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THURSDAY, MAY 29, J Pace 6 THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAINEER DONALD DUCK Bj Walt hi STICKS TO THE ROAD P I llf'B A BENEFIT Aunt Jerusha; "What have you ever done to benefit your fellow men?" Uncle Eli: "Well, I married you, didn't I?" 3 ,rp. ITS NO WONDER V SKIDDED ' A td SO GET SOME tikes wrrw ) 41 1 iw TREADS OH TUlS YT Copi I94. Wk form ftEuakn o 1 ''now, im gonna'N . SIVE THAT COP A .) jCARE J y . OKAY v GLUE p a K. CMUNA I'LL TAX.E A Couop jm iy "MWl "-Suction-1 1 HOME TO ROOST "Pawson," said Aunt Caroline ferociously, "I'd like to kill dat low-down husband o' mine!" "Why, Caroline, what's he done?" "Done? Why de's done left de chicken house door open and all de chickens has left." "Oh, well, that's nothing. Chick ens, you know, come nome to roost." "Come home?" groaned Aunt Caroline. "Come home? Pawson, dem chickens'll go home!" THE RETORT COURTEOUS Charles Lamb had no patience with prudery. Some small boys 'were enjoying a swim when he chanced to pass that way, in com pany with a very prim lady. "Isn't it shocking, Mr. Lamb?" she said, "to see those little boys in bathing without any clothes?" Lamb peered in their direction. "R-really, M-madam," he stam mered, "until you c-called my at tention to it I wasn't sure whether they were little b-boys or little g-girls." DOUBLE FAULT Playing on an Irish links, a colonel lost his ball and accused the caddie of having stolen it. "When, a moment later, it was found, the golfer, began an apol ogy. "Ahhah, nivir mind at all, at all," said the caddie. "You thought I was a thafe, and I thought you was a gentleman and 'begora we both made a mistake." SKIPPY p- Tve Cot Some tih.nss t I DO THIS MORNIN , SO WHEN TA ( I THINK IT'S 5oT ENOUGH WATER IN k PUT AWAY THE HOSE. uy rerrjr L, Crr ALL KiSHT. 1941 " PtiMrt. Syndics, Inc. POLLY AND HER PALS TRAPPED Dad: "When I was young, girls really knew how to blush." Daughter: "Be a sport, Dad, and tell me what you said to them." FRANKLY SPEAKING "I want a word of advice," the young man remarked to his uncle, "Well?" said Uncle tersely. "What is the best way to ap proach you for a loan?" "If you are sensitive," replied Uncle grimly, "you had better write , for it. Then when you get my reply just tear it up without reading it." Montreal Star. REASSURING The exacting customer Vas proving rather troublesome to the clerk. ' "Are you quite sure that these seeds will come up quickly?" she persiste. "I've left my garden until very late, you see, and I want to be sure that they will come up at once." "Lady," exclaimed the clerk, "plant those seeds and then jump out of the way if you want to be safe." Man (entering barber shop, much in need of haircut); "Did I get my last haircut in this shop?" Barber: "No, sir, we've only been in business two, years," ''I was bitten by a dog the other day," said the visitor as he eyed the yapping terrier with obvious distrust. He held out his hand and showed an ugly mark. "Did you have it cauterized?" the housewife asked politely, "No," he returned. "I just hit it on the head with a spade.' COLDS LIQUID : TABLETS V SALVE NOSE DROPS COUQH DROPS Try "Rub-My-Tlun . Wondvful wdiIimxI I an BLESS MAMA an' papa l an' Please make C OULUTH THE CAPITAL. vr S OF VERMONT. If I Copr.(Ptry l Crwby, World rights rtKrvtd IWI (King Features Syndic, Inc. DONALD DOCK" Si artiY 1 I 111 yvAiLV- j - . f WHV SOH, WHAT MADE YOU SAY T "TUtvr s- " BECAUSE I MADE I THAT WAY IN MV EKAMINaTIO PAPERS AN I WAMT To BE Right. SMITH 1 SEED STOHb 5-29 i". ' i 11 NEIGHBORHOOD OAHOEN CONTEST A Coc. IMI, wICtiMKy Pmhjmon.sj By Walt Disa S YER - Z BY GOSH... I did use 4-rrr smith ) I 1sm!tmT , v f' SKIPPY Aat little nrSEnsr" -J RASCALS, iJ. 'nt ZjV S AREN'T yW'i? JBy Perry L. Cj Colors are f resher Clothes are lovelier! That's what they all say when they get their clothes back from us. We give each ' garment Individual attention and so you are assured of having your clothes returned in the very best condition. For im mediate service call 205. VAYNESVILLE LAUNDRY MOW DID VOU MAKE OUT A . V WITH NOUR BUND DATE J W'vl LAST NIGMT ASM? ; POLLY AND HER PALS rU POLLY .. NOT A ' Qooo! ARE I ( DERKl IT ROW WN V A BAD-LOOKER AlALL.) ( MDU 6O.N0 TO A $f "9 TpEOT J SHE WENTT FER ME AJ? ) CALL HER UP? GIVE ME 7 IN A BIG WAV- r?Z2mi ThfttTL bi EVEGAVE Y MIND F I BORRER x- 1 I I f SEEMS TME VER DOIST A V I I 1 ' ' ' Z .:M:-VTWB-DESK PEN ymJK ( AVPUL LOT O WRiTISJ' THIS ) 'ht Y IWELPlN'ALNrT SUSIE AGIN, UNK? J(SEU;,yffl S LATE IKJ TH' D, SIMR r - - SET TABLE AST TWS I NbKEL ynff - :rjlTL k 3 IV HERE'S TH ONLV THN5 g r8 The Moo ;;.;.:"a.i,ii(;W II PhntiA 137 FEne MonamiitaiBiieeir Phone 137
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