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GASTONIA, N, C, SATURDAY,' JANUARY 14, 1882.
VOLUME nr.
NUMBBE 2.
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NEWS GLEANINGS.
Mississippi will have a State female
College. .
Georgia Jiaa 762,981 males and 779,190
1 '
females.
Birmingham has hopes of a large car
manufactory.
'Mississippi has four times as much tim
ber as Minnesota, '
Marion county, Fla., has 23,000 acres
of land in orange groves.
Russian Jews are constantly fettling
in all parts of Mississippi.
(Fifty-five cotton mills in Georgia, and
otners in process of erection.
Real estate at Milledgeville, Ga., has
doubled in value in the last two years.
Birmingham, Ala., has raised the li
cense of whisky dealers to $350 a coun-
ter. ' " . . ..
A bill has been introduced in the Vir
ginia Senate to abolish the whipping
. post.
v The salary of the Mayor of Savannah
has been increased from $1,500 to $2,000
a year.
It is sa?d that twenty seven of the ex
hibitors at Atlanta are going to establish
factories (here, t
There are eleven men in the Clarks
Tille, Ark., jail charged with murder in
in the first degree.
Three Butler county, Ala., boys in one
day's hunt killed fourteen foxes and
twenty-two cat squirrels.
Forty thousand dollars have been sub"
scribed toward a proposed car manufac
tory in Montgomery, Ala.
- Mrs, Nancy E. Pearcc, who cut off her
child's head in Iloward county, Ark.?
has been adjudged insane.
The street letter-boxes in San Anto
nio, Texas, have been robbed so fregueat
ly that the postmaster has ordered them
taken down. v
- . Maayt24r larl. jbelier r therr;
, will be a groat advance in cotton next
spring, and are holding back as much of
their crops a? possible.
Since 1860 Tennessee lias acquired
nearly 400,000 additional population,
and has made crops every year of an
average annual net profit of $27,500,000.
In the four States of Georgia, Alabama,
South Carolina and Tennessee the num
ber of persons employed in the manufac
ture of cotton is 11,788, against 5,890 in
1870. ' .,
The "Mayor of Birmingham, Ala. has
given orders to the police lorce of that
eity to require all merchants to discon
tinue the sale of cigars and tobacco on
' Sunday.
The father of Rev. Richard Jordan of
. Rhea county, Tenn., is still living, at the
age of 100. His son Is seventy-five. His
wife is eighty-seven, but looks older than
' her husband. ' - .
The Cincinnati Southern railroad has
contracted with the Glen Marj (Tenn.)
mines for twenty car loads of coal per
day for their engines, at seven cents per
bushel untcreened V
The new capital building at Austin,
, Texas, is to be 366 feet high, 566 feet
long, and J85 feet in depth, the seventh
highest building in the tforld, and the
second in the United States.
The Trustees of the Georgia Academy
for the Blind have purchased ground at
Macon for the erection of an academy
for the colored blind. The State appro
priated $10,000 for the purpose.
In North Carolina there are fifty tl ree
cotton mills in operation, and six others
are in progress and nearly completed.
There are also four or five woolen mills
in operation in " the old North State."
A mulatto woman named Fannie
Crawford ha? just returned to her farm
in Mississippi, with- fifty negroes from
Sump ter county, Ala. This year, about
closing time, she worked 300 hands on
her farm, which she manages herself.
With increased capital pouring into
New Orleans, with the jetties opened for
the largest vessels, with four railroads
running there, and at least three more
on the waythe Times-Democrat wishes
the whole world " a happy New Year."
- Tie Vicksburg and Ship Island and
the Memphis and Vicksburg7 railroads
have leased 600 penitentiary convicts
from the Mississippi State Board of Pub
lic Work which are to be divided be
tween the twe roads and put to work
near Vicksburg.
A gtcd deal of syrup mide in Alaba
ma this season is found to be unfit for
use because the sugar caho from which
it was made was grown in cow-pens. The
stalks of the cane were, unuf unllj fine,
but the flavor of the syrup is said to be
absolutely nauseous.
