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IN
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Iudependence lay lias conic;
Squtjak Hie life ami beat the drum t
Ia-1 the fattest be bled
Ami quick twlwt off the inosfer'H hi'.ldl
11 tlie ciiuutiiiu ofT with vim.
Boom! Tumi r'u.zle IiiiiiI Initio 1'hnl
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OURTH'MUIiY
RY Jr JU CONNELLY.
Capv right, by American Press A;ori:tiou
Ibisiness Uk me out t California a
(Mii.le of years before the Transconti
nental rail mail was o-ened. and, after a
fortnight in Sum Francisco, 1 found it
would lie necessary for me to away
up towiirtl tiie imrtlif rn -inl of the state
to examine Home li draiilie iiiinin;; ro
ert) . in wtiirli iartieH h.nn I represent
ed had an intercKt. Of rourse, I kept
my ohjwt t myself and passed for sim
ply a "tenderfoot" vaguely "prosjicH'tiii
around for an oeninK." Day after day
1 rode on the lxx of i'it stae with tlie
driver, whom 1 conciliated with burnt
oil. rins and lihatious ci.ti and hra;i-dy-and
from wliom in return I i;it not
a little useful and entertaining in
foriiialion. One al'tci ikmhi, w I i iK we
were slow Iv toiling up the steep slope of
a mountain, he remarked:
"There'll le ir real loins in Jiiiler."
1 thought he must he dreaming, though
hin eyes were wido oen and he kept
rli kin the otT w heeler uieehanicallv.
On the Fourth." he added al't. r a
pause.
"Indeed!" I reminded, interrogative
ly, amused and curious as to the course
his fancv was taking.
"Yes.' he went on. "goin' to have a
bham battle: Americans and I t it ish: and
wiml up with a dance. Abner Jhut
(H'henie l it all out. I'eople comin' from
Kft v tuiles 'round to take a hand in."
1 soon found that Si Hahs.iiii, the
driven was talking of mundane and not
jilanetary affairs, and that the Jupiter In
meant was a little settlement, up amon
the mountains, started orinally as a i
mining camp, but now the promiu
center of an agricultural community, i
While he was telling iue about it we j
came to-a fork in the road and there w ere '
two sign Ujards: 1
THIS WAY Tl MOURACK, !
And !
7 MILES TO U. I
"IiOuks funny, don't it?" comniented j
Ki, with a gin; "But that was the way
Abner Joyce seel lit to put it up. Swoie j
he'd make the ignorant aisses 'bout here ;
learn one planet's sin: an' 1 juoss he
ilid Even the greasers that conic along
thi way now know that stands for
Jupi'er."
me?
TIIK SlUNHOAKDS
I made up my mind that 1 would stop
over and see how a small town w ith so
surprisingly large a name celebrated ln
Ucpendence day.
As a result of somewhat extended ob
servation, 1 am inclined to think that
earnest patriotism or, jxrliaps, 1 had
better say Intense Americanism does
not flourish bo vigorously in the "effete
civilization" of the east as in theuntram
tueled freedom of tho west. And you
find it more pronounced among the
mountains than down in the valleys.
Appreciative love for our glorious land
grows with knowledge of its grandeur
and beauty. And how can they help
their hearts swelling with affection for
and pride in our country's starry banner,
who live close up to where the heav
ens Bpread it? Hut 1 have never any
where else found patriotism at (ptite
melt a white heat ns it was just then in
that I ittle California town.
Si totik out of the boot of thu stage
und delivered to the local committee of
arrangements several big rolls of red,
w bile an blue flannel, the nearest a
proximation he had been able to make
toward Hlling their order for bunting
whjch trad been intrusted to iiim. It
was a great deal more expensive bo they
were perfectly satisfied. Nothing was
toq good, for Fourth of July.
Within an hour after my arrival old
truvlley, landlord of tlie Golden Eaglo
hotel, where I stopped, had told me all
&U mt the arrangements for the celebra
tion and enlisted my co-operation in
carrying them out, as he was rather over
weighted with the burden of details, Ab
ner Joyce, the originator and moving
spirit of the atfair, having been inoppor
timely "taken down with a fever."
Joyce, I learned, was an eccentric Van
-
wno cnoHe to consider himseir the
kical chool mast-r, and was so recognized j
7 everybody. ; It was quite true , that
there were, as yet, no children there for
wm to a but.8Mon tha wound
1 irfmic:
-nr st, a Mr
ri7 tb& SS??
