ESTABLISHED 1844. GREENSBORO, N. 0., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14, 1907. VOLUME LIX, NUMBER 31. All communications, whether for publica tion or pertaining to matters of business, should be sent to the Editor, J. 0. Atkinson, Elon College, N. C. EDITORIAL COMMENT. When to Stop.—Every man with a weak ness lives and labors under one fatal delu sion. It is this—In his own estimation he knows when to stop. I met a young man the other day who has been smoking cigarettes for years. His whole system is saturated with the intoxi cating poison, so that when he gets up of a morning he must needs light a cigarette be fore dressing. To stop now would almost run him crazy. Yet that young man said to me, “I am not what you call a cigarette fiend. I can stop. If I were to discover that I was being injured I should stop at once.” Injured indeed! And rather than do with out cigarettes a day he would drive twenty miles to get a package. Injured indeed! When if he gets from under the influence of them he could not sleep, and his nerves tremble like leaves in a breeze. Injured in deed! When he would not stop the habit and quit the practice for any thing in the world. Yet that same young man told me lie knew when to stop and how many not to smoke! I saw a man sometime ago who loved his liquor. He would have it in moderation ev ery day without let or hindrance. On spec ial occasions, and when there was excite ment, he would drink to intoxication. Ap proached about the habit, and warned, his re ply was 4 4 Well I do drink some, but I know when to stop.” Certaihly. Never saw a •drunkard in my life that did not have the notion that he knew when to stop. Every man with a fatal weakness knows, in his own estimation, "When to stop. About thfe beet ■evidence under the sun that a weakness has laid its death grasp upon a man is his decla ration that “He knows when to stop.” There begins to be more hope for the man when he begins to fear that he does not know when to stop. Every reformation and every conver sion is preceded by that. The man begins to .realize that he does not know when to stop. Mules. We want our friends in various sections to quit complaining about the price of Mules.' About the most helpful and hu mane happening that has struck our farm ers in many a day is high price of Kate and Bob. This is not fun, it is fact. We have been out among farmers some what of late, and in all our lives we have never seen so many fat, fine, sleek mules. Your mule own ers will regale you an hour with the awful and stupendous and killing price of mules, and then wind up the conversation by in viting you out to the stable to see Kate and Betsey. (It used to be Kate and Bet.) Did you ever hear of a mule owner invit ing you to the lot to see his pair “of black beauties,” in the shape of stalwart mules,be fore the present high prices came ? Not many times we fancy. A man simply cannot afford to keep a poor, ■whiplashed and half-starved mule now. The price is too high. When neighbor Smitn •cought up a cool 250 for a mule, put it down that said neighbor is going to be careful and kind in the handling of said beast. We do not know what single event has so much helped the morals and manners of mule drivers and mule owners, as the prevailing high prices. A poor, weather beaten, ill kept mule is a strain on any man’s morals (and vocabulary) that tries to keep and handle one. And every owner knows that there is no more faithful and resolute beast than, a well kept beasts of burden has increased onr humane ness and enlarged our care and sympathy in a most marked degree. Thus do the wheels of fortune turn to teach us lessons of economy, and of charity, In a way and manner marked and marvelous to be hold. When men will not learn kind ness for kindness sake, Providence teaches them kindnfess for economy’s sake. Strenu ous business is shutting up the rum shop and giving us men of temperance and sobriety. Competition is driving to the wall the boy who revels and giving a chance to the boy who cares and struggles. Sentiment is coming to have worth and the considerate invites trade and wins customers. ‘ ‘ Business is business ’ ’ is giving way before the more noble sen timent, Business is life. A Great Fine. A few weeks ago United States Marshels had a merry chase running down Mr. John D. Rockefeller of the Standard Oil Company to get him as witness in a cir cuit court sitting at Chicago. But being ap prehended and brought to court Mr. Rocke feller’s chief claim was that “he did not know. Yes, he was president of the Stand ard Oil, but only honorary president and had n<rt been in the president’s office in some years.” But Judge Landis, of said circuit court, decided that somebody knew and as an outcome of proceedings against the