Memphis Appeal : Mrs, Erwin, who is
mentioned as the "Southern Florence
I RHn-liinnnln A'.nA at TTim fair illn Ala
recently. During the war she had hos
pitals wherever the army of the Tennes
see could be reached,?"'" ter t!
Bho establ ished an a
of Confederate soldi
... 1 . j . 1 ,
n is reported tnat.iue -uumUiuvw.
the great nail manufacturers of Wheel
ing, West Virginia, are arranging to
come to Birmingham, Ala., where in co-
J partnership with Mr. DeBardeleben, they
propose to enter largely into the mrniu-
facture of nails and gther irons,
There are 1,000 Indinns yet in the
Everglades of Florida. They speak their
own language, but by frequent inter
course with the white people at the trad
ing posts, on Lake Okeechobee, have be
come civilized. They are friendly and
honest in their dealings with the whites.
The extent of the manufacture- of
"pure olive oil" from cotton seed is in-
dicated by export statistics from New
Orleans, Of 6,000,000 gallons shipped
thence during 1879-80, eighty-eight per
cent was sent te the Mediteranean and
French ports, and one
amount to Italy.
Phillips, Marshall & Co. of Londoni
have purchased 1,300,000 acres of land
from the state of Mississippi. The lands
lie mostly in the Yazoo delta, and com
prise some of the richest cotton and
timber land in the South. It is the in
tention to improve, cultivate and colo
nize these lands. ' ,
uon. j. i', uunninguam or luiton,
Ark., has invented a cotton-picking na
chine that, pulls off the cotton bolls.
limbs and leaf, and then separates them,
liie horse and wngon pass over the rrws
that have been picked ar
no
Atlanta Coustitution : The cost of the
Exposition was $250,000, of which $150,
000 in round figures were put in build
ings and improvements and the balance
paid out for running expenses, printing,
etc. The receipts were from $220,000 to
$250,000, of which $115,000 came from
stock, $15,000 from privileges, $15,000
fr. m entry fees, $90,000 from gate re
ceipts, and $5,00J from miscellaneous
resources.
Eastman (Ga ,) Times : L. L. Burch,
of Telfair county, killed a bald cade
last week which measured eight feet
from tip to tip of its wings. One of the
feet was sent to this office, and the claws
from point to point measured eight and
one-third inches. This monstrous bird
had a grown sheep down when Mr. Burch
discovered it, and forced him to relax
his hold by sending a riflo ball through
his eaglcship, .
Du .'ham Recorder : The farmers in
Eastern Carolina seem to be tardy in fin
ishing up the year's crop, hence it is al.
most impossible to employ a man to drive
deer. Sport in this line, however, is
fine. Deer , are abundant, so mcch so
that migratory sportsmen believe them
to be more numerous in the everglade
counties of Tender, Jones, Onslow, Cra
ven, Pamlico and Carteret than in any
part of the South,
-The Dempsey family and the NorrU
family, of Cherokee county, Ala,, have
long been enemies. The older members
have spent a life time in continued bick
erings, and have wearied of it. But the
boys have taken up the cudgel, and here
is the result: Last Week two of the
Dempsey boys and two of the Norris
met to fight it out Both of the Norris
boys were stabbed, the younger mortally,
The families stand high in tho commu
nity, and great excitement has grown
out of tho difficulty.
Jacksonville (Fla.,) Union : During
the month of December there were 6,
200,000 feet of yellow piue lumber
shipped from this port, against 3,318,CC0
feet for same month last year, an increase
last month of 2,882,000 feet over the
amonnt shipped during the same month
in 1880. The above does not include
lumber shipped north via Fernandlna,
over the Fernandina and Jacksonville
railroad. During the year just close
there were, not including that shipped
via Fernandina, 68,887,451 feet of lum
ber shipped from this port, against 41,
719,255 feet shipped during 1880, and
33,978,938 shipped in 1879, " an increase
in 1881 over 1880 of 17,118,196 feeand
oyer 1879 of 24,858,513 feet.
Sttccess of JHgh Fanning in Belgium.
