The Gastonia ( D«Yol»d to Clio ProtMtlOB ot ( Uomo and Clio InCoroaCo Of ttao Vol. XIX. W&J-.ZJK3M&,.} Gastonia, N. C., February 17, 1808. GOOD STORIES IM CONGRESS. MUCH 1XU8EKEKT TO THE DE BATES. Aa*edate* T«U Tfcu Haln-Dn. HawUj OptaNl Ip lk« tod(U Ujr WrlntUut a Wad oa» A aval aka Civil ■avvlaaa—J*ka Allan Ha* Had* »■» Ob* agora Wlikail Wall I a* lad d«ia la lllaeinu* HI* Anaamil K»*l»aii»M« atito Tan a Had civil kanka Amo* J. ClinmJnn In Ckarlotn- Olamrrr. Wahiiiioton, Feb ft.—Geo. Joevpli R. Hawley, ol Connecticut, told the first story In debate lu the Senate chamber In the Fifty filth Coe green. It was moral civil service, lie said that while be was chairman of tl» Seost* committee on reform lu the civil service a dietiuguiabsd engineer officer took charge of an ImproveuMol to a barber on Ibe Connecticut shore. The eogineer wanted an able Inspec tor. A ctlliicD cable to him end said: “Now, colonel, here's the man for you. Fur tWMiy-flv* yean be has been cap tain of a tU)«ioer tuuulug from tbia harbor to New York. Ha la exactly what yoe waat, for be knows every sand hank and rock Id the harbor. ” The ooionel replied: “I should be greatly delighted to take him, for 1 know aomaUilng about him, liul Uie civil sen lot oommiuiou b*ve eeul me a vcboolmasur from Rhode Island." Oo tb* Min* day senator ixnlg* lorn a story of Labouchere. Lobby was at tasked to tbe House of Common* for reiaUiog a story llist wsa uelthei sew oor true, in reply, l*» eaid that "wimt bad boeo Haled ptlned blm very much He did not mind tb* Impugnment of hi* veracity, but when anybody said his siolies were not new It hurt bti feelings, because, while they might not bs true, be was sure they wrre new, a* ba made them all himself." u There wsro many good stories told n the floor of the Hooae in the tariff debate. John E. Kelly, of South Da kota, said tbat the periodical dears of tariff reminded bin of an old quack doctor. Tt*a quack visited a patient who was very sick, aud administered water gruel and bleeding lie eame back the next day, and found the pa tient worse, lie said tbat the brat treatment was to give blm muie water gruel, sod bleed blm again. Tbe next day be came and repralsd the do**. Tim fourth day Use patient waa dead. Tb* doctor said It waa a great shame that ha did uot get there In time to give blm eoulher dot* uf water gruel and to bleed him. Theta* W. dims, of Tennessee, grew facetious Id bl* speech. Ha said that soon after bia arrival in Oougreea be waa Introduced to tbe Speaker of the House. Ha told Mr. Herd that a* (he Tennessee river ran through hla dis trict be would like to go upon the corn mil tee on rivers aud harbors. Mr. Heed, with great gravity, turned to blm and drawled out, "flow big a steal do yon want." TSLUJCHT S TI1UI BHUKIKIXCM. OWB—Ml W. Jasper Talbert, of Rontb Carolina, turned out three good ramintsosoeea lo bis speeches. Tbs first occurred Id a ehuixb. where the pastor was discoursing about tbs ma jor and tbs minor prophets. He do ses u ted upon tli^gracd qualities of lbs major prophets ao long that many of the congregation west to steep. Among thorn was a good old ileacuu, over lu the amen corner. Haring fin ished with tbs major prophets the pas tor said that lie would labs up tha mi nor prophets. “Mow, brethren," said be, “here's the prophet Hoses. We will take btm up and disc ess Mm. Wbsre shall we put Uoaaa?" Just than tha good old deaooa awoke, aud rapt tod, ‘‘Hare, paslur, Hoars can take my eeat. I'm tired and worn out, and I’m gwtne home." Talbert* seoond story was concern ing ao Irishman sod a (toll trap. Tba Irtohmaa pat tha trap luto tha stream. It was open at both ends, and ha had left oat tba partition in tha middle. When some one asked btm why he bad both ends wide open, be