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OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men - -*— -—— |(C»MrrtIM.W.N.U.) ' FINNEY OF THE FORCE SUSSS* To Remember Him ' SEND A OFFICER-NO,NO -TWERS A\yi'< NO POLICEMANS 'ROUND HERE —'fag’ BAD BoYS BRoKte MV 'WINDER *-A FOUCEMANS/QUICK 5^"W—p^^Lr" J5? NEVER DO \ l SEE A ) policemans •Round jjke; i ^^everJ I'V Will"" <D Waiurn Nawapapar Oltoa Come oki-nne <Sot ) f'COMER up fer ^ some flatFoot , 'WHUTlS SHLEEplM —, OM HIS BEAT ^ V-1 MO POUBT 1 J VtfWY. THEY swouip ■ BE WAN PASS IN' 1 THIS DOOR NERY HOUR AT LEAST— "DON'T YET KNOW it, hF I SHOULP I EVER SBE’ HIM l V/OULP -tak© A PHOtoGGAPH OF HIM, / l ‘ 'WOULo/Ji THE FEATHERHEADS .JtSST^. _Biting Humor =f HLO,PEAR— p MY-VoU Look /unusually S * GtUMl-CHBER -- Up/ , -I WELL—ToU f|[ SHOULD BE ^ SLAD ITS ouT NOW FORGET j-r "7 ABOUT IT J v_T m Ip WAIT 'TiLL^ pr i^tell OH-THAT REMINDS ME—WAIT TKL f TELL YoU ABOUT THE LADY WHO FOUND A HAIR IN A TAR . OF HONEY AND I VJHEKi ,--' '■/eah— the \ Usrocer said 1 it MUST HAVE COME FROM THE COMB—WELL J -—TriE DBlTlSt ^—r PULLED A M\^OooO Nes ?—TeLU me what _ ^ IT WAS ^ (f THE ONE HERE \ l _ NEXT To \ ) the BAP one [ THAT I WANTED L___, OUT H VANISHED The peace and calm of the police station were disturbed by the en trance of a very excited woman. Hurriedly she approached the in spector. "I’ve lost my husband. He was with me yesterday, but I’ve not seen him since.’’ ‘‘Extraordinary,’* replied the in spector. "Can you give me any particulars as to his appearance?” "Oh, yesl He’s very dark, and has a sallow complexion. He also has a Roman nose.” The Inspector looked grave and shook his head as he replied: “In that case, madam, you’ll never see him again.” “Why?” "Because a Roman nose never turns up."—Tit-Bits Magazine. CRACKS DOWN “What's a satirical touch, pa?” “It’s the fellow who borrows j money of you and then kids you about It whenever you meet.” Would Got the Point While hanging notices on the bul letin board, Jim had accidentally dropped a tack and neglected to pick It up. Teacher spotted It. “See here,” she said. “Why didn’t you pick this up? What would happen If I stepped on It while talking to the class?” “Well, that’d be a point you wouldn’t stand on.” The Egg>-Planation Cooking Teacher—Why, Gladys, what happened to these eggs? How long did you boll them? Gladys—Half an hour. Cooking Teacher—Half an hour? Didn’t I tell you never to boll eggs over three minutes? Gladys—Sure, teacher, but there were ten of them! Endless Study “Did any politician ever try to tell you you didn’t know your own business?" “Yes,” said Mr. Dustin Stax. “But I manage to keep the old firm go ing and a politician Is liable to go out of business every four years.” Honored Son of College Professor—My fa ther holds the seat of applied physics at Yale. Son of an ex-Convlct—Tut, tut, your father has nothing on mine. He held the seat of applied electric ity at Sing Sing. Monetary Systems “Some people once used oyster shells for money.” “Socially,” said Miss Cayenne, “1 can’t approve of the idea. I have the highest regard for the useful ness of an oyster shucker. But I can’t esteem him as an original cus todian of wealth.” SOME REASON She—Hums’. You expect me to marry a grouch like you? Never! He—I’m only grouchy because you refuse me. Dependence on the Next Generation "You have kept the twins awake all night I” exclaimed Mr. Meekton’s wife. - “Yes, Henrietta. We need money.” “What has that to do with de priving our little ones of rest?” “I tried to keep them in conver sation, hoping that one of them would say something that we could sell for five dollars to a sayings of bright children department.” Going Fast Dentist’s Daughter—Have you asked papa for my hand? Candidate—No. But I’ve tried four times. Every time I step into his office I lose my courage. Today I allowed him to pull my fourth tooth as an excuse. Getting Prepared Servant—Sir. there's a burglar working on the wall safe down stairs. English Sportsman—Very well, my man. Fetch me mr shooting togs, my hunting cap, my game bag and my elephant gun. Poor Excuee “How dare you offer me a cheap necklace like this I it’s imitation “My. dear—the sincerest form ot TUCK A SMART BOW BENEATH