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tDevoled.lo Hie (Protection of Home anJ' Interests of lte County.
Vol. II.
Gastonia, Gaston County, K C, Saturday Morning, June 18 th., 1881.
tfo. 24.
TUB CHAMBER OF PEACE.
"Tho pilgrim they laid In a largo upper
liHinlvcr whose window opened toward I
ho
min-rising: Mm name of
uir: tho mime of thn cliambt
Peace, where he slept till breuk of iluy. ' Tho
l'llgriiii's I'l-ogrcss,
In a pleasant upper chamber
Weary Christum lay.
Sleeping MU the light of morning
Chased hlH dreams awuy ;
Bound tho rent, and sweet tho dreaming,
After holy feast;
.Sweeter stifl tho sunrise, beaming
From tho roHy East. ;
Through long nights of pain and sorrow
Wakeful In tho gloom.
I have thought of Christian, sleeping
In thut peaceful room,
Soothed by counsel fitly spoken,
Talk of sacred things :
Slumber was a loving token
from tho King of kings.
Times of bountiful refreshment
(iod vouchsafes t give.
Oft Ho bids us wake rejoicing,
Strong to work and live ;
Hut how calm the resting-places
Where His loved mice lie.
When they sleep with quiet faces
To tho eastern sky I
gwert to know the pilgrim's slumber
Hallowed by HU grace!
Sweet to wako "next door to heaven"
For a little space 1
Sweeter still another waking
After longer night, r
When His day of glory, breaking,
.Culls tho iln la to light
The Brother's Farewell.
'Twas evening, and lhe feeble rays of a
.setting bud were slanting over the western
"boughs, when the sound of hoof were
heard cluttering through the long avenue-
In a few moments a quick step fell upon
the gallery, and Flenry Lewis eutered his
father's house. Greetings were scarcely ex-
changed ere he told bid mission : That his
company bad rceived marching orders ami
he was there to bid farewe'l to thu friends
of his youth and the borne of his childhood.
A hasty meal was partaken of and he arose
4.0 depart, y
"Mother, devoted mother, farewell
When you bow at the throne of grace re
jnarober your absent boy." "And you,
father," here his voice (altered, " if I die, I
fall for my couutr ."
The father raised op his palsied hand
and placing it on the head of his child,
prayed: "Father, to tby care I commit
my son."
Henry approached his sister, and tuking
one hand in bis, he drew ber to his bosom.
Sister. There was a long and deep tomb
like silence. Siater, Ium going, but when
the twi-light shadows lengthen we will
pray for you io the stillness of your cbam
JBtt j 'I in ibe bustlo of the camps, lm.g
sister, farewell. He turned away and pass
ed through the ball down the walk to the
gate-way. As he touched the latch hi
large grey blood-hound leaped upon him as
-though he too wished to say farewell. Hen
,ry stroked bis bead, yes, Fido my good old
fellow, we have often chased the deer ovir
our Southero bills, but I fear for the last
time.
Well, MassTtenry, and you are really
-going away, said the ostler, as he delivered
the reins to his young master, good-bye he
continued, at the same time extending his
hand, good-bye, and may God bless yoa.
Jood-bye nncle Billy, and Henry leaped
into bis saddle and bounded off. As he
reached the farther gate he passed and
reining bis horse he gnzed long and sadly
' for the last time upon the scenes so endear
ed by memory. As his eyes wunde.-td over
the fields and groves of his boyhood's home
jt fell upon the little brook at which he
ihad so often fished, and then iu a distant
.park he saw the pony which he claimed as
A father's first gift. When be looked
through the dark grove he saw the old ne
gro stilt at the gate and his sister waving
har handkerchief from the low window ;
'twas too much, and bowing his head upon
Ids band, he murmured : "Home and friends
farewell."
Lucy watched by the window until ber
brother's form was out of sight, then she
went to bis own room, there he wus not,
And the very walla seemed to give back the
.pound of his voice ; sho almost funded she
.heard his muffled tread upon the carpet.
