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to your medicine. I can recommend it
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Coekbah, 1103 Rutland Street; Balti,
more, Md
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sensations, faint,
ing spells or Indigestion, should take
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In one case it cured an old lady of Terr I
severe attack of Rheumatism in the neck I
and shoulders."
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(JATAlXKiUE FEKJL
Don't Buy a
PIANO
until you have written the great house
of C has. M. Stibff. It wi II oaly coat
two ceuts and you not only save many
dollars in a pnrchase, but run ho risk
of securing a cheap piano. No mat
ter what agent or dealer is trying to
sell yon, write Sties' beiprs roa boy;
THE STIEFF-
is the only artistic piano, sold diroot
to yoa by it maker.
Chas. M. Stieff
MiNoracrosts o ths
Artistic Srieff, Stieff Self Prsyer, SJatw
as Shaw SeB-pUror rlaaos
Southern Wareroom
I Wsat Trad Street x
Cbarlotls - North Carol Um
v'ta WILMOTH. Managw
This la Crrns X
Batew, the Mob ertae
tfnrUaea Smbifl
Jaf i ae4 Oooae
uaitswat,
VAS CURED
goaraa-
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,-''iV Kate, the mnki wbo If
if , )i.ti4 ut ir ,-
, 7 Clrasoi Ltalraeal, J -
two uf tka frwatyoaa r
Si 1Mb kaowa to I f " . '
t ,.' bassaatty.
- '-e .;c ,ar
EXCin,.3
.lay i;;
Fourtti Gams of tht Champlonahl Qerrtaata at
WORLD'S SERIES COPE.
Total Figure on Six Garnet,'
Attendance ..; ' 17J.S8T
Qros racetpta fM2.MS.fio
Player' eta axe , iri.S10.Sl
Philadelphia, share (60 per
cent) i T6."4fc7
New York's share (40 per
cent) tUi.
Each Athletic' share X.SM.59
Eaoh Giant's share J,iM.4
Each club' abara I0.16&.76
National commission's '
bare S4.Ji5.40
Score.
New York. 2; Phlitadelphla, L
Philadelphia, I; New York, L
PhUadelphla, S; New York, 1 01
Innings).
Philadelphia. 4; New York, t
New York. 4: Philadelphia, t
Philadelphia, 13: New York. 2.
"JACK" LE MIRE
Fast Half-Back on University of Mis
souri Football Team.
RUGBY IS POPULAR AT PENN
Vany Exponent of Gam Found at
Unlvrity of Pennsylvania
Good Team Promised.
Rugby football wlU And many ex
ponents m the University of Penn
sylvania this season. The game was
tartetj there last season and at first
created much amusement among the
students, who were surprised by thp
trange "scrum" formation. Only, a
few games were played, but they
showed that among Penngylvanians
there were a number of Idle basket
ball players and track men who went
Into the game with enthusiasm and
proved to be too strong for opponents
of far more experience. There were;
moreover, numerous foreigners among
the students who were overjoyed at
the chance of playing a familiar
game. Of those who reported tor
Rugby last year, more than half were
English.
' Tht year the Interest In the gam
has developed enormously. Eight lit
last year's team are still' la college,
while SO new mea reported the other
day -in answer to the call for candl
date.
Woman First Baseman.
Myrtle Row of Kenitngtoa, P Is
known 'as the woman champion Brat
Woman of ths world. At least aha
claim this tlU. She took to base
ball naturally and, disproving the
tradition hat a woman could not
throw straight, aha mad a good ratr
ord a a player, -vi according to
maaculln tandards. ' Bat h has
grown tired of baseball and has goa
In for .musical composition. Sb and
her brother, William A. Rows, have
eotoposed popular ragtime pleoel.
World's Shotput Mark.-
A Bw world racord for tta twentyi
fogr-poand sbotpat I marked up to
th arsdlt 6t tho Irish American Atb
Vetlc'erab of thU cllf th other" day
U a'rantt of ths prformDca of p.
J McDonald, rthy btf ; netropolltaa
champion, at Caltlo park) 4
UcDataM Jaorts4.Ua bakry ball's
dlsUnca Of t fat.l,iHI inch.
lmprarUg too mark mads thraa years
ago by Ralph-Roe, th glaot Otltfor.