J I J 1 A
'.rtvTSw; tbe hearts
1
siluu ni ivr.ie.
lie IkhI announced liimself as a school
master when lie came there anion;; lh
?arliest arrivals to work a "riM-ker" on
(Jriz.ly IJun. and it was at his insistence
that the naine of Jupiter was given to
"the camp that had r.ubsetpient ly devi l
oiK'd into the town. Kverv lowly liki'd
and respected him, so that Ids present
illness was deeply regretted for his own
sake an well as the consepienl depriva
tion of his direct illg genius siilo-red by
tbe enthiisiiust ie celebrants. How sick
lie w as may Ik- inferred from an incident
that occurred tlie dav U-I'ore my arrival.
Opinions were divided among the com
uiittee as to the numbi r of stars that
should appear in the li Id of the lie: to
lie iMirne by the ('ontiuental soldiers in
thesham battle, and there wa-. iihIhmIv
who had a clear idi-a of how ,-ni lti-i
' A KE VOI THE STKANUKU WHO IS H1LI'
ISO UKAULKVV"
liag ought to look. They went to him to
decide both lit --1 i. Hi-,, ioid found l.ii.i in
lx.-d, rsl. glaring and 1 1 -1 i i ion-; with
fever. When they asked him about the
stars be In iw l d : "As many as t here are
in t lie lii ni.iini iil ! ' and w hen they ju-4
mentioned the Kugli.-.h tl.ig t lie tail pliur
OUS decorations nf bis spec) li completely
shrouded any in toriu.it i. 1 1 it mi.lit liav t
contained. Having bad, lil.e all New Yorkers, fai
too many opM yj un it ies to become famil
iar w itli (h lirilish Il.ig, throne h it pre
dominance a moiig the shipping in otir
harbor, 1 was enabled to tell them how
it was made, and the other matter the
had already settled by deciding on thir
teen.
We had a great deal of ditliculty in
getting a British army. There were in
all b7 men enrolled for service, and
they all wanted to U; in the- patriot
forces. Yet it was fully recognized that
there ought to be a larger I hit ish t ban
American army in order that the linal
victory of the latter should appear in
properly bright and historically correct
colors. Bradley finally settled the mat
ter in an autocratic fashion, that was re
Ittctantly accepted by all. lie wrote the
word "British" on eighty slips of paper,
"Continentals" on fifteen and "Patriots"
on forty-two. Then he chucked them
all together into a powder keg, si k
them up and made each man draw an
assignment of place in the coming strife,
from which allotment by chance no ap
peal was allowed. The respective forces
elected their own ollicers.
"Are the blank cartriilgcs made?" 1
innocently asked Bradley.
"Blank nothin'," he replied, with evi
dent surprise nt such a ipiestion; "the
Uiys all use fixed ammunition and it
would be no end of trouble to change it."
"But," 1 remonstrated, "it will he ter
ribly dangerous to have all those fellows
pumping lead out in the excitement of
even a sham battle."
"Well," he responded with calm in
difference, "some teyadents may happen,
but if they do, w hy, they'll only make
the racket seem more natural like and
give an air of earnestness to tho exhil
aration." "At the expense of human life."
"No fellow ever gets killed without hi;'
time has come; ami if it has, a Uan
dropping off a shelf will do him up just
as line as a cannon ball could."
Notwithstanding his fatalistic philoso
phy 1 did succeed in getting him to
promise that he would request, and even
urge, the men to shoot up in the air,
"though," he remarked, "I've no doubt
some of them may, in the excitement,
forget themselves, arid taking aim, just
iroiu force of habit, unthinkingly anu
innocently plug a friend and neighbor."
An Irishman named Michael CJarrity
came in from a prosecting tour the
evening of the !id, and was wild with
eagerness to lo enlisted in the patriot
army, but even Bradley thought he was
"too excitable to lo iermitted to mix in
the proceedings "if the health of others
was any consideration." By dint of great
jtersuasion Michael was induced to fore
go tho pleasure of "taking a jKp at even
a sham Englishman," and to lend his in
valuable aid in certain work Bradley and
I had cut out for us as soon as the tide
of I nt tie should have swept through the
town. When that was satisfactorily set
tled I started out for a stroll.
Just outside the town a young woman
entering the road from a steep mountain
path accosted me, demanding:
"Are you the stranger" who is helping
Bradley get up the fight to-morrow?"
