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CONCERNING THIS AND THAT Although of a naturally sunny disposition we have been hearing so many mean cracks about the resemblance of our self and the picture in the heading of this column that life has become just a bunch of woeses. Not that we mind anyone stating it's a good resem blance, for one cannot help how one looks, can one? But it's this business of being told that the picture above is a very flattering likeness that makes us very sad. In order to show that it is not flattering and isn't even a verv srood likeness, we are presenting herewith out latest a VCI J gvvU iiivv/iivowj " v photo, snapped in a worrying l mo ment. There you have a likeness that you can paste up on the pantry wall and swear by—not at. There's a true likeness that you can hand down to your grandchildren a likeness that should grow into a perfectly lovely antique. This photo, pasted up in the pantry, will not only keep the mice away but will scare the children out of the jelly jar, which will be a nice saving for you. Mice, in a year's time, can easily do ten dollars' dam age. Children in the jelly jar can do another ten dollars' damage. So, if you decide to paste this picture on the pantry wall, please send us a check for at least sls. We've got to live. Yes, even with a face like that. • * * Those knees again! The other day a representative from the accident insurance company was here on an in- spection trip, and he informed* the boss that the fly wheel on the big press and other wheels and sharp, jutting pieces of machin ery would have to have a guard built around for safety's sake. GET UP NIGHTS DUE TO BLADDER IRRITATION? It's not normal. It's nature's "Danger Signal." Make this 25c test. Use buchu leaves, juniper oil, and 6 other drugs, made into little green tablets called Bukets. Flush out excess acids and impur ities. Excess acids can cause irri tation resulting in getting up nights, scanty flow, frequent de sire, burning, ~ackache, and leg pains. Just say Bukets to your druggist. In four days if not pleased your 25c will be refunded. Turner Drug Co. "It's pretty hard to beat ™ E "* 01fV n Sulu, deep llrer-ind- BUuU white pointer bitch, I . _ owned by A. G. C. Bird Dotf Sage, New York. Ham- Queen 41, iby Clyde Morton. t HERE is aa action picture ance. So Sulu is the queen; the of the famous Sulu, the other is just a dog. pointer who swept every- Just as Nature favored Sulu, thing before her at National she favored Natural Chilean Ni- Field Trials of 1936 at Grand trate of Soda. Just as Sulu has Junction, Tenn. Sulu, the queen many elements in Nature's bal of them all! . ance, so has this nitrogen fer- Thousands of bird dogs range tilizer. Nature aged and blended the fields... but there's only one into Natural Chilean, more than Sulu. To this glorious creature thirty "impurities", or vital ele- Nature gave.her greatest gift, a ments that your crops need to perfect balance of the vital cle- grow and to produce their best, ments; speed, scent, endurance, These vital elements are in instinct and intelligence. An- addition to Natural Chilean's otherpointermaybe just as good quick-acting nitrogen. That's to look at, but Sulu has that vital why Natural Chilean is so good Spark—everything in perfect bal- for your land and your crops. Natural Chilean NITRATE «f SODA 7558F -J NATURAL AS THI GROUND IV COMM PROM i With Vital Elements in Nature'* Balance and Blend RADIO— "UNCLE NATCHEL & SONNY" \ FAMOUS CHILEAN CALENDAR CHARACTERS T See announcement* of leading Southern Station! Then we happened to walk in and we had to talk ourself blue in the face to keep him from hav ing guards built around the cele brated Browning knees !* He wouldn't have noticed us if he hadn't happened to brush against us and snagged a hole in his trousers on our left knee cap. • • * The following bit of poetry, written by Charlie "Longfellow" Wolfe, needs a bit of explanation so that those who read it may receive the fullest possible bene fit. It seems that when King Edward abdicated in his love for Mrs. Simpson, three prominent Jonesville citizens cabled him an invitation to make Jonesville his ■•' ■ • V - ■ ■' K " - • ' THE ELKIN TRIBUNE, ELKIN, NORTH CAROLINA home. The poem gives the de tails: When Edward the king quit his throne, Some of our townsmen sure did moan. They said In unison "he's a good boy So let's get together and send him great joy! Let's send him a message, ere he should roam, And say, dear David, make Jones ville your home!" A committee was named, a com mittee of three Instructed to act—feel perfectly free; One was a carpenter makes plenty of noise, He always builds but never de stroys. One was a merchant, a merchant prince, Who spent a dime once but never has since. The last was a farmer who tills the soil And has a hobby of peddling oil. The message was paid for, after much drumming And great was their joy, the reply "I am coming!" Now this committee can surely wave banners But when it comes to eating they have no manners. So they agreed in harmony the thing to do Was send to Elkin for a certain Jew Who is full of manners, and you can bet Will learn those boys theif eti quette. So I will close. This Jew you know Is a