THE G&STONgi G AZETTE
ZJcvolcd to Hie Trotection of Home a?J Me Interests of Me County.
Vol. III.
Gastonia, Gaston County, N.C., FiiiDvjf -Mokxing, October 27, 1882.
No. 43.
,DR. GEO. W. GRAHAM,
Charlotte, N. C.
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DEALER IN
Booking the Baby.
I hear Jior roeklnjr the bnby,
Her roo;ii l8.iic.vt to mine.
And I fancy T toil t li; diniplor arms
That round her nook entwine.
As slm rocks and rocks the baby,
In tho room noxt to mine,
I hoar her rocking tho baby.
Each day when tho twilight coinos.
And 1 know there's a world of blessing and
love
In tho "baby-by" she hums,
I can see tho rent less lingers
Playing with "mamma's rings,"
Tho sweet, little smiling, pouting mouth
Thut to her In klssimr chnim.
As she rocks and sings to t lie baby.
And dreams as sho rocks aud sings.
I hear her rocking tho baby
Mower and slower now.
And I hear, she Is leaving her good-nf1
uu ire cyos, caeca UitU .urpw .
From her rocking, rocking, rocking.
1 wonuer would sucsiarr,
Could she know, through the wall between us,
Sho is rocking oi. a heart V
While my empty arms are aching
For a form tliat may not press.
Ami my empty heart is breaking
In its desolate loneliness.
I list to tho rocking, r acking.
In tho room just next to mine,
And breathe u prayer in silence.
At a mother's broken shrine.
For the woman who rocks tho baby
In the room just next to mine.
THE RED MITTEN.
CHAfTif,,!. ,
It was the afternoon of a clear, sharp
January day of 1861, and the company
numbered fully two handled; there wcra
men and women, boys and girls, flying and
circling about, in marses, singly, by dozens
and by twos and threes ovtr the frezen sur
face of the beautiful Silver hike in Rock
dale, a suburb of the flourishing city ol
13 .
Among the crowd were m-my lads and
Ints s who imagined they were fond of
skating, and who came to Silver lake for
no other reuson. It was singular, too, to
note how much more gracefully the out
ward roll," backward or forwai-d,,.can Ije
accomplished by joining hands or being
inkt-d together by a wulking-siick. These
sticks, in some instances, proved no nop
cm ductors to the sympathetic thrill thai'
pervaded the magnets ut either end.
The positive" iid nrirutive c nditions
were fuily realized in the case of brawny
John Ilorton and rosy-cheeked Abbie.Lu-
thuti), the duughter ot.. the 'squirt .She,
with lw.c uhiniQ CiUUiisL.fiVurp 'and frr sh.
handsome fcev lit op wy a pair o! laufeij
ing blue eyes, could huve led awkward
John, on or IT skates, anywhere, with uu
apron string or a thread for a conductor.
Nut so with John. He could lead her no
where; nnd the more the girl could balk
and tnotaHz? him the i:ore she seemed to
enjoy the skating and his company. Many
a ludicrous figure he cut, and many an
aftkward full he endured by her suddtnund
unaccountable turns und shtflings, and her
mirth and glee" were at the highest .at
John's repealed fuilims to follow her diffi
cult and tortuous wii. dings. John was
over-grown and massive, bis twenty years
of existence not having yet served to prop
erly knit tcgelh( r atid round out the pro
portions of his frunie. She was lithe und
quick, uud as graceful as she was skillful
in the use ol skates.
Apart from the throng this afternoon
John espied a little red mitten lying on the
ice, where it hud been dropped by some
one of the numerous children. Mis Ab
bie saw it, too, and, as John, by one of
his graceful movements essayed to stoop
and capture the .rticle, she refused, to re
lease his hand ; but, just as he bent for
ward, the gave a wicked pull, and John,
unbalanced, '..was sent sprawling a rod or
two beyond. A peal of silvery langhtir
was her sympathetic comment, as, with a
graceful curve, she turned and caught the
liDV thing in her hand.
John blushed at his awkwardness, and
held out his hand to receive the mitten.
Bat the cuptor only held it before him,
and gently moved away.
"Won't you give it "to me?" he aeked;i
"I will 6nd the owner."
"I can Gud the owner j.iore easily tbab
you. I can't trust you ; you would faltt
and cruoh the poor thing in trying to de
liver it." And she saucily laughed again.
",Yod inademe- lull," said -John,-in a
grieved tone. "You are always doing tin se
things. If I skated more and studied hss
I'd soon be as much an adept as your
friend Joe Staples, whom you are aUuys
praising."
