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Events in the Lives of Little Men AM «6HT/ ILL 0E BOUT HOME tfoCOMIH' [M3UMI6HTAS I SMELL 60 NOW \ V»C' , tassg TO SHOOT AT WHEN * 6tT THRO06H J W. K V.} 1 THE FEATHERHEADS By OAorne O Western Nrwi.pap.rr Cnimi A Tie Up look—at least A » POZEN Ties that I SAME FELIX THAT HE'S NEVER WORN I MISHT AS WELL r Give Them ’ AWAY—J Here, my Good man, Th eyre ) BRAND NEW/— MV - —• HUSBAND POtfTj teui^E Them—ir ^ »jv ties; boss ? VERy NICE — v/ERy CHEAP/ look, fanny/ the swell ties i bought for a dollar/ why cant You ev/er. find n»ce_ ONES LIKE -THESE T ■ _ t FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Tad O’Loughlin 3 By, W—ttrw Xcw»p»p>T t'nion Morning Haste -1 MORN In! — COLD THIS MORNIN A Terri blb ro HAVE: To So TO i WORK THIS* -TIME of The morming- ih ' THIS WEATHER. — WISH I WAS BACK IKJ BEP p MEBBE if 'Y£z'T= PUT VER PAMTS OM —TEZ WOULDKiT MOIMP IT SO MUCH t “IT CANT HAPPEN HERE* Junior’s three and a half and he hasn’t said anything worth repeat ing. He’s ugly as a mnd fence, too; he must get It from my side of the family.’’ T’m sorry, sir, but I can’t sen any more tickets now. The feaure picture has been on ten minutes and ther may not be any seats for some time.” "Well, I promised the wife rd be home at midnight and if a Just 11:45. Here’s the 150 I lost Good night fellows.” “How are you feeling today, George?” “You really want to know, Frank?" "No.”—Saturday Evening Post - It Always Happens "Do you think It possible to meet, all one's friends at one time?” asked Flora “Certainly,” replied Dora. "Just go out In your oldest frock and hat with a run In both your stockings and your nose unpowdered. You’ll meet them all.” — Northwestern Banker. Mary’s Fancy Costume Little Mary was going to a fancy dress party and could not decide what to wear. Then suddenly she had an Idea “May I go as a milk maid?” “But you are too small, Mary!” “Oh, but I can go as a condensed milkmaid, can’t I, mother?” TELLING HER I - ^ N *> ' “Pa always has the last word 1q an argument with me.” “That so? What does he say?” “Yes, my dear, you’re absolutely right” A Human Zero “How’s that widower yon married turning out as a husband?” the for mer widow was aslced. “A pain In the neck,” she sighed, “the poor fish was so cowed by his first wife there even Isn’t any pleas ure fussing with him.”—Cincinnati Enquirer. How Long? Tommy was listening to some of bis sailor uncle's adventures. “You see, sonny, I always believe In fighting an enemy with his own weapons,” said his uncle. “Really?” gasped Tommy. “How long does It take you to sting a wasp?" Conferring Space “Have you much room In your new flat?” “Heavens, no. My kitchen and dining room are so small that I have to live on condensed milk and shortbread.”—Stray Stories Maga zine. Old Stuff “Well, Willie, your sister and I are going to be married. How’s that for news?” “Shucks! Ton just finding that out now?” No Wonder at All May—What is the matter with that chap over there? Everybody seems to sniff at him. Fay—No wonder. He’s a bad egg.—Stray Stories Magazine. A FaU Guy “Does horseback riding Increase your weight?” “No, I’ve been falling off ever since I started." GOING SOME! “There la Tom waving from that sar; Is he always polite?” “Very. Be even says thank yon to a street car conductor.” ★★★****mnrir«iriMr*ir* ! STAR ! | DUST | * Movie • Radio { ★ _ ★ ★★★By VIRGINIA VALE*** TIAIRJAM HOPKINS sailed * » A for Europe the other day, planning to spend her six weeks vacation traveling in central Europe and Russia, mostly by air. She left her lit tle boy, Michael, in school in New York, which waa hard to do, for she adores that small, yellow haired chap, and Is doing a beauti ful Job of bringing him up. But he’s rather young to go traipsing pbout Europe. She stayed In New York long enough to hear her lat est picture, “These Three,” which she made with Merle Oberon and Joel McOrae, hailed as one of the best pictures made In a long, long time. She also stayed long enough, to annoy the people who wanted to interview her by promising each day that she'd see the Interview ers the next, and then avoiding practically all of them. And that’s bad business; Kath erine Hepburn proved that Of course you know how she