The magniflcont farming of Belgium
on poor soil is due to, first, the po
lection of both plow and spade work
second, eaoh field has a perfection t
shape given to it to facilitate cultivate
and drainage ; third, most careful hue
banding of the manure; fourth, th
great variety of crops, especially of in
dustrial plants, suoh as colza, flax, to
baeoo, bom, chicory, etc., fifth, bocop"
of loa iuf onte. 8 Aluiuugu
not favorable to meadows, yet, taking
the second crop into account, one-half
ofjhe available superficies is devoted to
the keeping of live stock. Seventh,!
house-feeding of cattle, by wldch thes
lu" I anwn irinn KrvtK mn ,;n. ,! I
Vfmanure. Eighth, minute weeding Thnl
n i y - . . "
Belgian laborer goes with his whoelbar-1
row to the villam to bnv a nnnlr
of guano, undertaking to'pay for it aftejrv'
the harvest The dealer trimta him. f
gives fcim oredit, having a lioq on the
orop produced by the aid of hi mnnnrA
In November he flretflhis monv thi
produce has been doubled and the land
improved. The small farmer does jusj
s the laborer does. Eaoh opens on aol
oount with the manure-deafer, jwho if
the best of all bankers. Flemish small
farmers invest from 83,000,000 to $4,000 J
900 in guano every year, and quite ai
much in other kinds of manure. M. D
Laveley gays : " Tha - FlemiKh-fcmire
..viauvau luriunuonaiy pouecH every uwmoi bow u
half of thia ge from the towns ; he guards his man- 1
J4re like a treasure, puts a roof over it) i
v 1 Drevent the ram and siinslnnft irom
spoiling it ; he gathers mud from rWers
uid canals, the excretions of aniaale
along the highroads and the ways foi
conversion into phosphates." Corres
pondence Chicago Tribune. j
uromer woraners s l'lniosopny. i
"Doan' seek to make angels of yen
selves," quietly began Brother Gardng
J - As
the meetuiK opened. "In de
ace dis am no sort o' kentry fur ange
an in de next place you would
mighty lonesome. De man or woi
who becomes so sweet an' soft an' g
dat dey expect ebery minit to rise up
fly doan' take so much comfort as fcki
who feel dat it will be a cms shave
T Ii'lfA fnfAnl 1n. Via will wm-k in fn'nnnnAB
of bone fur ebery eight ounces of meat,
if I doan' watch him. I like to have del
bootmaker tell me dat American oowskini t
am French calf, an I am pleased when
de sto' clerk warrants fo' cent colikcr td
wash like sheet-iron. De man who ami I
not a leetle wicked has no chance to feej r
sorry ; no use for prayer ; no need of I
churches. He cannot say to a fellow- e
man : 'I wronged you I'm sorry y
shake.' - f.
"De man who neber sins makes f
poor nex' doah neighbur. Do ,womar
who keeps feelin' of her shoulders fo sel
if wings have started makes a pool
mother an' a wuss housewife - If yot
have neber injured a man an' gone tc
him an' axed his pardon an' made ur
you doan' know what real happinec
am. T
en yot
ness o
tote
men feu M
keep you convinced dat you must help
to support churches an' pay olus atten
Bhun to what de preachers say or you'll
be left behin' when de puroeshun starts."
. A Greenhorn's Irish Experience.
. A Btory is told of an Englishman who
lauded in Dublin filled with apprehen
sion that the life of any loyal subject ol
Her Majesty was not worth a farthinr
there and thereabouts. The Lono
Leaguers, he imagined, were all blood
thirsty assassins, and all that sort of
thing. But it was his duty to travel is
the land a duty he approached with feat
and trembling. . p.
Now there happened to be on his rout4
a number of townshe names of which
begin with the suggestive By -"Kil."4
There was Kilmortin, an
In his ignorance of geographic?
clature his affrighted senses were,
anew on hearing a fellow-passer
the railway carriage remark to anow
as follows :
"I am just after bein' over to Eilpat
rick." "And I," replied the other, "am
afther bein over to Kilmday."
" What murderers they are 1 1 thought
the Englishman. " And to think that
they talk of their assassinations so pub
licly I " But tho conversation went on.