"YouT Ha, hn, ha I As cruceful as
Joe Staples T and the hdurity of the young
maiden made J.)hn Morton's sluggish
blood course through bis veins till his face
was as reJ as the scarlet kerchief that eu
circled his ueck.
All the rent of that afternoon John was
gloomy and silent, lie moved ar.mnd
mechanically, or rutlier auU.uriticaHy, and
Ins companion concluded to serve o- more
tricks upon liiin.
I he sport finished, the two wended their
way to the house of Mr. Latham, John's
fair companiM! failing - to rally him into
anything like conversation. He answered
her only io moiiosyllab'es, und seemed mc-
rose odcI preoccupied.
As he who about to take his leave, John
said, seriously and a little sarcastically :
' Abbie, I'm going buck to college to mor
row, and I h pe you will njoy the rest of
the skating season in compuDiouship more
graceful limn mine."
. ''I hope I shall," replied she in the same
tone. ''You must feel bod about some
thing ; perhaps it's the mitten. ; you had
better lake it, no, not now I won't give
it up. If I ever think enough of you to
"reDdei it, I'll send it to you by express."
S.t wjtti a
his coat dost
resolutely tbj. . ,
homeward, resolved to waste no more 4nu
w,ith skating girls, who .jiidged young men
by the d xterity they exhibited in handling
their heels.
..CHAPTER II.
Among the earliest volunteer regiments
that left for the seat of war io the summer
of!8fil was the th Massachusetts, with
Lieutenant Johq Horton as an officer of
company B. Like hundreds of others he
abandoned his books for the sword, apil
had passed nighls and days in study and
drill to .lit himself for his new position.
Ilorton enjoyed the reputation among his
fellows of being rather an anchorite. He
was reticent, sometimes gloomy, aud, al
th uigh he performed his duties acceptably,
he hud thus fur failed to ehow any dis
tinguishing qualities for a militury career.
He joined iu few of the camp pleasures,
sod wlieu not on duty, rending or 6t add
ing, was hure to be seen in ubstract
thought, wulking about the streets of the
camp, or in the region of country immedi
ately around. Chrit-tmas and New Year
in camp formed one of the brightest sea
sons to the bard worked soldier iu the years
of the rebellion. Though, the quantity of
useful uud useless articles dispatched from
honiewusot all times great, the belli of
contributions arriving ut this festive season
sortly tried, tho,.carrying -capacity rf oil
engngedU f " '
ttoit."-;
privajea.iiyereisi
ing- The flicei-tii iuc-i tiuunanKif
to have an "ODeniiiir" in the coloiuli
ooarters. and thither all ho were not of!
duty rejmired. The evening was of coursi
most ct joyuble, for nearly every one haj
teceiv.d from home fome gift or token t
remind him of a mother, sister or swee1
heart, sometimes of ull three. Ilorton w;
present, cool, gloomy und indifferent.' Ill
dill not expect any present His fanii
was scattered, and many of those neart
to him to whose lotirg- sympathy he wi.u'l
naturully turn at this time had pass
away, lie did not feel in a sympathetic ci
si'Ptimentnl mood, and yet no particle
envy entered his mind in witnessing the ei
joyment of others. As the ninj'ir held u
a small paper , box, however, und callt
out "Lieutenant John W. Ilorton," tlii
latter started and felt his face nglow in n
instant. II- took tbe parcel, and iu spitk
of entreaties in which not a few j ikes wert
cracked- ut his expense, placed it in h
pocket till the conclusion of the festivities,
when he retired to the comfortable quart
ters he shared with Lieutenant Carter.
1.
Lieutenant II rton was puzzled and cut
rious. After divesting fcijssel;' of his over
coat he sat down, placed the box on the
table, lighted the solacing dudeen, determ
ined to approach and unravel the mystery
as became a philosopher. Carter got de
cidedly impatient before even the outer
wrappings were removed, as Ho; ton coty
ducted proceedings with a weighty deliber
ation. At lust ilorton shook from thej
were pictured at lenst.hall ui$ a oi im
emotions that offect the human rcind, tbe
principal one being surprise.
