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ONE WAY ONl.Tr
. t Teacher was telllnr Uie clan
. about the conquests of Alexander
1 the Great
-"When Alexander bad conquered
'' India," she said, "what do yon think
'Ik did? Do yon think be gave a
r great feast to celebrate bis triumph T
. No, be sat down and wept" t - t
The pupils seemed disappointed
at this childish display on the part
of the hero, so the teacher hastened
.. to explain, "Now why do yon think
Alexander wept F she asked. ,
, Up shot a hand. . 1
"Please, miss," said Freddie, "per.
baps be didn't know the way back.1
-Answers Magazine.
TO0DLE-O01
JUL t . yn. - ...'7,.i . A .
"Why didn't you return Charles'
ring and presents." -
"I regard them as spoils f war
taken In my first engagement"
Quito Safe
? "Henry, dear," remarked the in
valid's wife, "I'll have to run away
for an hour or so. I've got the
- material for a new dress for the
dressmaker. .
"But," ' complained the patient
"do you think it right to be think-
Ing of dress while I am so ni?"
"Henry. It will be all right what
ever happens; it's a black dress."
.' Keeping Tham Hoaatt
. Moses tour neighbors' are hon-
; est I hope. . " 1
Rastus Tesslr, dey is. . .
Moses But you keep that loaded
shotgun; ber close, to your hen
coop.
Rastus les, dat's to keep 'em
honest
Try Making-Facaa
-.' Minister I do wish I could think
of some way to make the congre-
gatlon keep their eyes on me when
v I m preaching such good sermons.
' Little Son Father, you want to
, put the clock right behind the pul
- jlti Pathfinder Magazine.
' '''' . ' i ' t ' " w . v i ' ' J ' '
life ;
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tifafisr tefcto tew r '; 1
"" " " 1 1 I'-ti-rt 'I'll .y ' -. .r' l' , r : " y ' - - - ' .
; Percy As you know, the bally
golf ball hit me on the head and
went careening into space.
f Peggy-plnslde your head, FercyT
l '.n OH, GIGGLES
"Why did Dorothy marry such an
old roggieT" j ,
"He is very rich." i , i .
""J suppose that accounts ;for it!
sne was aiwaya very sentimental."
CORRECT ANSWER
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
ByTtdOtoagUfat
, ' ' ,; Vague Valuations '
"How much Is land worth "in
Crimson JulchT" v . '
"We can't tell," answered Bronco
Bob. ."There's nobody In the place
with political nerve enough to as
sume responsibility as the assessor."
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If
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WIS AIMT
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AIHT NHAT Tcr:
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GOOD RIDDANCE
' "So you're ' glad I'm going to
marry your sister, eh 3" '
"Uh-hal Ton know can't have
a beau a long as an older sister
Is still single." "i '
Ovarhaard '
-, Boarder Wish I could be a farm
er and work and live with the blue
sky overhead always. ' .
; Farmer. Brown That would be
all right If the blue sky waa a
farmer's only overhead.
wr
r 1 i -ss i bea.' . . . . t , -tcrss-
'see! or,
She Were you ever disappointed
In love? ' '
He Two and a half times. t
She Two and a half Umes?
Heyes: twice married and once
rejeccea . ; ,
i 'Till Zf i ajTat
:-' beli .'.v-i Jin -
r i
i or
HE-HAWI
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Wlfle Why cry over spilt milk
Hubby Huh?
Wifle-Ink is much harder to get
out ox ine ruga. -
THE OLD LOW DOWN
THE FEATHERHEADS
- By OtbanM ,
Compatitiaa
Peach It must have taken a lot
of courage to rescue me the way
you did. f ' h
.. Sailor fes, I bad to knock down
'three othar sailors who wanted to
do It ,
A 'If,'" ' s ,Rivar 1 j,',- ; .
Do you want foreign music la
'- our ad programs?" '
,.-; "Tes," answered Mr! TJustin Stax.
"g!vS"-rhe Blue Danube.' Tta
, wku vi uiu man mrer. - ! i :
Spiritual Advica' '
, . "Do you flopend on a spiritual adV
vleerr'fi . , ,
"If'yoo mean a ghost writer,"
saiu senator sorghum, "I do." V
1 A Thankful Occupation
"Pm't you find writing a thank-
"' i I'e '" 5', evpry thing 1
-mi I to ma wl'h
'" 'i r'vamlucr.
IN My EY6' r
"TFT
OVER. HERE
Tb THE :
NEAR 'flMfc ,
'fed ALMOST"
, BUNPEP MT
'why'piomYA
YOU STop AT
A "DOCTOR'S 'J
I Aiitv. ulna t tin
t iwv nniB. nun
TAKte IT 0UT2
vfe;:''
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kr OW-lbW , U ) Had -siui-.
