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(One Day Nearer Victory) THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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F7f.Sr PAPTIST CHURCH
H. G. Hammett, Pa.-tor
"j4 Promise For Every Dug" is
the pastor's sermon subject fjr
Sunday morning at 11:00 o'clock.
At the evening worship at 8 o'clock
the sermon for the evangelistic
hour is, "The Pausing of Religion';
Opportunity." Also at this hour
the Ordinance of Baptism will be
observed.
The Bible School meets at 9:45
a. m. for study of God's Word. At
7 p. m. the Training Union meets
for growth in Christian character.
Confounds Doctors
WAYNESVILLE FIRST
METHODIST
Church School with classes for
all ages opens at 10:00 o'clock.
At the morning hour the pastor
will speak on the subject, "For
Whom Christ Died." Rev. McMur-
ray Richey, pastor of the Cullo
whee Methodist church, will be
the speaker for the evening ser
vice. The pastor will be speaking
in Brevard at that hour.
The Methodist Youth Fellowship
meets at : 630.
JUNALUSKA METHODIST
CHURCH
Pastor, Miles A. McLean
Sunday school at 10:00, with R.
H. Terrell, superintendent.
Church service at 11:00, at which
time the pastor will speak on the
topic, "Human Need of Christ."
There will be an anthem by the
choir under the direction of C. G.
Klopp.
The young people will meet at
7:30 p. m.
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DESPITE the medical specialists who
said she couldn't live with her heart
reversed and her blood circulating
backward, little Marilyn Stewart of
Baltimore Is enjoying her first
birthday anniversary and eating
anything she wants. A lively little
raspberry blond weighing 12
pounds, Marilyn and her mother
are visiting her grandmother in
Akron, O. Her father, Corp. Dale
Stewart, is on duty with the Army
in England, (International)
CHRIST."
"The Twilight Hour" at 7:30 con
ducted by the Young People of the
church.
Mid-week service of Prayer and
Praise Wednesday evening at 8:00
o'clock.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
Church rooms on second floor of
Masonic Temple.
Authorized Christian Science Lit
iterature available from lending
library after Sunday service.
Sunday services at 11 a. m.,
the subject of the lesson sermon
for next Sunday will be "Sub
stance" and the Golden Text will
be taken from Proverbs 22:1. "A
good name is rather to be chosen
than great riches, and living fa
vour rather than silver and gold."
WAYNESVILLE PRESBYTER
IAN CHURCH
Rev. Malcolm R. Williamson,
Pastor
Whitener Prevost, Superinten
dent of Sunday School.
Sunday School, 10:00 o'clock.
Morning Worship, H:15 o'clock.
Sermon Subject: "THE UN
PREACHED SERMONS OF
3T. JOHNS CATHOLIC CHURCH
Schedule of Masses
Waynesville, every Sunday 11:00
. m.
Andrews, every 1st Sunday, 8:00
. m.
Bryson City, every Sunday, 8:00
. m. ,
Canton, every 5th Sunday, 8:00
t. m.
Cherokee, every Brd Sunday,
3:00 a. m.
Franklin, every 2nd and 4th Sun
day 8:00 a. m.
Highlands, every Sunday 11:00
. m.
Murphy, every 6th Sunday, 8:00
a. m.
Sylva, every 1st Sunday 8:00 a.
m.
Welch Cove, every 1st Sunday
11:00 a. m.
Wooden Lifesavers
Navy men may soon be jumping
overboard with wood-and-glue life
rings instead of the customary cork
preservers. These new laminated
life rings are light-weight and save
hard-to-get materials.
DEATH
Mrs. Emma Hooper
Funeral services were conducted
Sunday afternoon at Pleasant Bal
sam Baptist Church for Mrs. Emma
Hooper, wife of the late Rev. Mer
ritt Hooper of Hazelwood, who died
at the home of her brother, A. M.
Adams, at Waynesville, R. F. D.