CHAPlR III
Tcr the next tbrne cvenin.s cur hefn
was engaged in writing letters or rathe
letter for no sooner was each one co-
pleled than it was lorn io pieces and buri
ed. Ilorton felt himself in a tight fix and
hoped the enemy would niuke a demonstra
tion on the camp, that he niU'ht cet out (I
it. -lie had rather f- ce a hundred cann.i
than undertake to acknowhdc the recep
tion of that cfitteti. He knew that helm
loved Miss Latham, cut his big, scnili
soul had been terribly laii;rated by her ap
parently he.irtli'ss behavior, and lm had
concluded to tn come indirenl. not on:y
to her but to all womankind. This iniM
be another of her heurtlen tricks, but
when Jack recalled her wotd. "If I ever
think enough of you to surrender it, I'll
send it to you," be felt the little witcu did
eiitertln some liule regard for him. Still,
as f helad vouchsafed no kind of message
with Surrender of the mitten, he was at
loesfiow to act. Write he could not.
"If l iked Carter's nd vice," he reasoned, "
"heuld only laugh, at me. Why can't
thnqptoguey women let a fellow alone,
anyfi" lie muttered to himself. "I
washing to forget her and now she has
opell all my wounds afresh. Ehe did it
to btalize me, but I'll show ibe flirt and
tbeljtfllfi eex thut I can't be tantalized."
ADdeu Jack took from bis inner pocket
an elopo, out of which he fished a little
Hu n,v which be gized for a few
dodjjf- Lm tcitazed 4i4 iuw .
necj
I Jack stood gilting into the darkness
a fcgestion ol flishis lit up tho gloom,
niiihe sharp repnrtof small arms broke
tliJstillnrss. "Iiello !V here's for fun !" ex
clined J ack , as he rushed for his accouter-
mW
lit j a
wlpr
oi If
mfts. The long roll called the mm iuto
nd in a few nwmeois the regiment
rppared to receive the enemy. Being
I the oa ;ers at bund, Lieutenant Hor
ns ordered by the colonel to go for-
waiwitb a detail of men and ascertain
thtf oe state of affairs. Tbe pickets were
retlting, the firing beicg answered by
strf shots from the enemy ; no judgment
oflflairs. The pickets were retreating,
thlfirir.g being answered by struy shots
fit the enemy ; no judgment of their
nJbers could be firmed, but the panic
stpen pickeis i( porti-& them to be 10-,
Oljstrotig ut leust. Ilorton determined to
k eowi and u certain for himself ibe
fiber of the enemy. Hi had had little
erienee of fighting as yet, and his posi-
was by no means a pleasant one. In
maneuver his excellent judgment was
ved. for after studying the situation ns
g ns it wus prudent he hastened to the
unci and iotoiimd him that they consist-
of not more tiiau u regiment cf infantry,
ving directly for the camp.
JA. hutkirmieh endued, the fight lasting
I "
'atlOB
pj - - i4'.Vi
ra-c' '"
by hi enccessTfaslily'pust.'e
l " a'- B,ld w''8 M Iow b a bu!!e(
tliti us:h the shoulder.
TO litS CONCLUDED NEST WEEK.
Where Slate Pencils Come
From.
A")' Jne who has children,' and who,
uboul nrty times during a term, hears
KroiliUitS about their pencils, their break
ing or !)ss, will perhaps. be glad to know
that tin supply is just about inexhaustible.
There i: not the slightest danger that the
world ill ever want fr slate pencils. The
hind bhclt German ones huve been super
ceded f late years by the round white one
of clav slate. At the q nirry near Colle
ton, 't., about thirty-five workmen pro
duce )0,000 pencils daily, and it is pro
posed. o increase the daily output to 10',
000. The blocks when quarried urtf sawed
intD dices seven by twelve inches, split to
a thiil.ness of a half inch and sm lothed by
a phn.r, the block is placed under a semi
circluf knife and after having bcn turned
ove, the preicess is repeated. The result
is i fifty-seven inch pencil. A particle of
qmrU in the block would break all the
pe.cils. They are pointed by a .grindstone
tuned, hes rted and seut to market in box
e;of a hundred. . :
There is a tree in Jamaica ealleel the
.'life tree." the leavers of which grow
$Ve whH HOVOT.! fwwr lftllt. It
' buru-
, J( MA.ed yening
, poking up from a
fashion paper. "Depends cm what par
ty you belong to," replied his big
brother, "but it's usijr.llj- red on the
nose, black arouneltho eyes and dirt on
the hands. That's good party color for
alniottt nny caucus". If tu-kcyr.
Hay fever is Mr. Berber's ideal of
the superlative of human suffering.
rerchantv Mr. Beecher nevt-r ploughed
up an old pastuM field and run a fur
row stmifrht through an old stump oou
mining two uillion invisible yellow
jackets, aud the creek half a mile away
ami not a patch cf brush this side of it.
