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COATS ARE EXCLUSIVE WITH I * ' I in important new *AINHOUR'S IN ELKIN r if $7 95 FA L COLORS A L SLZES fajf * SI.OO to $2.98 Inspired Dresses... THE ELKJN TRIBUNE, ELKIN, NORTH CAROLINA OnCEOVER LIGHTLY btOmNERBOTSFORD A Vanishing American I noticed in the papers the other day that the bartenders' union and the W.C.T.U. had un fortunately chosen the same week and the same San Francisco hotel for their respective national con ventions. An intolerable situa tion almost developed, but the bartenders proved gentlemen to a man and gracefully postponed their engagement. I consider this move of the barkeeps very generous. Certain ly if both the unions had held their fishfries at the same time there would inevitably be a con siderable amount of blight cast ing and pall throwing going on, if not worse. And great as is my respect for the W.C.T.U., I still think there is nobody who can take the place of the bartender, a patient soul and one of infinite variety. He listens to more palaver a day than any other living being. He listens to bad jokes by the score and is master of the hollow laugh. He knows all about base ball, politics, and the habits of the boll weevil. This generous gesture of the bartenders in San Francisco is just one more example of the gradual decline of the profession, a decline attributable without question to the influx of women into the drinking business. In the first place they don't know what to do with their feet, being totally incapable of nego tiating that brass rail which is such a necessary adjunct to ev ery potation depot. Draping the pedal extremity over the footrail is a prerogative of man's alone, and has reached its present form of polished technique from gen erations. of careful stepping over door sills when in a jingled con dition. A woman leaning on a bar looks like a spavined camel who, in a preoccupied moment, has stepped into the Great Tar Pit of Utah. No profession can operate under conditions like this. Furthermore, women in bars eat all the peanuts and order drinks like Pink Ladies and sloe gin Ella Booles. Instead of en gaging in standard conversation about the technicalities of the infield fly or the wonders of the human foot, they gibber among themselves of a girdle sale at the (} :jyr / 4 Lf^ ■y SHE'S IN TOW SATURDAY Zooming down on us with a cargo of fashion news, Miss Barbizon will arrive from New York Saturday to tell you about the new silhouette, the new colors and styles in pajamas, gowns, slips. Have you seen that marvelous bra-top slip? The new novelty dot Satin Seraphim pajamas? The Satin Dasche gown ensemble? If not .. . . see them today! P. S. If yon are hard to fit, er hard to please, talk your problem over with Miss BarbUon. There Is a size and a length for every type flfore. ' Sydnor-Spainhour department store and how to train their husbands. For that matter, a woman In a bar sol emnly believes that every man in the place has evil designs on her and is contemplating a daring abduction on a milk-white horse. If they don't believe it, they hope it. When I consider all these things, I feel very badly about the future of the barkeep. I am overcome by nostalgia, and I rik .I'll go out for a small beer w#p into. There are also a touple, of things about the Jap anese "beetle I want to talk over with somebody. Rev. S. M. Browi> Passes in West Rev. Sanford M. Brown, 83, native of Hamptonville, Yadkin county, died at his home in Kan sas City, Mo., last week. He was buried there Friday afternoon. Rev. Mr. Brown left Yadkin county in 1877, after being or dained as a Baptist minister. He founded the Baptist publication, Word and Way, and was its ed itor 42 years. He was also author of several books. Dr. Brown had made 83 visits to his native Yadkin since he left it 61 years ago. His widow, a daughter and a son "survive in Kansas City, to gether with several relatives in Yadkin county. JUNIORS TO STAGE SPECIAL PROGRAM The public is invited to enjoy a special program of quartet singing and piano solos in the Junior Order hall on North Bridge street Friday, September 30, at 7:30 pjn. The program will last only 30 minutes, following which all Juniors are urged to remain for a business meeting. This announcement was made by Z. B. Martin, councilor. Charles Jones will have charge of the music. PROGRAM PRESENTED AT BAPTIST CHURCH At the evening hour of worship Sunday at the First Baptist church members of the Woman's Missionary Union of the church presented a program on state missions. The meeting clofed with a playlet, "North Carolina Tomorrow," in which several members of different groups of the organization participated. A revolution may be brought about by the proeess of evolu tion, but the change is so slow it is barely discernible.