I admitted that I was doing what I
could in that direction, and, although 1
WUIU tin
said nothing the mi 1. 1 could not help
" t j, j p k jng w ,a. a hu perb t i kldesa of Li 1
ertf she wouldl ''mate in an allegorical
tableau if we had time to arrange such
thina SIih had s. wia:fiiv firbo
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I
.- , - .. i.lll lraiun.i, 1 .. I
exjiression, and a natural grace of move
ment and attitude worthy of :.. goddess.
"1 am glad that. I met you without
having to send after u to the hotel, as
1 exH'cted 1 would have to," .she said.
I w as so nun li surprised that I could
only staminer sniue stupid iioiisciuh:
almut i itlu r w 'iv being good enoijgh for
llie. w bieii slite of c.ierse tH.k no notice
of and w cut on :
"There is soiuething I wanted to
spea k to von a in ut - i met h iug you must
attend to. Two young men have, as i
happen to I. now, agreed to make the
sham light to-mo: row the cover for a
deadlv duel, in earnest, between them,
("hanieha i helped tin ni by pulling. one
on the American and the other on the
British side, just as they hoped for.
While other-i will lt banging awav in
the air. just, to make a imise. they will
lie aiming to kid each it her. You must
find si line way to prevent it."
"Is it not possible that you ni.iv U
mistaken: How do v on k now that lhev
elitei tani an . s.ich pu r
Her band-on, e face tlusheil deeply as
she replied, vv it li a hi t !e elljrr:t.-.'.l lit .
"F.aeli ha , I ecu to ? e mo, for what he
l.liew mi-lit be tlie las T tine-, and though
neither b'Hayed the purpose in words. 1
v as iy 1 sci' ins 1 .f it . "
1 C illipi.-heuded. They were rival
for Ia r love, a prize well worth risking
lile tor in the estimation of such b ar
less and 1 e-ol ate y oung men as alxiund
ed in that count ry. 1 could do no le.-..-than
promise that 1 woul.l do hat 1
could to prevent tlu! lartvitig out of
ih lr deadly purHie; but really 1 did
not Hippos.-that Miything 1 could say
w.uld have the slightest i-tTect ill ildlu
encing tiiem She (old me who tln v
Were, and when I got back to the hunt
I found tlieln both there, in tni' I al
room, drinking rmd t ill ing together it)
the friendliest lashiiiii possibl", to all
outward seeinni.' Sorely, l thou.'ht.
the gii I i uie!,iii Still, a 1 bad
pi'imised Iar that I v.. mid speak to
t he 1, 1. 1 did -1 . bavin-, til si lea reed I loin
I i ad li y . w hi 'i nt ed t In m out to 1 lie,
that tlleV m. Ii ,::-. they apjie.ll'eil to I.e.
Ilienis i In v waii.i.lii'f a lit I le to i .lie
si.!.
will:
at. li:'.
md 1
li .: hi I , . I i 1 : 1 j that in '. t . - I. was much
e.i lei II, an I had anticipated it Vi.iiid
lie
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WE SAL'NTEUEI) BAC K To TIIK BAH. j
"I am glad to see that you two are
friends, as from something I have heard J
I rather fancied that such might not be :
t he case. "
They bothyed me very sharply for a '
minute of very uncomfortable t;ilon:'o. I
and then the one u hose name I had lieen j
told was. Jin, asked, with that intonation I
of studiously punctilious politeness
which one soon learns to understand as j
a very dangerous symptom in a western !
dialogue:
"May I be j rmittod to incptire wh;;t 1
has given rise lo such a supjxisition?" I
"W hy. certainly," I replied, a little
uneasily : "I had been told t hat you actu
ally contemplated a duel to-morrow."
"Ah!" exclaimed the one known as
Bill, in a tone of surprise, and then he
continued, in a tone so obsequiously
courteous that it had i sort of blood
curdling effect. "Excuse me, but may I
venture to ask who has told you so?"
Manifestly delay 111 explicit explana
tion would lie likely to eventuate speed
ily in trouble, and 1 answered promptly:
"A very beautiful young woman, ivell
known to Uith of you, who, deeming
that by so doing sho might save a brave
man's life, asked me to seak to you anil
remonstrate with you against what her
woman's intuition caused her to fear
was your joint purpose."
They looked at each other with expres
sions that (seemed to say each to the
other, "He is not to blame," and then
Hill said w ith a smile:
"That's all right. But there is no oc
casion for you to mix up in this affair.
Jim and I are friends, however things
turn out, and we know what we're
aliout, don't we, Jim?"