;...'. JWoO far IIHy Bariia,
: Oaorg H. Eatabrook th othar diy
sold BpaDUh.Qusan, 1:04, to aa
dor flchllorr of VUnn. Austria.
FmU Jscobtan. . cUn for Mar.
NeHI n Drurkman of Vienna, offarod
Lofl McDonald 130.000 for Hilly ImrHa.
McDoaald rfud It promptlr.
on tbB ak-d If WfiW would 1 f
hlov but Ncryrhkld d'ir.efj to ssy,
Mr. Tardea baa pr1rd f.:eritng Ms
J
hla. ; taksr Vainfl
FINDING STARS CALLED ART
Mike 'Kahoa, .otahlnjton, 8oputs
' Far and Wide for "Unknowns'
7'"
Rvery .Tlpr
iBre are a few tips from Mike
Kahoe, sco Jor'' the Waabitigton
American, on-the "art" ofdlsijOYer-
ing diamond1, stanft ' , M ;
"Fou cannot afford to pass trp any
Up you get - Otv- ball players theae
days. 8ome Of the. best men we have
In the game, today come from some
remote pot,an(l It pay In the long
run to run' down erery cisw you get
I nave Men nearly ererywhere tx
oept on theibast this summer and
lookedDover 4 lot of player who were
touted a wofoder. but who were far
rrom it. I ';
1 strange how opinion on
players dltfei.. It ha been my ex
perlence that, there are but few old
player who know a good player
when they one. Some of them
seem to have a mistaken Idea of
what Is required of a player to make
good In this company. .But, as I said
before, it does not pay to pas up any
of these tip. The aafest way la to
look them over for a couple of days
and see what they are. No matter
bow many dead ones you may go
after, it pays If you find one good
one."
1
WILL CHANGE HOCKEY CODE
New Rule Make More Open Game
and Eliminate Rover Interna
tional Matche Hampered.
The game of hockey is likely to un
dergo an almost revolutionary change
this winter a a result of the action
of the National Hockey Association of
Canada in reducing the number of
player on a team from seven to six.
The player to be eliminated is the
rover. It is considered that this will
make the game much faster and will
also tend to make It more open, but
followers of fje sport here are not of
one mind on the radical change.
Another new rule, which will ham
per the arrangements of International
matches, forbids clubs that are mem-.
berg of the National associations from
arranging directly with those 'from
the United States. In future the man
agement of clubs In the United
States will have to approach T. Em-
mett Qulnn, president of the National
Hockey Association of Canada, and
he will do the 'arranging.
JUDGE GOT BASEBALL NEWS
Justice Brown Received Scores by
Inning While Hearing Breach
of Promise Trial.
8upreme Court Justice Charles
Brown of Buffalo, who 1 Bitting In
the Supreme court of New York City
by designation of the Appellate deri
sion, i a' much of a baseball en
thusiast as Is Vice President Sher
man. The Justice was hearing a
breach of promise trial during the
progress of the world's series game In
rniiaaeipnia.
Justice Brown was so interested in
the outcome that he asked the clerk
of the court to And a way to keep him
Informed of bow th game was going.
The clerk conferred wltb reporter In
the courtroom, and they took turn
getting ths returns by Inning. -
The result was that a reporter wa
Neither going out or coming in to th
court every few minute .during th
trial and lbs presiding judge knew
tbs way the teams stood at th sad
of vry inning.
YALE PLANS; BASEBALL CAGE
Graduate Commrttae Figure on Mod
em Building, to goat WWO .
' -'.VW,'! - C
Yalea long-def rrd . project of a
modern baseball ,cu has baen
brought; clo ' to fulfUlmsnt hy the
rradnata aommlttaa which la aaalat-
Ing Captain; Dick KtrrlttV plan , lor
next ieaoni campalgB.,'" ;;' "',
Plans ' barb tn drawn and ar
now hi the hand of a JommlUa. to"
whom thay ra referred by Walter
Camp, Tel' graduate adrlaar. Tbey
ealt for t brick building 140 by 110
feet and 1 feat high, with a tower
about W feet quara turaouaUn: ths
tract or..