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BUT I'M
Comma "feACM Yod
lb po IT (jENTLy
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it-
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" Tu sorry for his wlfe.
"Whyr, . , '
"It must gall her terribly to know
i that she's dependent upon a thing'
like that for hen living."
. in hi '',l,-X
. FULL OF HOT AIR "
to rapidly l'
20, minutes v,
i wash and put
kernels swell.
An aluminum
i soap suds In wli-
will result In si.
silver with clii-
cloth after dry!)
One-half cup or
solved i with a Hi
'which a cup of J
added, is an exec.
the bath tub. ,
.;
If Screws are put Into a c
soap before you a.
Into hard wood j".u v .1 Cu
will go In much, eu.s ,
To make parsley r"; 'toes, s.srlu-
kle a tablespoon of Ciely-cli!ripf 1
parsley over freshly-bo.i.d potatoes '
r t I , f
To- 'fry bacon without burning,
place on-B cold frying pan over a
low gas flame and turn frequeqtly. '
- ' i f '
Potatoes are as good as Unseed
for a poultice. , -Boll the potatoes -
in a bag and when soft, mash In
bag and apply as hot as can t
borne.'.
Old - blankets covered 'With an
silk' make 1 excellent quilts. Stitch
Warmth Is mother's Brst thought! through -blankets at corners, and
when winds blow cold. It's then that along the siaes.
two-to-ten-year olds need the extra I O Aociatd Dnrmvtn. wnu swtIm.
protection of snug bloomers ,'neath I " 9 , T" t: . - ,
thele brief frocks. This frock but-1 Attractive and W'v'
tons down tha frnnt an t-ha btrila I
may button it as easily as a coat; I ' .s . Simnlft RflW Rllflf
partly atltched pleats add skirt full- , . r . i .D -, O
eirl Charm. A oulek null, and hloom. I 1 Br GRANDMOTHER CLARK
ers are In place. The kiddle, that has i .w.aesigo is very attractive ana
both frock and hloomers of wool simple rug 10 mase ii a square rug
chains will be -warm as toast the 1 11 aeslred- 1 TnI" rp Jeasure 82;:
whole -winter Jong j'..'..-.!-t-VNV I incnea ana requires ahout pounds
Pattern 9621 may be ordered- In JSe d sepa ateiv and Sen
sizes 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10. Size 6 re-1 jeP""My aM tneP ' ?
quires 2V& yards 86 Inch fabric And
yard contrasting, ; , u
Send . fifteen cents In coins or
stamps (coins preferred) for this pat.
tern. : Be sure to write plainly yotfr
name, address, style number and size.
Complete, diagrammed sew chart In
cluded.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept 232 W. Eight-
eento St,: New Xork, N.'X-'V-
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'Mad king' Went to Great;
; Lengths to Be Alone ,
Ludwlg II, the "Mad King" of Ba
varia irom iso to isop' never saw
or spoke to anyone if he could avoid
When In Munich his chief "amuse
ments were to attend performances
at the Boyal and National theater I
for, which he purchased all seats, sol
he could be alone, and to row a gon- j
had hniir nn tha ihini m I pitched together. This modul prove
palace so he could not be watched KUlminv- rs e a oe
by servants."'
Mayba They Ara
"Daddy, are flies flies because thev
tiyl" asked Bobby Lacey of his dad
the first: night after school started.
I suppose so," John answered. '
Are. fleas fleas because they flee"
Sure, what of UJ?
Well, I told teacher that oees are
hees because, they " be." Prairie
Farmer. . , ' , - .
' Like Fadier.' LIka Sob
Fearful Father My bov. . the tinrt
time you have an urge to kiss Dhe
now m.aia, i a suggest that you use a
more secluded spot.
jmshman Fred-Oh. the haU w
dark enough, Pa4 Besides, she
oiougtit it was you. -
tnade from rags. This Is known as
"Arbor Window" rug and should- be
made np ln colors to match the fu?. .
nismngsMn the room. ;:
This is one of the twenty beautif !
rugs sho.vn In our rug book No. i
Full directions are given for this r
and also the nineteen otlifrs. E
fifteen cents to our rug 1 part:in . t
for rug book No. 24. If you need a
hook to crochet your rug with send
twenty-five cents for both hook and
rug book. ' - i
? Address Home Craft Co., Dept C, ;
Nineteenth and St Lou" Ave., St.
LouI, Mj Inclose a s .-nppj p i
dressed envelope for reply v . iv -Inft
for any Information. '
Editor This Isn't poetry, toy dear
man; it's merely an escape of gas.
wonlu-BeContrlbutor Ah. I see.
i Something-wrong with' the meter.
GANCWAYt
Mr. Grouch Here's an account of
a young couple who were marrlGil
in an airplane. Elsky buslntw,
thnt
I"g wi'o T"g no more -rl
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