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Devoted to the rotectio of Home and the Interests of I7ie County.
Vol. H.
Gasiwia, Gaston 0 ount y? "N. G,4 Saturday MokninGj July 2, J 8.81,
No. 26.
GAZETTE.
voices of the yianr.
It was lute lout nlK'it when yu jtired !"
" Yes, pupa," I said with a yawn
Behind my fun, " for the horrid man,
'' He juHt talked on and on.
..The more I hinted tlio more hp stayed ;
I knew you wore wakeful too.
And I told him ho ; hut he would not go
And what could a joor girl do f:
, It was very lato when you retired !"
"Yes, papa!" I frankly said,
For the man, you see, just talked to me.
Though I yawned till my eyes were red,
And I went so fur, when the clock ptruck
twelve,
As to count the strokes all through ;
But the stupid I he just wouldn't see
And-whnt could a poor girl do ?"
," It wag worse than late when you retired !"
"Why I tell you, pa!" I cried,
r" If I hinted once to the tiresome dunce,
'Twaa a hundred times beside !
yfhy, I even said you'd been In bed
For at least five hours I knew ;
But he tipped his chair, and still sut there-7
So whut could a poor girl do?"
."Well, Uio jceinsos-gosh was you up all
night V"
"Why, papa!" I liuipbly plead,
," Don't thunder so I there's u man below ;
And he's sent you his card, and said
.That tho reason why ho .stayed all night
Was, that he wanted to see yon, too,
frimt he might ask for the hand I guve
For what could a poor girl do?"
BILL ARP.
piscourses on the Products of
'." the Schools.
Atlanta Constitution.
Taking the back truck, when an enthusi
astic hound gets after a smart fox some
jinjee he overdoes the tiling hikI the tc nt
-gels fainter ami (aimer, und su 'denly he
discovers his mistake und reverses his en
gine and takes the buck track. Tout is a
ftgnofaeood dog. riiere Is too much
free education in this country, and I'm glad
to see that some of our strong men arc
writing about it and ta'king nbqijt it.
peneral Toombi made u gra:ul speech the
pllier day in Columbus, and he said it was
no part of civil government to tducute I he
children. That's the parent's business, and
the parents can give 'enj enough fur a start
jf they want to. Uepiase some few are
fno poor am) some too ignorant , is no rea9.ni
for establishing a grand system, of Tree
schools that does more hurm than good in
the Ion run. The good old plan is the
best und I never knew a p or nun's child
turned ('fT from school beca!!- he cou!d nt
pay. Lawyers have to woik for poor
plients, and doctors for poor patients, and
preuchers work on long time anil tuke their
'i-ty l .J)e next world, and teachers must
ake their chances in the same way. I
pever knew a boy or a girl fail to get a
Jittle schooling if they wanted it. Its not
the tuition fee that troubles even a poor
jivm, but its the loss of the boy's time at
jiome wbcre bis work is needed, and its the
want of books and better clothes, for a
mother is a mother whether poor or rich,
and she woot let ber children gp to school
jit rugs or patches il she can help it. Its
ibe fame trouble with a smart ambitious
oy about going ( fT to college. He could
ninua the tuition fees sumo way by
himself or through a generous friend, bu
Jbere is the board and clothes and school
ijoks which is 6ve tim'ja as much. It takes
too much education unyhow nowaday), and
too much of everything. Too much house
and furniture, too much dinings and. wiu
I jnga and banquets und horses uud. furrijge
and riding and sleeping and dressing too
many yards of calico in a dress und too
much sowing on it and trimming and
financing and tucking and;; lace ringing in
general. Children's clothes used to be
'changed twice a week, but I know some
poor mothers who change 'em now three
times a day and cun hardly pay their
gashing bills. The dear little darlings
must be kept so sweet. It's the strungest
thing in the world that win 11 poor folks
get rich they want to do more f r their
pbildreo than anybody else. A man who
never hud but three or four months' chance
in an old Geld school and rose ubove all
I
obstacks and acquired riches and honour
and fame, is very apt to dress his children
in fine c!othia aid keep 'tin at school or at
college a 1 their young life- lis ihrJ na'ure
of folks to go to extremes and a big pile of
money will make a fool ot must air, bidy en
abort acquaintance.