Th eaxs will stand fa tba rear of
th nw Csrnrgls swimming pool sad
will cost about 140,000.; Ths ipns
will bs mat. by ' suhscrf ptlon from
alumni ' Tba) bafldln :wlll conUtn,
beside Ita baseball, tfulpmsot, a
rannlpg' track and placet for high
aad broad jumping.,' --.-r-, t- i.
-s'v. Carrmuakara Lea Two.""''''
"In ohe.nJght tba. University, of N
braakt football team lost two regular
linemen. Hornbirrsr,' . tba . vtruran
canter, lurn In hi suit a th reanlt
of a aeriou kecldent. to hi grand-
mother ana th danfcrr of worry
rn1 If h' playlrf hsstnnlng hat
fli-aih. Ffftrson, r'rUt guard, quit tb
tm as-thn rult.of tb ras of
work. . ! -' : '.- j ;
rh: -. tock.
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t' si '
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are brflnnlnk
,') lurk I
Few Coach; Take Advanta cf
; ToucnaacJc nay, -
Kicking From Rcggiar Fortutlon Is
Grxnl Gainer and PoaaiblOtiaa JJ
Asotlng Seen hi Chicago- j v- -
J i Miuwis oisbv-'.';-
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While a ml) has bea enacted wWcS
allow to tssjs oDoa Which: touch
kack ) keen see red to pot the tall
la play on ths U-yaxt line either, by
kick or a-imag." f aw. coaches ar
taking advantage, a rallnsr V '
1 Id the great inajorltj at cases- the
captain electa to pant from ths recujkr
linos up, lryikirmAtimtVJ
players or the kicking, w osa -s
checked a soon as the ball has gone
tgn yard. In this manner the Dan
who catches the oval, Mas many -opportunities
0f bringing It back at least
half the distance ;6 the kick and
sometimes a great deal farther.
; As the center of the defensive eleven
may stand upon ths 25-yard line, the
ktcker must boot the ball irons some
point at least, five yards back of the
restraining line. Consequently he gen
erally boots thd oval from the 18 or 20
yard mark, writes Walter H. Ecker
salt In ths Chicago Tribune, Ths only
advantage whlch a. team has which
kicks from such formations is that the
players are onside and have the right
to recover the ball at any time except
when it is kicked out of bounds before
brtng touched by a player of either
In order to take all advantage pos
sible, a team. If the captain elects to
punt, should follow the regular punt
formation. Then players of the kick
er's side cannot be interfered with
until the ball has gone 20 yards. Un
der such conditions they have a great
er advantage than If tbey went down
under a punt from the kick-off forma
tion. A booted kicking from the regu
lar formation practically sends the
oval away on Its flight from the same
spot as does the team which kicks
without assuming the scrimmage punt
formation. He Is afforded better pro
tection, bss vacant spots In the field
to kick to, and it gives his team a bet
ter chance of recovering the ball aside
from preventing the receiving backs
fromx running the ball back any con
siderable distance.
To the average follower of football
the importance of this ruling does not
have much weight, but if the altera
tion is given thorough attention and
consideration the benefits of kicking
from a scrimmage punt formation
soon will be realized. Coach Stagg of J
the University of Chicago has taken
advantage of the ruling and has ob
tained the desired results in every
contest
A team which constantly Is being
pressed and Is having touchbacks
scored on it frequently should take ad
vantage of this ruling, especially when
the opposing eleven has the advantage
of a strong wind. A hooter when kick
ing In the teeth of a wind should al
ways try to kick the ball out "of
bounds as far down the field as pos
sible, and bis attempts always should
be of the law drive variety.
In the games played this year, es
pecially In the western conference col
leges, the keen Judgment of the .kick
ers In placing their attempts and get
ting their kicks away In faultless fash-
Ion has been one of the most impor
tant factors In deciding contests. Un
der the present rules an eleven can
not hope for success unless kickers
are developed who can be depended
upon absolutely to get their kicks
away, even in the face of adverse con
ditions, and who can drive the ball to
deserted parts of the gridiron.
