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Events in the Lives of Little Men -
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.? : THE TROUBLE
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Two negroes were boasting about
the merits of their respective motor.
cars, both ^worn, shabby, old* wrecks.
('One of them said, "Deys Jn*. one
reason why Ah caln't run dls cah
o'ralne 100 miles a honah.**
; "An' what*s dat reason 7** asked the
Dther.
"Da distance is too long fo* de
shortness of de time," said the first
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Bright Boy
"Where's your pencil, Alt I"
1 "Ain't got one, teacher.'*.
"How many times, have I told you
not to say that? Listen: I haven't
Sot one, you haven't got one, we
haven't got one?
"Well, who has all the pencils?"
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Sporting Smpenu
?Ts the election over In Crimson
Gulch?"
"Not yet," answered Cactus Joe.
"A lot of the hoys are still bettin' on
how many votes there will be in the
ballot boxes -,?ter u recount."
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ODD THINGS AND N|W?By Lame Bode
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BODY MAS 250,000 "
SPOTS SENSITIVE TO COLO
ANO ONLY 30,000 RE
SPONSIVE TO MEAT ?'
Under water messages -
There am z\ submarine
cables across the atlantic
Ocean.
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Deadly ? :q
scorpion* ;
The scorpion's
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WNII Service.
Along the Concrete
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GARDEN SALVAGE J
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"Have any luck with yonr gar
den?"
"Sure thing, we got two or three
tomatoes the neighboaa' chickens
wouldn't quite reach."
M I' III I1..M I
?- method in politene4s|
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"Should you insist on bavin* a
friend precede you In entering a
street car?"
M2 consider It wise, anyhow. Be
might pay the fare for both."
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