"And where are ye goin' how?"
asked assassin No. 1.
" I'm goin' home, and then to Kill
more," waa No. 2's reply. The English
man's blood curdled. "
" Kilmore, is it ? " added No. 1.
" You'd betther be comin' along wid me
to Kilumaule." It is related that the
Englishman left the train at the next
station. .-
Lord Dxrbt haa ten men servants in
the house and about forty more domes
tics feeding daily at his board. Suppos
ing to-morrow he and his wife should
agree to struggle along on $100,000 a
year he could save at least $800,000 a
year; while were the Dukes of West
minster, Devonshire and Bedford to do
likewise their savings, would be still
greater. Supposing Lord Derby to save
at this rate for thirty years what an arch
millionaire he wonld become I
v Th man who waa " spell-bound" ob
tained relief by consulting thd diction
ary, . , -
UNTIED THE BOft
hour of twelve bd Hed, - - J.
ojt tu oluilnod up lu tho brn,
; luther w( In bed. .
I ', "
klxtm. In hit mind, ht'i won.
fbimt)f heuM: '
cre and bonds that I'll call rnlna
"fiber dear pa Is dead I"
I1 (en ni changed on Uiat front atop;
iiellvo virion fled;
ftg w tearing from the barn,
rpn waa out of bed. .
...,U U4 .......
.t tbe oanlno take. .
rom off bit Wndor part '.,
i mouthful of (teak. ,
amed of golden ponnda no more,
iwund upon the head ;
ten that awaln would fain ait down
ushed ber pa waa dead.
i JJU.J J J 1M
. on the Idol of Juggernaut.
tuck has been made npon the
nggernaut, at Pooree, the most
lirine in India, by a body of
i N ,
otera, who numbered twolve
three women, and were almost
e of nudity, succeeded in en
6 temple, and tried to force
''into the inner recesses. Al
pward of 1,000 pilgrims were'
hey were not expelled without
truggle, in the course of which
.deryas trampled to death.
arrested, and sentenced
- -month's imprisonment.'
ry showed that they belonged
5 of Hindoo dissenters lately
i the Sumbulpore district, and
Kumbhupatios from the fact
i in
f jj i
.".l
mowers wear ropes of bark
sir waists.
ege that their religion was re-ixty-four
persons in 1664 by a
ate, wkom they style Alekne w
; is,' the Lord whose attri-aot-
be described in writing,
aye in the existence of the
) of Hindoo deities, but do
their4mages, saying it is im
represent a Supreme Being
ne has ever seen. They are
into three classes, two of
ranee the World and make no
of caste, while the third lead
i. Then habits ae -said to
oo of tho futility of their relig-'
the whole world wonld. then
ihe truth. Calcutta Gazette.
axons were the most faithful
he Emperor until the battle of
he chief city of Snxony, though
pital. There at the moment
leon's 60,000 was closing in for
,ble triumph the Saxon corps
te field and fixed into their
mradcs. This decided the
1 Napoleon, having made his
tions and despising the un-
enemy, had retired to cat his
n peace. He was finishing a leg
bn, a meat wliich he never ven
n until his duty of tho day was
hen on aide delivered the fateful
it "Well," he remarked with
're, " one must never ent until
hall have
rrow. I
la tout."
worst the
- wuuj " he didn't
im, as in the glorious days of
t, Austerlitz and Jena, and while
sea oouldn't be replaced, tho
ig levies of Austria, Russia,
f Bavaria, Saxony and the Rhine
by British gold renewed theni
uly, until finolly, though they
hing but defeat, by Bheer force
jers, like Grant at Petersburg,
peror's victorious- legions were
o a mere guard. Then came the
lay of Fontainebleau, when the
j had mastered Europe abdicated
:e and relinquished his glorious
IS
Iundred Victims of Whisky.
Corwin during her voyage to
anded on St Lawrence island,
,trders to investigate the whole
uitrtfvation of the natives. At tlie
l- village at whioh they landed all were
so also at the r,econd, where fifty
i bodies were counted, nearly
wn males. At another place
j-nien, women and ehildren
V -ad. At tho next settlement,
tws jdead bodies, and at the following
thiiy were found. . All the inhabitants
on ihe north side of the island, where
whsky trailers sold liquor, are dead
netpne escaping. The general starva
tion' occurred two years ago last winter.