It's not beeu proven yet that a 'liberal
djCj(op( scattered broadcast over the
land, make the peojile tetter pr happier.
TH) much ' sclioo i'ng makes t lie young
people laeier and prouder ui.d unfiis'cin lor
he com moo troubles an J buid-hips of 1 1 f
College boys as a general thing are no
count. They won't go to the S Id nor the
workshop, for they are too stuck up or too
lazy.aud 10 they Uje a profcsHou and lout
found. Thoy know a little about comic
sections and trigonometry and Lutiii and
Grtxk and sillogisms and a little bad ol
French, but what is all that worth to 'cm
tod will il buy a suit of clothes or pay for
dioocr. I want to see college all about
and linve Vnt all tudowed, so that the
CtrLCit, ambitious, studious, bojs and.
gir'8 niuy have a chunce to disthguish
themselver, but it ain'J one boy in
twenty lliet wunts the fiance, and the
other nineteen become drones in Ihe bee,
hi,ve. What woold tiny bring on the block?
Who wunts 'i.m? Who bids ? Twenty hoys
just from .college wind fin occupation that
will it pure a living. Here ure merchants
atii) n asler mechanics and architects ;iml
planters all want labor utid skilled work
men, and nnry bid is mude. Tucy don't
wunt college boyn. Why, b!x ' months
sphooljng bus made ns great men us six
pears. A year's schooling will lay tho
foundulion for utiy boy. It will lay jt broad
and deep, and he cue build on it oil his,
life if he wunts to. There is too much at
tention being paid to education. Jt is not
as big a thing as saijie ol our people think
We are spoiling- honrlreds of young men
who would have made good, useful work
ing boys In the fit; Id and in the workshop
and the fjj'st thing we know we will have
u nation of spojlt niggers. Bays I : "Mack
wliut is 1 he matter with ull these young
darkies that huve grown upsinpolhe war ?
Whut piukes em so trifling and luzy ?'
Mrckisone of the old time duikies and
says ho. mournfully ; "Major, as shore as
vou are born. sir. it's nottiiu' but this
school bisness. Schooling js u ruinin' all
these young niggers. .ou can't depend on
em for anything, and they just run about
and about, workin' a little here and a little
clar and dey is all ruined, sir. ruined."
I rend u piece the other day in the JSuton
ton Messenger arguing aKajtjst atatp educa
tion and free schools frotp the pen of Rev
J. li. Brnnlmm, and it eun't be answered
tojny o)ii)joji. It's as solid ns a rock. One
nfhigfeasona that struck me' most forcibly
was that it weakened Ihe homl befayeen jin
rent and child, and rvj ide 'lie child fed inde
pendent and weaned awny his reverence
and rsjiect. It's just like a boy having
fortune left him by a grandfather or rich
old uncle, and he gets proud and vain, and
before he gets to be twenty-one his fjiher
and mother real;z? that the legacy was
a curse iiistted ol a blessing. Thank good:
ness, there ure no rich' uncles or grand-
lutt.ers in my lumiiy, lor 1. want my
children to look up to me and, their mother
as long as we live, and Resides I don't be;
lieve much iu legacit-s to children nohow,
1 hey ore never much account, until they
have earned their own money, und even a
Selfish hoy U not going toentirtuin a sepret
jongjug for the o!f man's death, if the old
man hasn't got a pitsiel of money to leave
behind him for a division 80 lets take Ihe
back track awhile und consider.
Hii.t. Ar,;.
Arrested.