Everything was as he left it. Near a win
dow stood a small table, on which lay a
.box and letter yes, and there, the pen nr.d
ink all so natural. She opeued the box
.and found within a locket, in which wus
painted her brother's picture. She kissed
jt a tbousaud times. Khe stole iuto the
garden to read the letter, a slight rustling
io the grass aroused her and she turned
and met her father.
" Why so pensive?" ho Said in his usu
ally cheerful tone.
I was thinking if brother Henry would
Aver (gain east a shadow across the lawn."
" We cannot tell," said her father.
How strange it is thut we should be en
gaged in civil war; Two years ago such a
lbing was never thought of!
" Child, you are mistaken, the thunders
fit a revolution bave been rolling iu the na
tional borisoo for thedasT twenty years."
Again the scene changes :
In bri liuntly lighted parlor lays the
.corpse of the sleeping soldier. He wus
jtretcbed upon a bU r one hand resting
opoo his heart his clothes aosslaintd with
blood that hid Rowed from his own heart.
The father stood with folded arms at the
foot of the bier and looked calmly and sad
ly on the loved one, while the mother
buried her face in the folds of his shroud.
A light step was heurd and Lucy came in.
She advanced to the bier, ai d gazing on
the sleeping, she raid in tones I never shall
forget :" Gone 1 gone II forever gone 1! 1
The sccue was changed. Lucy entered
holding in her hand a wreath of laurels.
She drew near the coffin and sa d, as she
placed the wreath upon his brow, " He has
won them, I will place tbem npon his
brow," then stooping and putting a band
on each cheek, she looked lung and wist
fully into his eyes, then pressing her lips
to his, she said, " Brother, dear brother,
farewell."
A DELICIOUS DISH.
Boil new potutoes and early beets sepa
rately, but at the same time ; when tho
roughly cooked, slice separately, and while
still hot put a layer of beets in a deep dish
sprinkl" lighily with pepper and salt, then
add a layer of potatoes, sprinkle with salt
and pepper and lay on tbiu slices of new
sweet butter ; then slices of beets and po
tatoes with salt, pepper and butter as be
fore until the dish is full. Over the whole
pour enough thin sweet cream so tnat after
filtering down through the beets and pola
toe', a few spoonfuls of it will be found in
the bottom of the dish. Serve - while stil
quite warm. Tim will be sure to repeat
this dish several limes each year.
THOSE STUPID EDITORS.
When yon write to an editor for publi
cation, muke it short boil it down. Pitch
right into the midleof your subject, and be
sure to stop writing wtien you are through.
Editors always like, something fiesh and
original in the way of communications, and
are especially fond of news. But the
editors must always be the judge of what
is worth of publication. Of course every
writer thinks his production the best, just
as every mother . thinks her Daoy tne
prettiest that ever was born. Bat the
editor may be so stupid as to have a dif
ferent opinion. If so, it can't be helped
Don't try to argue him out of bis opinion.
If he is too stupid to appreciate a good
thing, you can't expect to remedy his dull
ness. You may think you are a good deal
smarter than the editor, and that may be
true, but the editor may be rejponsible
and vou are not. There is no class of
people so covetous of the good opinion of
others. It is well to remember that fact.
Printers' Circular.
A COLORED BOY S UNCOMFORTA
BLE CRAVAT.
A mericus (Gu.) Republican.
A colored man named Jasper, living
eight or ten miles from town, says that on
Friday he and his little boy, about ten
years old, were hoeing cotton ; that he was
some distance ahead of his boy, who was
working near the edge of the field, by some
weeds and bushes. He heard his boy hal
loa, and, looking around, did not see him.