Standard, fined that company $29,240,000. This was for taking rebates contrary to law, the com pany being found guilty in 1,462 counts and the maximum sum of $20,000 'being imposed for each count. The Gevernment’s case was gased on the allegation that the Standard Oil Company had received from the Chicago and Alton Ry. a rate of six cents per one hundred pounds of oil shipped from Whiting, Indiana, to East St. Louis, 111. and St. Louis, Mo. when the regular and published rate was eighteen cents per one hundred pounds. The Standard had induced (?) the Chicago and Alton Ry. to carry its oil for one third the price charged others. This was in flag rant violation of law, and Judge Landis went to the limit in imposing the fine. There is, of course, to be an appeal to the higher courts. This is said to be the largest fine ever im posed by any court in the history of the world, so far as records show. The decision Tfflay not stand..That Is tb be seen. Btit It will have a salutary effect we imagine in causing other corporations and trusts to mind how they tamper with illegal rebates. The offending railway is now to be tried, as it violated the law also, as well as the Standard in receiving the rebate. The holiest of all holidays are those Kept by ourselves in silence .and apart; The secret anniversaries of the heart. *A DESTRUCTIVE CRITIC OF 2907. {To the Reader of 1907. Dear Brother: Although interested in the able writings of the higher critics of 1907, especially in their assumption of having dis covered something valuable, as if the “his torical method” were new in studying the Bible, I confess I became somewhat drowsy under their monotonous efforts to make the sacred writings seem to abound in misstate ments. But I gradually absorbed their genius and spirit, and seemed to become a destructive critic, though calling mvself a higher eritic. While in this state of mind, sleepy though I was, I seemed to live rapidly through the centuries, century after century, until I found myself moving among scholars who dated their letters with the numerals, 2, 9, 0, 7. On seeming to be roused front a semi-con sciousness, and supposing that a thousand years had passed from the time I fell asleep under the dreary chanting about the mistakes of the Bible, I seemed to be walking among the fancied alcoves of my library, now in creased by the additions of a thousand years, and coming across the following correspond ence I give you the letters, believing that it may be interesting to thd* reader to observe how the reasoning of the future destructive critic (writing in 2907 of our times in the spirit in which the destructive critic of 1907 writes of Bible times) will make the condi tions of our generation to appear. If we of the year 1907 know something of the conclusions of the learned gentleman of 2907 to be false, whose letters I now reveal, or if his modes of reasoning are absurd, or if he lays stress on insufficient data in his logic, or, especially, if he is ludicrously given to denying the statements of eye-witnesses to the facts which we of our time know to be true, these faults must not be attributed to me: for I copy the letters and publish them exactly as I found them a thousand years before they were written. , J. J. Summerbell.) Dayton, Ohio. •Copyrighted by The Christian Sun. All rights reserved. Kinkade, New Zealand, 15, 8, 2907. iviy uear uranason: In my last letter I referred to the imper fect brain development of the Americans of 1907. But yet I must be fair to them, since they may have been in advance of some of the other white tribes: for our investiga tors have shown that it is likely that some where near the year 1900 some tribes of Europeans may have adopted residence on the surface of the earth instead of among the branches of trees. For on the western side of the Pacific Ocean, at about that time, in some islands southeast of Asia, there were still tree-dwell ers. Also, in Russia, events transpired that throw much light on the stage of evolution of man in that section. The czar of that great empire, Nicholas II., and his wife long ed for a son. The Russian records show that in 1903 they knelt at the shrine of St. Seraphim and prayed for one, and a son was born to them on the 30th of July, 1904. St. Seraphim had died about thirty years before, after a life of austerity among bears, which he nursed when they were sick. He wore sandals of bark, lived on bread and water, and slept in the tops of trees. These facts are in the official archives of 1903 to 1907. You will observe, my dear grandson, that his sandals of bark indicate (by the histori cal method) that the Russians had not yet learned how to turn the skins of animals into leather; and his sleeping in the tops of trees shows that he belonged to some tribe of