replied. ‘‘Dlr ii or one of them can get away. I want to kstob lbum a-galo* aud a oomln'." His third story was to discussion of the financial situation. Mr. Talbert llleiirated U>e treatment of the farm ers by say lug that it reminded him of um ont men or oorn little Jononie took to the mill. The miller look Iho uu'.k of grata end toted It loto the mill. He erxl mixed the toll diab, end taking a little oorn from Ilia bag pat a koto tfala boar, and taking a little Bore out put It lalo that box. Littlejohn ole looked et the miller In natoniab meui. Ha thought he waa ataallug bla father’* oorn. Finally toe miller ralaed the aaek and emptied It Into tba hop per. Whin be threw lbe aaek on the floor little Jobuule grabbed it up aod ran off borne like a dear. The miller followed, bet could not Caleb up wtlb him. He bed to go back to *en about the corn la the hopper. Little Johnnie ran ao faat that lie fell braalhleM upon the plana. Ill* (altar aakad. "What’• tba matter, Johnnie?’’ aod Jobuole re plied, "Well, dad, tbet old non of a goo of a miliar baa taken every grata of yonr oora, aod ba care me a hall of a ebaae for tha aaek.” Men a tor William %. Maaon. ofllll oote, la hla apereb ou Cuba, told a new alary about I’rcaldcot Lincoln. Ha •aid that Lincoln waa drlrlog along tba Toed oue day, wheo ha cuddrom»n. John Ai'en never made but oue speesh without telling a story, lu the debate on tbe pension bill lie retailed two that are still uo their travels. The first was concerning a little Ueorgla girl whoa# prayer ha heard as lie was coming to Washington. After praying for bar father and mother, brothers aud sisters, the preacher, the Sunday school teacher, and tbe heathen (he coolluaed: "Aud now, ob. Lord, take good care of yuuisslf, fur you koow you and McKinley are all we have to de pend ou, and It don’t look Ilka Mo Ktuley is golDg to do anything for ua.” The aroood story was concerning u blue sod gray reunion In Missouri. A Confederate and a Federal soldier be came chummy. They rrcslled tbs war tunes aud were enjoy tog tbemeelvea In great shape In a saloon. The Fed eral thumped tbe Confederate on tbe beck end said: “Well, Johnnie, we (ought on separate sides la ths war, but if another war' comes we will be found under the ease old flag, slioul drr to shoulder, fiahtlng together for our government,” The Confederate replied: “Well, we’uns will, but you'una won’t,” This rolled the Fed era!, who Hid: “Why do you say that we won’t be fighting ujder the obi flag togetherf" ‘ Wliy, you’oot can’t fight.” tbe Confederate replied, “ami we’una mo. The pension tolls show that yoo’uns were ell dlaabled.’’ Cialosha A. Glow told as exceeding ly interesting bat not an amusing story concerning Pnwblent Lincoln daring the wer. “I went te see him,” l>e nld. “about the appointment of k jndge in one of the Territories. Mr. Lincoln made a memorandum of tbe matter. Not long afierward. aa I en tered the execotive chamber, he said: ‘Mr. Bneaker, l meant to appoint your friend to that judgeahlp, bat a woman came Id here with nine small children and one at the breast and pleaded tbe bread act on iue and breaded me out or It.’ I said very wall, Mr. President If there la anybody aeedlag considera tion and oo-operation rrym Itie gov ernment it Is the Unlou * men in the Insurrectionary Suits This was one of such cases. A family bad been <1 riven out became of their Union een 11 menu. 'Out Mr. Speaker. ’ aald rmjtlent Lincoln, 'let me lake the name again; I will attend to the mat ter.' He went to his (Ilk hat, filled With papers, aed began to fumble over them, remarking: 'You may think tbla a queer way of doing thlogs. ‘Yea, Mr. President,' I replied. ‘If your uat should Mow off la the street wils secrets might be scattered.’ Iln look out a paper ou which be pat down tbe dim. “Mow.’ he said, ‘i will at tend lo the matter wbea It cotaea round,’ and he did so. From that day to the present,” said Mr. Urow, “I have beta always asking myself the question, Wby should the President, of tbe United Slates be required to spend hla time and strength listening to applications for subordinate posi tions under tbe government ?” Oman noon stokibs told. U sores W. Faria, of Indiana, opened hie budget In tbe civil servloe aelre. Me said that there was a merchant In hla district who was (sleeted to taka an Inventory of a slock of merchandise !u a legal proceeding. Re rams acmes four gross of socks and write them in the appraisement *‘«ua.” A friend called hts atlMitloe tell nod he re plied: “Oh. ye». them In something wn.ug there, ain’t there y I see It." U« leok bis pen a second time aed wrote Ike word '-sexes." Frank II. Clark, of Mew Hampshire, i bo snuurmur ef ex-Coegrmsmao lin ker. r mated laagbter and apple use by mailing an Incident la Urn Ills of a bird. A man who kept a bird More waa celled upon cue day by a tUm noerer who wanted to buy a parrot. He Inquired: "D-d-d-do you k-Vkeep p-p-p-parrole f» Tbe atorekeeper re plied that be did, and abowvd him mine from which ha made a eelection, lie then naked: "ll-ccao thla one t-l t-lalkf ” "Well,” anewered the atorekeeper, “If ha oouldo’t talk bet ter than you nan I would kill him.” (rrorre H. White, of North Carolina tbe ouly oo lured member of Uoog reel, gave lilt vlewa of the civil <ue shouted." “Yea,” auawemi the Irish mao, "but, faith, I am trying to tache him thare’a punishment after death." U«»W IT mcu TO OK Vitl l.'UTRD. A Umrlfilaa ml It IkU WUJ laOrMt luv rrufili Waal Tow. Taiilcr'' lo AOiitiiIo Ouiana. Dear reader, were you ever the sole proprietor of a large aud infldqplial "vaoeiuau?” Hare you ever sprawled out at hour* as yon tried to dim a com fortable position for au arm that waa uoal in ana to au rlephanl’s leg 1 llaa your body been made, aa it were, au auditorium tor ’goose bump*" to assemble In spasmodic couveullou, dis appearing aa quickly as they oome, aud leaving you vac 11 time a little more nu cu 10(01 table f Tbeae questions, It should be mid, are for Uiose who have bees vaccinated 00 the arm. About tire other way 1 have uo Information, out It la pratty safe. If you see a young woman walkiug with a limp, to bet that Urn doctor cut no akin ou Her ana. I know a fefioar wlio wauted to be 011 tneaafo aide aud who therefore In* yoked the aid of a pbyMciau, who In serted a aloe, pretty, new knife blade under the skin Juat far vnongti to In duce a few drop* of rich, red blood to flow. This operation did not oeuse the vaocieea lo topple over—as la said to have beej the oaas wliea some uni formed young men were "fixed" re ceotly. Toe lioodou article wae then put lu circulation, and tire hero of the ad veal are weal bis way. He scarcely felt tho hurt then. O, wbat a differ ence next week ! Gently and closely be watched the gridiron on Ids arm sight end morning, aa the florist watches bis Icnderest plant. He had abuut ooududrd that the stuff was uot going to ’’lake" when one doe morn ing lie awoke to dud that he bad au angry arm, which Increased la elx* aud anger steadily. Besides tills, bit Interior apparatus got turned around and these things that once Oiled him with pleasure were now Dead Sea fruit. He tried to shut hit vyes and laugh off bla ill feeling, but this put hie head to bussing, aud he Anally went to bed, relluqolsblug the argu ment and allowing the vaccinate to proceed In luoan formal way. Had lie growo all over in proportion as that arm grew he would haw bean eight f«et tall aud Ills weight would have been pounds. But be knows all about vaccination. Frank Sherwood was down town tn da>, tint Arm time alnoe be had liis tutnle with cholera luoiboa. lie saya he drove thirty tnltva after tie was taken, nnd naver came to Dear dyUg iu hit life. After this when ha goes out III lha country lie will Urke a bottle of Chamberlain's Cotie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Kemedy with liltn. — Mla auan Valley (Iowa) Tina*. For Min by J. K. Carry St Co. "^re»e IkMS Ilea Ikrlf Mevlta. ledlaeapole Journal Uncle, which brawl of olitokana la Utv best?'’ •■Welt, aab, de while ooea la de easi est found.Had the dalik one la the easi est lild after you gila dem.” In a recent letter from Washington O. C , lu an old friend, Mrjnr U. a' HrudM. for twenty year. United tkate. Coh-nil at Singapore, says: "While at Muliwi I bw«n» «rijU4iiU«d «rlUi m ImtmAAt kuiivti M« UtiA Wdn-Wklli AttiMlIiw ■ HalM Mkwl ■* Fall *■ Um With „ BMBltral Pal* Pna* »«l Married IT*r. nitl Arp In AUnma COMtltutkiri. I’nnuoU of Indian hiatory liava accumuUttd upon a* of lata and aa they ooueern the Craaka and Clierokaaa and are of * romantic character, I noa ml rained to record them. Three two liibaa ara our Indiana and make jp a chapter in tbe history of tleor* «'■, Alabama and Kaat Teaeaesee. North Ueorgu waa eapralally tba home ot tba Cbarokeea, for their chiefs lived near Home aa far bock kk we bare their Ijlii'ry, and tba Craaka, of Mua* codecs, iia they are mere properly called lived aoutb ot the Tallapoosariver. Tbeee tribe* aia not to bo deseed with •»»a«aa. for they wen of a bldhsc frad«, and but foi tbs greed of tba wblta man would no doabt bare oon ttuued lo advance In eJvlIiiailoo and refinement under the laed of auob o»>l*a aa Rosa. Kldgr, Boudluol and Molatoali. ^^»«rybody la familiar with the atory of PooahonUa. Ixing fellow wrote a beautlfnl atory about Hmwutha and William B. Bleb •rda penned aaveral pretty iegenoa about tb« Indian girl* of TaUalah Fallii, and a<> 1 will tall the atory of Jubo Kidg* aod Boodloot M fflT**, wlioae grandfather waa a Suoloti refugee naiued MeDouald Thu writer. Mra Will lam*, trace* her lineage back to tbe cam# MeDouald tme. Her mother waa a daaghtei of William Day, who married Agnee Mo Donald. Mr*. William* would Ilka to learu more about Koaa aod ala parent* and hope* Ihia publication may attract the attention of aim* on# wbo can In form her. Aim now CO COM a marked oopy of b Now York paper called BabbaUi Read me. lu which John Knee, a too of tba old cbirf, appeals for presobnr* and taecbera to couie out to tue Ctvrokea ■anon and help to educate and train the children In thv Obaristlan faith, aud etpeelully to loach them In their Monday tobooJa This appeal 1* dated Dceeinber, 1807, and Mr, Boas’ ad drea* la Na 101 Gold street, New 1 ork. And bore li the Vinlu Trader, an aUe paper, pohliihad lu the nation, aud contain! General Andrew JsCk •ou's Uttar to the Cherokee chiefs, written In 18W, end which urge# them to acoept tbe term* of the Ireety and to move at once bo the territory me tigturd to them. Aud almost by the seme mail eomei an interesting and beautifully written •ketch of the present condition of tbe Mutcngaei (or Creeks). It is written by Mr. W. VY. Ramsay, of Maryville, Mo., a gifted and scholarly gsollrmeu who Is dreply interested in lodlto affaire Other fragments have Come to me and if 1 do not abridge sod oom pile and have them published iq your paper, much valuable history of these Indians will be forever lost. But to the story— “la 1817 ■ foreign mission mbool was established at Cornwall. Conn. It was a charity aobool for ledlan* main ly, though there ware some white pu pils there sod anm* defrayed thrtr own expenses, Btudent* from several In dlao tribes were there to aoqulra tbe EnglUli language nod a rudimentary education. Bom* white children also acquired the Indian language and went oat as missionaiM* to the tribes. Be rtie* the Chippewa* and Choctaws nod Oberokees. 