He theu ran to see what was the matter
On arriving ut the spot be found the lad on
the ground in the coils of three large black
snakes. Ou his appeuruuee the snakes
prepared to fight him, and, seeing that they
would soon choke bis little boy to death,
he took bis pocket-knife and cut the one
that had made the little fellow a very un
comfortable cravat into balf a dozen pieces
by inserting the knife next the lud's neck
and cutting upward. He then caught the
others by the head and with his knife cut
them in two or three pieces. He wus bit
ten several times.
FIG IlIISG IS IRELAND.
The most intense excitement prevailed
on Tuesday at Cloninel, where sales of
farms had been announced to take place.
At early morning several hundred well
mounted and disciplintd horsemen, wearing
gtee'n sashes, preceded by bands and fol
lowed by an immense procession of peoplp,
paruded the town. All the streets leading
to the court house were Ijned with police
and military. All shops and business
places were closed. The sales passed off
quiet'y and things went well until toward
six o'clock when a cry was raised that a
local clergymtu bad been arrested. A
shout went forth to rescue the priest. A
rush was nt once made on the p. dice, but
was replied. The riot Bt4--wns then reud,
and the hussars charged ai d recharged the
mob, who hurled volley nfur volley of
tt'Uieut the military, it.flicting upon many
of them severe injuries. Several poJicvmpn
and civilians were also - seriously injured.
The injuries in the case of one or two of
the constabulary will, it is feared, prove
fatal. The people afterward gathered in
the lower end of town; where they were
addressed by representatives of the I. . op nr.
No arrests had boen made up to the evening
M. 1. Key, of Huntsville, Alu., has just
received a patent for a gnu which li is the
capacity of firing 3,000 shots pet minute.
Dill Arp
Makes His weekly Visit to
Readers.
Written fur TI.e Constitution.
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Well, it wus o splendid frolic mighty
nigh equal to a small eircup. The reaper
moved ulong through the golden grain
like a thing of life, and the ripe straw bowed
its head und fell before the blade most
beautifully, as if conscious thu't its race
was run, aud it must get ready for the oven.
Harvest time is full of poetry. I remember
that about the first rhyme3 I ever learned
began, "In Adam's fall we sinned all,"
unl apart of it wns, "Deuth cuts down all
both great and small," and there was a
picture of a horrid old skeleton with a
scythe blade, and he was just slaying the
grain, like death slays the human family.
Then in the old fashioned books there was
pictures of men half bent cutting down
wheat with a little short crooked sickle
about a foot and a half long. Next came
the modern cradlo with a long sweeping
blade and five long fingers, and that was
considered the perfection of implements.
Farmers worked mighty hard in the good
old times, but they didn't mind it, and
were as happy then as now. "Oft did the
harvest to .their sickle yield," and tl.ey
made a frolic of it and had a good time
and the good wife and daughters refreshed
'em with pies und cakes and beer, and at
night, they gathered round the festive board
and told big yarns, and took comfort io
their day's labor, und after that ,they
threshed out the wheat with long hickory,
sticks, broke in the midle and banging by
the bark and on a rainy day you could
hear 'em beating and thumping like a
pounding mill. Farmers don't do that way
now. People would perish to death a
waiting on em for now there are so many
millions doing nothing or trading and
speculating an 1 loafing around that it takes
ull Boris of machinery to keep tip with
their vittels and clothes People have got
to eut whether they produce anything or
not, and if they can't get it one way they
will another. The books say that one heal
thy strong man can from his own labor sup
port eight persons and that's just what
they are doing. About one man iu eight
or may be ten is at work that is, doing
something to maintain bis luce making
something useful or "grow'tng ! Suiiielui.."iT'
The balance are suckers. They suck the
juice out of industry and live e.ff of other
people's labor. Gndy said not long atfo
that there was going to be another big
corner in bread stuffs this summer but the
fanners wouldu't get the benefit. After
the farmer sells then the rise comes and
the speculators makes the money. He is a
non-producer, a blood sucker, a vampire, a
wrecker, a buzzard, a public cuss I despise
em.
