I <=:Y\ewd - journal tL "UL11 KZ9 E3 t CT C NATIONAL NEWSPAPER " association ASSOCIATION Published Every Thursday at Raeford, N.C. 28J76 1H W. El wood Avenue Sub*crip? WWII"! It's a Small W orld | hy Bill Lindau Feller w ho is usually cheerful was looking depressed one morning. "What's the matter?" a col league asked. "It's my wife." he said glumly. "She treats me like a dog." "What makes you say that?" the other asked. "The other night I came hpnie late from a poker game. It broke up a lot later than I thought. She was waiting for me when I got home. And vou know what that woman did?"' The sad man sighed and said: "She batted me across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper." * ? ? Since last Wednesday was St. Patrick's Day, here's one about an Irishman whose quick thinking saved him from the same kind of brute strength and awkwardness at the hands of his w ife. Paddy's wife had finally gotten fed up with getting him out of jail for fighting after he got drunk. He never did fight when he hadn't been drinking that fighting liquor. She also got tired of having to get up in the wee hours and fetching him from the home of a friend, who didn't have room for a sudden guest, especially, an inebriated one. So she extracted a promise from Paddy: he would never drink again. Paddy kept the promise, and the weeks went by. and Mrs. Paddy became a stranger to the town jail and to Paddy's friends' places. But one night Mrs. Paddy was passing by a local pub when she happened to glance in. and there she saw Paddy at the bar with a glass in his hand. Immediately, she stormed in. her face menacing with red fury. Paddy, shocked, looked at her and explained quickly. "I just stopped in for a glass of water, darlin'." he cooed. Mrs. Paddy snatched the glass from his hand, sniffed it and sipped it. "That's whiskey." she snarled. Paddy's eyes bugged out. his mouth opened, he looked upwards, then he looked at his wife, and in a tone tilled with awe. he whispered: "Begorra! A miracle!" * * * While waiting to see someone in an office in Raeford the other day. 1 noticed a little sign on a bulletin board. It bore a cartoon of Snoopy and Charlie Brown sitting on a street curb. Under it were the words: "Doing a good job in a place like this is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. "It makes you feel warm. But nobody notices." ? * ? Seriously speaking... President Reagan w as quoted in an interview as saying some chiseler used his food stamps to buy vodka. That one must have been fed to him by one of the anti-food-stamp people. It's highly unlikely, though noth ing is impossible, that any liquor store, or general store selling liquor would accept food stamps even in partial payment. Liquor stores aren't licensed to accept food stamps, and the others would risk losing the right, and the profit therefrom, to accept food stamps tor a year it they were caught accepting food stamps to sell so much as halt a pint of alcohol. Yes. Virginia, there are people out there enforcing the rules gov erning the use of food stamps, though they get no nationwide publicity. The same is true of the enforcers of rules governing taking payments for public assistance of all kinds, including unemployment. In recent weeks, in Hoke County alone. District Court judgments were issued against people accept ing unemployment and other public assistance payments they were not eligible to accept. They were given sentences suspended on condition they make restitution of the illegal payments to Social Services. Periodically, before those recent weeks, convictions of such viola tions and the penalties for the violators have popped up in the ( Hoke court records. And besides the pros on Social Services Department staffs there are neighbors who catch violations from time to time. For one ex ample. one department got a call that a man was getting tood stamps but his family was no bigger than the caller's and his job paid a lot better. The department investigat ed. found a violation, and the violator had to make restitution for < the ineligible receipts. Maybe some do get away with welfare chiseling, but the record shows it's risky to try. Probably not all have been or will be caught. But it's not for lack of Social Services trying. And many are caught, and this may be a deterrent for others. The amount of chiseling and abuse of welfare payments also has been exaggerated, as Marion { Smith, director of the Randolph County Department of Social Ser vices. found out. Several years ago. wearied by charges of one or another county commissioners that people were using their welfare money to buy beer and liquor. Smith did a thorough investigation. When he was finished, he report ed at the next commissioners' ^ meeting of the 1.500 Randolph families getting public assistance checks, only one person was found to have bought alcohol with welfare money -- a six-pack ot beer. And that violation brought a penalty. Smith also had been hearing the regular comments that a lot ot able-bodied people were living off welfare and not even looking tor jobs. ^ Next time that remark was * uttered. Smith turned to a commis sioner and told him that he was glad he mentioned that, because he had a bright, educated young woman on welfare, she needed a job. but she'd been turned down everywhere she went. Maybe the commissioner would hire her. Sure, the commissioner said. . She had just one difliculty. ( Smith added, caused by gland trouble. She weighed 300 pounds. Well, the commissioner stam mered. he'd be glad to give her a job. But he just didn't have anything open in his office right now. he said. That's what they all tell her. Smith said. The critics of the welfare system can find enough real (though correctable) defects in the system 4 without indulging in misleading, generalized exaggerations. Letter T o The Editor Editor, The News-Journal I am writing this letter as an appeal to all motorists and espe cially truckers to help the North Carolina State Highway Patrol aid stranded motorists on our high ways. The well-publicized incident of a young woman stranded all night on 1-40 outside Raleigh presents the problem. Now. I am in receipt of a letter from a woman in New Bern who was stranded for more than four hours on U.S. 70 the night of February 8 She writes: "May I remind you that I sat in the same spot for over four and one-half hours on the side of a heavily traveled highway. I kept my flashing lights on for the entire time. Although many cars passed, no one would stop. Several times I turned on the headlights and stood in front of them so that the passing motorists could see that it was a 5*1", 100-pound woman who needed help. Still no one stopped." After the incident involving the young woman on 1-40 the State Highway Patrol reinstated a 24 hour patrol policy with special emphasis on interstate highways in the state. The intention is to see to it that these limited access high ways are monitored in the late night and early morning hours. There are. however, more than 75.000 miles of roadways in this state, and the Patrol is spread very thin in trying to monitor them on a 24-hour basis. There is no way to cover every mile. It we are to conic to the aid of every stranded motorist, which is the goal of the Patrol, we are going to need the help of all our citizens. If you sec a motorist stranded along one of our highways, please g '.o the nearest telephone and call the | local State Highway Patrol head quarters or local law enforcement agency about the .motorist. If you have a C.B. radio in your vehicle it would be so easy for you to report a stranded vehicle to a base and ask for the report to be relayed to the Patrol. When we were growing up in North Carolina, this was a state of good neighbors. Everyone helped a j person in need. That's the way we were brought up. The story of the Good Samaritan in the Bible is most important. We must not become a state of strangers in such a hurry that we can't even report a stranded motorist on our highways. The next time you see a stranded motorist, help. Sincerely, Heman R. Clark 4