"HALF-BACK" CPAIG
PJyr Ha Jrova Towar of Itrangth
', .. Xi Mihioan Tsanv
UJaaa. . U.Ltmaii 41kalr Vf,
f'r m WVaT SB VST VS iiHiintrwt rvieat aa
t Matt McOraUL th giant ' weight
throwr, formerly of th New Tort
A. Ch mad) a new world's record wftt
tb lxto-pound nsmmer th otbai
day at Ottio park. H sent in mfs
Us 1S7 ft 4 inches, sxaotiy tbia
fMt'Tanbar' tht a tb prctioo mark
mad by Joba FUnagatt ; mors that
two year ago at New Jlvn. Taart
wag a strong wind blowing at tb
time, and whether tbl will tnlllUU
gklnst th accepUac of ' tb bs
mark can only be determined by Uw
record eommlUe of th A. A.' U.
r.hK. B.ttlnM Mark ' V
Ty Cobb capturrl lb Amfrlcai
lesr.ii rord for base stealing an
run awing, Bsvlng SB stolen bsi
and 149 runs lo bis rrd!t this ss
on.' He leads th IrPrT!i In bitilni
wltb A it and Mi 21? r.!' tht ot.-.i
breaks the rimjur Urr word. I '(
sine 1897 If Willi lo''r lth 24
5 is
h 1
la:c.i gives rrs appeoyal
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.Powerful American Faeeratlo 'Cordi
. . ally Joins 1 FlflH Against '
Spread sf Tabsreulo. A-V
i XXrect pprovsi of ths campaign for
tie sale of Bad toss seals has beea
given by the Americas Federation of
Labor, accord ljg to aa gnnonnoemaat
by th NatlosaXAssocUtlon for the
et4j- and Prevention of. Tubertulo
MsC; llJB Jast' annual cosvectaot) of
.Ue Amfiifedratloa of Labor a
resolution, was adopted calling on all
th member., of ths Federation to
further 4he sale as much as possible.
Ths. rssofiitios road as fellow; '
i "Where,; The American . Federa
tion" of Labor has In erery possible
way aided th movement for the
study and prevention of tuberculoela
United States and
L Canada ; and
.' "Whereas, The American National
Red Cross has been In the past and is
now making an especial effort,
through the sale of Red Cross Christ
mas seals, to secure funds to carry
on the war against tuberculosis, and
by means of the funds raised In this
manner has been able to do much ef
fective work in this direction, there
fore, be It
"Resolved, That the Amerloan Fed
eration of Labor give Its endorse
ment to the movement of the Amer
ican National Red Cross, and encour
age its members to further In every
reasonable way the sale of these seals
in their respective communities."
Tree Destroyers.
Porcupines are good climbers, and
when unable to get enough apples
wind-blown to the ground, swarm a
tree and cut down the finest bearing
limbs as quickly and neatly as a beav
er can sever the trunk of a young
hemlock. Besides that, when other
food Is scarce they nibble the bark
off young apple trees, and can destroy
a newly planted orchard In a short
time. They also are a great enemy to
the young spruce, but why they cut
them Is a mystery, as It Is not found
that they even eat the tenderest
shoots.
Death Bed Jest.
Among what may be called death
bed Jests, that of the Rev. James Guth
rie of Stirling, one of th Covenanter
martyrs, deserves a high place. Lord
Guthrles recalls the story in "From a
Northern Window." Mr.-Guthries was
executed at the Cross In the High
Btreet. Edinburgh. The night before
he asked for cheese for supper. His
friends wondered, for the physicians
had forbidden him to eat cheese. Hut
he said, with a smile, "I am now be
yond the hazard of all earthly dis
eases." Uncle Remus' Magazine.
The Humor of It.
-Were you shopping today?
Yes, I got some things to ex-
Stella-Bella-change.
The big coffee (rust, made up of Brazilian
growers and, American importers, has beea trying
various tactics to boost the price of coffee and get
more money from the people.
Always the man who is trying to dig extra
money out of the public pocket, on a combination,
hiites the man who blocks the game.
Now comeg a plaintive bleat from Ihe ''exas
perated" ones.