1 remamber there ware two froiu the Smdwloli Islands. "Mr. Diggett was the Bret prtnetpsl of the school and Mr. Andrew* the laet. Every May thsee was « public exhibition and tlw Indian boys spoke no the singe, Bret in their own lan guage and then Id our*. They were genteel and greeoful In their oratory. They sang aonp In their native tongus. »n waving tlivir hands In har mony with tba musk. Tliey were nevtc allowed to co beyond tlw limits or Into pnnpl**s houses without Invita tion. When they visited ns w* laid aside our work nod eoieruioed them. " Among ihrM ituaenu »m• Oom okee youth named John Ridge, Hie eoo of i nliinf— a vary noble young mao, of due farm and feature* end a perfect gen He man 10 bl* tnaonera and deport ment. for two year* he waa uQioted with hip dleeane. While ha boarded at Hr. Northrop'* and Mr*. Northrop had tha ear# of him. aomatlmt-a her daughter Sarah, a aweat and lovely girl, waited upou him. One day Dr. Gould, who «*■ U>y oooalu, aaId to Mr. Northrap; "John I* about well He lie* do phyaloal dlaeaaa about him and need# no more madldae, but Ua la la trouble and yoo hail better Qod out what la tbe matter.’ ‘ 'That afternoon while Sar*l> waa •way her mutber took bar knitting end •ant to Mt and tall «lfh John. While there aho took nottaa of hU malaeoholy end begged bim to toll her what troub led him m mnoh of late. At flrnt lie denied having any aorrow, hut being prvevod told bar that lm loved Sarah and knew tlutt be aonld never marry her, for ba Wngaa Indian. 'Ilavey.iu rvr-r mentioned it t** Sarah ?• aba naked. 'ff,i,'a.ilJ b**, 'I dura not, taut Hnw o-iuld I balp loving lier y " Wbeo Srrab oamehm»e bar mother •aid: 'Sarah, do you hivej.hn HMg»r 'Yev, I d -; ta sbar,' »he arid. Thru oaiun Hi* family Irnubh-. Mr. North rap nt one* too* Surah to her grand parent* la New Haven and bmgad them to wean Sarah from her Indian lover-to give partlev and lutroduoe bee to aloe yweng m««. which they did bet it wa* all In eeie. She rnnaalnad there three mouths and termed tabs pining stray la allaat grief. liar par ents became alarmed and brought bar hoax. Wbai waa to ba done, far It would bo an awful thing for 8amb to merry him. At a last retort Mr. Northrop told John GUdge to go boas and stay two years, and If ba got eo> tlrrly well be might sums back and marry Sarah. Ha did ae and wban tba tinea waa out .came back aoeompanlsd by bla father. Major Ridge, the chief of the CherotMe. They traveled to princely ityle and ware handsomely drawer!. 1 remember that Major Qidgcla ooat wee trimmed with gold laoa. "John and Sr fell were married aad went to tba Cherokee nation to Uvo. but aot ae miaelooariee. for John bad to visit Washington quite often to trenwtet baatnese far tba tribe. Sarah bed servants to wait npoa bar and lived Ilka a princess In n tirgetwo story dwelling, “Not long after this the little towo of Corn well bad soother tumult tad great exoltemmt ease Into Ke eootel life There waa foyer beat wban It was announced that Kilts Boudloot, who waa John Midge’s oouota, was about to marry Harriet f.ouid, tba fairest end beef, educated girl la all that region. She was tba nearest per (rollon of eny girl 1 aver knew. She was the Idol of tba family. Bar broth ers and slaters had all married Into the decal families In the country sad all lived well. Kindred earns from neigh boring town* to intercede with Har riet. Minuter* called a ad pleaded, but ell Id vain. She declared ah* would (marry hi a and go with him to til* people ead be a mtmionery. "Harriet1* graateat dlalree* wae the meeting with bar brother Stephen, who wae naareet bar eg* and devoted be bar. Sho feared U would brut