Ht fttppoteii prrprtralor of the .-irj
tinder murder in jail Ejeritement,
On last Sunday morning, about one
mile from Ashville, two men mmied re
spictively Paine and Poole were arrested,
upqn utlyices from Tuylorsville that they
were tho perpetrators of the recent bruta-i
murder in Alexander. The exact nature of
the evidence we have so fir been unable
to obtain ; but it seems that a short lime
before Miss Thompson was murdered
Paine who is a reckless character, made
inquiries abjut old Mr.Tnoinpsoii's money
and where he kept it concealed. On the
iay of the nuri)er he told pxrsons whom he
met that he was on his way to Catawba
Fuctoiy; but he failed to put in his ap
pearance at that place. On the night after
the milder was done we understand that
he spent the night at the house of an old
woman, who saw him place a large bag of
silver under his pillow before retiring, and
npon seeing liini lie was ooserveu ne toy
her that he had robbed a horse drover und
the money wus Ins booty. .Thtisday evening
with certain disreputable associates among
whonTj whs I'oole, he appeared in Hickory,
and the party conducted thennejves jn so
suspiciom a manner that many of the mer
chants, fearing that their stores would be
robbed, had them guarded during the entire
night. 0 Friday Paine and Poole tools
the train for Asheville, whither they were
followid on .Saturday's train by Mr. .f. p.
'iomljiison, 0 Hickory, with a wairunt
for, their urn's! When arrested Ihcy
became greatly excited and alarmed,' and
acted in such a nnuner us greatly to
strengthen the already powcrlul evidence
of ibeir guilt. Jrcut excitement prevailed
in Hickory when Ihe prisoners wi re brought
to hat place, uud hud the evidence azaiust
Ihe two men been s icli as to huve left no
doubt of th ir guilt they would have been
lynched. - Tin J are' now in Tayloi svillc
jail awailieg furlher developing nis. Ai.
olhcr arrest bus been made, lull we have
n t ItarntJ the nulne of 1 he party. Lfiioir
top i . '
Q11 the orange grove of Mes-rs Iluhbard
and Herndon. near I, ike Punasoffkee. Flu.,
ts a tree which measarvs 3 i feet in circuin
' recce, four fert from the ground, and at
the ba. mcanur.i tl.
PROF. SWING ON THE BIBLE.
WHAT TIIK CIIIOAOO DUTNB SA.VS tpoK TUB
KUr-JKCT OP ItKVIIO.V.
It so hoppens thai all modern difficulties
of any moment, in the direction of Ihe
Holy Scriptures, are not difficult s with a
rendering, but with the subjict mailer,
however interpreted. T(iere should be in
this ncp per$ionii eliminations of jphoh
cimilers and whole b,oqk, on the ground
that they make the sacred volume t"0
large to be printed in good type and still
be portable. A email Bible awuys means
thet the type is almost microscopic. A
popular Bible should be at once portable
and of lair, clear type, and to make this
possible u large part of the Old Testament
should be omitted from Ibe editions of the
future.
Not only are the laws of the Mosaic
slate repealed and dead, and therefore un
worthy of a place in this guide: of the pub.-
lic, but they are the laws of a semi:barbar
ous age, and cast no little ol their tmper
fection upoq the fair pagts of the New
Testament. The New Testament has 8ifr
lered much from thus beip found in bad
company. Those treatises are valuable as
being a part of the hjstory 0 the .Jewish
state, but not as being a part, much le?s a
valuable part of Christianity. Many of the
Hebrew luws were so unjust that their
presence in the popular Bible makes it
essential that each clergyman and each
Sunday school teacher shall spend much
lime in explaining the relation of Mosaic
things to Christian affairs un ei'planatjuR
to be made eusier by a withdrawal of the
cuu.-e. 1 he laws about wemen and slaves
are particularly unjust, und their presenpe
in the good book will always complicate
the inquiry : "Whut js inspiration ?" If,
us a I ni' st all Christian scholars udmit,
those laws were the temporary statutes of
u nation temporary compromises between
u horrid epoch and a kinder one in com
parison, ttut Itgul literature should have
lapsed into quietness along with the 11
biew, Ihe Amorite, the Jubusite, and not
be spread out to-day before youth, as
forming some purl of the divine tru bs to
be believed. Besides the suvage injustice
in seme of tin Be laws there is much that
offends against the refinement of our more
civiliz-d iim'8. No minister, no fumiiy
dares read aloud ail of the 0 d Testament.