The Journal of Commerce lately said : "A stir
ring circular has just been issued to the coffee
trade." The article further says:
"The coffee world is discussing what is to be
the future of coffee aa a result of the campaign
of ftiiseducation carried on by the cereal codec
people. We have before us a letter from one of
tho largest roasters in the South asking what can
be done to counteract the work of the enemies
of coffee.
i The matter should have been taker! up by
the Brazilian Gov't when they were completing
their beautiful valorization scheme."
Then the article proceeds to de
nounce Poctum and work into a
On fransy, because we have pub
lished facta regarding the effect of
coffee on soma people'.
Ths harrowing tals goes on.
"Where a few year ago every-
body drank code, several cups a
'day, bow wo find in svery walk In
: Jllf psopla who Imaglns they cat
not drink It (Th underscoring la
! ours.) " Burly blacksmith, carpsa
' tars, laborer and athlstes hav djs-
continued or out down tba use of
v',coffe; .aa thr la not. a person
. .who reads this and will not be abls
to nod ths aam conditions axlsttng
'-' among bis own. circle of acqoalBt
Mcaa, Is It not wU for the Braail
i tans to ait, trp and taks notlcst "i '
;,J lawi'ttt rioUt'hsas - $vr
Ly". strong mea shouli pldk out eof
'vft to rtmaglns". ahoatt ,Wby not
J -. "lmscln" - that . regular dosos of
tVwnUkoy ar harmful, or daily alugi
'.fit momhlDst, ,"v, i,. .
v ' a .'1lBt!naHoa,, oakea th -caf;
fetn ta code (log th llvsr. da
''' prcaa ths heart, and ataadlly tar
" dowft tb firtou system, bringing
, , on on or mor of ths doin of
' ' tytxis of , disease, "'which follow
brokon-down nmou tystemit,
' fuafiy people doa't know It
fBut It trmalnsd for th man who
, ta roffed, morpliln or whiskey
to mTL to hv th supreme fierve
to tayt "You only Imagin your
rHnordnra, K0 ) liuvlng from
1
ILrr jaw
otssr yaar
Dr. Pierce
Ta Wart
Mm
rofuVjJ ooadltioa, nloers, "ferer-aofea," whits swelliafs, eta., by takin
Dr. Pkre' Dtaoorary. J oat tas rciressinf sad vitaluund toaia Deeded for
aiiissniss tisane wast, ia eoaTaleaoohoe from ferers or for niia-down, aneesuo,
thiabloodod people. Stick to this safe and sane remedy and refuse all " put
a good" kuacia offered brtbe dealer wlio H looking for a Urfr profit. Notb
lag will do you half a souen food as Dr. Pieree'i Golden Medioal DUopvery.
nnnCT?
DANGEROUS VARIETY.
Caroline She may be a gossip, but
I believe she tells the truth.
Pauline My dear, the truth is fre- j
quently th worst form of gossip imag- !
i liable.
Distinction.
Senator Lotsmaun Who is this Mc
Chunkerson that wants a consulship,
and what claim has he on me for a
political Job?
Private Secretary He says he's the
only man who hasn't been mentioned
as a candidate for governor of Illi
nois. Let us continue to quote from bis
article.
"Notwithstanding the enormous
Increase In population during the
past three years, coffee shows an
appalling decrees In consumption."
Then follow a tiresome lot of
statistic which wind up by show
ing a decrease of consumption In
two year of. In round figures, two
hundred million pounds.
Hera' ws ses the causa for th at
tacks on ns and th BraslIUn
users at Americans wbo prefer to
us a healthful bome-mads break
fast drink and incidentally kptb
money la Jlmsrica, rather than
and tba mulions to Brasll aad pay
tor aa artlola that chemists class
among "th dregs and not among
th foods.
a-
'l
' Will ths read piias rmm
be w never announc that cogs
"borts all pojopia." c ,. , '.