hit bean. When he cam* cite bar it into tier* and refuted to eee him. He went away and did uot attend U>e wadding, but after it was over he came, aad the nest morning he waited upon Umm at broahfnat. and teamed Id • meaiure reconciled. Bat lie oould not eee them married. Bondi not wae a wry hand eomeman. Ho had a charming Voice and was a splendid singer. He was a very brave and fearlaa* man, fur Um rough* of the town bad ewom that ha should never on nor into it alive, aad if be did, he eiiould never go out alive, but they were awed by hie pretence. "An a result, however, of tbaaa two ia«rriai{ew the Cornwall million tehool was dieoontinnad. "Oood(not and bis alfe went to the Cberekae nation, where two ohildren were born to them. Colonel Oould visited them there and wae wall pleated with their turruu'idlDga, tor Uaqr lived near by to Sarah Hide* and their chil dren were all happy together and both families bad all the ootnfort* of Ufa aad many of I la lasuriee. The two Cornwall girls bad ohoiao moat excel lent husband* and bad not regretted their oboloe. ‘ ttoudinot luugbl aoliunl a white at Maw Bctiota and published an Indian nawtpapar (Maw Robot* U near Oal-1 bowo, In Uardoo county). After the removal to Urn territory, In 16SS, Ridge and B>odlnnt lived nboat a mile apart. Sarah had tliraa children mad Harnett tlx. bat died ill giving birth to the I net. Houdloot then west to ■ Vermont end married Harrlatt'acooela • and aha went to the territory with: him. After hia itasaaetaaiiou aba re turaad to Cornwall and the children want with her and war* distributed among their mother's kindred, and were highly educated auil mingled la aoelal eqoallty with the while people.” The remalodt of Ilia narraUve aa written by Mra. Taylor and copied for me by Mra. Olbba’ relate* to tbe atory of -the aaaaasl Ballon of Major Ridge and .fobn Bldge-and Elias Boadlaot, of wbloh I hava told your raaders In a former letter and will not repeat It now. Boudinot’a real Indian name waa Kutto-kee-nab, bat whtla at ecbool at Cornwall attracted tbe atten tion of Ellai Boadlaot, a Philadelphia philanthropist, wbi adopted him and gave him his name and toft him a large togusyln hia will. Hi* son, Elias C. Bo0(1 loot became dUUngti'ahed la the nation. Re was born iu Vanns Allay, osar Rome, Da., In 1SSS. and died three years ago at Fort Smith to Ar fcumii. P. A—A friend write* oomplaialng )y and want* to know why I antd in my last totter that KtooawaU Jack too was not ao "bravo" a seen aa Lea. I dirt not any it. 1 said ao broad a man, but tho types got on a bonder sad mad* It brave, and they also made Was. Wirt Van Wart, and they made pro last out or profort ead they jumbled uo things gaaarally. ckwtartaMM OmiS MaMjf Always Wh ileal. There are no belter medicines oo tbe marks* Ilian Chamberlain's We hare nmd the cough Itemndy ifbeo all otltsrs felled, and In every Instance It pram] effectual. Almost daily we bear Um Tirluos of Chamberlain '* re mediae ra te I led by Ihosa wbo Item uted them. Tula is not an euipiy pair, paid for at so much a Ho*, bat la voluntarily gltra In good faith, la the bops that suffering humanity may try tbeee rem edies ana. like tbe writer, be benelted. —Pram tbe Qtanrllle (W. Vn.) Path flndor. For eels by 1. X. Carry * Oo. I nnieinu mn. mil Irik* an human ageocle*. controlled by ml 1th, aapirlog, if Mi grasping aw, corporation* omanit wrong*, eometlmm gran wrong*, dodo Li dividual* For imb often#** lUio om ■honld be punished last a* tbe other ought to be, aad by Um same Jo at trt huual, baaeitly administered. But wliere political luountebenka emneii to toako general erowaK on Important ittUnau. oorporato or otherwlee, jaat to havo a “campaign Imuo,” to priratoor personal malloe, aa le the earn la the preatnl cr