NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY
Disc Harrows, Drag Harrows, Pulverizing Harrows, Corn Planters, Ccnbitalun Plenttif,
Fertilizer Dislributors, Manure Spreaders, Oliver Chilled Plows, Tiger ard Red Sfar
Tobacco Transplanter, American Wire Fence, Galvanized Roofing. Prices always ll.e
lowest. Come to see us for anything you r.ced. We carry a c( n f !«te Stc( k. ’icu
remember our MOTTO is QUALITY
J. R. and J. G. MO YE
Established IS66.
E.G Flanagan,
Managed
^^U(BC5VC®=
MANUFACTURERS OF
Buggies,Phaetons, Carriages, Etc.
(jREENV/LLE, N.G..
The Flanagan Line Is The Quality Kind’
AS THACKERAY SAW US.
His Opinion of American Cities and
Civilization In 1852.
I'iirly ill I H'l i. iiilior of isrrj'rijiiok<-r:iy
wrulc rroiii .New Vork (.ily lo a friuuil
ia 1 ; •■I’vo liui ii tiiMo unil ttii'l'u
in till- 'uiiiH'i- fi'ii’ WDiiil. hut iiutuuich.
it's tin- iniist niriijiis variiiVli oC civi;i
ziiti"ii. J 111' uii'ls illt; ili'csscd liUe tiK;
niosi MiiMiiiii;; I'riMK'li .-u-trosMes, tlio
lioii-i'- 1'iinii'in'il lilic >|ili‘)iiliil ^raiiiliJiii^'
liMU.-i s. Ii's all pilil aiid \i‘ilo\v brii
f'Uili', :r;il lailii's ;ilo I'l'cli.'!!
sholl ImiV-;, ;m|i1 tlH‘ lll>'lSC< .'I TO ail Sll
r;i‘\v ih.'U ihi. ualN arc iin| (■vcii pii
I'ci''-'l, aii.l I'll till' walls ill llio inlilsi.
I'T till' haii^iiin-; nl' lirmMili' and tin'
ornnniiius ^ulil rrainos ami iiiiiTitr ymi
lili:'.' tw.'iM'iiiiy [li'-liii'c.s anil ooi'ji-
II! 11 rim s."
Tun iiiviiilis iatiT 111' wrnh' I'riun I!al
(i:ii'ii'i‘: "Now I liavi' si'i'ii ilii-i-o jiri'at,
cllii's-r.isiMii. Ni'w \iirk, riiilaili'l-
pliiM, I ihiiik I lilic Ihi-iii .ill iiii”lily
well, Thi'y si'i'iii t'l In- iinl civilizi'il
as our l.iMiil'iii, liiit iiinvi' Ml than Man
du'-'trr iniii 1 .l\I'rpiiiil, At ij'isinu i-
very u'o.iil liii'raliiri' I'niiiirifiy iiiili'i'il.
U >' I.!..' IMiiil)iir;:li I'":' llial a \ a-;i
^iiM'iiii.l .i|' li.rxi.'ia .iii'l 1^'Mi.sliih'.^-;
ovi'iyu lirri': that nl' Ni-w tlicslin
pli'st anil leas! (iri'li'ir i>iiis, t' lr il stif !
liri’s ihal a tnaii sln'iitil l.i’i'p a tini*
lumsi'. t;ivi' partii's aini liavr a i|:iu:;!i
ti'r t'l ".'I all till' NM.'i;.! I I him.”—I’ills-
bur” 11 I‘ri;ss.
STICK INSECTS.
They Sleep In the D^iytime by Going
Into a Rigid Trnnce.
Olii
till' niiisl ciiriuiis Inlialiiianls
of till' insci't wnrlil i> what Is knnwn
;ls (In* slii'k ifisi’i’t, ali'Hif \\'!iicli l’r<i
ft'SMT Srhniiilt Ilf dll' Inipi'iial iiiii
voTsily III SI. I'i‘! i-r.Ni 111 l.a-- bi'i'a
inakiiu sdiiii' strai!.i;f i|isi i'vi'i-:i'
Tlii.- ipii'i'i' iii'i'i't ii-i.,ahi> ill a 'I’la'i
Sl.'iti- iliirin:; till' linir' nl' d.iy'i^ihi.
Fntil I'liw it has alw;iys I'l-i ii siiptin...i'.|
that lliis was sliiiiili.-r. Ii'il I’ruri'S'".'
