v .ilfsulaville Bugle 3nly squeaks and -squirts seem ome forth as I try to find a true e oh. this thirty-fourth edition, d copy, and fifth printing of the jgle" (silly, alnt it? tis true tis ,e) But the Bugle isn't meant to serious; unless something does go right to suit B'ville.. :r Let's see what shall we write out this timer Let's try to do a e-off on Robert Qulllens style, . d add some old gags I used when I was an actor (?) Perhaps I should i when Iried to act on the stage. . j w let's see, what thoughts come: Jjiny mind? ( Mind? Oh you Demo- f e$t, you're bragging again.) Hit 3 e Spring-board hard, here we go. - : He: "Why does a chicken cross ' J 3 road?". , - :-i.-i,r'- i- She:- ?TP get on the other side." r.IIa ha.ha. v v i-r-i lje:- ? Why does a chicken cross f ft road?.,:;1: is-' -'-A -";-:! J ; He:- fCnuse the roosters on the t -ier side." Double ha ha ha. . . i In this" day of autos, busses and rHvate planes, just how long has i been since you rode on a train? Jiout ten years or more for me. , Sambo:- "Yassuh, my shoe soles Ju "so thin I can. stand on. a dime nd tell yo ef its . heads or .tails." Come on here Midnight j Hambo:- "Who yo caUin' Mid night? You don't look sq day-break- ' Juli yosef." I- Strictly corn folks, right off the ' $ob, right : from the- shoulder, : straight from the heart of Beula- ' villa;. .';,-i'';v;: - :,v.-'::i MBS. M. at THIGFBlf r-VfC Beiaefcr iv.;- i SVMCBIFTION AGENT 7ilh The Sick -Rolln Thomas is back in school a" er being confined to his home with mump While ill be. was for c i to miss the basketball tourna e eht at Magnolia which worked a I rdship on tlie Beulavllle boys as I lin is one oFtheic star players. Mrs. Wm. L Miller is ill at her . 1 J- , s view f the ; . PARTS DEPARTMENT - Staffed by Johnny Parks and Rayford Lanier 11::!;: j5 Piston Rings - Grizzly Brake Lining - King Pr !;Iy Pcrts - llichoff Ignition Parts - McCord i::2:n G G:s!xts - Arco PainlsT , T" r- Landlord:- "Did you drink the pint of whiskey I gave you yester day?"'. - : - Colored Tenant:- 'Yassuh, and it was Jus' right" Landlord:-, "What do you mean, Just right?" : CoL Ten.:- "Well suh, if it bad been any wuss, I couldn't have drunk it and if tit had been any better you wouldn't a .give It to me".-; -I .:: ;. y: ' "I ... ; J: . I There will be a city election fpr J Beulavllle In the near future, that s swell, an excel'ent idea Now- who is running for what, .how and why? To this end there will soon be a town meeting held in the Model Theatre (I do, I do, I do), Then the candidates will have an oppor tunity to declare themselves in the race, and state what they stand f oretc. etc. -' - . J. D. Sahdlin was walking down the street one day whe be rot son ; struck -- His sons struck him for 1 . new Dry Cleaning Plant. (Note: Ifs doing very nicely too). ' i Beulavllle marches on 1 ! ! - Leon Lanier got all dressed up to go to the Basketball games last Friday, but finally had to come to the- show instead,' he had mislaid a day and it was only Thursday. -March came In like a lion, hope she goes out like a lamb; if hot IH be looking for April, May and Jum. Guess I'll hang the clothes on the line and make this the fi nal note. It's B-flat home near Beulavllle. Indications are that she may be suffering from typhus fever. Mrs. L. H. Thomas, Sr., and her daughter, Rebecca, are both con fined to their home with the flu. . Mrs. : John Sumner has been a patient, at Memorial General Hos pital, Kinston, having recently suffered an attack of appendecitis. t Mrs Harry Bratcher returned Saturday from Parrotta Memorial Hospital, Kinston, where she re cently underwent a major opera tion. Friends will regret to know that Rev. Robert Fitzgerald of NelUsus, Tenn., is in a hospital suffering front gall bladder ailment Mr. 0 ruffes! Jam. Fitzgerald has many friends here where he formerly served as pastor of the Baptist Church. He Is the brother of Mrs. S. P. Bostic. Mr. L. F. (Pete) Brown is ex pected home this week-from Fort Bragg hospital where be has been receiving treatment . Milton Cottle ia confined to his home by Illness. -, Gordon Kennedy is. at the Vet erans Hospital, Fayetteville, for ex amination and treatment. - Attend FHATri- Counfy Rally Warsaw Saturday Mrs. P .E. Thigpen, Jr., teacher of Home Ec in Beulavllle High School, and leader of the local or ganization of Future Homemakers of America, accompanied the fol lowing members to Warsaw Satur day where they attended the Tri County (Duplin-Sampson-Pender) Rally of FHA held in the auditor ium of the Warsaw High School: Pansy rdwards, Ruth Sanderson, Calesta Thigpen; Mary Jane Gres ham, Vera Gray Wilson, Naomi Mercer, Carolyn Baker, Mary Ida Sandlin, Betty Ann Thomas and Mattie Frances Kennedy. Several of this number took part in the program which was presented dur ing the day. A picnic lunch was served at noon. Miss Jackson !s Hostess; Faculty Miss Lou Jackson was hostess Thursday evening when she enter tained members of the Potters Hill School Faculty at a lovely 6 o'clock dinner. v. ' The table, covered with a white linen cloth, had as its centerpiece an arrangement of fern and ivy with unshaded white tapers. Shamrock place cards seated the guests, and the delicious dinner