Bine then the presence of the Corwin
in tie Arctic haa broken up this inhu
man1 whisky trading. The empty whisky
kegi are seen strewn all about The
toui number of dead bodies found on
St Lawrence island waa over 600. The
survivors say that white trailers from
Honolulu sold whisky, which the natives
bought and got drunk, ' remaining bo
during the season for . laying in their
winter supply of walrus and seal. San
Francittco Alt a.
Ths Imperial Library at St Peters
burg contains over 1,000,000 volumes.
Among the treasures of the institution
is Voltaire'a library, many of the vol
umes of which bear the former owner s
autograph notes. A peripatetio lecture
upon the library, its contents and asso
ciations, is given twioe aweek (onoe on
Sunday), which usually secures a much
interested group of listeners, and sug
gests the thought that perhaps the plan
might be followed with benefit to the
publio elsewhere.
IminlgfatioiT Statistics.
The total immigration to this country
from lft'20 tn 1SS1 aTnr.nrfnl in in ana
189. Tho year 1820 is thd gonesis of
m PTOwpura, ub previous k mat time no
statistics of immigration were officially
kept The total number of immigrants
for the years ending June 30, 1880 and
1881, will be seen by the following:
-.w...... ...i. 1HBX 669,431
ily far the largest number arrived at
XT V 1 1 1 . . , -.
.new Aura, me ugures 01 tne .Bureau oi
"31 were 400,871; tho
wun, or numbers is
o they aggregated
.wo three other ports
wuere me arnvais were relatively neavy:
Baltimore, 40,017; Boston and Charles-
wwn, juoss., 4i,ui; and i'niladelphia,
34.865 leaving 41,491 who arrived at
ii. ii ai i, . ...
uiiriy-uuee otner ports, a statement
as to the ages of the immigr nts for the
year 1881 will be interesting in this
Under 15 years of age .......,
Fi f teen aud under 40 years of age. . .
Forty years of age and upward. , ....
i.."i53,480
4r,tMa
61,456
xi is worthy or note tiiat
OTPd till" TiQ lf rf .Via immi'mwrita nv
v v uuuuuinuio cue well
.1 An . , i ,
uiiuui u vearH oi uge, or, m omer woras,
of men who. if they remained in Europe.
would be subject to military duty. It
cians that of the 10,808,189 immigrants
wno nave come to ine united otates
since 1820 no to June 30. 1881. Ireland
and Qerrniinv liavA fnrnisliA1 nm.
3,000,000 eiw.h. The totals for the seven
grand divisions, made by the Bureau of
Europe .1,... 537,441
11,991
Africa ,
o ulcus tics, are oa toiinwH- ;
America. . 127.535
lalaiidn of the Atlantic 1 (tin
uwiiuuu: , j.,,, ...... 1 v.ll
All other countries and island.. . i. 1 '139
loiai... ..6C9,43
From this statement it is apparent that
RnrnnA fnmialio1 AitaMIio IT. :
Total
"X u.uiuu. Ul L1XX3 1111-
migrants of the year ended June 30,
1881. The distribution,, as7 regards Eu
rope, was as herewith given:
England 65,I77Malta...v.. i
Ireland..... 72,342 Netherlands 8,597
Sootland 15.1C8: Norwar. 22,705
Wales l,027)Portii8al J71
JaleofMan 4 Konmmiia 30
Austi-I. 21,109 Busahisv...,,..., 4,865
Be!ginm.. i,T)FiiiIncl.,.:.,',., 176
Denmark. 9,117 Poland.... ...... . 6 614
France '6,227, Spain... .'.;...,,.. 'isi
, . , , 1 OV
Gibraltar 5 Switzerland...... 11 wn
18Turkov in Europe. 72
J, Europe.. 527,441
;.ftenatrerie was
attacked "by a lion in Birmmgham, Eng
land. He entered the cage in order to
clean it To separate the animals from
that part of the cage that was to bo
cleaned a wooden panel was used. It
reached from the top to the floor of the
cage, oiul was about two inches in thick
ness.' The nnderkeeper, Harris by
name, does not appear to have absolutely
closed the panel as he entered. Ihe
largest lion a powerful animal named
"Wallaco" sprang toward Harris, the
sliding panel guve way from the pressure
and tho mau stood unprotected in front
of tho lion, who with its mouth seized
the poor fellow bv the shoulder. Harris,
who had a broom iu his hand, plnckily
defended himself for a few moments by
striking the lion with the bamllo of the
broom. But tho lion, clutching him with
one of its paws, dashed him to the
ground ami began gnawing at Jus body,
from which the blood was freely flowing.