!'<'hiv,i,'.i says it I.- ri'.aMy a st.atr ui'
oatali'i sy, or tran f, wiili-li llii' in-.i-'i
li.'is il"V I'lijjM'd a'i a ii.'i'.-.'i:s III' firi'li-'
tiuii -i^ainst its I'lii'inii-.
"’I In (iiMi of Ihi I' iraiii'i's tin- in
fii'i 1 - '.'III I'i'inaiii f'lr h"iii's i:i ni.i't
al'ii' :';:;al pnsilinns-vi^i.,,!;. ,,n tlu'ir
lir-.iil'. tint ii'i ihcir ha-'k-i nr with
lln'il’ •':^s I'xli'iiiii'il hi:;h hi ill
I .'till! Ill' hiiil.v ari-!i'"l lii l!n' l..iai
; Imw I »iily siiliii' pr'ili'ii-i'il i‘\ :Ii'
j (if III.' in'rviuis sysi.'iii will ri.ii'i-
I frma l.'iis ri'.’iil r;,la!i-|.i j.' sl.il'-,
wlii'ii lln‘ Iraia-i' iu.i.r llh'y
.siL'iis '.’-halcvi'r nf i:ris,"ilar r.\;iL,'i
Tl ■ -tii'k inse t pas'i's all i!^
in a irani'i' aiiil I'l'cil- :ii iiLliI "
fulla-.'.' Ilf pl.ints w’li'i'i' il livi's.
chain;!'.
• an'
nii'iil
t'.'iii
hi;’
W- Ir;
i|.l.\ ;
I I■
-lA
We Have on Hand
Fa . i i i ,1 3 o r Far.J C irs. al so assessories.
' ) r : • • ij: t J o.T 1 ij i!i i.'s cash or negotable notes
We tliJK pitrjis for pist fivars and Solicit a continuance
of same.
Ford Supply Co.
j ivor‘»t c«'i*»es. iiotiinttor of liow lotiii' standitir;,
:iie c'Jicd I'V tin woudfiiiii. <>«l it-Iiablt? 1'-.
Por(cfs Aiitisrt Oil, it n’if'vts
I 1‘aiu and Heals at the same limf. Cfc. fl ■' i
Trainlria the Young Cow. j
Two Wiishinfitoii yonns;;?ti'rrt wpro
vlsltiiif: tlii'ir fatlicr's country place
In Virginia \\ln'n (Uiis of ilu'tn ob-'
served: i
"Mario, 1 don't so<» liow rows can [
eat grass. l)o you?" j
Marii'^ Kavts flic question approprl-1
ate consideraU^jii and then replied: |
■'I supposo >t's liko tills; Wlion thi)
cows arc yotiiig th<! mother cow keeps;
sayiii!; to her c’lildren: "If you don’t
eat grass you s'laii'c have any pio.” |
Phone 237.
Greenville, N. C.
rsxatsm'ji'' vjg:.egTmftMtfiOTyEaian««ii»wag'CT
S. T. HICKS
Plumbing & Heating Contractor
Moved to New Store on Fourth Street
Opposit Allen’s Stables
Esti nates Cheerfully Given on all Work Large or Smal'
Repair Work a Specialty
Out of town work will receive our
prompt attention
Residence Phone 385-L. Office Phone 60.
COLDS & LaGRIPPE
5 or 6 doses 666 will treak i
nny case of Chills & I'evcr, Colds
& LuGrippe; it acts on the livoi-
better than Caloirel and docs nol
gripp or sicken. Pru'e 25c. j
J. C. LANIEB I
WOMMKMS .4XI> HKAI» SlOMSj
.4M) IKO> I KX KS }
ClUlLX VIMiK. • NORTH ( AKOM>n
TRY a Ton oi Our
Cotton Seed Meal Feed
cheaper than e. s. meal.
HALL & MOORE
Office at Carr and
Atkins H 'ware Store.
W. s. Newcomb,
House Painting, - - Interior Decoratoi
Paper Hanging, Wj^dow Shades.
New Gar
den Seed
Flower Seed
Onion Sets
Maine Red Bliss
Irish (lit;
Seed Oats
Rape Seed
Dr. Hess Slock
Poultry Powder
S M SCHULTZ
PHO>E U OFTEN
ROBBING THE COAL PILE.