It came from a far-off time, and jars like a
discord upon ihe modern heatt. The Bible
has alreudy been so deeply injurtd by the
ijinirijty of its friends that now, since rage
for 11 new version bus come, it is high tin
a demund were mude that the best of ull
books be set free from some of the weights
tvliich so impede its progress.
A 1AJLUR'S JQJiE.
A tailor on fort street east got hold of a
red hot idea the other day. He heated up
his gonso to the blistering point and placed
it on a bunch at his door with a sign read
ing : "Qnly 25 cents." In a few njinqlrs
along came an nncienMno'jing" colored
man with an eye out for bargains, and as
he saw the goose and read the siin he made
up his mind that he hud struck it rich. lie
naturally reachei out to heft his bargain,
and that was where he gave hinnelf away.
The taiior almost fejl Jown with his aer
riri-.eM, but it utdn t hut over sixty sec
onds. At ihe end of that time the victiq
pntered the shop and began a sort of gym
nastic performance which did not end until
the taiior was a sadly mashed mm and bis
shop in the greate.-t confusion. The two
were fighting in front when an officer came
clung ;iikJ nabbed both, and both were
brought before his Honor together. The
tailor appeared with a black eye and a
finirer tied up in a red rar, and the African
had a scratched nose and was minus two
front terjh,
"Well ? . qneried the court as the pair
stood gazing at him.
"Yhell, I shull speak first.'' replied the
tailor, "I likes to have a shoke sometimes
und so I put dot goose oudt dere. It. vhas
all in funs, und I am werry s irry."
"I c 'uldii't see whar' da fu 1 cum in,"
saul the other. "Ins yere han am an
burned to a ouster, an' I won't 'be able
to use it for two weeks."
"Did you put Unit hot goose not-there
for a j ke?" queried Ihe court.
"Yuw it was onlv u sh ik'.'.''
''ni vat? j on j 'kiu when you enter
eit the shop and mule things hum?' he
asked of the other.
"No bos, I wasn't. I'm an old man an'
not much giben to luffi 1' an' cn'tin' up.
When let go of dat goose I made np my
iiod o mash lat tailor flatter, dan a
billyurd ball. It was my first ("qt for ohtr
forty j'urs. hut I'd got the bulge on hint
an' wbs nsin' him up when de officer step
pe I p. o, boaa, J wasn't 'kin 'bent dat
lime."'
it
'Were you very lickltid t" hr n('cvkHl of
the iailor '
.'.'yiiell, I yo tickled until he pitch into
me.
"Vou were the only one who
fun out of it?"
had
ary
yiiell, I 'spr.se sn;''
"JThep .you'll have to f )0 tl.e bill. J
shall let him go and line you $8."
"Dot isb pootty high."
"Yes, but it wus a rich juke ynu know."
"Maybe she vhas, but I guess I let dot
goose cool ofl'i'ow. Here is five, six, seven,
eight dollars, und now I shjill go home. I
bid yoa goot day."
THE ECLIPSE OF THE MOON. .
Baltimore Sun, .
Although the obscuration of the moon
by tho shadow of the earth is nof an un
common occurrence, and is as inevitable as
the revolution of the earth on its axis, yet
it is an ur.rathrmuble mystery to most of
those who guzo npon the phenomenon. The
scientific explanation is easy enough, and
is understood by every one familiar with
the elmienls of astronomy, but in the
pi'eserjce of the actual darkening of the
lull-oibtd moon the familiar pictorial
illustration of the cauce is lost in a sense
of awe. Happily science has taken away
the superstitious terror which used to fall
alike upon the good and the wicked when
the moon passed through the column of
darkness which the revolving earth pro
jects ou, 'nl infinite space. We look upon
it with wonder, but not with dread appre
hension. Barely within the memory of
those who gazed upon this interesting
phenomenon on Salurduy night, or rathrr
on Sunday morning, bus it been witne9red
under more fuvorable circumstance', A
culm surpmer night, a soft, balmy air and
a cloudless sky brought out a great multi
tude pf spectators, and the full moon beipg
scarcely pagt htr 'zenith when she first
came jn pontact with the shadow, there
wus po difficulty in obtaining an unpbr
strucled view from ihe doors and sidewalks.