"Ceil," assented Jim curtly, adding to
mo, "There ain't any hard feelings be
tween Bill and me, stranger, but we've
just laid out to shoot this match off in a
way that will settle it without Mary get
ting talk.l altout. And she won't lie,
for noUxly will lie any the wiser alout
it if you keep your head shut, which 1
would if I wore you, for it ain't likely
tT,'ti lwh U winod out."
. 1 reaii.Ht that altfiougn il u u;vi
fensively uttered there was in his words
a decided threat of unpleasant conse
j quences if I did not keep silence. That,
I think, would not have deterred roe
mZ. rTiL'""'". 5' T sp doim I could
IP
AUNEi: .IOYCK IN THE I'AKTOF WASH1NO
i,' - c- u --n,.in;t-T 41:. fi.i.ic,, .... . vr
know thi.t I could not. Their rV'tids
were made up. If tlte whole -ommunity
hal known what they pur)s-d, noU.iiy
would have thought it his bu 'ines;. to m
terfer,). If tho ownership 0 a mining claim
had been at issue they would irobably
have tossed a "double eagle" or "cut the
cards" to decide it. But the t;tako here
was. in the eyes of U.th, worth more
than all the mining claims in the moun
tains, and they made their game one
worthy of its dignity life or death, for
love.
We sauntered back to the bar and took
a drink together. As I raised my giass
1 Ijowed slightly to each and said,
" Whithover." They looked at each
other, smiled, touched their glasses, re
peated "Whichever." and drank. They
understood me. We had drank to tlie
health of whichever one should have the
luck to come out alive.
The sun mux' brilliantly on the morn
ing of the Fourth, and the people of
Jupiter, who had got tip long I t-fore him.
were full of the excited bli:-.tle of lilial
preparation of d. tails. It wa- Abner
Joyce's day for a chiil, but he had him
self heljHii out Mild perched up where he
could overlook a g' x ' I share of tbo pr-.
ceedings. hoping to get some satisfaction
out of them lie fore the fevi r struck' him
and made him delirious.
About 11 o'cIim k in the forenoon,
dropping shots in the canyon awav
up to the northeast ti Id that the
d.i
re. 1 Uei
s Of
and
laid
the British line weie
the v, ry small Con
falling back Ufore
ad . 1: .
ing
tlln M il
them Si in tlie latter were driven
through the tow n in full retreat, jiursiieil
by the victorious British, vv hose red flan
nel I ti itis -s an I red tlanm 1 c v 11 hats
made quite an imposing show. Th(
Continental uniforms weivsimplv white
llaiuiel facing's pinned on the jackets,
and lioui'ed bats cocked up to three
("inted .sb:lH' with piii.s. As the British
went thiouh the town they tin-d a log
house, si uffed with pine tops and other
combiistitile material, that had Imi 11 con
structed for tl." pte jx'se i he rapid dis
charges of the guns, the shouts .." the
liit n ;;n 1 the thick, black s:noke f 'oiil
li e b;.nii::g imii-. bl .w i, . i., iie
scene, "gave a riaiiling r'-.'ilislil to ilie
1. limic battle, hri.n, al) direct ions then
came the patriot v olimiet 1 siipjKisi dl v
caiied liv I he iii'ids 1 f si ;-;! ,.( 1-0111 t heii
peai 1 fill m v ocat ion--, to di fetid their
homes from the ruthless If! V ad- Is ( at
of low ' 1 they. tiHi t VNCpl, til iug and
veihlig. Ill pur-uit of the Biiti h. and
among ti.em w.iit Abner J..uv. who
had I 01 " t ell that he was sic I; '1 lie , -plo
lotioj a lot ot dynamite carl : id-.--,
I . : I 1 ' I I'i stump.- added the elteel of
c::i : lion to the Hi : o.i r.
As s,,.,n as the battle had mc.e. Ion
Bradley . Carrrty and myself set to work
hoisting a triumphal io'ch of light jmih-s
cuv el ei i with red, white and Mile llamiel
stl'ianars and ti'imiued w it h i v ergreetis
that had U-i'ii pre i ared in ad . ..i:c and
ingeniously rigged w ith hoistii tael.le
so that we three could handle it '1 h. n
we ran up an enormous Ainei ican ha g
on the tall liU'ity ie hi fore the hoi, 1.
and the strong mountain bn.'e si. read
ait its glorious stars and si riiH-s as stiif
as a toard. Hardly were our labor
completed when tho sound of a drum
and life, coming from the west, heralded
the approach of the patriot forces and
their prisoners, the British, who had,
according to the programme, surren
dered at a jxiint half a mile out of town.
