The Polk County News. TAR HEEL rUDLlu TALK
Columbus, N. C.
There Is a major-league bee in the
bonnet of every bush-league player.
Cream of Current County Events
Clipped and Condensed
in a Column.
AN INTERESTING REPORT.
Sand is said to be a sure cure for
dyspepsia. It takes grit to swallow it
8UFFERED FIFTEEN YEARS.
How
Chronic Kidney Trouble Wa
Permanently Cured.
They are growing fruit on the for
mer pine " lands of the south. Pineapples?
He is a pretty poor press agent who
is unable1 to work the smuggling sen
sation this fall.
A love of poetry is said to be a sign
of insanity. Take your choice between
rhyme and reason.
Those rich people who smuggle set
a bad example to those poor people
who merely steal.
Motion pictures are used to keep
hop pickers from jumping contracts
and skipping out.
If four-dollar rubber boots sell
abroad for 49 cents, what's the matter
with going over and getting a pair?
The ricksha coolies of Hong Kong
are out on strike. Evidently it's hard
to keep peace where there is progress.
If it is true, as a minister says,
that there is baseball in heaven, then,
there must be bush league angels,
also.
Scarcity of chorus girls reported
from New York. That dread disease,
senility, gets the better of them in
the long run.
How lucky the coal men are. Just
as soon . as they begin talking about
boosting the price of anthracite along
comes a cold wave.
Chile is unlucky about her presi
dents. To lose two in six weeks Js ,
a record which other nations will be
perfectly willing to have stand.
In considering extreme fashions
some moderation in criticism is to be
observed. One hobble skirt does not
convict all femininity of lunacy.
A recent divorcee of some sensa
tional notoriety, denies a report that
she is going on the stage. For this
relief the stage should give thanks.
An Ohio man wants to wager that
he can drink a pint of whisky without
pausing to take a breath. How'd you
like to pass your bottle to a man like
that?
Pittsburg has decided that there .
ehouldibe more than 600,000 bacilli In
one drop of milk. On thinking it over,
we are inclined to side with Pittsburg.
"Wisconsin man earns his livelihood
by crocheting doilies. Um! After
this, one can't see much left in wom
an's sphere for us young fellows to
tackle.
Chicago is to have a new theater
equipped with a smoking room for
women. However, it won't be strictly
up-to-date without an aeroplane land
ing on the roof.
This country consumed $36,000,000
worth of peanuts last year. To the
country's credit let it be said that
this quantity was not all used for po
litical purposes.
It Is said to be dangerous to chew
gum while bathing in the surf. Aside
from the danger, why should any one
wish to chew gum while bathing in
the surface, anyhow?.
Commissioner of Labor Shipman ox
Tarm Conditions.
A summary of the chapter of tin
report of the Department of Laboi
and Printing devoted to farms anc
farm labor is just issued by Commis
sioner of Labor and Printing M. L
Shipman and contains many featurei
of special interest, the report being
made up from special reports pro
cured by the department iorm ever
locality in the State.
The reports indicate slight differ
ence in wages or in cost of producing
the various crops m different sec
tions of the State. It is ascertained
that sixty-seven counties produce cot-
tin at a. cost of $33.37 per bale; that
eighty-one counties produce wheat at
a cost of 72 cents per bushel; ninety
seven grow corn at 52 cents per bush
el; ninety-five grow oats at 35 cents
per bushel; fifty-tree grow tobacco at
an average cost of $7.40 per hundred
pounds.
Increase in farm wages is reported
in thirty-three counties, a decrease
in one county and no change in the
others. The highest average wages
paid men for farm work is $25.11
and lowest $15.28, this being an in
crease of $1.00 per month and 49
cents per month respectively. The
highest average for women is found
to be $15.53 and lowest average
$10.11, an increase of 62 cents per
month over the averages for last
year's reports. Children are report
ed to have average wages of $8.70, an
increase of 32 cents per month over
last year.
As to the financial condition of the
working people the reports from
seven teen counties show t hem to be
?ood, thirty-three fair, twenty-one
poor and one bad, with no report
from another. Ninety-two counties
report improvement in this respect.