A few pule stars were faintly twinkling in
the oper dome, but all the lesser host
were obscured by the bright moonlight.
As the shadow moved across the 'shining
disc, the stars began .to apseur on the
darkening side, and when the obscuration
was complete the veiled queen was sur
rounded by a brilliant cor.stellution, which,
in the eternal order of things, had been set
in the heavens for her adornment. A weird
spell seemed to fall npon the earth while
tlie obpoi;rutjop lasted, and the face of the
moon sl.one through the. shadow With a
red, flickering glow, like the dimly illumi
nated dial of some great celestial clock
Before the phenomenon ended the mnon
had diopid down towards the western
horizon, mid the first rays of Spnlight were
begining to touch the borders of the east.
The first mark of. the shadow was seen on
the eastirn edge of the moon. As the shad
ow crept over the fiioon's surfuce the dark
ness gradually increased until the final
obtcuiution, when the darkness was most
marked, revealing the greatest number pf
1
stars, w! icli stood out. fcj're and more
prominently ns the obscuration increased.
After the obscuration of the first half of
the moon hud been accemp'h-hed, the
phenomenon presented was striking. The
illuminated portion of the moon was bright
as usual, while the part on which the shad
ow hud fallen was distinctly visibls to he
pajied, eye, bat of & muII, -reddish-golden
hue. "When the obscuruiion was complete
the moon hung in the heavens a lurid disc.
ail the stirs, little and big, standing out
w'nh great distinctness, and. calling to
mind the quotation :
'.-Look how the floor of heaven
Is thick inlaid wit h .atcrp (if bright gpld."
The to'.abscuralion of the moon was
accomplished a lew minmce past 1 oclocK,
and aboui 27 minutes past 3 o'clock the moon
bad pa8.ed entirety oat of tlie shadow, ibe
moon is eclipsed when it enters the shad
ow of the shudow of the enrth; ir. other
words, when the earth is enterposrd be
tween it anj the pun. This can only occur
at the time of full moon, or when the moon
is in opposition to the sun, unj when both
bodies arc at the same time near one of the
moon '8 nodes. The moon cannot fce eclips
ed mote that twice during the year, and it
may escape eclipse lor an pntjie year alta
gether. Lunar eclipses are visible to all
parts (if the earth at which the bodv is
above Ihr horizen at the lime of their oc-
, 1.
cu rn nee.
The Wcsl Virginu press 11ssoci.1t i n wjl,
meet in annual converliiu at Waston
July 13.
A printing offjoe which will have room lor
I .Oi1!) com pisitors is soon to be established
in Paris.
There are 962 dailies 'mblishcd in the
United Stale. 436 morning papers and
546 evening papers.
Nearly 5,000,000 pounds of type are
handled in printing o!e issue rf the 10.131
ntwapiiptr ib'w counts J.
TREES UN A B0UKP4HY LINE.
The question frequently arises, who owns
the fruit of u tree standing near the boun
dary line between two proprietor? It js
gnerully supposed that the fiuit on the
lipids overhanging one's land belongs to
him, bat this is an entire .mistake. If a tree
stands wholly on your land, although some
of the roots extend into the sqil of your
neighbor and derive support and nourish
ment from his soil, yet he has no right to
any of tjje. fruit which hangs over ihe line.
Jf ha a I it jji pi s, by. force lo prevent yoij
from pxkingit, he is liable for an assault
and battery. The Boston Cultivator gives
Judge Bennett as deciding a cape in points
as follows: ' A (!adyl,jybil standing on a
fieppe picking cherries which hung over Ihe
line, vus forbidden to do so by the adjoin
ing owner, who was at woi k in his garden,
and, in Ihe scuffl-j to prevent her, she re
ceived some bruises 00 ber arm, for which
he Jiod the pleajure of paying the neat lit
tle sum ol $100. According to ihe same
authority, if your fruit falls into your
neighbor's lot, you have an implitd license
in law to go and pick it up, doing bill) no
unnecessary damage. If, however, a frujf
tree standjjlireclly on the division line, und
if it is what i3 called a "line-tree," both
parties own the tree and fruit in common,
and neither can cut down the tree or seri
ously injure it without being responsible to
thp pthefr.