At the foot ol the liberty jxile the lit
tle procession halted and the Kngiis,h
colonel. stcaking for his men, gave fitting
expression to their penitence for having
borne arms against a jx-ople w ho were
striving to Ik' free, and aiino'uedJieir
readme -S to forthwith and i":ro"er repu
diate abe; iance to the king of l'ngland,
if the Continental army would accept
them as recruits. Abner Joy ce - w hose
excitement, exertions and an opportune
pail at somebody's flask h id quite broken
hi-; i hiil - had leaped into t he j ai l of ien.
Washington, for which he had origin
ally Itecn "cast," and, in response to the
Knglish colonel, made such an lndeend
ence day oration as raised his hearers to
the wildest enthusiasm of patriotic, de
light. Then the two armies mingled fra
ternally: the Knglish flag was raised half
mast high, union jack down; an elligy
of Benedict Arnold was hanged and then
consumed in the still smoldering emliers
of tho burned house, and the proceed
ings wound up with a feast and a dance
that lasted all night.
Much to my surprise only one casualty
was reMrtcd My quondam friend Jim
had had his right arm pierced by a bul
let. The wound was a very severe one,
but not dangerous, and he had the nerve
to show himself for a little while at tho
dance, but lie was very pale, silent and
distraught, so much so that it was re
marked by some that he "seemed strange
ly broke up. just for a little thing like
that." I knew what they did not, that
the ache in his heart prevented his feel
ing the hurt of his arm. lie danced
once with Mary. Then he went away,
giving his left hand to Bill, who stood by
the door as he passtil out.
The next morning when I took the
stage to continue my journey 1 foimd
that Jim was a fellow passenger. His
right arm was done up in splints and
tied to his breast.
"Going away," he said to me, with a
sad smile.
Manfully accepting the fortunes of
war, he was going, never to return.
Civil Liberty Well Pi Oik-iI.
This is not the lil .-ty which we can
hope, that no grievance should arise in
the commonwealth; that let no man in
this world expect: but when complaints
are freely heard, deeply considered and
speedily reformed, then is the utmost
bound of civil liberty attained that wise
men look for. John Milton.
Mr. TarneU declares that liberty for
Ireland is not far ofL "
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1 turned over,
ptllleil the covers
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tip arriiiinl my
''V ?ars ami t rieil to
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')y J Crack! Cracl
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'-!e' bang!
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1 oeni'i nun
eyo to see if it
were not time to get tq. It was only gray
ilayliglit The sun hadn't risen. 1 pulled
my watch final umli'i the pi Don'
"Five o'clock "
Three hour- .f,nv lireakfast.
There is no use thinking of getting up, or
lying here awake I must go to sleep again;
and 1 turned back on the other side, drew
up tho covers once more, and iu five minutes
was dropping oil' into a slumber, when
bang!
Who was it that suggested tho celebration
of this fourth day of July vv ith crackers and
tmmbs? f wished that I could Uire a hole
in his head ami introduce a dozen of each.
I et ween the exjilosmiLs 1 slept for live or ten
minutes at a tinii' mi l ha t liTful dreams. 1
dreamed that I was working an iinuionse nut
cracker, with handles fix feet long, and that
I hail the head of Thomas Jefl'erson in iis
jaws and was cracking his skull. It was
fratureil with a loud
Cracl: !
1 awoke with a start. It was another of
those infernal bombs.
Iliad coma up to the country to visit my
friend Tom Flint at his father's place, " Wild
wood.' to get rid of the tiring in the city.
My nervous system was al ways delicate and
i never could stand sudden noises Conse
quently It always sii'iiieil to me that, every
one took delight in banging doors, knocking
over chairs and dropping heavy weights right
by my ears. Independence day hail been a
terror to uio as a child, and now 1 was, a man
grown a man approaching middle age 1
dreaded it more each year.
I had come into the country with another
purpose, I had long admired my hot-tV
daughter, my chum's oldest sister. Notthf
voiutfer oiK not that iii.f. of hiitiuitv. Fau
j -s, ran. .miIi p runrfe. or riiiiij, a,..
Khe was too wicket to he called anyt hing else.
I tuid no siicb taste as to want to possess that
thorn la the side of every quiet .rsou.
-'Alice .-was my favorite my uarliii;. tny
angel. I loved Aheo a. much as J hated F
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t. I nai.-iv .I...I-.:. -f.rte i, vvea ';er. 1. At la-: 1
look--! at .nv w:i'.i:i;-rn. It w as To'.'lmk.