further carried out the St Patrick motif. ', ,. ;r;;V,:: VOA Places were laid for Mrs. Sidney Hunter, Mrs. Clyde Brlnson, Miss Daisy. Burnham, Miss Ethelene Parker, Mrs. Lou Belle Williams, Mrs. JD. Jackson, mother of the hostess, nd Miss Jackson. SERVING-DUPLIN COUNTY , WE Ami(3:n)I?2iirifiG k CDmmipsiimy bJJim(c. A Nathre Son at Duplin, ROBERT Prayer Meetings Continuing the cottage prayer meetings, preparatory to the pro spective revival at the Baptist Church, services were held Tues day evening in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Sidney Hunter with T. Y. Dobson and M. M. Thigpen lead ing, and at the home of Mrs. Lula Parker where "Bud" Miller was in charge. -;- . Rev. A. L. Brothers of Rocking ham will be the preacher during the series of services, beginning March 16. Music will be in charge of Rev. A. L. Brown and there will be special selections by the Young Peoples Choir, the Junior Choir and others. Everyone has a cordial invitation to attend these services. Held Monday Eve. The regular monthly meeting, with the president Mrs. Lou Belle Williams, presiding, was held on Monday evening at the Presbyter ian church. Mr. W. R. Teachey led the opening devotional, and the speaker for the occasion was Rev. A. L. Brown, who used aa his topic "Health and Religion." The out-going -Inspection Com mittee represented by Miss- Ermle Sanderson, reported 4 visits to the school during February at which times the committee was very fa vorably impressed . with existing conditions. The following were named on the March Inspection Committee: Mrs. Ashe Miller, Mrs. Leonard Kennedy and Mrs. Otis Miller. . ' The treasurer reported a balance of $2689.89 in the treasury on Mar. 1st - ' - After adjournment a social hour was enjoyed and the hospitality committee assisted by Mesdames Carolyn Johnson and Daisy Miller served ice cream. Mrs. Brinson Is Hostess To Maple H. D. Club Mrs. Kit Brlnson was hostess on PT A Meeting G. (Bob) WILLIAMS, SeTreas, and Sales Manager , Af Center anc Chestnut Sts offering A Full & Complete Lineof Automobile Partsforall Makes of Cars Phone 1635-J Ve Deliver Happenings,' Advertising, Jn And Around . " The" County's Eastern Metropolis - Monday when she entertained the Maple Home Demonstration Club. Miss Hilda Clontz, county demon stration agent, met with the ladies and presented a program on "How We Rate As Parents?" There were 13 members and one visitor pres ent The hostess served a tempting salad course with coffee. Barbecue Dinner Mr. and Mrs. Lem Sumner and Mr. and Mrs. Ledford Sumner en tertained at a delicious barbecue dinner Sunday. . Guests included members of the family from Beulavllle, Seven Springs, and High Point Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Kennedy and children were additional guests. Mr. and Mrs. Bob Demorest were hosts at bridge Thursday evening. Coca colas and sandwiches were served during play, and in addition to the hosts 'playing, were Mrs. Marion Hayworth of Pink Hill, Mrs. Irene Currie and Robert Craft, Jr. Kinch Parker, Jr. Sunday night, Mar. 2, 1947 Very near the hour of seven A speeding car killed mp pup No one was there to interrupt - They asked me why I was sad today, I replied: "Jr. has gone away." Kinch Parker is his sire, you see, So named for his Dad be had to be. Some Spitz, Bull (with a spot on his knee) But mostly Feist (fice) was his pedigree. He was almost white with a curled tail, s He could loudly bark with a wail. Three years and six months was his age. He Jumped and ran in such a tage." ? Now Kinch is not very nimble For he was ten last November. Why do I love them so? 1 1 ttel? iff artoweltbe Entertains At Bridg : motosi shop . : . Under tha Supervision of Walter Capp - Motor Rebuilding - Brake Drum Turning - Fitting Pins - All Kinds of Reaming - Recondiii:nir.o Because they love me, you know. My friends love someone more than me. But I was first with theat, yeu could see. Each time my steps did home Ward wind . Barks of welcome I would find. One dog will greet me no more. That s why my heart is heavy and sore. I'm thankful for the Joy he brought, -And a lesson to me he taught: -If to an animal you are kind Hell bring you Joy, you'll find. So although I had to cry When I knew it was goodbye, A precious memory I can't for get: Such a grand and happy little pet! Lula Q. Parker. NOTICE OF NEW FOR TOWN OF Pursuant to section 160-35 of the general ita-. tutes of North Carolina, notice is hereby given for a new registration for the town of Benlaville for the regular election of the town officials to-be held on Tuesday after the first Monday in May. 1947. " All qualified voters of the town of Beulaville are requested to see Mrs. M. M. Thigpen, Regit trar and register for the town election. The regia tration books will be held open from April 12, 19 47 to April 19, 1947 for the registration of quali fied voters. This 10th day flfarafc. Hi. I. J. Sandlin, Jr., Acting Clark S. P. Boatic, Mayor T MES. If." JUL TZUGFEN -Beulavilletir. C Hsi saisa Far CLINTON FLOSAL : tfailFANY , WAIXAOft, M. L I'M KNOCKING I j . AT PLAYHOUSE THXATKI PINK HILL WED. THITBS. : WHO???, "Dusty" Fletcher Want "Richard To Open The Door" . AT 8:30 P.M. REGISTRATION I3EULAVILLE r- 1