ROMANCE OF A BAD YOUNtiJllAN.
Charles W. Stickney wus a Harvard
gr-.d..ate- and by profession a teapher of
iBt'-SJgiv. He had a young, pretty wife
wkn whenihe went to Denver sev ral years
ago. In that city she won the love pf
Montgomery Campau, who importuned htr
to get a divorce and marry him. S'ickney
was wild with j.-ulougy on hcarin;; this, but
his rage subsided when h'w wife advised
him to blackmail Campau, who was by
threats soon inductd to sign ten notes ol
51,000 each, payable at intervals of six
months. The Sfipkneys, thus provided
with a gocd ii.come, settlid down in Chi
cago suburb to eij y it'; J5it after two
years the payments ceased. Stickney went
to Denver und brought u suit on the note
that wus dup. Campau resisted further ix-
tortion, and mude the whole mailer public.
Thv- was u heavy blow to the blackmailer,
and immediately following it came an
other desertion by his wife, who took all
the money he possessed and departed for
parts unknown. Then Stickney Brmed
himself to kill Campau. hunted for him all
day, found him at night ir, the parlor of
his boarding-house, and in murdering him
alsp slew by iicc.jilent a young bride wbu
happened to be in the room. Npw York
Sun.
PROVERUS FOR SUBSCRIBERS.
" A wise son m iketh a glad father," and
a prorp.pt-paying suoscrioer causein on
editof to hi,vji.
' -Fully ik j jr 1 ha I is destituted of wis
dom.'' but a delii i lei l sub-crib, r C lUsttn
sufTering in ihe house of a newspaper maker.
"All the ways ufa man are clear in his
own eyes," except the way Ihe delii.'cucnt
snbscribpr hajh of not paying fcjr Js news.
pupir
' Better is a little with righteousness,''
than a thousand subsci toers who fail to pay
what they owe.
'A just wiisfht and balance are the
Lord's," but that which is due Upon your
newspaper belongs to the publishers thereof.
- Better is dry mouai nd .uietnU
therewith," than a long list of subscribers
who cheat the printer.
'Better is the poor man that walkelh in
iutegrity,"' and payetb. his sub.-cription
than the tich nun who continually tellelh
your devil to cull again.
Hope deferred niaketh the. heart sick,"
is a proverb sudy real z d by the publisher
who sendeth out bills.
LITTLE JOHNNY ON DOG$.
One time there wus a feller but a dug
of a man in the maike!, ar.; the dog it
was a biter After it Imd bit the feller
r...i- .p .-a fiitu. 1. llirpw b plilAplin
it.. and led il back to the dog 1
i.ver
trad in 1
ai fce, biki ne sunt 10 uie ui'y
- I. ... 1 I : 1 : - J . '
)nan, he feller dtf: ' Ole man dident yon
use to huve this don ?" The dog man
Inked at the do;', and he thot a while, and
then he suid : " Well, vrg, I ha.d bim
bout ha f the ti . and I e other haf he
had mc." Then the filler hp wus fewrious
mad. and he said : Wot did you sell me
sech a dog is thiso for ?" And the ole
man he spoke up and ed : For f4 W
k ffl money." Then the feller he tuessed
he wade go home if the dog was willing
3t EMORY'S FLOW MUII.
In raemoty'i mellowed litfht
No thorns do.we behold ;
Wo soe tho flowers smiling briirht.
In cups of dowy jrold.
The sparkling gems flew lustre shed.
And lepd bripkLPf ray ;
Tho' withered, yet they are not dead.
They blossom every day.
Their nectared sweets have touched our lipa,
And thrilled us, as of wine;
As bees the richest honey jBips,
From lily, rose apd vine.