The lion tamer, Alieamonsa, who was at
the opposite sido of the hall, hearing tho
commotion, ran to the cage. W ith the
utmost courage and coolness he entered
the don, and twice fired his pistol, which
was loaded with blank cartridges. All
tho time Harris was still beneath the
lion, who was tearing' his flesh. The
pistol firing had no effect whatever ou
the animal; and seeing this, the lion
tamer, who had with him a loaded whip
began striking the nfcimal with the butt
end of it ou tho head. He dealt tho hon
four or five blows, and the hist, hitting
tho animal with terrific force between
the eyes, appeared to stun it. The lion
loosed Harris, who was instantly dragged
out of tho cage. He was bleeding pro
fusely, but was not quite- uueonscious.
"King Henry Y1IL" Palace,
wima nnv nf vniir readers visit Lon
don, I want them to go to No. 17 Fleet
street, where they can for sixpence pay
their respects to King Henry V1IX ; sit
in . one of Cardinal Wolsey's chairs ;
see their face in Anne Boleyn's looking
glass, and, if it is winter,, warm their
toes at the same fireplace where that
virtuous old tyrant did his. This mag
nificent saloon, restored and redeco
rated, is now presented to the spectator
in preoiselythe condition in which it
existed in the sixteenth century.
The gorgeous and elaborate enrich
ments of the beautiful ceiling, with the
old insignia of royalty, and the carved
oak paneling on the walls, combine to
form a series of embellishments as fresh
and salient as during the period of its
ancient grandeur. It is now a barbers
shop, and John Carter is proprietor !
London letter.
VTEiiii," exclaimed Mrs. Goodingtou
as she put down the glass, of water in
disgust " perhaps they re right ; maybe
it isn't delirious to health, but it's un
parablo enough to the taste, goodness
knows. It's perfectly contagious, and I d
as lief drink so much bulge water. V by
can't they stop the collusion of that
nasty Figgin Brook, I wonder ; and I
wonder, too, if swallowing elergy, as
they call it ia wholesome. Guess if
they had to drink it themselves, instead
of Apollo and Vicious water, they
wouldn't think it wasn't delirious." And
the old lady scowled an unwonted scowl
at the " unparable " beverage that badly
became her usually serene countenance.
Boston lYanscript.
HUMOKS OF THE DAT. .
A fruit of the battle-field grap. ,
A LotjisvuiTiE belle has in her parlor a)
beautiful embroidered motto, " E Plurl
bus, yum, yum." X
Last words of the balloonist : 'It's all
up with me." Last words of the gosling:
"It's all down with me."
.There are some days when 70a can't
lay up a cent, and other days when you
can't get hold of a cent to lay up. " :''
It is more blessed to give than to re
ceive, when a kick from a No. 10 boot is .
the question at issue. Steubenville
Herald.
Customer " Tou say that those fig
ures are life size ? My dear sir, they
seem very small." Artist "Perfectly
correct, sir; you know ' life is short'"
Why doth the festlTe Injun squaw
Improro each shining minute
And scratch her head from morn to night f
Because there's millions in it.
San Framcix Waif.
" Yv.a " AT! aim Ail Ttrrnm 'nn 1
ways find me with a pen in my hand.
I'm a regular penholder, my boy. "Let'a
see," said Fogg, musingly, "a penholder
is usually a stick, isn't it?" Bottom
Transcript.
