HE ELKIN TRIBUNE
Published Every Thursday by
PRINTING COMPANY, Inc.
Elkin, N. C.
THURSDAY, MAY 7, 1936
Entered at the post office at Elkin, N. C.. as
second-class matter.
C. S. FOSTER President
H. F. LAFFOON-... Secretary-Treasurer
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES, PER YEAR
| m the State, $1.50 Out of the State, $2.00
I Nati onaljg Ed itonalAssuciati on
The magazines in the dentist's waiting room
| ought to be lawed out of existence.
late Spring is not so bad after all: It
Bias made it easier to convince friend wife that it
jtliron't pay to have a summer garden this year.
L The courts are afflicted with frequent tales
■t how she married him inadvertently, but shot
.
do the golf devotees get out of life?
H never pause to enjoy the beautiful scenery
Hyag about the pure, fresh air.
BKj According to the appraisal of one writer, the
Mji of a newspaper is to comfort the afflicted
IpM to afflict the comfortable.
With approximately two billion people in the
gwonld, there's a big slice of that number who ap
parently are none too well pleased about it.
If our friends understood us as well as our
enemies, the Good Neighbor League would not
suffer for recruits.
It is hardly fair to call this a lawless nation,
when we have more laws on our books than any
mother nation in the world.
[Having blasted her way to Adclis Ababa and
crushed the gizzards out of Ethiopia's shoeless
warriors, still Italy hasn't done anything much to
||rag about.
■ Next Sunday is designated as "Mother's Day"
■hroughout the nation and it is right and proper
Hpat we should pause and do honor to her. No
|| matter how far we have grown into adulthood, in
B Mother's eye and heart we are but little children,
K needing and receiving her fullest love and af
i. feet ion.
Bk It is said that President Roosevelt's mother
Has protested against his entry into the strenuous
■anrtpaign that is ahead because of the physical
Babilities that may ensue. That is the way of
Ipßfothers looking after the little details, from min-
Iptering to a stumped toe to taking us to her
I* breast in time -of storm.
& But how prone we are to forget—and how it
jjJifurts when Mother comes to know not the touch
■of her "child's" hand, or comes to realize that
■something other than distance separates. Why
p shouldn't we stop in our mad chase for pleasure
f and the dollar to seek her out and sit at her knee
Wjagain and feel the loving pat of her hand on our
ihead. It will thrill her and inspire us. If she has
passed on, why not seek the silence of privacy for
#n hour and conjure up memories of her thought-
Itttlness, yea, converse with her, because if we seek
Ipijer thus, she will be there in spirit, make no mis-
Bake about that.
Let's make "Mother's Day" a real, genuine,
Bbicere recognition of her importance to the world
Hy observing it as it is due to be observed. Let us
■emember with ttye poet:
"Mother, 'tis the dearest name
I have ever learned to speak;
It has kept me of® from shame
When I might have else been weak.
Patient, generous and benign,
Ever loving, saintly, true
Mother may no act of mine
Ever »>rirur a pang to vou."
1 The Never Ending Pensions.
■ Uncle Sam will soon be sending out bonus
i checks to ex-service men in settlement of their ad
i justed compensation certificates. He will be pay
ing with borrowed money, and before the spend
ing of it is over, we will be witnessing a crusade
for pensions. And pensions will be provided.
When it is considered that we are still paying
fit least one pension on the war of 1812, one hun
dred and twenty-one years ago, one can get an
idea of the extent to which this nation will have
to dig down into its jeans in the never-ending
cost of war.
The widow of a soldier who took part in the
War of 1812, was born 34 years after peace was
ißigned, but at 19 years of age she married a sol
dier of 72 summers and winters. She is now 86,
but she still gets SSO a month from the govern
ment. She has seen other wars start and end—
with the never-ending stream of pensions that re
sulted.
J The Charlotte News is moved to comment:
/"That ought to be sufficient hint to girls now un
born. 'Along about 1975, girls, grab yourselves
each a senile World War veteran. For that the
government will py you an annuity ever after
ward, and at the rate pensions are going it will be
a handsome one. Or if that is too slow for you, or
ganize an auxiliary of Unborn Widows of the Last
War and collect from the government in advance.
Everybody's doing it." \ ;
About the only consolation one may get from
: contemplating what's ahead in the matter of pen
sions, is that when we get into the full swing of
paying pensions for all of the wars that are be
hind us, we will be too broke to finance another
Mother.
All Of Them Should Answer.
There is no purpose here to serve as referee
in this political game of candidating for the gov
i ernorship, but we reckon we are privileged to
shout our advice from the sidelines to the players
as they proceed.
If we understand the pronouncements of the
ifour candidates who are offering themselves for
the governorship, there is no great variance in
I their positions on the various issues that have
; been advanced. But as the matter of taxation,
i and the need for it, seems to be one of the main
| issues, let's see how they stand on that.
Here again all four are practically together.