No. 1, . on Saturday afternoon
around 6 o'clock, after a long ill
ness. The Rev. W. L. Sorrells, pastor
of the church, officiated, assisted
by Rev. J. C. Massengil of Cowarts.
Burial was at Tuckaseigee.
Serving as pallbearers were:
Jonnie Sparks, Oscar Knight, A. N
Griffin, Will Moore, H. H. Eaven
son, and O. Knight.
Surviving are one brother, two
sisters, Mrs. A. M. Allen of Hazel
wood, and Mrs. O. L. Hooper of
Tuckaseigee.
TRlTn OR CONSEQUENCES
Mrs. Robert E. Cowan
Funeral services will be held this
morning at 11 o'clock at the Old
Thicketty Church for Mrs. Robert
iE. Cowan, 62, who died at her home
in the Thicketty section of the
county at 10:30 o'clock Tuesday
morning. Burial will be in the
Old Thicketty cemetery.
Rev. Berry Grice will officiate.
Pallbearers will be nephews as
follows: Grady, Conley and Claude
Ford, A. L. Holland, Robert Cowan
and Elmer Cowan.
Nieces will have charge of the
flowers.
Mrs. Cowan was a native of this
county, the daughter of the late
Mr. and Mrs. W. P. Ford. Sur
viving are her husband; five bro
thers, Joe and Albert Ford of
Asheville, Johnny and Ben Ford
of Clyde, R.F.D. No. 1, and Jim
Ford of Canton, R.F.D. No. 1; two
sisters, Mrs. Albert Warren and
Mrs. Dewey Holland of Clyde, R.
F.D. No. 1.
The Garrett Funeral home will
be in charge of the arrangements.
Note Plant Deficiency
Close observation of plants should
suggest the presence of any nutrient
deficiency. A light green color in the
foliage, for example, indicates lack
of nitrogen; slow growth, a lack of
phosphorus; and low disease resist
ance and poor quality a lack of
potash.
First . .e Band
The first marine corps band, con
sisting of a drum major, fife major
and 32 drums and fifes, was author
ized by congress July 11, 1798.
Third Annual Western North Carolina
FEEIDE
SMILE
All Breeders and Buyers Will Profit At This Sale.
Area's Choice Graded Calves
To Be Sold At
(DIVIDE STOCK Y
WED
EFT.
13,
2
p. m.
Outstanding Western North Carolina Breeders To Enter Calves South's Largest
Buyers Will Be Present.
The Best Quality Ever Offered
ALL CALVES WILL WEIGH FROM 300 TO 600 POUNDS.
Clyde, North Carolina September 13th
Jones You know 1 don't think my
wife tells me the truth all the time.
Smith What makts you say that?
Jones Well, the o.i-;r driy I ac
cused my wife of taking a quarter
out of my pocket. She said she didn't
know I had a quarter, in the sec
ond place she never put her hands
in my pockets and in the third place
she couldn't have taken the quarter
because that pocket had a hole in it I
NOBODY HOME
Nit What did you say?
Wit I don't know. I wasn't listening!
Bonos Time
New Employee Do you give your
workers a two weeks' vacation?
Boss A month!
N. E. That's swell of you!
Boss Yes, everybody gets two
weeks' vacation when they go on
theirs and two weeks' when I go on
mine I
Help!
Jones Getting people for Jobs
these days is almost impossible 1
Smith I'll say. Why, I saw a sign
In a drug store today that said,
"Wanted Soda Clerk, full or part
time, experienced or inexperienced,
man or woman, dead or alive!"
Younger Generation
Teen-age Girl Little boy, what
would your father do if he knew you
were out on the street this late at
night?
Little Boy I don't know. What
does your father do to you?
Conducted Tour!
Bill Have you ever visited a pen
itentiary? Joe Sure!
Bill How long did it take you to
go through it?
Joe Close to five years!
All for One
Harry My wife won five hundred
bucks at the races yesterday and
split with me.
Jerry You got half?
Harry No, she packed her bag
and left me!
Depression Ahead
Airline Official There's only one
thing that worries me when planes
start flying around the world.