The reports from ninety-three
?ounties show change toward greater
iiveristy of crops and ninety-eight
report improvement in methods of
cultivation. , Every county reports
increase in the cost of living. In
crease in the value of lands is re
ported from ninety-three counties
and the fertility of lands maintained
in ninetv-three, with general ten
dency toward smaller farms. Labor
is reported scarce in ninety-five
counties and negro labor unreliable
in ninety-five counties and reliable in
:wo.
Reports show road improvements
through taxation strongly favored in
iinety-two counties and not favored ,
in six counties.
Low Rates to Mecklenburg Fair.
All the railroads within 100 miles
f Charlotte, including this year for
,he first time all branch lines, will
jive rates of only one and a third
fares for the round trip to Charlotte
luring the big Mecklenburg fair, ac
cording to an announcement just
nade by Railroad Commissioner
Fitzgerald. Besides erivins: the re-
iuced rates from points on branch
iines as well as on the main lines, re
luct ons will be allowed this year
from as far as Wilmington, Green
rille and Columbia, S. C, on these
respective lines. Tickets will go on
sale Monday, October 24 and be good
for the return trip as late as Satur
iay, the 29th.
Approximately 3,000 16-cadleDow-
r incandescent lamps and about 100
ire lights of. the street lighting tvpe
will be used in the various buildings
ind on the grounds.
More than 500 merchants, manu
facturers and other business men and
mployes have signed an agreement
to close at noon on Wednesday, Octo
ber 26th, which is Charlotte day.
F. P. Semmel, Sr., 23G N. 6th St.
Lehlghton, Pa., says: "For over 15
years I suffered from kidney trouble.
My kidneys were weak; the secre
tions contained sedi
ment and passed with
a smarting sensation.
Sharp pains shot
through my body and
bent me almost double.
I - became so bad I
could not drive to my
work. After doctoring
without benefit, I began taking Doan's
kidney Pills and soon received relief.
Continued use cured me. I believe
Doan's Kidney Pills saved my life."
Remember the name Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a
box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Love him and keep him for thy
friends who, when all go away, will
perish at the last. Thomas a Kempis.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces Inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c a bottle.
SOUTHERN LABOR LAWS.
United States Government Testing
Validity of Contract; Labor
Laws Before Supreme Court.
GETTING
EVEN WITH MAMMA
In This Case Child's Punishment Cer
tainty failed to Have Salu-
It is never quite polite to contradict
a girl, except when she says she
doesn't want to be kissed, and then it
can be done silently.
oi- COLDS and Gil TP
Hicks Capudine is the best remedy re
lieves the aching and feverishness cures the
Cold and restores normal conditions. It's
liqui'l effects immediatly. 10c., 25c, and 50o.
At drug stores.
News to Her.
He Concerning love, everything
possible has been said and thought.
She (coyly) But not to me. Flie
gende Blaetter.
The Way It Looked. N
Benham How do you like my
Mrs
hat?
Benham You mean the
the mayonnaise dressing?
one with
Poor Prospects.
"Yes," said Miss Passay, "I found
a very nice boarding house today, but
the only room they had to offer me
had a folding bed in it; and I detest
those things."
"Of course," remarked Miss Pert,
"one can never hope to find a man
under a folding bed." Catholic Stand
ard and Times.
Just Guessed.
"Mrs. Wadsworth, I am very glad,
Indeed, to meet you. But. haven't I
had the honor of being introduced to
you before? What was your name
formerly, if I may ask?"
"My maiden name?"
"No; your name before you were
divorced."
"How did you know I had been di
vorced?"
"Why, hasn't everybody?"
"Thank You's."
The man who is not thankkful for
the lessons he learned in adversity
didn't learn any.
There must be plenty of thankful
ness in the world if those who have
loved and lost could know just what
they have lost.
"Why are you giving thanks? They
took $10,000 from you in Wall street
a little while ago, didn't they?"
"Yes; but I got out with $20 they
didn't know I had." Judge.
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WooHino-fnn Ilelieving mat,
hundreds of Southern negroes are
beingj deprived of their liberty by
big planters under forms ' of law,
the Federal government will en
deavor to 'induce the Supreme Sourt
of the1 United State to strike a tell
ing blow at the alleged evil. This
it will do by asking the court to
declare unconstitutional the so
called Alabama "labor contract"
law. Similar laws have been pass
ed by; several of the Southern States
aud the decision is expected to ap
ply to them all.