u*«d* a certain corporation In Ula._... aad done, too, to divert altaatioa from the other crime# agaJaat public deooocy and good govern maot, It la UaM lor tbe people and UM pmm to trank eat. Ta# object of Hemal) and Butler in their tom-toro performance about oor poraUoae i* w*U ondaratoad. They loe m wall aa'other* that the people whom they ee :groedy;dmHnad latte last election will not approve or oven eoudoB* the wicked admtatetratkm they hove put upoa tbe State, from the lowaahlpa. to.Ui* SUU capMol. Extravagance, corruption, eminlal. negro domlaatton ie what the people now know to be Um ootooeM of Bow aeU-BuUeriem. Thee* thing* wlU ba , oondstnued vbwwar tbo people one cat tolhe,.polls. Jk to to, direct the I people from these things (hot the oo-1 sleugbt to mode oo eoatracte, oa cor porations la general aad one or two to pactiealsr, by tbe Qevenior w4 bio crafty yokefellow In Use a spate lotto ! imainoee. It wore time the people oed the prase worn eppktagjoot ta thunder too so. aad lolling the truth, and tbe whole teutb. Mo one not a frtoad of KoaeoU, or Bailor, or both, or wbo does act hope to reap oosae nwardtlrote or through bJth, wHt utter lbs or? of '■tool of corporation!" or “monopoly organ" against those wbo hare tbo oourags to sued up and denoauoe born h/poorley wherever It to round, or Uo twin, brother tu evil, Hassell-HaUartom. It Is not every one wbo cries “Lord, Lord" wbo U uutiotbe interest ol some corporal loo or wbo Is the inemj of ttoseeil HoUertem. It to this die honest deaUug a lib Um people that bsi brought tbe Stole and tbo ooaatry to lie proteut unsettled coudltlua— which bee permitted tbeSUtoto be oontrolled by its present rulers. Shys ter* hare boon permitted to get la their potaoaone work—now tot the bvoeot press eud people talk straight from tbo ebontder aad the evil will be rowed tod. THE MK4IIW MW**. Bmm T«k *Mm. WM Weal w MM kMtwasrrx, InUaM. Cloltu Kesurd. Our reader* remember ibe romantic m»rrl»ge last tall of Mr. James Gil Uam, of Uila township, Ui a widow from Sew York, who bad adrsetlaed In a newspaper for a husband. Wall, jost aa might have been expected, tbla r>msnWc marriage bas ended la a *ap araltoe, tor on last Tuesday, tin. GlUtam returned to her Northern home. Aud there was quite a ooa traat between lier earning aad going— bet wean tier arrival aad departam. Wtiea ebe arrived hare Mr. UUUans with all tbe joyoaaocea of aa expectant groom, met bor at Meueura aad aa oorted bor from there to tbla plaoe. and hired a carriage to take her to hia borne, about tbraa ml lea from barm. Bat whoa aba departed aba walked alone from bis hotua to thin place. aamoHsaonm »WMS». Bolton Traveler. Tba latest Harvard staderita' joke In to ooocaal a largo number at alarm Nooks about a Inctore-rooro so that they would “burr” own after the other during aa address by a popular profes sor. The Harvard idea of humor la wonderfully developed. Jwlre 0men at Union Omit. I cannot uoderataad why the lentil wllMM who ndmlta htr ibniM sbonld bo dtabeliovrd ud Um allnk-toaguad •bo. porbo|w bar dnatroyw, aod known to bo guilty of MOb or!mm, la baUavad. aad proven a good obanatar. There la aotMag Joat m good as Or. Klag“» How Dboorary tor Oonaang Uod, Uougba aod (.Wda, to demand H Md do not permit tba doaJar to aaU yoa auom auMUtoU. Ho will not elolm thoro la anything Doctor, Dot la ofltor to ouko toon profit bp may claim oomottling dm to b« Joat aa good. Yow want Or. King'* Kaw Diooorary booaoaa yon know Ik to ho oato aod ret In Wo, and guaranteed to do gnodor money refunded. Kor Cowgbo, IJold*, Cunaumptlnn and tor aD atan Uoaa of Throat. Cheat and Longa, ^ notWag an good aa to fir'. J00*^ T^tol bottto fcoa at J. K. Carry A Cola Drag Mtoiw. Begutar atm oo oeota aodllOO. “Woods Good 2 ji I l '!