Each has professed friendly allegiance to the
schools and their programs call for additional fi
nancial support: each favors maximum efficiency
in the administration of highway affairs, and
each is calling for a reduction in the cost of auto
license tags; each recognizes the need of greater
moijal and financial support of our human welfare
institutions that are caring for the wards of the
state: each would have the state assume the bur
den of its responsibility to the aged through the
payment of old-age pensions, and so on down the
I line.
The program of either one of them means
that the state wouid have to plank down more
money than it is now spending—considerably
more.
Practically the sole variance in their pro
grams concerns the sales tax which is now pro
ducing approximately 10 million dollars in reve
nue. Thrfee of the candidates would eliminate
from the present general sales tax set-up the levy
that is now collected on the so-called necessities
of life. That would cut approximately 3 million
dollars from the present income from this source,
leaving 7 million—and this seven million dollars
represents almost the sole difference between the
three who would partially retain the sales tax and
throne who comes out flat-footed for its repeal
in its entirety.
But the program of either candidate, if put
into effect, would increase state expenditures in
finitely more than seven million dollars. It is not
unfair, then, to ask them all: "where are you go
ing to get the money?"
One of the candidates early in the game un
dertook to answer this question. Whether right
or wrong, he must be given credit for his frank
ness. Although advocating programs which they
must admit would call for more money, the other
three candidates have been silent as to where
they would get it, and apparently have pooled
their efforts to crucify the one who has been bold
enough to point to corporate wealth as a possible,
potential source.
What is good for the goose ought to be good
for the gander. The voter is justified in asking
each to specify his source of revenue, instead of
quibbling over minor prejudicial details.
The Itching Paim.
A Statesville woman, who conducts a column
in The Statesville Daily, makes this brief but sig
nificant observation:
"In New York last week an alley cat took off the
honors at some sort of animal show because of her
mouse-catching ability . . . Which goes to prove
what we intend to believe 'til we die, in spite of ERA.
WPA and all the glorified breadlines known to man
—that the one that has to do, comes nearer doing
than the one who doesn't. If that alley cat had been
given access to somebody's doorstep and a saucer of
milk, chances are that the mice would have lived in
peace, but having to catch 'em or starve, it caught
'em—and cats and men aren't so different along
that line. If you ask us."
You see what she is driving at. She believes
that much that has been done in the name of re
lief, has served only to muddy the waters; that
the yarious relief agencies have discouraged self
reliance and self-advancement, which are good
old American traits that have been the keystone
to national progress; that by the simple process
of making a saucer of milk easily available, we
have encouraged reliefers to disregard all oppor
tunities for individual advancement, and thus
made of themselves human alley cats that would
have caught the mice if they had to.
Her's is a figure of speech, of course, but
the comparison is freighted with significance.
Many of our reliefers have been too content with
their saucer of milk placed on their own doorstep
by a sympathetic government which probably had
no purpose to make mendicants of a big slice of
its citizenry, but was in a fair way to do just this.
The government in emergency, may not have
been able to mature its plans, but now that the
storm is over, there is no excuse for failure to
pause and take stock of the situation. There are
still "unemployables," citizens who are unable to
maintain themselves through their own efforts—
but after making certain that they are not "em
ployables" there should be no further playing
politics with their misery.
The job of administering relief may have
been too big for the Red Cross, but if that organ
ization had handled it, there probably would have
been fewer habitual mendicants, and fewer politi
cal fences in perfect repair.
A good speaker is one who says the things
you would like to think of to say the way you
would say them if you thought of them.
There isn't much difference between life in
a big city and in a small town. In the city the
autos run down a lot of people, and in the town
the gossips do .the same thing.
The Columbia professor who has worked out
a way to prolong human life on an average of
seven years fans a lot of faith in the government's
relief resources.—Kansas City Star.
The Veterans of Future Wars in the colleges
are having fun—and let them have it. They'll
learn soon enough that we put the last one on
their charge account.—Tacoma Daily Ledger.
Hitler's announcement that Germany will en
ter into no secret agreements with otherj nations
is rather puzzling. Aren't they as easy to break
as any other kind?—Macon Telegraph.
THte jBLKIN TRIBUNE, ELKIN, NORTH CAROLINA
CYCLE
Mrs. Mattie Cheek has Recovered
sufficiently to be removed to her
home here from a Statesville hos
pital, her many friends will be glad
to know.
Mr. and Mrs. Weldon Brown of
Chapel Hill spent the week-end here
the guests of the former's father,
Rev. w. V. Brown. They were accom
panied by Dr. Beale, head of the
history department at U. N. C. Dr.
Beale was greatly interested in Yad-
kin county and walked extensively
through the community, making pic
tures of places of interest.
Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Money of
Winston-Salem were Sunday visi
tors ih the home of Mr. and Mrs.
Pearson Pardue.