The! -treatment of riegro farm
hands under this law is; interpreted
by the Department of; Justice as
the reduction of these j laborers to
a state of peonage. Compulsory;
service in satisfaction ! ol debt is
taken; by Attorney General Wick
ershajn as the object to be accom
plished by the legislation. , . '
The State of Alabama! will appear
in court to defend its enactment.
Thej case comes to the court on
the appeal of a negro, Alonzo Bail
ey, from the decision of the Su
preme Court of Alabama, which
held the law" constitutional and
punished Bailey for violating it by
assessing a fine equivalent to 135
days' hard labor for the county.
Attorney General V? k?rjham
lays stress particularly upon the
argument that the natural ( arid
reasonable effect of thejstfiui was
not to stop fraudulent practices but
to impose compulsory jTices on
negroes, who made up the bulk of
farm labor in the Stale, in satis
faction of debt.
STORM IN FLORIDA AND CU2A.
Fruit Damaged Waves Leap Over
Mono Cat!e Wreck Oufit Gone.
t Tampa, Fla. With communica
tion vHh al I points south of here
cut off, wireless stations out of
commission, Tampa and all that ter
ritory between Tampa and the
Florida keys is storm-swept by a
50-mile an hour gale.
Untold damage is done to the or
anges!, which gave promise of a
bumper crop. The trees are loaded
with fruit. Tt is unusually heavy
and high winds did j irreparable
damage !
At Havana at the height of the
storm the great waves reached
c! an over the ramparts of Morro
Castle. They rolled with terrific
speod up tho harbor, tumbling over
the sea walls, inundating the streets
in the lower part of the city, carry-
tho small craft
A Chicago woman, while wearing a
hobble skirt, fell and suffered a broken
leg, but what woman wouldn't rather
have a fractured leg than be out of
style.
, He Knew.
A small boy brought up by a fire-
eating father to hate anything con
nected with England or the English
was consigned recently to eat dinner
with the nurse while the family enter
tained a genuine English lord in the
dining room. The grown-ups' meal had
come to that "twenty minutes past"
stage where conversation halts direct
ly, when a childish treble fell upon
the dumb-waiter shaft from the
kitchen. This is what the astonished
nobleman heard:
"Fe, ft. fo, fum,
"1 smell the blood of an English
mum wasp.
It is proposed to build an ocean
steamship line to carry nobody but
rich people. It is a good idea. Of late
the rich, hurrying home from Europe,
have been crowding the poor people
out of-the steerage-
A champion shorthand expert in the
west has made a record of 269 words
a minute. But it would be interesting
to know how this record would stand
if matched against the capacity of a
thoroughly angry woman.
Patents Granted.
Washington patent attorneys, re
sort the grant, this week to citizens
)f the following patents : G. C. Bugus,
Fletcher, speed indicator; P. W. Esk-
ridge, Rutherfordton, fire alarm
switch"; J. Fletcher, Brick school, ad-
lustable bench . dog; H. Rotha,
Wavnesville, pully block; F. P.
White, Shallotte, combined can and
;ookeer.
COFFEE WAS IT.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.
The Mayor of Boston says that the
women of that intellectual center are
brighter and better educated than the
men, which is the reason so many of
the girls do not marry. Boston ought
to come down to the level of other
towns where little Cupid doesn't care
a rap about the Intellectuality in the
atmosphere if a girl happens to be
pretty and lovable and a young man
knows bow to tell her so in a way tc
be appreciated. '
A telegram from Minocqua, Wis., says
a big muskellunge pulled a fisherman
from his boat, and had to be shot be
for it was captured. If it hadn't been:
for the bullets it is likely the fish
would have swallowed the fishermaa.
A lace - smuggler, who had cojv
cealed on his person 350 yards of lace,
was detected because the Inspectors
noticed him perspiring, although it
was a cool day. He should have fore
seen this natural consequence of ex
. cesaivA ml
. yavacv lew no-
bags about him with the lace.
i -i
uonaemnation proceedings with a
new to compelling owners of prop-
;rty adjoining the present postoffice
building at Winejton-Salem to sell
certain land to the govemrnment as
i site for a larger postoffice building
las been started, by District Attor-
iey A. E. Helton in the United States
listrict court at Greensboro.
The Carolina & Northwestern
railroad people regard with a favor-
ible eye the Ridgeview cotton mill
Dropetry at Newton as a location for
tfie new shops of the railroad.
