I IS 1 \ ■ IppfSjJ' 'M:£ IH 9 _JfriK4_ v fj||| SIXTH ANNIVERSARY ' This particular column of the Gab Bag is No. 312—and marks the column's sixth anniversary as a Tribune feature. Since the Gab Bag has been appearing in The Tribune it has never missed a week and never said anything of any im portance, which should be a record of some sort when you take into consideration that the 312 columns have contained nearly a quarter of a million words. And when anyone writes a quarter of a million* words without saying anything, that something! But shucks, we could easily do it again! The original Gab Bag was or iginated by Jake Wade at the time he was sports editor of the Greensboro Record. After a month or so Jake tired of the dally chore and the column went begging, first to one reporter and then the other. Then it was pushed off on us and began its trek towards a bad end, getting nowhere fast. Jake got the idea for the name m SENSMIOIULHNIIBmON LESS FUEL si&p.~a*ui-Q&, fyuelfyeedutf-Mabel Until now all automatic heat- ■)■■ ■ A fT* A ¥ ing was regulated by stop and KJQL I XL#!/ IMX I go feeding of both fuel and air. Now, for the first time, the new BALANSTAT keeps on feed ing air after fuel feeding stops 7 at the proper firebed depth. The BALANCES noenta result is more heat from less MORE AIR fuel constantly burning at the ... /,. m highest rate of efficiency. Soot ■■ less and smoke making periods of LESS FUEL MB run low burning efficiency are ban ished. Naut, You Can Get the Lowest Heating Cost Only With Automatic Heating at Its Very Best Today the most warming, by us will tell you how much healthful and uniform automatic fuel will be needed by an heating is produced with low- AUTOMATIC BUTLER in priced stoker coal. Under ther- your furnace or boiler to insure mostat and BALANSTAT con- automatic heating at its very trol it brings heating cost down best Low monthly investments lower even than hand-firing. make either attractive hopper or Check up right now. Ask your SELF-COALING, Bin-To coal dealer for prices on stoker Burner Models EASY TO coal. A FREE heating survey OWN. Now is the time to lower next winter's heating cost. - liflfffllli Mr 3 m "MR TO ItWHfK" tfflFtOfllßW MODEL smlwjwiEP woro g 4* JHS O BANISH WASTE, SOOT AND SMOKE... TURN YOUR HEAT MAKING OVER TO THE WAUTOIPC BUTLER COAL STOKER EQUIPPED WITH THE CAROLINA ICE & FUEL COMPANY Phone 83 Elkin, N. C. • ; 1 from a column appearing in a northern daily which was dubbed "The Grab Bag." He changed this to Gab Bag, and then one day discovered that Gab Bag spells the same thing both forward and backward. It pleased him so much that he went about the of fice with a smile on his face for almost 20 minutes. The nearest we ever came to getting fired over the column was the time we innocently made a crack about a laundry returning some shirts on which all buttons had not been broken. One of the biggest Greensboro laundries threatened to cancel all advertis ing as a result, which made the advertising manager very unhap py and gave us a few bad mo i ments. However, due to the fact it was a laundry kicking, the mat ter was finally ironed out okey. • • • THIS AND THAT All directors meetings of every sort that took place the first of THE Et.KTN TRTFU INF, FT KTN. NORTH CAROLINA last week were held at the site of | the new Elkin postoffice so the various officers wouldn't lose anyj time watching the big shovel at work. And whenever anyone was look ing for someone and couldn't find them where they were supposed to be, they just sauntered down to the shovel and 99 times out of a hundred they would find them, chins, in hand, leaning on the railing, deeply absorbed in each | bite the shovel made. Pact is, we j spent Thursday morning there ourself, so we ought to know what i we are talking about. Usually we don't, however. Occasionally we make claim that this column has nine read- j ers, counting ourself, the linotype operator and the proof reader. However, sometimes we wonder if it has any readers, and proceed to write in a paragraph or two to find out. It's easy to find out if you know what to write and we've found out that we may have even as many as 11 readers, and most of them church members. With the bank building 'about completed, the construction of the postoffice building is going to prove quite a comfort to those who enjoy watching things being built. Of course, it's a little off 'our beat, but it's better than nothing. E. W. McDaniel was prepar ing to have his picture taken one morning last week and lost a lot of time wondering whether he should part his hair in the middle or on the side for best results. This week, four years ago, General Hugh Johnson was busy with plans to force observance by employers of the NRA; the jun ior college department of Moun tain Park Institute had just been formally opened, and & campaign was under way in Surry county to reduce tobacco acreage for 1834- 35. Pour years ago this week Rev. Charles B. Howard, pastor of the Enfield Baptist church, was pre paring to come here to assist to a revival at the First Baptist church; and the funeral for Bry ant, Stone, electrocuted for the murder of his son-in-law, had just been held. This week, three years ago, the , tragic crash of an airplane near jciingman had just snuffed out the lives of four people, including Carl Coffey, of North Wilkesboro, nnd the Elkin commissioners, not to be outdone in providing ex citement, had just closed all El kin pool rooms for the umpteenth time in addition to shaking up the police department, transfer ring the late W. G. Church to the night force and dispensing with the services of J. L. Darnell, a change they soon reconsidered. How time does pass! MOUNTAIN PARK Rev. Scales Draughn filled his regular appointment at Mountain Park Baptist church last Sunday. He preached a very interesting sermon on "God Speaking to Man." Mr. John Berry of Raleigh spent the week-end with Mr. and Mrs. W. B. Williams. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Eldridge of Lexington visited relatives here last week. Mr. Manard Calloway of Mt. Airy visited relatives here Sunday. Mr. Claud Harris spent part of Sunday in Winston-Salem. Mr. R. W. Walters of Mt. Airy visited relatives here Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Linville and family spent Sunday at Pilot Mountain. Mr. and Mrs. John Nixon spent Sunday in Winston-Salem. Mr. D. E. Craig spent part of last week in South Carolina. Mrs. Claud Harris entertained her Son Fred and friends on his eighth birthday last Saturday af ternoon from 2:30 until 4:30. Fred was the recipient of many gifts. The children played games, after which tempting refreshments were served. Mr. and Mrs. M. K. Landrieth and family spent Sunday in Spar ta. Mr. Clyde Cockerham of Wins ton-Salem spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Cockerham. Strategy Sinister-looking individual (sig nificantly) —is yer "usband at 'ome madam? Lady (resourcefully) Well, if he's finished his revolver practice, hell be playing in the back gar den with our bloodhounds. Did you want "to see him? Some Doubt Litt—lf I remember correctly you're an optimist, aren't you? Uppe—Yes, after a sort, I be lieve the world Is getting better every day, but I'm not so sure &bout the nights. SATURDAY S THE DAT! Yen, while in town Saturday to the time to call at The Tribune office, pay your subscription and obtain at fine fountain pen and pencil set absolutely free. Saturday is final day of the offer, so dont overlook this opportunity. Patronize Tribune advertisers. They offer real values. EXECUTRIX NOTICE NORTH CAROLINA SURRY COUNTY. Having qualified as Executrix of the estate of John Wilmoth, deceased, late of Surry County, North Carolina, this is to notify all persons having claims agaiilst the estate of said deceased to ex hibit them to the undersigned at Mountain Park, N. C. on or before the 9th day of September, 1938, or this notice will be pleaded in bar of their recovery. All persons indebted to said estate will please make immediate payment. This 9th day of September, 1937. ETTA WILMOTH, Executrix of John Wil -10-21 moth, Dec'd. \wt Wppk GEORGE BRENT HHSA! WW CCti ANITA LOUISE monday-tuesday- T TL M 0 . AGAINST — ln JHH ■ ««?«?• THE SEAI j j of the truly great pictures of all time! M _ s _Jgf Rudyard Kipling's immortal »ole of ships and B ■ ■ 1,11 J HI men ... made into a mighty screen successor / »o "Mutiny on the Bounty \ f ' With CHARLES WINNINGER * v, i r Oß moooowh News Adm. 10c-25c ««vEv : »h^^ l * «|iiifl§ I ' iM'TMHii i Jr®]iinPi®]i[wif'iS «o«»io«w«ioi(Hot saiM lh»^J^vS^oi > News—Cartoon Adm. 10e-30c iS? SSr |ei^» P " P MIM UHIJ"! K ; W IKH MfijH WILLIAM GARGAN—JEAN ROBERTS \ uittii *?L««. . ■ \ Admission 10c Only Selected Short Adm. 10c-25c C om |j|g SpeClSlS! FRIDAY NIGHT, 12:00 O'CLOCK— SEPTEMBER 23-24 "The Case of the "SARATOGA" Stuttering Bishop" jean harlows last picture Short Adm. 10c-25c SEPTEMBER 27*28 Saturday- "The Good Earth' Johnny Mack Brown october 4-5- -In- 808 BURNS-MARTHA RAYE .21 g*B T «g "MonntainMusic" The average business man la kept on the run in endeavoring to catch up with his sleep. Expert Repairing Watehes, Clocks, Jewelry We Now Have Equipment to Make Any Kind of Duplicate Keys. W. M. Wall, Jeweler Phone 56 Elkin, N. C. Eyes Examined Office: Glasses Fitted FJirin National Bank Buildin* DR. P. W.GREEN OPTOMETRIST Offices open daily for optical repairs and adjustments of all kinds. Examinations on Tuesdays and Fridays from 1 to 5 p. m. By Appointment Phone 144 Radio Service BY AN EXPERT , RADIO SERVICE MAN Complete Line of Tubes and Parts Hayes Speas (Incorporated) PHONE 70 ELKIN, N. C. Thursday, September 16, 1937