•imoke That Goes Up the Chimney li
Fuc! Thrown Away,
I'or the lieiiclil Ilf !i' ,\' iiiK! w hii iiin\
II It SCO the !inalii:;\ lieiwceii a rolilied
dial pile iind ii sinnkiiii: ehiinney i',
may lie hrieily ;md simply e\iilained.
'i'lic vi.sihle (lart In .'■niuki' is nearly
all carliuii, either ii« Mmt er eitider. an'
'•arhoii is the pi'iiii-lpal eoinlmstilil
; art nf coal i. e.. tin useful part, Ihi
part eaiiahle of yieldiiiL'' heat. Ciirlini
eiiMipletely linriii"! fi rms a:i invisihh
L'as. carhcin dinxidi'; thi'refi'l'e wlieii
iver the jr.a-es fr.U'i i stiiek show
l.I.'lek they t-ni'taiii (■■arlmn, •^iijeh ilidl
eales that I'nnipli'te ci-n'ih'ist.i .n ha^
not taken plaee in the (i illi'r rurniiei'.
In othi'i' words, al. • f tin- availahti
he.lt ill the eoal I'as n I heeii reali/.ed
It i.s the same as iiioii.i;li the eorri'
sp'indiim part of the ■•nal fed Into tin
fnrn.'iei' had hreii thr'iui; away, fia-
r.llhiiiiL’li it has pa .i-l liiruiiuh tin
fnrnaee, it has hi i n I'liinvn away i!|
Ihe slaik lieyuinl ri" i very. Is Iliis
then, so vi'ry d I'fi'ri'iil. froi.i inliliiiii.
t 111' I’l''' I pile V
'I'he iiwner wli" thi'ouL'li iunoraiiei
allows eiiiidit imis '■> i'\i-i w hii h ar'
!vit l';n onb;e i" Ih" nii"! ■■(■"n'Hnii .i
oiieration f !■'' ln';'"r fiii .'i:ii es, a
thmii^h hi' I.- iiir.v:! 1 iiii^iy inl,l;inir hint
RINGS OF AIR.
How to Blow Out a Lighted Candl*
Twelve Feet Away.
Tlie di.siaiico from wliicli fin avora/ie
man can lilow out a eandU* rarely ox-
ceods three feet. If lui i.s an ade[>t at.
blowing smoke rini;s, however, a can
(lie may be exiiniiiii'hed at twelve feet.
Of cor.rsc the smoke i.sn't necessary.
An ordinary air riiiji will do anil lias
the addeii ad' iinla;4e of lieiiiy; invisihle.
Hiinpl.r pii.'kcr iho inouili as you would
to !ili'\\ a siiioki- rini; and e\|iel air in
a iju''i'. -’ :.rp iraj.iii-:- Il lakes a
;^iiiid d".al •' i.rai ;ii'. 'o d ' ii.
All I'a.-i'-i- In ■ ii )V. Il.i' I'Ifeet if
one i.'- dni;l.i !'i:l is i • pl.'fi' a sheet of
Cloth e.invas nxi'r the open side of
a lin.x ntlierw i.-i' clns. d, niaking a
small. rnlllid hnln ill alinlllrr si,i,>.
p HI .'I '-harp i!i.ii,i"'r nii (he
■ iiile :ur rinus w ill Ix-
I i;
I self,
os\ n
The
;s tii-vnri!h !
■o;il pill' r
-(■•aliny: finm hi-
'I'hen la
eain as a nd ih\ I
prodiii’ed. 11 11
person'.'- I are :il
hf wi'.l fi'el I hi
far.'. Only a fi
to e.\t iiijj-ilish a l aiiille ai
To ri'hder l he riiu''- \ i- I
may he liiirni'd in ll.n Pn
d|s|i Ilf aKiliinm.i m:iy In
liy sidi' wilh a s;:;;! .
Clilnrie in’id. Il
i these liipiids makiiiL;' a do
CURiOUS PIPEFISH.
Amateur Henclsm.Tn.