SI v w i::...v ..:.- broad iiju-n. It had Uftl
too hot the ni -i.t !.'. Te ti. think of closing
it. 1 lay un my t n i; l.-.kuig out. All at
once J .-i .v a.e', taag w hiell I. at tilM,
t hoii"' T '.'.as : I.. ; -, : I.i". I .a ; lauiseil' i ,a
it - .v.-li W ite.i r '..- u -i ,j-. : a,-c uter ot
my w ia ! .w it i spl.. !. 1
J-'oMiet la.ag at the s-ctie tuoment expl.xled
in my brain. It vv.-is t in- sie it id a thought.
Alld t ie tl.oll' ht was let out to llaat about
ti
i!,e the .ai-'Ue fr .ai a lire cracker
"It", thai eoai.iun.i.. i Fan I'lMcriug boaiiis
from the w mdovv lil-ne."
I lav iiiie' for a lew minute warchiiig.
II.
a dovvu cam aaotei-r one. It was
plauilv a Imtiili ti'il to a thread, and v. as
smoking slightly. In a moment it lg:i:i t-i
PplKter Then it exjiii nt.il. This time I
thought I heard a gn i's idiotic "te he "
io more sleep with that fiend over me.
What luck! that is, for the lien, 1 the
giiis-ts" chamber right under her window.
1 e,,f up and dress.il and strolled out on tho
lawn. It vv as a beaut l I'll i morning. The sun
A LICK
'i- sparkling on tho ilovv, there was the
fre. lt smell of the country, and not a sound
to tie heard. The children were not out- -for
some uiiexpii'ted reason. What a quiet sleep
I might have eiijnved had it aot been for
that diaUilicid practical joker. Sweet nix
ti.sn: It ever tl.t'c is vill.iinv in a gin it is
at sixteen.
i went up on to the piazza and stood look
ing at the noble trees nlxiut me; the little
lake, covering a dozen acres, a short distance
from the house; the broad stretch of ground
about the tveautiful place w here dwelt the
family whose guest 1 was. Tltey were all
rich as Cro-sus, and they all seemed as
naturally n-ckless us rich, all save one
Alice. Alice was gentle and lovely, and
guileless. She loved pictures and liooks nnd
music and verse and I loved her esjx'oially
because she loved verso. 1 loved verse; and
when we were together There was a sweet in
terchange of poetic thought. , "Dear Alice,"
1 thought as I looked at the beautiful land
scape, bathed in the light of the morning sun,
"how different from your brothers and sis
ters!" Just then the door opened with a great deal
of unnecessary clatter and out rushed a young
wild Indian, with no hat, and a kilt buttoned
on to his waist.
"Good morning, Mr. diss. Hurrah for the
Fourth of July! Isn't it jolly? Get out of
the nay ami I'll turn j-ou a summerset." And
before I could stop him ho rushed to tbo rail
of the piazza, put both hands ou it, turned a
handspring and lit six feet below on the
sward 1 wa-s standing where I couldn't see
hiiu w hen he struck the ground, and hastened
to pick up his corpse. Wicked, reckless poor
3ilu novel- x hurt, lie had lit ris-ht on his
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ran If lit ti.e end.
'1 l,ea 1 W- lit into Tin.- lli.ilse.
A' bivakfa-t while old .Mr Fiint was stiy
isi ,i i.v 1 a. - sj,.a,!ng ghuic-s at Fan. who
sit (.(ij-i,;.- isii,. e, i, t, devout creature-: It
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he Couldn't Uivv her head low
till of her Hose almost touched
! was i).,t oiiiv wieKed. she was
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Then when tho gr:;ce was finished, she
looked up at li'f and laid the unblushing as
surane '. i a-k me
"Hi i on. si,.,-,, vn ll. Mr. r.'.iss. "
I gave her a look, a I'Xik that, if she hail
fitly I iiiig. would have annihilated her.
"1 was kei t awake this tiiornaig. Mis
F'.iut. by etj-iesive spiders.'"
She never v, ineed.
'( iot e,i i again '" cried Tom fr mi the ot In r
end of the bible.
Fan had bi gua to open au egg for Dick,
and it would have taken the magnifying
power of the lack telescope for any one ex
cept me to s"e the deviltry in her eye.
