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Health
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What I* bur Most Valuable
Possession?
The most valuable possesion in
the world today cannot be bought
with money. Its price is above ru
bies and diamonds and yet many
Who possess it carelessly squander
$t or throw it lightly away?
“What is this talisman?” you
ask. It is health. After it is gone,
even though you were as rich as
Croesus you could wander over the
earth in search of this lost treasure
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Millions use 8TANBACK for the
discomforts of a common cold .. .
as wall aa to relieve simple head*
echos, neuralgic and muscular
aches and pains. Test STAN BACK
yourself . . . tablets or powders
.. . against any preparation you've
ever used.
f "Suffered 7 years,
j-then I found Pazo
brings amazing relief!
my* Mr. M. W., Lot An tele*. Calif.
•Speed amazing relief from miseries of
sunple piles, with soothing Pazo*! Acts
•to relieve pain, itching instantly—soothes
inflamed tissues—lubricates dry, hard*
toed parts—helps prevent cracking, sore*
swss—reduce swelling. You get real com*
farting help. Don't suffer needless torture
from simple piles. Get Pazo for fast, won*
skrful relief. Ask your doctor about it*'
Suppository form—also tubes with per*
located pile pipe for easy application.
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but you might never find it again.
Without health you cannot attain to
your highest usefulness, neither can
you be happy. Genius without
health can seldom reach the pin
nacle of true greatness, for dis
ease preys upon the vitals of its
victims as the fabled vulture upon
the liver of Pometheus when he
was chained helplessly to a great
rock.
The ancient Greeks attained to
the highest degree of intellectual
and physical development of any
nation on earth. One of their say
ings was "Know thyself,” but to
know one’s self is to know the laws
of health and such knowledge if
properly used will bring about a
realization of the old motto "mens
sans incorpore san,” a sound mind
in a sound body.
Remember that God who created
us, has written His laws in let
ters of blood upon the fleshy tab
lets of our bodies, just as surely
as He traced with His own finger
the decalogue upon the two ta
bles of stone; consequently, when
we misuse and abuse our bodies
we are breaking His laws and must
reap the consequences of ill health,
disease, and suffering.
Many foolish people spend the
first half of their lives in com
plete disregard of these laws. Some
of them habitually overeat, oth
ers guzzle large amounts of al
cohol without a thought of the in
jury that they inflict upon their
minds and bodies. Still there are
others who are so intent upon mak
ing money that they burn the
candle at both ends and are sur
prised to find some day that-health
is gone and the money that was
accumulated at such a price can
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bring no pleasure to its possessor.
These law-breakers, if they sur
vive, must all pay the price of
their disobedience in shortened
lives, pain and suffering.
“Nor wealth, nor honor, pomp
nor power, can give the heart one
happy hour, if health is gone. Be
oftimely wise, with health, all
thought of pleasure flies.’’
5 Minute Aid For
Sore Piles
In 5 minutes, Chinarold starts giving
wonderful, soothing, cooling relief for re
curring burning, itching and pain of
gimple piles. Quickly soothes and softens
dry, hard, cracking parts for happier days
and more restful nights. Ask druggist for
Chinarold. Money back guarantee.
FASTEST KNOWN RELIEF
FOR GAS ON STOMACH
THANK HEAVENS 1 Moot attack* u* Kid
Indigestion. When it strikes take Bell-ana
tablets. They contain the fastest-acting
medicines known to doctors for tha relief
of heartburn and gas. SOS refunded if not
satisfied. Send empty carton to Boll-ant*
Orangeburg. N. Y. Got B«U-ans today. JB*.
Getting Up Nights
If worried by too frequent, burning or
itching urination. Getting Up Nights.
Backache, Pressure over Bladder, or
Strong Cloudy Urine, due to minor Kidney
and Bladder Irritation, ask your druggist
about usual prompt, palliative relief from
CY8TEX. 900 million CYSTEX tablets used
In past 25 years prove safety and success.
Don’t waste tune. Ask druggist for
CYSTEX under money-back guarantee.
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flashes,” nervous tension, irri
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types of functionally-caused
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tests by doctors, Lydia Plnkham's Com
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Surely you know that Lydia Plnkhdnm
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You know what It haa done lor other*/
But do you know what It will do tor
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the relief of tension, “dashes and Irri
tability It so often brings at such times!
Before another day has passed, try
Lydia Plnkham's Vegetable Compound
or new, improved Tablets with added
Iron ... and discover how much easier
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Younger women and girls—suffering
from functional pains, monthly cramps
and distress of menstruation — usd
Plnkham’s wonderful toot It contains
no pain-deadening drugs/
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INTELEIGRAM
Check the correct word.
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giving Day. I
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drum. I
3. A baby elephant is called a (foal) (calf). I
4. A baby beaver is called a (kitten) (bea). I
5. A baby camel is called a (foal) (calf). I
6. Brazil (is) (is not) larger in area than the U. S. I
7. Julius Caesar (did) (did not) conquer Britain. I
8. A Kanaka is an (Eskimo) (Hawaiian). , I
19. The Cape of Good Hope is in (Africa) (South I
America). * ■ . I
10. Croutons are (food) (feminine hair styles). I
Check your answers! scoring “yourself 10 points tor each I
correct choice. A score of 0-20 is poor, 30-60, average; I
70-80, superior; 90-100, very superior. I
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