Mi'si if ns .arn umii in iliii.k nf Ilm
lielK'M'h’iienl ;is a relic nf the dark at;i's
hilt !hi.' last di"-aiita! ii'ii wlia h t' ";<
plni'c in the r.l'ili-'h i.-l.'s WI-; no late-
tli'Oi 1^'JH. The vii-linis wi'i'n uvn nil
forliinates whn had I.ikcii a | :irl in llli'
lioiinyimiir risi|.- and i-\-i‘ nnnvi-ii'd
of hii;h treasnii, '|'ln' si'i.ien -i' w.as n.-ir
ried out ill .'siiriiiii.'. S-nibnul. The
headsnian, w Im wa-, nia'l."d .'uid wnre
11 seruo f;ow n, was a smiih. iinr\ niis
ni.in wliodi'l Ills wii'k sn liad:y that it
was not tmlil ihn Ilii!'! simki' that h.'
di"-apltaled "in id' ih,' i; ii 11 O't llli.'l In-
The assenil'.nd ' T'lv.d v, ' ...j ".Miirdi'r!"
iilid the nii-'i'iMli I' hi'iid-iii la was hn.n-.l
I') remark, "i i-h |n lu'a'i'ii 1 had iini
it to do." I'nr a ln.:u liliie his idi'ii
lify was a ni.vsin:'^. I.in il l.iler dnvel
( IH'il that hn w.is a .'nim;; niedieal sia
di'iit I'f (Jlas'^iiw. Till' a\ and Ilm
mask ■wlii' h le' n-ed mi Ihn n.i-a'i.ni
may still l>e s. n!i. - .New Vmk .Sun.
What He Left.
Kesidiiii; in a liltle \ liia:;e is a law
yer who is fani'ius fn|- dia'\ iim wi.U
in whii-li liiMiieh of l.ii-iin'ss hn h.is
|nii" I'lljoieil iliiinnpnly nf Ihe enua
try for miles arornd.
A I'ow niiiiilhs siii' i' a wnallliy m.in
died. There was mu h spei-iilation as
P) the vahio of ihe piopnii.v. and ihe
iowil jiossip set .ill.'Ill In liiid nut I he
facts, lie liiiidi'd up she lawyer, and.
after it few pri'limin.-iry miiiarks ahoiii
the tleeeased. hn said railmr lilunlly:
"1 stlppiisi; _M1|| niaiin I'.rnwu's will', "
••Ye.s."
"Tlioii you prohalil.' knnu Imw mU' h
he left. Wiiiild .\nii iniml lellin;; me'," :
“Not at all," the lawyer answered, |
as ho ri'surnei! his writing;, "lie li'i't
everylhim,' he had "
Males Have Pockets In Which
They Cdfry THeir Youn-g.
The kaiD^ai'n.r h.is alu'a'.s snniiM"! ti.
havf tl.n liiiiiinpoly I'f Ihal .-i'U. nnieiit
wav .if rair\iii:.' i!s Piliies in a poiieh
hot it has 1 disi'mnri'd that a (isl
ha I till* saiiii' iisi'i nl rnnnplaeln. w liii’l
it l.'-'eS fnr thn saillf plirpnsi'. The pipn
hsii. as it Is n.illiij tr im the lnii:;lh 'il
Us .jaws, has a po kni mi The Uiidel
sidn nf ils liiiily ni'arl.\ half iis iniiu'ni
It is foiiiid 111 Ihe II,.la' spi'i'lns nlilv :ind
IS till- only pail II'' Ms h'id,v whn h ■
Ill'prntneli'il l.y l.l'un p.alns, wha ll
t;iki' Ihe I'iai n of srao's in ils protei livi
■•irmnr.
It a pipi'li -h is lak'-il fl' 111 I'm walel
and ils :i!il.' m n-, ^l,,d.eii i.e.t of tin
poll' h Ii.ai-k into ilm '.v.ali-r thn,v aiway-
seem I'iiher uii.ililn nr disin' Hiind P
run aw:i.\. Ilul if l!;n fallmr is p'.a n.
ill the water a,i;:iiii all Ilm 'Uiall li-l;
imnii'dialely swini h:i k ihi'pnu.-li
Thc'e i iirioiis Hull' I ri'iiiures ha\epl'e
hcnsih' lails, wlii'di tlie;. ii-.i' m hoM m
III Ihe seaWl'i'il tl p.''n|ei'l 1 Ilnm.Si.'lvi'-
fi-'Uii lieiie^' iar;ied awa.\- l.y the lidn
Till' pipeli--li is similar lo llm small eel
lieim; ahnut a fn.it in liimlh :iud an
ineh in lhi.'kiii''S. r.ni, uiiliKn ilie <i<
it has a Very Inin; j:iw and lim pr.-ulia’
defeiisiv e armnr ali i ad.v l.u-nl a'lied.-
\ew Vnrk .s'uii.
