;.A::R AND THE CAE3Y,
A Cit f Comdy That Won Good Tip
''V. From the Compoaaiy. .
A. story of Wagner known to very
feir la bronKht to the light by the Vo
slsciie Zeltung. When the composer
warn Id a really merry mood, the right
mood for story telling, he used to say
- that being to Berlin on a 'very hot
ommets day tand 'flndlng . himself In
the Donboffsplat., he .sum.mooed.-ne
at the Brat claw droshklea' that were
till fairly numerous at that time and
told the driver where to go. His des
tination was at the very farthest point
of a district within which only the
lowest fare wold be demanded. .
It b'truck AV'ufc'uer luimedlutely that
: hla driver , was taking a very affecting
leave of one of bis fellows, as though
lie were starting on a life or death
Journey. "Goodby WiUiam," be said;
we shan't see each other again for
a Jong time."
' After the carriage bad rattled on for
a good 'while it came suddenly to a
i standstill. ,Tbe driver got down from
his box on the right band side, opened
the carriage door and banged it to
' again: then he weDt round to the left
, side and repeated the performance,
climbed up on to' bis box and resumed
the journey. At the end of the drive
Wagner asked him what this dumb
crambo show meant. The driver, with
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a my loo, uiutie answer; "i just want
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never have believed that the whole
drive was for a minimum fare and
would have refused to go on. 1 Bat by
banging the doors I got bin) to Imagine
tbnt one fare bad got oat and another
got in." .:' i,r, ""ht&.i fe-U
; Wagner laughed heartily over this
explanation, and the driver. In spite of
bis. greed; . over . which, the composer
made very; merry in his letters, real
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state.
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measure of security to the common
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North Carolina, . Craven County,
- In the Superior Court. "
T. E. Wetheringtoa ;
M.
Harriett Wetherington.
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above; has been commenced . in the
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" Greensboro, 12:30 p. m. 5.00
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Schedule In effect June 8 th
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TRAINS LEAVE NEW BERN.
North and West Bound.
12.40 A. M. Daily Night Express Pull
man Sleeper for Nor
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. nects for. all points
North and West. Pull
man Parlor Car and
Broiler service. . Ef
fective May . 2nd.
.25 P. M. Daily except Sunday for
1 Washington, ; Green
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Parlor Car Service
4.10 A. M. Daily Night Express
Goldsboro.
9.05 A. M. Daily for Goldsboro.
6.55 P.M. Daily for Goldsbrro.
Effective June 14th
Winston Salem sleeper inaugurated.
. East Bound.
9.05 A. M. Daily for Beaufort. Pull
man service effective -June
14th. ' :-i
5.20 P.'M. Daily for BeauforU
9.30 A.M.X Daily except Sunday
for Oriental ,r
5.25 P. M. Daily except Sunday for
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' V '. W. W. CROXTON, G. P.A.
' ' ; W. A. WITT, Gen. Sopt.
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y New Bern, N. C.
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