Iliiirh'y,
To clean and renew black siik, nse
Ouo quart of soft wtUY nd an kid
elove. lVil dtu to oue piut and then
pome the cotxls with a piece of soft
flannel aud iron on the wrong side while
it is damp, and the silk will bo as stiff
and glossy as new. For a ligh-colored
silk use a white-1
The Story of a Headlight.
A Thrilling EplHode in the Career of a
Union Pacljlc Conductor-
"Yes," said the conductor, biting off
the tip of a cigar and slowly scratching
a match on his kg. "I've seen a good
deal of railroa life that's interesting and
exciting in the twenty years that I've
been twieting brakes and slamming
doors for a living.
"I've seen all kinds of sorrow and all
kinds of joy seen the happy bridal
couple starting out on their wedding
tour yith the bright and hopeful future
Hnrn . them, aud the black robed
t .tin f ,
V- new-made
jrthe idol
rty rieiQ.
on tha same train, anu ionbrry laagh
of the joyous child is mingled witJL tha
despairing sigh of the aged. The greet
antipodes of life are familiar to the con
ductor, for every day the extremes of
the worh! are meetiug beneath his eye.
"I've mutilated the ticket of many a
blackleg and hamlled the passes of all
our most eminemt dead-heads. I don't
know what walk in -ifa is crowded with
more thrilling incidents than mine."
"Ever had any smash-tips ?"
"Smash-iips ? Oh yes, several. Xone
however, that might not have been
worie.
"There is one iucident in my railroad
life," continued the conductor, run
ning his tongue cnrefully over a broken
place in the wrapper of his cigar, "that
I never spoke of before to anyone. It
has caused rte more misery and wratch
edness than any one thing -&t has
ever happened to me in my official
career.
"Sometimes even now, after the lapse
of many years, I awake in the ni ht
with the cold drops of agony standing
on my face and the horrible nightmare
upjon me, with its terrible surroundings
as plain as on the memorable night it
occurred.
"'1' was running extra on the Union
Iaciiio for. a .conductor who was an oLl
-e&fiE bf.miflO, and who had gone south j
i gb;;; 'j pajf-past seven, as near
ijloug all comfortable one evening, with
a straight stretch ot track; aneaa tor
ten or niteeu mil.:c, running en time,
and every body feeling lip-top, as over
laud travelers do who are aeepiaiuted
with each other and feel congenial. All
at once the train suddenly slowed down,
ran in on an old sliding and stopped.
"Of course I got out and ran ahead
of the engine to ce what tho matter
was Old Antifat, the en peer, -had
gone down, and was em the main track
looking ahead to whe re, twinkling along
about six or seven miles dowu the road,
appf rcutly, was the heaellight of an ap
preiaehiug train. It was evidently 'wild,'
for nothing w.is due that we knew of at
that hour.
"However, wo had been miraemlously
saved from a frightf ul wreck by the en
gineer's watchfulness, and every body
went forward and shook old Antifat by
the hand and cried and thanked him till
it was the most affecting scene for awhile
that I ever witnesseel. It was as though
we had stopped at the very vefcge of, a
bottomless chasm, aud every boely was
,..-;,- oi- ,i,..j till it, was a kind of ,a
. .
cross between a : e- ial and a picnic.
"After we had we waited about half
an hour,. I should say, for the blasted
train to come up and pass us, ami ap
warentlv. she was no nearer, a cold,
clammy suspicion began to bore . itself
iuto the adamantine shell of my intel
lect. The more I thought of it the
more unhappy I felt. I almost-wished
thut I were dead. Cold streaks ran up
my back feillowed by hot ones. I wan
ted to go home. I wanted to be where
the hungry, prying eyes of the great,
fl,,siMn'ntT work-dilV WOrlel COlllel not
lttJ w
see me.
"I calletl Antifat t i one side and said
something to him, Me woreftlyto
himself and kicked the ground, and
looked at the headlight- still glimmering
iu the distance. Then he get on his
engine and I yelled 'All aboard !' Iu a
few momenas we were moving again,
and the general impression was that
the train ahead was side-tracked and
waiting for us, although there wasu t
a side track within twenty mile s except
the oue we had just left.
"It was I'ever exactly clear to the
passengers w here we pas'ed that wild
train, but I didn't explain it to 'them.
I was too much engrossed with my sur
ging thoughts.