TvrrxKLR. twinkle, diminutive type ol nebula
r-nnnjtriwitlAn .
How I meditate upo your composition,
Sltqated above this oblate spheroid at lach as altl-
In similitude an infinitesimal crystallisation of car-
Itnn in tha Kin nm . SWf fls.. n...B
" v.hv viuj icuu. 11 ty 1 m,m -
Vn .im 1 : -.1 L '
i-ii, mu imp vnrmiiig am vi coo -
juu , uu, jvu uui 11 r o uii, ifi i vi-
legeof paying for all my little supper
and carriages after the theater, and
you'll be envied by all the boys. ; That
ought to satisfy you." '
.But, your honor," says the accused,
mho to a uaoo ui, rjiuuiuo. xxxo
honor"?" The accused "He always
said he wanted to commit suicide, but
that he hadn't the i-nnmcm. Rn thftn T
helped him !" His honqr "But whyr
afterwards, did yon take his watoh 1" Tho
accused (with a shrug) ''Why, because
he didn't need it any niore V -French
paper. '
ximita hod a llLLlt? wiutnuj
bright girl of seven, was talking to her .
said, loud enough for everybody to hear,'
"you can, talk real plain, can't you?.
Ul UflUBQ X USUI, JL Iftllll J , f Jw V
think I .wasn't old enouffh to talk
sister the otner nignt, ana jvu wf
saying, 'Oo tweet sing, 00 ! Oo
'ovey dovey, turn tiss oor own tweet
Siddy,' so much, that I wasn't sure
but you had a impegiment in yonr
" Pnnv was excused ana Air.
K,Mno-ir was carried out on" a shoveL -
Steubenville Herald.
"I comb over to see about your boy,"
said a neighb&r last evening. "He's
very troublesome about my house. He
has been throwing rotten apples into my
front yard and calling my wife 'Old
Molly Grubs.'" "And I was going
over to seo you about your boy, was
the rejoinder. "He chalked my wood
shed all over with a picture of my wife
driving me out of the back door with a
kettle of water in one hand and a broom
in the other." "Is that so? Then I go
in for civil service reform within our
owu families." The boys never knew
what they were " licked ,r for that night
-NcwJIaven Register.
Europena Street Cars.
The street cars of the continent ar
a bard lot Most of them are run with
out a track, on the flat paving stones,
and occasionally they go out of their
way to deliver passengers. In Turin, I
think it was, where the small wheels ot
the car went rattling over the stones in
such a aueer way as to make one feeble
looking lady put her hand suddenly to
her neck and exclaim: "Oh, my poor
back i" yet that suave conductor poUtely
asked where we were stopping, and, on.
ascertaining, trotted us around two extra
corners and left us at a hotel, glib as it
he were and omnibus. In Milan ther
have stone tracks that is, two rows of
flat stones, each about two feet wide,
run down the middle of every street, and
1 wion para meet tneT
servo iui nine - ---- .
have to turn out and rattle your bones
oveT the stones. Correspondent ln
dianapolis Journal
Inmates of Almshouses.
There is a prevalent idea that th
almshouses, for the most part, shelter
the unhappy and guiltless poor, whorj
unmerciful disaster has followed fas
and followed faster until it has chased
them into this lost refuge people who
have come from vine-covered cottages,
or tidy rooms up one flight of stairs in
tenement houses, with ab Bible or
the table and a pot of flowers ui tha
window ; or even from luxurious homes)
desolated by commercial panics. As
matter of fact, the great majori ol
American indoor paupers belong to whaft
are called the lower classes, and seek
the almshouse not because of commer
cial disaster, but because of very com
mon vices. ,
Too Much Learning.
vhat did you do with that letter
that was on my table ?" asked Qua D.
Smith, of the colored boy who cleans np
the room. , ,
I tuck it to de postoffice, aah, and
put it in de hole."
" What did you do that for ? Did yon
not seo there was no address on the e-
'jgaaarwasnowtin' on de vftl
opo, but I 'lowed yer did dat ar on put
pcU so I oouldn't tell who yer was
writin' to. l'se an edicated negro, I is,
Texaa Sit ings, .