tree dwellers. The Russian archives do not show whether St. Seraphim -had a tail or not. That point is left in obscurity. It is easily seen that the Americans must have been in advance of the Russians: for in the territory of the United States there were no tree-dwellers; although in the south western part of the land there were still cliff-dwellers. This fact shows that the Americans were in advance of the Russians. For our critics, archaeologists and paleontol ogists all agree that the Ameri<?answere with out tails. But still their reasoning power in 1907 must have been of a low order, to cut down or pierce mountains for. their traveling, in stead of using the air with its vast spaces. These ancient lines of travel to this day de face the landscape beneath us, as we look down from our aermobiles. When we consider that the birds of the air could be seen by the ancient Americans, sug gesting to every man of well developed brain that the air was the space for swift, easy, economical, safe and cleanly travel, we can easily see that the Americans of 1907 must have had little brain power, not to perceive the advantageous way to travel swiftly and safely. The barbarism of the Americans has also been conclusively demonstrated by our learn ed men, who all agree that the people of 1907 used coal and wood for fuel, instead of us ing the heat of the sun, or doing as we now generally do, utilizing the internal heat of the earth. How the Americans could be * blind to these obvious sources of heat, can not be explained except on the theory that they had not yet fully reached the develop ment of human beings. But the records clearly show that the ancient Americans, as late as the year 1907, shivered with the cold in winter and suffered with the heat in summer; although they must have noticed that the cold of space above them was great, and the heat of the earth’s internal fires was great. Now that our governments have for centuries maintained an equal tempera ture at all seasons for all citizens we can only wonder at the barbarism of the year 1907, when God’s products were seized by the rich (for they had rich and poor then), depriving the poor of the common comforts of life; that is, heat in winter and coolness in summer. Another of the difficulties our learned men have experienced in investigating the condi tions and events of the years about 1907 has been the untruthfulness of the writers of that period, as well as the corruption of it- One of the most startling instances of universal Tying we discovered in the accounts of the destruction of a city of thirty thousand peo ple, called St. Pierre, situated on an island Martinique. It seems that the city was ly ing at the foot of the volcano, called Mont relee. ine outrageous untrustworthiness ox the age is seen in the universal statement made by the writers of that period that all the inhabitants of St, Pierre were killed within five minutes by an eruption of that volcano. Now we all know that no such thing could occur. It is simply impossible. All true experience contradicts it. Our own per sonal observation is that cities of 30,000 population are not built so close to volcanoes that such destruction could be wrought. Be sides, we have made dose search on the very spot; and we do not'find that St. Pierre’s ruins corroborate the statement of the his torians of that time. There is a decided lack of the quantity of ashes and lava, needed to bury 30,000 people. But it is unnecessary to give our reasonings, as you only desire a compact statement of the results of our searches. But how far fallen were the morals of the year 1900 will appear not only in the univer sal statement that 30,000 people were killed by Mont Pelee in an instant; but the records show that the people of that city were as corrupt as those of any city for a thou sand years. The majority of the children were illegitimate: tie . omen on the streets went half covered; and vice prevailed over whelmingly. And how materialistic was the age appears plainly from the fact that no priest or prophet is recorded as having pre dicted the destruction of the city, or as hav ing attributed its destruction to its uni versal vice. And the very fact that no such records are found, which abound in connec tion with most such myths, proves that the destruction did not occur. Mont Pelee did not explode, as stated. And the city may have been injured by fire, and later been abandoned on account of sanitary reasons, which it is now too late to discover, on ac count of the industrial uses to whch we have put the volcano. In my next letter I will prove to you the egotism of the people of the year 1907; that is, fhe people of America. Your affectionate grandfather. Higher Critic.

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