The reaper went rattling along reeling
to its own music and the binders followed
in its train and so did the- children and
little darkies and the women folks" leuned
upoo the fence and looked just lilt women
and children do when the circus comes or
the volunteers are marching along with a
brass band in front of em. It too some
time for the novelty to wear off and the
fun to play out, but even to the last it w..s
a good honest show and diden't cost any
tiling to see ittll the day long. We had
an ovation of our own after the wh-at was
all cut and shocked for they say you never
know whether you are going to bave any
heat or not until it is safely harvested.
I reckon it was well enough to ovate Gen
eral Gordon and his unborn railroad, for
it did do barm and give right smart satis
faction to all concerned, but it seems to me
that the best time to ovote a man is after
bo has finished his job, though I suppose
they can theu ovate him again if they want
to. "Let not him boast that put tcth the
armour on. IN -i 1 tlimlc it is the sal est
plan to wait tell the at mour is takeu off,
don't you? For you see 'something- might
happen or the road at be built or the
general might be sold out by his company
or the Louisville and Nashville might play
a checkmate or Mr. Wudley do something
or the world might come to an end prema
turely, for folks do say that about the 20th
of this month the moon anil five planets
conjunct and no telling what kind of a
corner such a syndicate might get op. Wto
knows but what the devil has a blackboard
on the wall right now with the price of
sinners for July and August. Sinners of
all grades-first class, niidd.ing, ordinary
and dogtuil. Spot sinners and sinners for
future delivery. Melhinks I fee a stock
broker setti ig tip there reporting gales and
discounting death on the pale borne for
selling short. Fort aays there in just
obliged to be another world for folks to
get eveu with one another and balance
accounts, whether they git eviti with
justice or not. B b Ingersod may my wind
he pleas. a to make bad men culm and
serene, but it won't do. His doctrine 'of;
universal ealtaliooaud gcucral glory would
ott.turn the government and make discord
reign, for I know lots of men who
wnulilent be allowed to live two wcka if
folks dident believe the devil would get
his ijuws en 'em in the long run. Theie's
u power t'f folks allowed to live because
ihev are not filten to die. Good men lean
to mercy and believe in a future punishment
and are wil'bg to wait for a new deal, and
I know some preachers who are about as
willing for some folks to get a little scorcL
ing over the brimstone pit aa I am just a
little if not more.
Tell Judge Henderson I'm going to send
him some wheat as is wheat. 1 sowed ten
acres of Kentucky umber, a beautiful grain
and right broad-side ten acres of Dallas
w)K at,-ifi:o!', tl.av I gotTroin nrju'ld
fiieud'ut Crawford, of Lincoln. The
Kentucky took the rust pretty bad on one
corner neit to the Dallas, but it never
crossed tli: line. The Dallas maintains its
reputation this year with me and next
season I ,-liall plant nothing else. Tell bini
we are b'euking colts now and they just
tumble my boys right und left. Its splen
did fun, and is a part of the farming business
Couldn't be tell us bow to breuk a high
strung colt without breaking anybody's
neck. Yours,
Bill Arp.
HOME.
NEGLECTED CHILDREN.
Many a mother has wept over the sins
of her child, little dreaming that while she
pursued her round of idle pleasures her
child wus taking its first lesson in sin from
the example of a vicious nurse. The truth
is parents take upon themselves too many
unnecessary burdecs ; and consider them
selves bound by duty to peiform loo many
tasks, wbicbare of much lers consequence
than the teaching and training of their
children. The father has his trade or pro
fession, and his few leisure hours he must
spend in social pleasure The mother has
her household cares and the comfurt of ber
family to study, und besides this, there is
mueb time to be devotul to fancy work,
visitors and umu-einents of one kind aud
another. Her chi.dren are mere secondary
considerations, and depend upon the kind
ness of hirelings. Their di esses maybe
miracles of puffing, ruBL'S and embroidery,
but what dote that couut when their minds
may oe the model of nearness, her bread
excel tint of all her neighbors, her jellies
and preserves enough to tempt the
fustidioi.s ; but if in ull this, she has kept
aloof lie in her child, has chilled his heart
toward her, what does it count ? Rural
Sun.