What a sister-in-law! I hud almost n mind
to give it up
I have no time or patience to dwell on the
pvonts of the early part of that e entful day
Th'-re were a great many noisy elaldivn
about; ami tie re was a young lieutenant just
out of W.-sf Point lie had not smelled
enough powder at playing sold icr, or heard
enough nlw. ut forts and guns and t hi ngs . so
lie iniist tuitis insist on the mane amusement
of tiring u pistol at intervals of one minute
all day. If the shots had come all at once, or
even irregular. 1 could have stood it, but they
came at such exiiceted intervals, nnd I dread
ed them so many sifonds liefore the explo
sinn, that thev wore me out. 1 w ished the
fiercest of w nrs would break out rnd that the
lieutenant would be put right u in the front.
I thought what a beautiful corpse he'd make
on a gun carriage.
This lieutenant. L the by. was an admirer
of Alice's. He was nearer Alice's age than I,
and used to call her Aliee in the most dis
egreesble and familiar way. Fan and thb
lieutenant were very chummy. They were
Uith disagreeable characters fco me, nnd I
ient many an hour trying to make up my
mind which 1 disliked the most. Fan or the
lieutenant. Ihiring this memorable "Fourth"
horror, the two of them sjient most of their
time together and left Alice to me.
It was evening. The sun had sunk licneath
the horizon and left rosy tints upon tho
clouds. Alice and 1 were strolling about
the grounds There was comparative ipiiet.
Only a crack or a bang once iu a while. We
were each arguing for our favorite poet.
Tennyson was mine I onglellow was Alice's.
"t'onsid"'. ," 1 was saying, "tlu depth of
delicate sentiment in
"Tears, idle tears. I know not what they menu.
Tears from the depth of some divine despair.
I;ise in tlie heart and tfatln-r in the eyes "
Pang!
My coat tail must certainly be entirely
blown away That child of Satan, Dick, had
stolen up behind me and slipped a lighted
bomb in my pocket.
Dear Alice' She looked up at me with
such syniiwithy The inlet's words were prac
tically illustrated. There was real despair
wit h me and tears iu her eyes.
Dick ran away with u whoop and we re
sumed our eon versa t ion.
"1 can't see, Mr. I'.liss, how you can prefer
Tennyson to Longfellow, who lias so much
more depth and who teaches us so much.
Take, for instance, tho 'Psalm of Life.'
"Tell me not In mournful numbers
Life in but au empty dream"
Whiz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z bang!
Some idiot who couldn't wait for it to get
dark to set off fireworks had tried to send up
a rocket. It had slipped from its support,
and passed directly hi front of us. 'fri
"Thi is positively dangerous!" I said. '
My companion was too frightened to say
anything.
We walked, trembling, down to the lake
and joined a party on a platform to which
.ity fitfiuie.s mo iieuienanc aim rau. t,uey
wa re sitt ing on thu rude chairs chatting. Wa
h id not been with them five miuuteiTwheu
the lieutt net pullfsl out his pisml and drov
,usnvviiy will, his coniouiided firiug.
1 had inad ' up my mini to kuow my fata
from .Mice lie!'. .re I slept that night I was
soon tiigooti a journey and would have no
other opportunity. We strolled about tha
grounds for half uu hour. Occasionally we
would lik dowu ou the party by the la!re.
Sotiu thing was going on. I seemed to hav j
a presentiment of evil. I saw Fan wrap
something in a small piece of paper and hand
it to the lieutenant. What he did with it I
knew not. 1 whs lieeoming deeply interested
in what I was saying to Alice, watching her
cheeks that reflected the soft blushes of the
evening sky. Presently we heard Fan call-ins:
FIKE!
"Ali-e! Al ice! Oh! Alice!"
"lioii t l.-t us go." 1 said.
And we didn't. We ooutinuedour work.
'Alice! . Alice! Al ice."
egav e it up. We knew she would screech
till we came; so we weut,
"Come and sit hero with us and stop prowl
ing around " said Fan.
"Yes, do,'' echoed the others.
There was nothing else to do; so we sat
down. Tin-re was but one seat for me. It
was a chair on a low flat sled used to push
the girls on the ice iu winter. It was placed
with its back to the water and on the edge of
the platform.
Notw itiistaii'ljrg the desire of the party to
have us join thei, no sooner were we seated
than two of tlietnwent ofT To sit elsewhere;
then, two others followed and others, till all
wa re gone. What struck uie as very singular
was that they took their chairs with them.
There was no place forme to sit except where
I was sitting on the sled chair.
My opp irt unity hail come, I deftly led the
conversation on to that subject which most
interested aie. I Ix-jan by telling Alice how
wh'-n 1 first saw her 1 had
"J lou t ymi smell smoke"' sho interrupted.