Second A. O. What's that?
A. O. We'll only be able to sell
one way tickets!
Poor Papa
Sonny Dad, what's leisure?
Daddy Leisure, my son, is the
two minutes' rest a man gets while
his wife finds something else for him
to do!
Due to Who?
Blue It Isn't my fault that I got
into debt.
Brown No? How's that?
Blue It was all owing to other
people!
Thoroughbred
Bill Did you say your dog was
half Spitz?
Jerry Yes, one half sits and the
other half spits!
RING FOR MORE!
Joan Was the ring Harry gave
you set with precious stones?
Jane Yes, precious few!
That's Different
Jones My mother-in-law has only
visited our home once since I was
married.
Smith Personally, I'd say you
were lucky.
Jones Lucky nothing! She came
for a visit and has been there ever
since.
Too Risky
Wife You need a haircut Why
don't you let me do it for you?
Husband No thanks! The last
man I knew who let a woman cut
his hair was Samson, and look what
happened to him!
Subway Fare
Man (sitting) Excuse me, lady,
but you're standing on my feet.
Lady (standing) Well, you ought
to be standing on them yourself!
Bad to Worse
Nit Can you use the word "in
dorse" in a sentence?
Wit Sure! We always play in
dorse when we can't play indiscreet!
One of the Family!
Bill Well, have your girl's family
accepted you yet?
Joe I'll say. I got bawled out
last night for using the guest towel!
Dead Broke
Jane My fae is my fortune.
Joan Well, you'll never have to
worry about paying an income taxi
Both Cracked
Nit I want a candy bar)
Wit-Nuts?
Nit Nuts yourself! Forgf t!
Lions Club Hear
Address By
Mrs. Sam Queen
Mrs. Sam Queen, county super
intendent of public welfare in
Haywood county, adddressed the
Lions Club on last Thursday eve
ning at their regular dinner meet
ing. She enumerated the services
rendered a county by a department
of public welfare.
Mrs. Queen stressed the parti
cular services that the Lions Club
could aid which included referring
the children with defective sight
or hearing or other physical handi
caps, so that they might benefit
from the special services the de
partment gives.
The speaker also emphasized
that the fact that there should be
more follow up work among the
children the Lions Club supplies
with glasses. She pointed out that
too often the children wear the
glasses such a short time that no
real benefit is derived and in
such cases the cost of the glasses
is a waste of money.
Mrs. Queen called upon the
members of the club to use their
influence in securing a school at
tendence officer for Haywood coun
ty, as truancy is on the increase
and is a big factor in juvenile delinquency.
Named After King
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named for King Louis XI, of France.
Th Gulf of Mexico waters of Bay
Saint Louis witnessed a desperate
conflict December 13, 1814, between
American gunbonls and British
laur''
Another Shipment
GAMES
and
PUZ ZLES
For All Ages
Relax and enjoy an exciting game
or two.
IDEAL FOR GIFTS
THE MOUNTAINEER
Stationery and Supplies for Office, Home and School"
Find Your Place
Today and Help
tamp Out the
Enemy
Building essential war equipment is
a contribution toward stamping out
the enemy. Most of us are helping
to eliminate Hitler, but there are still
some who are not. Without sufficient
weapons and materials our boys can
not fight . . . cannot assure an early
victory. Especially needed are var
ious rubber products manufactured
by Dayton . . . life rafts, pontons,
and oxygen hose.
If you are not now employed in es
sential work, come out and help us
produce these vital products. Pre
vious factory experience is not neces
sary. You will work in new, well
lighted and ventilated buildings, with
pleasant people. -
Openings are available for girls, wo
men and men. Men must weigh at
least 130 pounds. If you are 17 years
old, or older, come out and see us.
We will try to give you a job you
will like ... and you will be helping
to stamp out the enemy.
Apply now at gOSM
Waynesville, N. C.
You may also make application to the U. S. Employment Service Office
your area.
Buy War Bonds and Stamps.
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