Thomasville is shipping daily from
if teen to twenty carloads of freight
from her manufacturing plants, and
iust at this season from ten to thirty
jarloads of fertilizer is being sold
:rom this market.
Betted regulations ' safeguarding
Doh-cyholders in mutual and assess-
nent life insurance companies issu
ng policies for $500 and less 1 are
o be ursed unon the next reneral as-
mbly by Commissioner o Insurance
I ames it.' Y ounsr. who is alreadv
marged by the State law with ep-
iuvmy me puueira ana oonauions.
"All my life I have been such a
slave to coffee that the very aroma
of it was enough to set my nerves
quivering, I kept gradually losing my
health but I used to say 'Nonsense, if
don't hurt me.'
"Slowly I was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
whole nervous force was shattered.
"My heart became weak and uncer
tain in its action and that frightened
me. Finally my physician told me,
about a year ago, that I must stop
drinking coffee or I could never V ex
pect to be well again.
"I was in despair, for the very
thought of the medicines I had tried
so many times nauseated - me. I
thought of Postum but could hardly
bring myself to give up the coffee.
"Finally I concluded that I owed It
to myself to give Postum a trial. So I
got a package and carefully followed
the directions, and what a delicious,
nourishing, rich drink it was! Do you
know I found it very easy to shift
from, coffee to Postum and not mind
the change at all?
"Almost immediately after I made
the change I found myself better, and
as the days went by I kept cn improv
lng. My nerves grew sound and
steady, I slept well and felt strong
and well-balanced all the time.
"Now I am completely cured, with
the old nervousness and sickness all
gone. In every way I am well once
more."
It pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like a poison, for. health
Is the greatest fortune one can have.
Read tho little book, "The Road to
weimiie," in pkgs. "There's a Rea
son."
nn1 swsmnin?
ng away many of
many! lighters. All the i steamers in
he harhor remained at anchor, the
pngmes working and holding their
gro'ind.
The jail at the foot of the Prado
was ; completely surrounded by
water and the prisoners, mad with
ear clung to the barred windows
clamorously domandiner' to be re
moved to a place of safety. It was
feared for a time that the prison
ers would break loose, but armed
guards held them in check with
rifles until the waters . began to
recede. ' .
The barge containing all the out
fit of the divers working on the
wreck of the old battleship Maine
was carried awav and stranded on
the rocks of Morro Castle. Later
the soldiers of the fortress succeed
ed in saving considerable of the ap
paratus but all of the divers buoys,
stakes and other marks around the
Maine were swept awav, which
probably will seriously delay the
work- of raising the wreck.
A little girl had been so very
naughty that her mother found it
necessary to ' shut- her up In a dark
closet in j that family, the direst
punishment': for the worst offense.
For 15 minutes the door had been
locked without a sound coming from
behind it. .Not a, whimper, not . a snif
fle. At last the stern but anxious parent
unlocked the closet door and peered
into the darkness. She could see
nothing.
"What are you doing In there?" she
cried. ,
And then a little voice piped from
the blackness:
"I thpit on your new dress and I
thplt on your new hat, and I'm wait
ing for more thpit to come to thpit
on your new parasol!"
HIS HANDS CRACKED OPEN
"I am a man seventy years old. My
hands wrere very sore and cracked
open on the insides for over a year
with large sores. They would crack
open and bleed, itch, burn and ache
so that I could not sleep and could do
but little work. They were so bad
that I could not dress myself In the
morning. They would bleed and the
blood dropped on the floor. I called
on two doctors, but they did me no
good. I could get nothing to do any
good till I got the Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment. About a year
ago my daughter .got a cake of Cuti
cura Soap -and one box of Cuticura
Ointment and in! one week from the
time I began to use them my. hands
were all, healed up and they have not
been a mite sore since. I would not
be without the Cuticura Remedies.
"They also cured a bad sore on the
hand of one of my neighbor's children,
and they think very highly of the Cuti
cura Remedies. John W. Hasty, So. Ef
fingham, N. H., Mar. 5, and Apr. 11, 09,"
Popularity of Thais.
"Every other young actress is call
ing' herself Thais," said Henry E. Dix
ey at a dinner at Mauquin's. "Thais
McGinnis, Thais Endicott, " Thais
Schmidt-the thing is universal.