THE TACTILE SENSE.
The sense of touch, when highly trained,
enables lhe blind to rend with heir fingers
almost as readily us others with their eyes.
With it alone Laura Bridgman rapidly
reco?n;z'S a friend ; feels the approach ol
one crthing in ti e hall, and even picks out
Itr own clothes returned with those of
others from the laundry.
The ancient sculptor determined the final
uCr-i' his statue iu maible, n-t by his
eye, but by the nerves ut the roots of bis
Gnger-nuils. The expert compositor depends
lesson his eye than ou his finger-tips in
handling his types. The wonderful capacity
which jits hid in all our senses ia brought
out only when necessity forc?s us io their
Scial training, hut it might be well if
their Inller development wus made part of
the education of the young generally.
Without this sense we could hold uotbing
in our hands, except when looking at it ;
nor stand with safety ; .nor lie in bed wilh
comfort. Few are awuie how dependent
ueare on the sensations locaUd iu the
surface of our boJii s.
A mon in Germany, on recovering from
a severe fever, wasattructed with numbness,
whichwus soon followed by loss of all
tariT& sensation. He would wound or
burn himself, and become aware of it only
by seeing the blord or the tear. Gangrene
(mortification) following an injury to bis
finger, the latter bad to be amputated, but
it was done without the slightest pain.
Though he retained bis full power of motion
be could tell only by his eyes wheihtr his
arm was extended or bent ; nor could bu
walk, or even stand, in the dark, and when
jn bed he simply seemed suspeudtd in the
air.
The case was regarded as a very inter
esting one by the medical profession, and,
on the persou's diuth, some twenty years
later, a pool -mortem txaminutiou allowed
that his brain was wholly uiu.ff cted, but
that there had been txteusive sol'ening -of
the spina! marrow from the top of the neck
tc! &.inall of the bacg. Youth's CpmjHin-
Look here, boy," said a stery Galvotou
panr.t, "you are telling me a lalsehood. 1
cm read it in your face." '"Why. pa. yon
know you can't read worth a cent without
your Fpecticlw.
RELIGIOUS NEWS
Frcm Sunday's Baleigh Observer.
To-duy there will be an ordination ut St.
Augustiue church, by Rt. Rev. T. B
Lyman. There are upward of twenty Lutheran
churcbts io Baltimore and its suburbs.
Six of them are English and fourteen
German.
The Baptists have io Asia 162 mission
aries, 616 native preachers, 45 churches
and 40 0H7 members. There wero 3,191
baptisms lust year.
The new and elegant Methodist -church
in Durham will bs dedicated to-day. The
dedication sermon will be preached by Rev.
N H.l). Wilson, D B. "
It is estimated that Presbyterian Sab-
butb schools contribute annually to benev
olent purposes $250,000 and a very small
part of this goes to Presbyterian causes.
The Revised Directory of Worship, so
long before the Southern Presbyterian
Church, has been o iin sent down to the
Presbyteries for their .approval or sugges
tions for further changes.
Bishops Pierce and Wightmar. and Dr.
T. O. Summers, of the Methodist Episcopal
Church, South, will not be able to attend
the Ecumenical Methodist Conftrenc3, and
other delegates have been appointed in
their places.
Statistics gathered for the Presbyterian
church from eleven States show that while
there are 749 vacant churches, there are
only 3')L miuisters without charges, which
proves that there is not aa over supply of
ministers in the church.
Rev. R. A Wuiles, who has been for a
year past assisting Rev. W. T. Hall, of the
First Presbyterian church, Lynchburg,
Va.. preached his first sermon in Tarboro
recently. He has charge of Tarboro
Rocky Mount and Wilson churches, us
stated supply for one year.