8otD parsons saem to. hav si
cess vitality enough to Use eoffea,
tobacco aad" whlskoy fof year and
apparantly ba Bona th .afori,.but
tba number U small, aad whsn a
Mnsibl man or woman finds aa ar
ticle acta harmfully they irla
soma degf of 'tnUlllgaoce by
dropping It . ;; . ;. f Xf.J,'K i
, W quot atsJn from th artlcls:
Thes flKure ire paralysing
but , 'corrret bolng taken from
Lch stall ilka, facisilzod a
Ujs most roiiat.!"
wwak Wt, dtor fcBnppPproi- ' ,
aweathoeg sttsc soaaU r Lr tie yea xpenaaoe peus ,
srre th heart, sbarfasses tt fcraatk oa fcea -staara :
sad Has smasy diatss is siasjiluis whjca ikmt '':
poor aOrastlauow and beui blood t v A Imrt toss.
blood sad bodr-tmUder that ba toad ta fru of . "
of aqrc t . f
s CoUen Mescal Discovery
beeoeae regular a dock-work. The red
baood aorjigsclrs ar lnore od is atasaber aad (fee
aarvi la tor are well fed. Th arteries are filled
with oed rioa blood. That is why nerroaa debilitr.
krttabilitr, fainrfa shells, disappear and are orer
osa by this altera tir extract of nserltrinal roots
past tas by Dr. Plaroa w4tbowt the use of alooho!.
Aak vosaf sarialibor. Man km baaa enreat rJ
1
- rrirM smokeless
EnreV 1 LKJLy OIL HEATER
In every cold weaiher etnergency yon Deed a Perfection
StDokdeai Oil Heater. Ii your bedroom cold when you dreas
oa undress ? Do your water pipes faeeze ia the cellar It it
chilly when the wind whiatlet around the exposed corneri of
your houae?
A Perfection Sriralteleai Oil Heater bringa complete com
fort Can be carried anywhere. Always ready for uae
glowing beat from the minute it i lighted.
Ailt yam dealer to abow joa a Perfection Oil Healer: or
write tor deacripure ascaJar to aay agency of
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
JUST BEFORE THE TROUBLE
How Could the Listener Know What
His Friend Was Trying
to Say?
If any man ever admired his wife,
that man was Howlor. And when tho
Fitzboodles asked Mrs. Howler to get
up and sing. "There Is a Garden In
My Face," the husband glowed with
pride.
No matter (hat she had a face like
a hippopotamus and a voice like an
elephant, lie Fat beaming as she sang,
and could not refrain from bending
over to hi3 neighbor and whispering:
"Don't you think my wife's got a lh;a
voice?"
"What?" paid his neighbor, who
was a 1-ttle iler.f.
"Don't you think my wlff has uot a
line voice?" repeated llowltv.
"What?"
"Don't you think my wif 's got a
fine voice?" roared Howler.
"Sorry!" returned the neighbor,
shaking liis head. "Can't hear a word
I
you say. That awrul woman over
there Is making such n frightful row
singing."
The Happier Age.
The Bronze Age man chuckled.
'if I was steel, I suppose they would
dissolve nie." he cried.
Herewith he rejoiced he didn't live
too late.
This Is one of the highest com
pliments ever paid to the level heiul
ed, common sense of Americans
who cut off about two hundred mil
lion pounds of coffeeVhen they
found by actual experiment (In the
majority of cases) that tbe subtle
drug caffeine, In coffee, worked dls
comfort and varying forms of dis
ease. Borne people haven't the charac
ter to stop a habit when they know
It Is killing them, but It Is ossy
to shift from coffoe to Postum, for,
when mad according to direction.
It comes to tabl a cap of beverage,
al brown color, which torn to
rich toldn brown whaa cream la
added, and the taat Is aery UksH
the milder grade Of Old Qov't Java.
Postum Is a vsritabla food-drink
and highly eoAiriahlng, containing
all Ui psrta of wheat carefully pre
pared to which I added about tea
par cent of Nw Orlekas molasses,
and . that Is absolutely. aU that ';
Pwtum Is mads of.
' Thousand of visitor to tbpura -food
factories' sea tb liigradlsilte' ..'
nd how, preparad. Every , aook :
and oorner I opa for arery visit."
or- to aarafully Impact ' Crowds
oom dally and em to wsjoy 4t ' )
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