clothing merchant whose name Is ? Your guess is as good as ours. • • • Time stands still for no man; neither do time payments. • * • We've heard folks say, who ought to know better, that news papering was a romantic profes sion. We don't know about that, but we do know its a big pain In the neck sometimes. » • • We sure do need rain. | BURCH | Rev. A. B. Hayes of Mountain Park preached at Little Rich mond Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock instead of 11 o'clock as announced. The postponement was on account of the funeral of Muncie Cockerham at Rocky Ford Baptist church at 11 o'clock. Those from other churches at tending services at Little Rich-, mond Sunday were: Mr. and Mrs.; Coney Burton and family, Buck Burton, Rev. E. B. Draughan of Union Cross; Mr. and Mrs. Sid Hudspeth of North Elkin; Miss Jennie Joynes of State Road and Odell Collins of Elkin Valley. Spe cial music for each service was rendered by Zollie Parsons of Mountain View. Mrs. Sanford White, who has been ill for several weeks, does not show any improvement her i many friends will regret to know. Mr. and Mrs. Charlie Snow and family of Boonville moved here the past week. They are resid ing in the M. B. Williamson res idence. Mrs. Emmie Hampton spent the week-end at Fairview the guest of Mr. and Mrs. D. W. Sprinkle. E. S. Sneed was the week-end guest of friends and relatives in North Elkin. Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Sneed had as their dinner guests Sunday, Rev. A. B. Hayes and Zollie Par sons of Mountain View, Mr. and Mrs. M. G. Sneed and Miss Flor ence Carter. Due to the bad roads and weather conditions. Rev. L. B. Murray of State Road did not fill his appointment at Little Rich mond Baptist church Sunday evening. Mrs. Roy Hampton has been ill for the past week, but is improv ing, we are glad to note. Mrs. Ruth Park of lnston-Sa lem is spending several days here with her uncle, J. T. Ring. Mrs. George Newman of North Elkin is spending several days here with her daughter, Mrs. Paul Jenkins. Misses Sallie and Ruth Bryant of Rockford spent the week-end here the guests of Mrs. Dora Wood. One of the largest crowds ever to attend a funeral service here gathered at Little Richmond Baptist church Thursday morning to pay last tribute to Mrs. J. T. Ring. Rev. T. S. Draughan of Crutchfield and Rev. Isom Vestal of Jonesville were in charge of the services. CARD OF THANKS We want to thank all the friends and neighbors for their many acts of kindness during the illness and death of my wife. Also for the floral tributes. J. T. RING, ltc L. G. HURT and family! HONOR ROLL SHOALS SCHOOL; THIRD MONTH First grade: Trent Bowen, Dwight Kiger, Roy Marion, Gur |nle Lane, Pauline Bottoms, Dor othy Gray Caudle. Second grade: Wade Baker, •Chester Fulk, Carl Wright, Oliver ! Wilson Hauser, Pauline Lawson, ; Nina Marion, Ella Mae Scott, Vir jginia Wright. Third grade: Mary Frances i Marion. Fourth grade: Ollie Bowen. Fifth grade: Carl Hauser, Ray mond Norman, Magdaline Fulk, Gladys Caudle, Ona Marion, Margaret Marion, Eliza Caudle, Mary Frances Speas. Sixth grade: Erroll Owen, Inez Barber, Oleviene Marion. Seventh grade: Nannie Mae Bowen, Albert Butner, Junior Whi taker. "Can you tell me the quickest way to Main street my boy?" ask ed the driver of the ramshackle old car. The boy looked the car over carefully, "Sure,"' he replied. "Take a street car." Midsummer Night's LYRIC TODAYONLV- MF Y T WFFK "A MIDSUMMER „.„. y „I" NIGHT'S DREAM" ™ v News Adm. 10c-25c *IS M * CAB! SHOW FRIDAY ONLY— Friday Night "ONCE diaSj|« SHOW DOCTOR" ml W MS SKY \WM\ January 28— t Adm. 10c-25c ® |fl h WATCH Wife" I£""\3H?"I FOR —; ~— Ki Sfflbr/ut; H FAY WRAY January 29 W "THE GREAT j News-Cartoon ... Adm. ioc-30c | One Day Only ZEIGFELD" ~ c A dra . loc-stc "One Way Passage" She'll Try It "My dear young lady," said the clergyman in grieved tones, as he listened to the extremely modern young girl tear off some of the latest jazz on the piano. Have you ever heard of the ten command ments?" Modem Young Lady: "Whistle a few bars and I think I can fol low you." ' Christopher Columbus, who claimed to be from Genoa, Italy, could not speak Italian. Still Coughing? No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial irritation, you can get relief now with Creomulsion. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything less than Creomul sion, which goes right to the seat of the trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the inflamed mem branes as the germ-laden phlegm is loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have failed, don't be discouraged, your druggist Is authorized to guarantee Creomulsion and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle. Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.) Eyes Examined ' Office: Glasses Fitted Elkin National Bank Building DR. P. W. GREEN OPTOMETRIST Offices open dally for optical repairs and adjustments of all Examinations on Tuesdays and Fridays from 1 to 5 p. m. By Appointment Phone 140 Radio Service BY AN EXPERT , RADIO SERVICE MAN , Complete Line of Tubes and Parts Hayes & Speas (Incorporated) PHONE 70 ELKIN, N. C. Thursday, January 21, 1937
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