The Moravian General Synod ut Bethle
hem, Pa., elected the Rjv. H. T. Buchtnao
and the Rv. H. J. YanVieck as Bishops,
subj.'ct to the approval of the .Unity's
Elders's Conference i j Germany, repre
senting the whole ehiiub. The plan of
uni n of the Nortl et:i and Southern pro
vinces was unanimously adopted.
- Dr. McCosh, after correcting a state
ment tha! he had directed that t!ie revi.-ed
New Testament be read in the Princeton
College Chapel, sayj : "I am bound to say
tliat the translators have done their woik
carefully and faithfully, so far us I have
looked into it. But the new translation
should not be forced on any oue authorita
tively."
The Methodist Episcopal Church, South,
reports 1,673 traveliug preachers, a gain of
113, and 37,831 members, a gaiu of 15,
335. Of these members 1.081-are colored
aud 4,981 are Indians. The collections for
missions umeuniej io $152,762, an increase
off 23,048, The largest conference is the
Virginia, which has 57,008 members, 189
traveling, 19 superannuated aud 193 local
preachers.
Simultaneously with the publication ol
the revised Vc-isiuu of lhe ls"ev Testament
Drs. Wescott und Ifort published what is
bt lievtd by scholars to be the best and
critically the most accirate Greek text of
the Xe' Testament which is anywhere to
be had. TLis text is founded exclusively
upon d(.Cimi'iitu-y evidence, aud not ut all
upou ony printed text. This work will be
uiveu to the public wiihiu a few days. !
Birmirrham, Ala., Is to have a ?40,000
hotel.
Gadsden, Ala , is to have a Catholic
church.
Farmers 'in East Tennessee complain of
rust io wheat.
Ice se'ls at five cents per pound in Ma
rianna, Florida.
Kyle's 'opera-house, Gadeden, Ala., is
nearly completed.
After the 1st of June gas in Selma, Ala.,
will be $3 per thousand.
Nationals! Talk about your principles.
Illustrate them in the workshop, in the
stores, on the streets, at hotavand abroad.
Wherever you go proclauu them, explain
them, und mge every voter to embrace,
and, ale all, vote them, ami victory will
soon crown your labors.
No vote is thrown away when it is cast
against corrupt political parties, or to
rxprrss desire lor a reform In the govern
ment. Aiwa) a vote for principle, though
you huve to vote alone, aud ynu can chef
Lsli the sweet n fh etion.r-tha? your vote is
never lost. Jmi OrtNov Adams.
The illnTal teward of labor, as it is the
necessary t fleet, so it is lhe natural symp
tom of increasing national wealth. The
scanty ntain'.euanoe ol the laboring claw,
ou tiie oil er band, is the numra! svo pi' iu
that things are at a st-r.d, or gon g back
wards. Adam Smith.
IltrEXTOItX Of A DBVNKAItD.
A hut of lojrs without a door,
Minus a roof and ditto floor ;
A clapboard cupboard without crocks.
Nine children without shoes or frocks;
A wife that has not any bonnet
With ribbon bows and striujrs upon it,
Hcolding- and wishiuif to be dead,
Uocuusu she had not any bread.
A tea-kettle without a spoilt,
A meat cask with the bottom out,
A "comfort" with the cotton gone,
And not a bed to put it on ;
A handle without an axe,
A hatchel without wool or flax ;
A pot-lid and a wuifon-hub,
Aud two ears of a washing-tub ;
Three broken plates of different kindp,
Some mackerel-tails ami bacon-rinds ;
A table without leaves or legs.
One chair and half a dozen pegs;
One oaken keg with hoops of brass,
One tumbler of dark-gruen glass;
A fiddle without any strings,
A gun-stock and two turkey wings.
O, readers of this Inventory,
Take warning by its graphic story ; - .