Facts Ver.SLis Fancies.
Kiihard l.n ihij.innne ua^ .',\m!ia-
thi/.ii;,:;' wilh a .\nui:u' wriiiT whnse
linnk i>f p'.elry had hnni refusi-ii h.v
t welve piilili.- Imrs
"Keal Invnrs nf p'li'ii'y." sai l Mr. I.i
tlallieiilie, "are lii f-'i'luiiately 1h'Co:u
iim' r:ire. Ti.,, many penple nowadavs
are like the ,jiiii.:n.
"This ,iudt;i' w.as ri ' ominended hy a
j Thee.si
I the eand;.' .11
I ener,i;'y of
I pra<'tii.'il!y ai:
I nii.2. while a
set in Miolinii :i
I and is therefnrt
I I’eenrd Herald.
e I' I'.'iliied at .1
e iim;- are made
s .!,i.y slilk. Ill-'
iaU are tie, es.sar\
le al I wep.e feet,
\ 1- I'll' a 'mud;;e
,e I'.iv, ..r a smal.
piared side
'1 hyd.-o
'! !',:mes lit
,.-e Mii.ilje,
tinn w h.v one I'an put 'tut
: w .■ '. •• feet is that tile
ii !si ir 1-. ''(luserved an<t
; retained iTi !lii‘ smoke
smipl'' IiIiiw:m,' has to
whole sireaiii of dir
w :i ii'fiii. — I 'hiea^o
BOTH SIGNED THE NOTE.
A Financial Formality That Puzzlet.
Both Clay and Webster.
The nil'll ill n’li -ia! Wasliiii;r!on seem
to have less nf :i halo about them than
in the ivood old d i,'-s, w ill'll tliu tower-
in:; fnrin of Websier ir Henry Clay
; would attract ninre alleiili'Ui on I’etin
SJ Ivaiiia avenue Ihan a brass band or
a tana'o (lancer in IPl 1, In i hanii tlit-
mher d.iy I saw a i.nie indnrsed joint
l,\' by IIenr,\ <'lay and lianiel Webster.
• The stnry is tnid that I'lay asked \V(di-
.‘ter In ii.d I'n .1 ;.n;e \\i:li h;iii f>,U'
.•f .'"ii III
I “.\ll i'i;;hl." ^aid the sMalimis and
: tlinii;;litfi;l V\'n!i,^ter. "IT d" sn. Clay,
if yiiu'll I).,1,1' it ,<l.ooii :iii'l ;;iv(‘ me
I half," ('!:i,\ a_:rei d In the i-.iinliaet,
; and th(> twn -el nl!t In! I'.,ini;er UiRirs,
: .sillied the ii"te wilh due snleniiiily ami
i Seeiil'ed Ihe |1|M a'l'ds, ,\s Ilii'V sWUli;4:
1 across the lhre>h'i!d out a:;'aill oil tile
I .•IVeJllle ;||i|J d.liiied H:i' mnnev Web
poelii; friei.d P
j;reat man nf I In
he on”ht I" rea
liaviii:; hear.i m
NV'niiM iry liini.
" nd wh:ll dll ;
liis friend In b.'‘
w.idl'd I hroii:;!i i 1
i hiilioii,' 'Isl.': if
•• 'We!!, We;; III
is.' said the iud .e
re.nl Shelley. 'rhe
I I w '■:ii l In.- sillipO'e.l
.1 liltle p.ietry, aii.l
mil' It nf She'lev, I
ster in lb.-- p .iide-nus \iiiee remarked
I to i'la,\, "Ilf 111',', w h.\' d'l yon supp.-ise
I .Mr. i;i,::^s Wa’:led "Ur i:.-.mes nil that
I note;"
I ••It ballli's me, liiidi'l." responded
] Clay. ■ I’efli.ips he desired suuie nie-
i iiieliln to hand ilnun l.i pnsierily, for
. I OMIllmt a! thi - ll.iin.' lll n';, eive liow
i it is ^nin^ t. I i. ■ .1 f. I ilie present
! s'eiier.iiiiui
The eaii eled n"In is | ..I i\ ,i valued
I siiuveiiir, wnilli i.i.;i',v iinn's its !a<'e,
j because nl I lie iliiisir i'Us 'imii'i's. .loe
I MiP'liell ('happle in .\'ai;' i,a! Ma}{:i
, .'ii.e
"II I hiiik nf if.-' ~ lid I
.iitih;.' after he hai
"W iia-.'s nf T.i ip-.v
beaiil iful
. ,\i's. ! daresay i
•r'-;i wh.ii 1 V !i.
t'l l.ll'lW is
the fa' Is','
w h"ii ar.