"No." I replied, somewhat impatieutly.
"At the v.-ty moment ot our meeting," I
was saying, "1 knew that in you I had found
one whi im"
"There is certainly burning powder near,"
sho interrupted again. "1 smell it."
"'You are mistaken. 1 could smell pow
der if .any one could, for 1 hate it. Alice,"
1 contuaiiil, after a brief pause 1 took her
hand I knew lovers always take the lady's
hand win u they propose, so I took Alice's
"may 1 in.; i. .j that those- ar-sthetic tastes
w hich w y share, and w hich cau alone form
the basis of an ideal love, may I uot count
llxili"
1 had U en so rattled by the explosions all
day that 1 couldn't lind language to express
w hat 1 allied p i sa v
"Ahee." I commenced again, feeling a sud
d an swi Ping of soiuetliing in my Uisom, "my
whole heart my speak to me, Alice tell
me that"
I felt t:.e chair rise beneath me. 1 heard a
deafening sound I was tilted backward. I
rose a lew feet in tlie air. My head described
a circle, ami then vvus suddenly doused ia
cold w -t.-r, and Alice, who had a moment
before b it the warm pressure of my hand,
saw tlie soles of my lioot-s as 1 sank beneath
the vv :ivv
They say drowning people think of all the
sins they have, committed. 1 know not how
this is, but 1 do know that while under
water during that uncomfortable ducking I
thoiurht of all the sins others had committed
"li s that cursed lieutenant, that diabolical
Fan!" Thcv hail deliberately placed powder
under the sled beneath the chair to blow
me up
The fireworks that were expected on that
memorable Fourth of July evening did uot
take place I'.ut other fireworks that had jiot
tieen anticipated did take place. Thechildren
were sent t ltl. A physician was hastily
en I lei to treat lice,whosenerves had received
a terrible - The older peoplo vowed that
they must km .w who perpetrated tiie outrage.
Oid Flint stormed, Mrs. Flint cried.
Tom vv. ) that he'd thrash the perpetrator
w it bin an inch of his life if he caught tiiiu.
A more uncomfortable Fourth of July party
w as never assembled under one roof.
Tho nest morning Fan was packed off to a
school wnere they took summer Ixjarders,
only t le expelled at the end of a month for
general ciissei tness. The lieutenant joined
hi. coiiiiany in the western wilderness; was
vvi .inil.il in a skirmish with the Indians and
was back in sixty days. Alice uursed him.
It"; absurd to suppose any woman ran nurse
a " ruing man, esicinlly one who wears but
tons and who has tieen shot in battle, with
out Ih ing nuractcd to him, even if he is a
fiend incarnate. Alice the gentle, meek
eyed Alice fell in love with the scaegrace
who had assisted Fan to blow me up. Wheu
I returned from a trip on which I weut soon
after the "Fourth" I found a letter from Al
ice. It announced her engagement with the
lieutenant, who, "poor dear fellow," she said,
"has suffered so much from his wound"
i ia. sin, til to leave America ana upuij
resiilemt? in a land which had not achieved
its indept .ldeneo; and I may say affirm
atively that if the place of my residence ever
does achieve its independence and celebrates
its anniversary by tho firing of guns, pistols,
crackers, bombs and such like articles only
tit to lie fabricatiNl in the abode of Mephis
topheles, I shall take my departure to such a
country as is still under the tyrant's yoke.
There was one result of the whole affair of
that memorable "Fourth" in the country,
which is a matter of daily astonishment to
mo. When I think of it as an actual fact it
is iniiKMsible for me to realize it. 1 hardly
dare state it, for no one will lietieve me.
I am married
And who is uiy wife!
1 si eiit another "Fourth" several years after
with my friends at Wildwood A girl 19
years old got nf tor me and literally hunted
me down.
She Imtltered mo.
She flirted me.
She laughed at me.
She tortured me in a thousand different
ways. At last 1 told her that if shedidu't
marry me und let iue get a rest I'd end ia a
lunatic as Iuhl
The fieud that caused me all this vexation
vas noue other thau that burhariaii Fun
Flint. F. A. MrrcHXL,
So Are We.
'r. C S I.rice has been elected
etinirvnan -of the National Dem-r-r
.tic Executive Committee-
Weafe' '-sorry. We wanted a pro.
' nouneed low tariff and pronoun
ced" anti-trust man elected.
V Raleigh Chronicle.