For little any mau expecta,
"Who wear? good shirts -with buttons In 'cu, ,
Ever to put on cotton checks,
A nd only have bi-H.s pins to pin 'em,
'Tis, rememlier, little stitches
Keep the rent from growing great ;
When you can't tell beds from ditches, .
Warning words will be too late.
.Alice Cart.
8TATE NEWS.
LaurinWurg Enterprise : Mr. L. W.
McLaurin informs aa that his bogs some
of tin m very fine, are dying daily from
cholera.
Hickory Press : Six or eight new stores
have been opened in Hickory within the
past two or three mouths, and we bsar Of
others that will be opeued soon.
ChrIotte Southern Home : A colored,
man at Caldwell Station, bad his house
robbed of meat aud floor. They ripped
open a bed and carried off the tick.
Charlotte Southern Home : Mr. John
Wilson, living in this county, was robbed
of 160 during the absence of himself and
wife. Some colored persons seen in the
neighborhood are susj ected.
Concord Register : A nursing infant
of the German woman, whose small-pox
created the late incitement io this town,
died from that disease last Saturday. The
child of course took the disease from its
mother. This makes two cases of the dis
ease here. As no more have yet become
manifest, it is safe to say that the disease
has entirely disappeared.
Reidsville Times: Rev. John S. Price,
colored, spoke here last week on prohibi
tion, and whites and blacks crowded the
court house. He is a line decluimer, his
language smooth emotional and musical
and temperance his theme, u good, oid
fashioned tempi ranee, that captivated the
whole court house. Some of the first men
present pronounced him fpleudid.
Anson Times : Judge .Gudger, holding
court, stated in bis charge to tbe grand
jury on lust Monday, that he "had recently
hi Id court in two anjoiuhg eastern coun
ties, each of large population and other,
wise airiiilar, except that the oue (North
ampton) had a county prohibitory law, the,
other ( Halifax) had not. In Northampton,
he found eight cases only ou the docket
which he cleared tbe first dy. In Halifax
he found a large number of cus s, which
took nearly the whole term of court to try,
ufttr moving some and leaving a murder
case ou the docket."
BITS OF S US SENSE.;
Hard on the feet Corns.
The best .kind of sidewalk : Walking by
the side uf a lovely girl. Philadelphia Sun.
Most men can hold a kid a long time
if there's a pretty woman's hand in it.
Sjpritwfiehl Sunday Sties.
When a young man wants to protect a
young luJy he naturally puts his armor
round her -r Bnatoii Glebe.
It is pecular Low sound a man sl- eps
when his wite crawls over him ou her way
to the kitchen to make a fire.
A farmer often brags about his patch of
corn or bis patch of rye, but never about
the p .tch on the teal of his breeches;.
Earl Marble.
When a woman uiu't thinking about a
new dress she ia either sleeping or talking
about some other woman's uew dress.-
fVilliamspoit Breakfast Table.
"If Jones undertakes to pull my ears,",
said a.loud-mouthed fellow on the street
corner, he wtll have Jiis bauds full" The1
crowd locked at Ihe.muu's ears and smiled.
Can anybody lei! us aby a womuu
emerging Ire ma croadid cur, always nmkea
believe she is goiig to git out at ,tme side
ol the platf. rin. until !o or I H-ee men
bnve jujij id ff in the mud, und then step
1 3 ut the olhtr tide ? Sl.e always dots it ;
and we want to know the let sou why.
Philadelphia Times.
Hugging pur lie for the relief of the
poor have become popular ia the west, &i
much pee hug m charged, the schedule
price being as follows : Girls under six
teen, 25 cents for euh bug of two minute;
Irotn sixteen to twenty, 5C cents ; from
twenty to l uly-Gve, 75 cents ; a: othtr
muii's wife, $1 ; widows, acc rding to their
Io. ks, I rum 5j c-ota to 3, M maid, 3
cents each, or two lor a uicklc. Modern
Argo.