" -W.sir.n
w I
il'MI'.; ||
III Star.
■I a!
Thft Stip^eme Court. |
The Sll|i','nuie 'Mill nf |!,n rniled'
Slates is siii'p.end ' i i'C ^'riiil;> noii-i
political, fi-i'e fii'ii all parties ,ind:
ah'tve all parfic'. Il u i < desiunii) h.\'I
tile falhi'is nf Ihe ' ni,st ;i ,ii inn ;n ait’
as the i\nrii'ir." nr "llywheel." ni'
oiir -yslem nf U'i\•■rnnii'iii, nainlaiii
im; .iusii.e and riiili! in Ihe midsi nf
the w raliLilii.L." fai-t inns and chishii.u in-
teresls. enrdill:.: In Ihe I henry, |l|e
Mlpl'eme eoiiri is In kimw nnihir,-.; b it
the eonslitul mu .ml the law- (h.it af"
made in piirsiian. e iherenf and in ev
ery matter that is br'iii'.^lil up befnre it | |i|.,ssnUi'' I'
ll. h.ild Ihe bahmne .'\en, muardl'-s nt, , ^
T\^ain^s Rate.
M irk Tw.lill WillI !'| ,l':.| n|.e Mlllo
I Ili'ibili sh'iW in h s Ii fe I le went
will, .a lieli-nil trii nil After he had
imvn i!te i'.iis and nilier sights
the frii'Ii'l 'ai'l; 'a nuie m; .iVer here.
The irreale-1 s;,;,,..|nan in the ailtoimi
bi',e bii'liiess K vsnrkilr.^. a Ini 1 Want
nil 1,1 hnar Ibiii,'
They vent !.i a plane where l!ie
'a.'esniali uas t.a’kiii” P. a f'nssilde
eiisl. ",nr ab.i':! th" iii'tIis nf [ijs car.
lie W.IS rillliiu nill'v.-'rd >" last that
Tw.ain uaspnd
"Sake- alne, ' -ai'l Iwai’i in liis
slowest drawl, '•if m,\ pub'i-liers ever
heard ll.e t.-i’k a- f.asi as that man
dues Ihi'V Wn'ildii t pay ni" ll'i i ciits a
, waird "I e\ en ..a'lit- I'hi y'd ake
I me produce wnril- ab.. :| a h:ii..|red fur
j II ni- ke!."- Saia-da- l;^ e;,ii '' I"
Ilnw is it III
sa.\ s|ire,id' s.
Ion;;', w liile niir
seem si'Uiehnw
Did Hii Sh.ire.
The Ipcliirer raised l.i, \ .I'c with
einphutic conliileiii e
•'It Is ni,v ln'licf, aii'l I \enture Ini
assort it." ik.-declari d. 'that there isii I
a mail in (his audience who has e\er
done anyihiim to prewiit the des'ruc
lion of (iiir vast Imest - '
A rather timid henpocked limkin:;!
man quietly amse in the rear of ihe
hall !ini! said.
"I—er—I've slmt w onilpeckers:"—I'.v-1
ery body's. j
An Idyl.
••He is my ide.d ami I'lii his idol,"
said IIk' «;iri.
•■.\iid .voii." lo\e .-ilT-iir/"
•'Is an idyl "
■•.\n(l your liair eV"
•■He's idle. .■i''..nrdiu^' to pap.i."—I.a
die.s' Home Jniiriial. j
A F sh Story.
In a school lor ' nlnrod children the
pupils were asked to conslrili l :i sen
li'iico contaiiilu'.; the word •‘aniphih
foils." t)iiick as a ila«h '.me hoy f;.ne
Iho followtiii; I
“Most 11,h stiiries am lihious."—I'e
frolt I''rei‘ Press •
Pretty Rich.