And we lifigM;, Ipving still,
'MJd t,hefy-ojk of sunny hours,
'.'W1-418 fountain's foaming riti
jf memory's hallowed flowers.
Chaki.ks M. Bkehi.
THE ROTI, qAtrjI.
tiuuniUHler. plays the pianner.
And his father played the drum,
His sister played the tambourine.
And his father went bomb, bomb.
BITS OF AUN SENSE.
A gentleman named his dog Penny, be
cause he wus one sent to him.
Always goes around with a long face
on alligator. Yawcob Strauss.
"bcissorsand lightning," shouted ao irate
subscriber who could find nothing but mis
pellany apd telegraphic news in hia paper.
A ludy wbodrep a j;eni,len;an'f djessing
gown at a rtrcent church fair now wishes to
draw a good looking young man to pot
it in. -
Wh n Jones' boy was kicked out of
suloon by his father he remarked that there
uppeared to be an active temperance move
ment on foot. Modem Argo.
Some people have no tact 1 A newly
married man in JJrookly went home the
other night, and when hia wife oceped.thfi
door for him he gave her a hug which
nearly drove the whalebones of ber corset
through her lungs. And when she yelled
" murder !" the idiot tried, to sooth hpr tyr
declaring that he thought jt tiff ser
vant girl. Chic. .
A rich and catchpenny Minnesota jusr
tice, nrwly elected a dealer in drugs, amj
of luu .'liing habit was waited upon by 9
long-fuvored, unassuming country swain,
who wue about to become a "happy Bene
dict." 't Le knot was tied in the most ap
proved manner, and the "charge" woj
culled for and answered as follows :
" How much do you churge, squire ?"
" Ve'l. the law ullows me a dollar and
a half; you aay pay me what you please."
"All right. Here's fifty cents ; that'll
mr.he you two dollars."
The squire laughed and so did the
town, when it became public.
A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT.
Among the old Roma us there prevuiled
the touching cusrom of holding the face of
every new born infant toward the heavens,
signify ing by thus presenting its forehead
to the stars that it was to look above the
world into celestial glories. This was a
vain superstition ; but our holy religion
dis-pels the fur.cy, and gives us a clear re.
all ition of the paga.i fancy, in that we
a'e taught that a tiny, fragile child may
become joint heir with Christ to ao iiieor
ruptio e innen.B.. ,tu. w-ttr3.
turn the facs of the lit lie oms toward
heaven and prepare their spirits for immor
tal glory.
jri.q natnre is uiore am'ahle than beauty
und more agreeable than wit. "
The in , n who minds his own business
has a good steady imployu i Bt.
Out ol every It) inhabitants in the
Uuiied States 16 live in cities.
G idliuess ouht to be written ia 1 tters
of gold ovir'everv church door, us the con-
dition of mtujb;riilli(1.
Yts, the world's a stage at d wc are the
actors, but did ynu ever stop to thii.k bow
few ol us ever riccive un encore J
In the public school of Chattan oga there
is an enrollment of 2.4 ) ) pupils.
A large number of immigrants nre set
tling in McCulloch county, 'IVxi.
The valuation of the taxable property of
Ck,attanoogii is nearly S4,0X0,00O.
Twelve hundred immigrants arrived irj
I!j!tinnre 'edoesdjy, from EarogQ.
Over Gfir tuou,md dullsrs worth of
sponge was sold in Key West last week:
The yield of wheat in Tvxa( year
"ora W lDM lF
1 u .1 r..
"
Senator Lamar has been made M L- L.
D. by Washinatoo and Lee piiiver?ity, of
Virgiuiu,
The assessed value of real estate In ' Ttir
mingbam, Ala., is f.Val.O 10. The popula
tion is uearly 6,00i.
The commencement rxcrrcjeef of tV.
uniTrrsily of Miraiwippi, at Qxford, will
extend from June 24tb to June 23th.
The people of Columhui, Miaia'ppi use
refosol cot 1 on seed nil for culinary purpose
in preference to bug's laid.