"I never felt my owa inferiority so
i. i ,i;.i thut nieht. I never so
1UIICU aw " -- " , i
fnllv r. .ilizeil what a mere si eek man
SSd Ibe sUtT vault
of heaven apd considered its illimitable
space, where beyond and stretching on
and on forever, countless suns are placed
as centers, around which solar systems
are revolving in "their regular orbits,
each little world peopled, perhaps, with
its teeming millions of struggling hu
manity, and then other and mightier
systems of worlds revolving about these
systems till the. mind is dazed and aid.
dy with the mighty thought ; and then
when I compared all this universal
mignihYience, this brilliant aggregation
of worlds aud systems of worlds, with
one poor, groveling worm of the dust,
a little insignificent atom, only a poor,
weak, erring, worthless, fallible, blind!
groping railroad conductor, with my
raia peacefully side-tracked in the
' ii r J .
for the planet Venus to pas:
t iraifiir
,s litl'lt
main track, there was something about
Ihfe whole somber picture that has over
shadowed my whole life and made me
unhappy and wretched while others
were gay.
"Sometimes Antifat and myself meet
at some liquid restaurant and silently
take something in memory of our
great sorrow, .ijiit never mention
it. We never tear open old rankling
wounels or laugh over the night we po
litely gave the main track to Venua
while we stood patiently on the siding. '
-Boomer ing.
Josh Billings on Courting.
Courting iz a luxury, it iz sallad, it
iz ise water, it iz a beveridge, it iz a
pia s; ell of the soul. The man who
haz never courted hez lived in. vain ; he
haz bin a blind man among landskapea
and waterskapes ; he haz been a deff
man in the land ov organs, and by the
side ov murmuring canals. Courting
iz li e 2 little springs ov soft wa'er that
steal out from under a rock at the fut
ov a mountain, and run down the hill
side by side, singing and elancing and
spattering each uther, eddying and
kaskading, now hieling under bank,
now full ov sun, anel now full ov shad-
tier, till bimeby. the jine and then tha
go slow, I am in favor ov long courtiruj
it gives the jiirties a chance to find out
ereize,rmci iz jTti-eAr
merino lambs. Courting iz Jlke- if f&w-
berries anel cream, wants to be did slow,
then you git the flavor. I hav saw folks
git acquainted, fall in luv, git married.
settle down, and git tew work in three
weeks from date, This iz jist the wa
sum folks lam a trr.de, and akounts for
the great number ov almightey mean
mecliauicks we hav, the poor jobs tha
turn out.
Perhaps it iz best I shud state some
some gooel advise, to young men who
are about tew court with a final view
to. matrimony,' az it waz. In the first
place yung man, you want to get ynre
system nil rile, and then find a young
woman who is willing tew be coujted
on the square. The next thing iz tew
find out how o d she iz, which )u kan
do bi asking her, and sha wiU sa that
she is 19 years old, and this yu will find
won't be far from out ov the wa. The
next best thing iz tew begin moderate ;
say once every nite sin the week for the
fust six months, increasing the dose az
this patient seems to reqiu're it. It.j
a fust rate wa tew court the giri's mother
a leetle on the start, for there iz one
thing a woman never despizes, and that
iz, a leetle good courting, if iz dua
strick y on the souare. After the lust
year ju will begin tew like the bizzness.
Thare iz one thing I always adise, and
that iz not to swop fotographa of tener
than ouc3 in 10 daze, unless you forget
how the gal looks.
OkasionaJly ju want tew look sorry,
and draw in jure wind az tho you had
pain ; this win set the gal tew teazing
yuto And out what ails ju. Evening
meetings are a good thing to tend, it
will keep yure re igiouin tune, and then
if the gai happens to be thare, fc ac
cideuti shejcanjisk yu tew go hume
with her. As a general thin t wouldn't -brag
on uther ga s much when 1 waz
courting, it mite look az tho' yu knu
tew much. 1 f yu will court 3 years iu
this wa awl the time ou the square, it
yu don't sa it iz a leet'e the s ickest
time iu your li;'o, you kan kit measured
for a hat at lUj expense, aud pa for it
Don't court for muun.s nor buty, nor
relushuns, these things are just about
tz ousartiu as the kerosene ile refining
biasness, liab e tew git out ov repair
and bust af any miuit.
Queen Victoria invariably transact
her public busines between breakfast
and luncheon, and hardly once in a
month does she concern herseu wiia
j pnblic affair, at any other time.