I.ouiso—Are they rich eiiousli to af
for(l competent servants'; .luli.i—My
doarl They’re rich euongh to alTorJ
I'lsbonest ones —l.ifiv I
evers ihiii;; I'Isi'.—.New \ ork .\ i
I
A Golf Outrage. ^
The I'.arl nf W'eiiiyss w.is nn a I'ifi ;
j;olf course mi mie oecasl <u acenmp j
paiiied hy an n!d ■■a.ldi'.' llis Inrdshipi
;;ot Ills hall mi "io‘ n. i a-'.in s., near lln I
hole that to pla,\ il was, as it appealed,
fo him siiperlhioiis, s,, |i,. sliij|dy lip '
ped it in with Ihe l.ie "f Ins boot. j
The caddie re\,.Ited ilislauter, threw
down the ■luli- .iiei Ionised linrrilied |
,r
can'l liii'i a p'.i'-.
is tha 1 s,',a i.,( i i
wliereas praisi
iiii means h\ e|\ n
ama' urilleii, -,','i
Oil wiili mii-i.ir.|
I'Ncile- i l'|. ipn...,
Cidd ! I .ej,,i w Ml .
sickb . ii:.'e . -I.II _
Sc.ind'il.
:'t II i|
. W ili,'l.\ .!
.1 I. kind
In take f.
t ih.-'t i
Iud I: es
'■I- In ^1
pn
wlli'li men
.| 1.1-Is S'I
■vni'ls dnn't
I an,! bear
til' stony
'tty o.'wers
vvI 'ertaiti it
li brisk l.illc,
I ni:;hhnr is b,v
A II aeipiuint-
; i d and sci v-
I.veilin' pepper
reas a sbee of
'•'Ily is but H
I hii' k.-ra V.
When he fmiad wolds |,i -peak it
was to say, "Ham; it. me l,ir,l, i;n,vf's
t-'ow r:"
Her Goodness
!iride,v->1 y w ii'i' i- a verv irnnd ennk.
Wise iJet oiill Her m.'Iher Pild me
she was jiisi lakiii.; ii"i lirst lessniis
when ynu tnanied her Hridey—I’.x
ai'll.v She was I i tintii;h not |o
cimliiiiic her les-..;i,, ,ui inn I'hiiadei-
plii.a I’ress
.K n
erpn ,1 '.
an.I tnv
niarki',1
\ ii.
•'Mv dear
this sn ip "
••There
rather hav.
— Hall tin.ire
Not to Bl.ime,
tin're'- t".i mnr'.i
'alo;'
in
I (n!d Ihe enilk .loll Wnnl'i
1 il se i'nt>''d with parsley ■•
,\iiii ri' ,111
I! Acquainted,
Ilia J a I W as Pik'ui; a 1,1 v
’."I'n- I . t he Stale- u ilh hei-
d Ihe I I'I nf III,. j(iuru»*.» re
'll IS .I. painful In fi'el lliat
j one is -I. Hear !i.,iii'' W'e 'UiLilif In
, siuhl Sandy I!", ;; this a•'lenioon "
I "Shall We','" e\ laiined her friend,
' " 1 h- t w til be III ■■ I 'nii'l leil me whi'-li
I one he IS I ,'aii alw.iy- pak a .Sents
man nut nf a > rnwd, " t hief Stew'ird
Strong Presumption.
I l aw.M'r-V'Ui sa\ Ihal Ihe defendant
I Van Ills aulmnnbi e ii,|" the show win
dow of a millinery store: hut Ihnt
iloesn'l show he w.as inioxieated, doe.s
il? Iiflii er—Well, no; bin wIii'ii I ar
rested liim he was tr.vini: on the hats! —
■New >'nrk I ; Inbe.
I A H.ird Case.
^ i "His wife e,ii'!is her ow u money
, , I "IndeedI 1 did nnt know shi* was
smart meet pe iji e w hnm ihey reeoi; '
Wh.
Sm.T^'tness
[|.',i|,'|. tl'iiil;
thev
liize .ts smarler Ilian lln'mselves (hey
rail them •■i)i-ajr.'i'.ili e " - lieiroit
,>'ews
The t!ioUi;hts
file wealth of (
fri;
if his heiirt, these are
mHn.-Hurinpiic Siiy-
I'liipli.v cd."
"Oh. yes; hard al it all the lime."
hat doi's -he do':''’
‘•Works him lo >;ive tip. ’—New York
.touriial.
Wait is a hard word to the hunjjry.--
German I’rorerb.