has been treating Interviewers for these many moons; just snubbing them right and left A while ago she de cided to give In, and told the press agent for her company that she would see a representative from one paper. And, according to the story, he began with the New York paper with the biggest circulation and went right down the line, and met with nothing but refusals! You've heard Rosa Ponselle and her sister, Carmela, on the radio; theirs are some of the loveliest voices to be found among opera stars. Well, now there’s a family feud on In the Ponselle family, be cause Carmela’s writing memoirs, and Rosa doesn’t like the idea. V —It Some years ago WJllie and Eu gene Howard, who are doing that new radio feature, “Folies Bergere of the Air,” were appearing In a musical comedy. They lent a help ing hand to a young man who need ed a start; being the show’s fea ture stars, they could do It. And now the world knows bis name— John Charles Thomas. The newt reels brought home to many of ue the full tragedy of the recent floods, and It Is a relief to know that some funny things hap. pened in the midst of all that hor* ror. The news reel companies usu ally have local people who, if any thing Interesting happens, photo graph It on the chance the company will buy it. During the Pennsyl vania floods, a free lance camera man phoned one of the news reel companies in New York, announc ing that he had some good stuff. He was urged to send It right In by train. He said he couldn’t, that no trains were running. The com pany checked up and found that one would leave that afternoon. Did he have a boat? Yes, he had his boat tied to the window sill. Well, then, he was to get into that boat and take his film to the railway station. MBut I can’t,” he protest ed. “I fell out of the boat once and got wet, so I left my suit at the tailor’s, and the water came In and washed away everything In his place — and I haven’t any other clothesl" —★— They’re still having a hard time at the Paramount studio with “I Liovea a soiaier-; pretty soon people are going to think there’s a Jinx on it. Marlene Diet rich, you’ll recall, walked out on It. Margaret Sullavan was then borrowed for It, and broke her arm. Nobody seems to care for the leading role— so some unknown girl may get It, uuu ii Bim uuco, sue u ue a seusa* tional success, because that’s the way things happen In Hollywood. There’s no stopping these ama teur hours on the radio. WMCA and the Inter-city chain now have an Ugly Duckling amateur hour, (for singers who feel that lack of beauty keeps them from succeed ing), s Comedy Writer amateur hour (this Is the place for you If you want to be funny on the air; a stock company of professionals does the broadcasting;, you Just send your material In), and anoth er one for song writers. ODDS AND ENDS . . . Wallace tieary was one of the mott worried men on the coast when doctors told him that Carol Ann, hit litde dough■ ter, would have to have her tonsils out . . . Mrs. Beery has fust returned from London where she talked with British producers about Wally's mak ing a picture there . . . Paul White man loses five pounds every time ht broadcasts, and then puts them right back os again . .. Charles Wintdnger, “Pride of the Garden,” Lovely Applique Quilt, Easy and Inexpensive to Makei ’Twill be tbe “Pride of the Oar den,” and also tbe pride of whatever bedroom It adorns—tbls lovely ap llqne quilt Quilt-makers, young and old, will And It fun to do, making the tulip flowers as varied as the scraps on band, but keeping leaves and stems uniform. A very Inexpensive quilt to make. It’s one you can afford to give a bride-to-be. Tbe tulips can mm to 1 HOUSEWIFE When •erring lettuce be rare that no water is on the leaves when french dressing Is added. The water will spoil the dressing and the oil will not adhere to the lettuce. Do not pat dressing on lettuce until It Is to be served. • • • Soap Improves with keeping, so when the stores offer sales of soap. It is economy to buy a quantity of it If you are able to store it in a cool, dry place. i • • • Cold roast beef toughens If cooked for any length of time In hot gravy. It is better to heat gravy and pour over the ,meat when ready to serve. I • • • When papering a room cut off the