"Universal and ridiculous; for they
who have read Anatole France's story
of 'Thais' know that she was a very
naughty little girl, indeed. I am quite
sure that no real reader of 'Thais'
would ever, under any circumstances,
consent to be called such a name.
"It makes me think of a man who,
taking his infant daughter to be bap
tised, told the clergyman to call her
Venus.
" 'But I refuse to call her Venus,'
said the clergyman, indignantly. 'Ve
nus is the name of a pagan goddess.'
" 'Well, jow about your own girl,
Diana?' said the man."
IT CURES 'PID
It works gently but pew
relieved cases on ri ,
desperate one quickly cured61'
Mr. J. Cottle, Chinquapin, N.C.vwrite '
affected parts night and m "rriiV.f-
be called 'A Sure Pile Remedy' fo?
certainly is. x am so grateful forth 75
eood it has done me and I parn.L.i- t'
mend it to others." rec
25c. SOc. $1 a bottle at Drug & Gea'lSt,,
"Mexican Mustaner I
cured me ot piles in its
been a sufferer for thirtee
me pesi. rrmeuj 1 nave ever
"Unknown Tongue" Rampant
Goldsboro, N. C Several days ago
three preachers pitched a small
tent near the post office in this city
and have, been preaching a doctrine
known as the "unknown tongue"
religion, in which they babble in a
language that words cannot inter
pret,! and as a result of their preach
ing three women who have been at
tending the meeting were pronounc
ed crazy. Others have dancod. and
shouted at the meeting until they
fainted. . i
Cotton Oiieiator Collapses.
New York. On the exchange no
tice has been posted that by order
of the supervisory committee of
the exchange the failure of Solo
mon Cone of Greensboro, N. C, to
meet his obligations has been an
nounced. Cone was formerly ia member of
the I firm of Cone & Hedgepeth of
Greensboro. He has been operating
independently since July 1.
He is now in a Greensboro hos
pital as a result of an attempt to
uuuimu suiciae over a week ago.
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Ty Cobb Champion Batsman.
Chicago.Tyrus Cobb, by official
verdict of President Johnson is tho.
leading batsman of the American
league aunng the last season, with
a winning percentage over Larrv
Lajoie of Cleveland of. 00008G0. Pres-
iueni jonnsons ! announcement
means ui at Cobb is the champion
hitter of the country. The auto
mobile, over, which , i t
has beeir so much . excitement and
not a little criticism, goes to the
Detroiter, but the Cleveland cap-
QCi who tOO.
Prudent Bridegroom.
"The uncertainties of life In New
York are reflected in wedding rings,"
said the jeweler, j "Of all the wedding
rings I have sold this season more
than half were brought back after the
ceremony to have the date put on. The
rest of the inscription was engraved
whe nthe ring was purchased, but In
order that the date might be correct
it was cautiously omitted until after
the knot was tied."
Some men expect others to agree
with them even when they don't agree
with themselves.
Is the price of HUNT'S CURE. This
price will be promptly refunded it
5it does pot cure any case of '
SKIN DISEASE
ALL DRUG STORES
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BadBLOO
"Before I began using CascaretilbJ
a bad complexion, pimples on my fact,
and my food was not digested as it sbon!
have been. Now I am entirely well, anc
the pimples have all disappeared from mi
face. I can truthfully say that Cas&reii
are just as advertised; I have taken oai
two boxes of them."
Clarence R. GrifHn, Sheridan, Ind.
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' 10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold la bulk. Thegeiw
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Money makes the mare go, but we
are never quite sure of her destination.
TEACHERS .NT&c;S
Outline yon r i ecord. Ladles with certified
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If you had seen me, before I berran to take Carom,
you would, not think I was the same person," writes Mrs.
Mamie Towe, of . 102 W. Main Street, Knoxville, Tenn.
"Six doctors failed to do me any good, and my Wends
thought I would die. I could hardly get out of bed, o(
walk a step. At last, an old lady advised me 'to take
Cardui, and since taking it, I can go most anywhere." 1
Cardui is the medicine you need, for weakness, loss 01
appetite, tired feeling, irregularity or distress, etc
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A few doses of Cardui . at the right time, will save
many a big doctor bill, by preventing serious sickness.
iYOU are sate in : tak ncr Carrin . hecause it IS a
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