Mrs. H. J. Weaver entertained the
members of the Senior class of the
West Yadkin school at an enjoyable
WANTS
For Sale—Building lots on Winston-
Salem highway in Jonesville.
See Arthur Martin, Jonesville, N.
C. ,5-28 c
Ladies', Misses and Children's White
sandals. Colorshine, Cadet and
Griffith's White Shoe Polish. Ank
lets, hosiery, children's wash suits.
Somers & Co., 5c and 10c Store.
Notice—We are better prepared to
handle your produce this year. See
us before you sell. Brendle Pro
duce., Elkin, N. C. tfc
Do you want plenty of eggs and
strong, fast growing young chicks'
If so feed Panamin. We have it.
Abernethy's, A good Drug Stors,
Elkin, N. C. tfn
Infant's caps, shoes, dresses, socks,
underwear, rubber pants, diapers,
etc. Ladies', Misses' and Child
ren's Slips, Panties. Somers &
Co., 5c and 10c Store.
Kill destructive insects with Mag
nesium Arsenate, Arsenate of Lead
or Paris Green. Turner Drug Co.,
Elkiri, N. C. tfn
Wanted—3o or 40 head of cattle to
pasture during summer. First-class
pasture, including 25 or 30 acres
creek bottom. S. S. Brown, Boon
ville, N. C. ltp
BEE SUPPLIES—We have all kinds
—the latest and best equipment
approved by the State. Prices are
right. Presley E. Brown, North
Wilkesboro, N. C. 5-28 c
Don't scratch, use Ab-Cline Ointment
for itch and skin troubles, -50 c a
box at Abernethy's, A Good Drug
Store, Elkin, N. C. * tfn
Mother's Day GLots, Cards and Fold
ers, Carnations, Flowers,, Pictures,
Flower Baskets, Cemetery Vases,
etc. Somers & Co., 5c and 10c
Store.
Castevens Hardware fompany will
save you money on Men's and
Boys' shoes and Oliver farm
equipment. Casstevens Hardware
Co. tfc
Per Maryland Bos information and
rates see W. W. Hanks, at Hotel
Barber Shop. tfc
Squibbs Mineral Oil. quart size 89c.
Antacid Powder, large size 50c.
Nyseptol, pint 49c. Turner Drug
Co.; Elkin, N. C. tfn.
A fresh shipment of Chocolate' Can
dies, Mixed Candies, Marshmal
lows. Kisses, Cocoanut Bonbons,
Fudges, Gum • Drops, Chewing
Gums. Somers & Co., 5c and 10c
Store.'
A good apring tonic, Thatcher's Veg
etable syrup, take it and stay well.
60c and $1.20. At Abernethy's, A
Good Drug Store. Elkin, N. C. tfn
Farm for Sale—69-acre farm for sale
eight miles north of Elkin one mile
off highway 26. Eight-room house,
good outbuildings, two pastures.
Close to church and school. A
real bargain. See George Snow,
State Road, or write T. J. Snow.
Cascade, Va. 5--7p
Woodbury's Toilet Soap. Facial
Creams, Lotions, Perfumes,. Face
Powders, After Shave Lotion.
Shaving Creams. Lipstick. Skin
Tonic, Castile Soap, etc., 10c ancf
25c. Somers & Co., 5c and 10c
Store.
Cod Liver and Iron Tablets Build
strength for the Spring. Try De-
Witts. 100 tablets, SI.OO. Aber
nethy's, A Good Drug Store, Elkin,
N C. , tfn
Real Estate
For Sale. 137 acre Yadkin County
farm. 8 room house, good condi
tion, two new tobacco barns, good
spring and well. Plenty of running
water. 40 acres in pasture, good
tobacco, wheat and corn farm in
good community. 1 & mile from No.
.60 highway. Price $3,500—51,000
cash, balance on easy terms.
For Sale: 25 acre farm, good 4 room
house and barn, rich orchard for
home use, pasture with running
water. 1 ml. of national highway,
8 ml. from Elkin, on good road,
Price (1,000 —$500 cash, balance in
12 moe. A nice little place for
some one working In town and a
good country home.
We have some good buys in real es
tate. Come in and see us.
D. C. Mart In-W. S. Belch
| Phone 7$
party at her home at Brooks Cross
Roads Friday night.
Farmers are busy planting corn.
Small grain crops look particularly
rood and farm work is moving rap
idly.
Officers' raided a building at
Stokestown Thursday, according to
information received here, and de
stroyed a block distillery. Russ and
• • Gives 1 to 3 More Miles per Gallon
in Passenger Cars
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We Bu ßß e9t that
yon make a test
\ * n y° ur own car
II I V | and find out for
™ W I yourself the ex
11 I I tra miles in H-C.
See the
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Luke Stokes and another man whose
name was not learned were arrested
and committed to the Yadklnrille
jail to await trial.
Manufacturers are losing $30,000,-
000 annually through unnecessary
i waste and spoiled work that oould
be eliminated through better light
i ing.