left-hand selvage on rolls before you begin to paste. Leave right-band selvage uncut The overlapping meth od of papering Is far easier than try ing to place two edges together. • • • If a flsh bone gets caught in the throat, suck a lemon and the juice will quickly dissolve the bone. To make frosting adhere to a cake, dost a little flour over the top of the cake and you will have no difficult; In making the frosting stick. • • * Do not add dressing to a salad until just before salad Is to be served. If salad greens are allowed to stand In dressing for any length of time, they will wilt * * * Gelatin for fruit desserts should be whipped until the consistency of whipped cream, thick enough to pre vent fruit settling to bottom of mold. * • • Don't keep gas stove burners turned on full after foods begin to boll. Turn burners down and keep down gas bills. • • • You can’t kill plant lice with a poison. You must dose them with some kind of liquid that will smoth er them to death. Kerosene emulsion or tobacco dust will do this. <D Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. e 5 MILES.:* Heritage “Your son has a great thirst for knowledge, madam. Where does he get It?” "He gets the knowledge from me and the thirst from his father." Second-Hand Pape Daughter of First Film Star—How do you like your new father? Daughter of Second Film Star—Oh, he’s very nice. "Yes, Isn’t be? We had him last yeac.”—London Morning Advertiser. Traveling Fast "You were at a disadvantage when you met that bear without your gun," suggested the sweet thing. "Yes,” conceded the famous hunt er. "I was a stranger In the coun try and I had left my road maps back in camp.”—Toronto Globe. THY WRtGLEy'S IF VOOR THftOM' 19 DRY AMO SMOKEY 1 also bo used on scarfs and pillows to make your bedroom linens match. Pattern 1118 comes to yon with complete, simple Instructions for cab tiny, sewing and finishing, together with yardage chart, diagram of quilt to help arrange the blocks for single and doable bed sire, and a diagram > of block which serves as a guide for placing the patches and suggests con- j trasting materials. Send 15 cento In coins or stamps (coins preferred) to The Sewing Cir cle. Needlecraft Dept, 82 Eighth Are, New York, N. T. TnrHan Snake Charmer Uses a Mysterious Poison Herb Kurbad All, an Indian, has a con- :fJ tract with a medical Institute to sup ply them with cobras, the poison of which Is used for experiments. To secure his victims he employs a mys- ^ terlous herb used from time tin- i| memorial by Indian snake charmers. The herb exudes an odor which does | not affect human beings, but tempo- ] rarity stupefies snakes, rendering them harmless. Are some SEEDS j more Intelligent than others? Maybe you think ESS it impossible to raj breed vegetable I and flower seeds B that know how to 1 grow. Well, it I isn’t! For that’s I exactly what The 1 Ferry- Morse I Seed nVasiliiwr I Institute is doing at its stations in Rochester, Mich., and Salinas, CaL Cucumbers eight inches long— no more, no less; solid red beets; carrots that are practically core less; rost-sesistant snapdragons* Just a few of our achievements! Tear-in, year-out, new strains, adapted to varying soil and dimate conditions, are being developed... existing quality is being improved and protected. After thorough tests for germination and purity, prog- j eny of the foundation stocks is offered for planting in your garden. You’ll find them listed in your free copy of our Home Garden Catalog. Look for the Ferry display in | your local stores. Ferry-Morse Seed Co.,Detroit and San Francisco, ' THE FERRY-MORSE SEED BREEDING INSTITUTE Desoto* to improving and maintaining tk» quality of America’* gardtn »»«*»■ Seeking Happiness Try to let happiness "pursue” you; occasionally It catches up. Good LIGHT U Every l JVipht \ 'm LANTERN Itottel U' “Tour landlady cats things a trifli'f|$ short, doesn’t she?” “Somewhat ^bout twice what aha ; serves wonld be a half portion.” In Cheering Section Lissen—I had a most enjoyable time at the dentist’s this afternoon. Bj! Hnrja—I don’t see how yon could. Lissen—It’s true. When I went 1 In another dentist was working oa my dentist’s teeth.—Pathfinder Mag- " =-1
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