THE CHIN PATTERN 9601 Surely no Junior Miss can resist the girlishness of this smart two piece frock. Practical for school In a washable cotton tweed, or dressy enough for an evening date in one of the new metallic-shot woolens, with velveteen bow and belt. Isn't the cut of the shoulder line unusual? The blouse,'with darts front and back, Is separate, you know, so its pleated skirt may accompany many different blouses. Pattern 9601 may be ordered only In sizes 10, 12, 14, 16 and IS. Size 12 requires 2% yards 54 inch fabric and % yard 5 Inch ribbon. Complete, diagrammed sew chart included. SEND FIFTEEN CENTS In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for tills pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 232 \V. Eight eenth St. New York, N. Y. i, _ Indians Stage a Rally; Population on Increase The records of the United States government show that In 1865 there were 294,574 Indians on reservations. In 1891, the number had dropped to 246,834, but, after that low point, the Indian brought his total population up to 320,454 in 1933. The total number of Indians In the United States and Canada today is 443,365, or more than half the num ber estimated to have roamed the continent before the coming of the white man. In Luck “Waiter, these are very small oysters.” “Yes, sir.” “And they don’t appear to be very fresh.” | “Then It’s lucky they're small, ain’t it, sir?”—Grit. What a Slam! English Woman (in Scotland)— 11 want a sheep’s head, and it must be English. | Butcher (flinging a head to his as sistant)—Here, Jock, tak’ the braius oot o’ this.—Stray Stories. Wi»« Guy Mrs. Gassaway—So your husband has been deceiving you, has he? Mrs. Gnaggs—Yes. I’ve been giv ing him a dime every day to ride to work, and now I find out that he’s been walking and spending the mon ey.—Pathfinder Magazine. Ihijhere-have 1 W YOU TRIED ^ BW RIG LEY'S LATELY?J iOf INTEREST TO' ]|1 HOUSEWIFE [ When an apple pie Is two-thirds baked, sprinkle grated cheese over the top. It adds much to the flavor of the pie. • • • To cut marshmallows easily dip a dry scissors used for cutting Into powdered sugar. • • • If apples are pricked with a fork before putting Into the oven to bake, skins will not crack open in baking. • • • Sprinkle the buds and leaves of tulips, hyacinths, etc., grown In the house. It prevents their shriveling. • • • Place a turkey or chicken with breast down in pan for the first half hour of roasting. .Tuices will then flow into the breast and meat will be much more tender. » • • To prevent fruit settling on bot tom of gelatin desserts, whip until' gelatin is of the consistency of whipped cream. • * • Give house plants a little fresh air every day. They require air as well as water and sunshine. * • • Clinkers that form on the stove lining will soon disappear if four or five oyster shells are burned on red hot coals that are left after fire has been shaken down. * • * A soft cloth moistened with kero sene instead of water will clean win dows quickly and well in freezing weather. • * • The color and flavor of roast beef gravy is improved when a table spoonful of brown or white sugar is added to it. © Associated Newspapers.—WNU Service. wrA A fbleman LANTERN fTHlS !• the little Coleman X Lantern with the bis brilliance. It lights instantly and is always ready for any lighting job, in any weather. Jost the light 70a need far every outdoor mo . . . on the farm .for banting, fishing, outdoor sports. Has genuine Pvrex bulge-type globe, porcelain ven tilator top, nickle-plated fount,built-in pump. Like Coleman Lamps, ft makes and burns Ha own gee from regular gasoline. It’e a big value, with yearn of dependable lighting service, for oulyMLM. •“ TOU%2>?&E,E£L"-or wr*‘ TUG COLEMAN LAMP ANB STOVE CO. Generally Sooner Sooner or later the wise fish runs across the bait that fools him. ■ ■ * Like Mrs. Rynerson, jbi him dmii| awara winner, uprts Ilka it chances. They choose pi mncn emi i Year water nn n •' MUSICAL? “So your daughter is musical?” “Tea.” “Is she going in for classical work?” “No. .Tazzical.” Not Bending Down "Goodness! How fat Betty is get ting.” "That’s because she daily doesn’t.’* WRIG LEY’S. ft* PERFECT GUM™
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