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It heals and soothes. $1.00 a bottle at drug gists or postpaid. Will tell you more if you write. Made in the U. S. A. by W. fi.roUNS,P.D.F..31OTtnDfiS(.,S0rlnofield.Mats. >jJwrtt«to DR. THOMAS E. CREEN A Touch of Nature. The scene is a crowtled bus. A sol dier, back from the trenches, sitting in a corner near the entrance, puts his hand Into his pocket for his fare, and pulls out V. shilling and some coppers. The bus jolts vlofently and, to the sol dier’s dismay, the shilling slips from Ills fingers Just as lights go out. ns they always do in London, on these days, when a bridge i.s being crossed. The passengers with one accord begin to grope for the soldier’s .shilling. “ 'Fruid It rolled off. mate.” says the conductor. Then lights go up again, and discover three passengers each holding out the shilling,—Christian Science Monitor. KIDNEY TROUBLE NOT EASILY RECOGNIZED Appllctnts for Insurance Often Rejected An examining physician for one of the prominent life insurance companies, in an interview of the subject, made the as- tosisbing statement that one reason why BO many applicants for insurance are re jected is because kidney trouble is so com mon to the American people, and the large majority of those whose applications are declined do not even suspect that they have the disease. Judging from reports from druggists who are constantly in direct touch with the public, there is one preparation that has been very successful in overcoming these conditions. The mild and healing influence of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for its remarkabU lecord of success. We find that Swamp-Root is strictly an herbal compound and we would ad vise our readers who feel in need of such a remedy to give it a trial. It is on sale at all drug stori's in bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co,, Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention “this paper.—Adv. No Reason for Complaint. Sprgiuinl.s are seldom at a lo.s.s for an apt remark. A raw recruit, the sleeves of whose tunic were six Inches too long, and whoso trouaer.s sagged more than Charlie Chapiln’.s, pre.sented himself before his noncommissioned officer and complained of the fit. "Nonsense!” retorted the sergeant. “Why, it fits absolutely lovely. You look ns if you’ll iieen melted and poured In!” Relentless Machine on West Front Sapping Strength of Germans. SOLDIERS ARE OPTIMISTIC A BRIGHT. CLEAR COMPLEXION is always admired, and it is the lauda ble umblllon of every woman to do all she ean to make herself attractive. •Many of our southern women have found that Tetterine is Invaiuable for '■iearing up blotches, iicliy palche.s, etc., and making the skin soft and velvety. Tlie worst ciises of eczema and other torturing skin diseases yield 10 Tetterine. Sold tiy ilriiggists or sent by mail for 50c. by Sluijurine Co., Savannah, (}a.—.A.dv. Natural Affinity. | Manager—Do you want tills roieT j .\ctor—Is there any "dougii” in it? > —Baltimore American. 1 T*k» LaXATIVB BKUk New York poor are I milk liecause of price. • Cold in One Day fMiirlnels for Tl'rs'd Ejes. i I mOVlcS Red Eyes —Sore Eyes —a ” "rsnoiated ByelliJs. _Be»t8 — 5 : Ulveyoar ilyes sa mne S M your Teetb and wiu Marine It oty> CMEFDR THEM. le regnisrity! = , TOUCWNOTIUYKWEYESI I I Sold sc Drug and Optical Stores or by UalL a I itk MurUi En Rsnsdr Co., CIHctfo, for Fim look i •iwiuiiiiiuiiiuiuiiiiiuiiiiiuiiiiuiiiHiiiimtHUiuuiiuli See Ultimate Success Through Growing Superiority in Air, in Number of Guns and Supplies of Shells. By JOHN LLOYD BALDERSTON. (Copyright. 1917, by the McClure Newspa per Syndicate.) General Headtjuarters, British Ar mies la France.—It probably never oc curred to a beholder, watching the great steam dredges of Colonel Goe- thals scooping out the Panama canal, to wonder whether the job would ever be finished. How long it would take to dig the canal no man knew, hut that it would be dug, nobody doubted. That is the way I feel whenever I see ihe British military machine at work. Through the courtesy of the Briti.sh staff I have inspected the battle front along the whole line where active fighting has been in progress this year. The unsatisfactory military situation ip Russia, which has helped the Ger man defensive upon this front, has been responsible for pessimism in Lon don. Out Iiere, the men who are do ing the fighting are optimistic. It has not always been so; I left an optimis tic London in the spring of lOlC and found the front, not pessimistic but grimly aware of the long and uphill road ahead. It was the same in the midst of the battle of the Somme, but in the winter, when fighting had died down, I found the front more “bucked up” than ever before. And now, the front is confident that the German.s have shot their bolt. London guesses, but the front knows. That is why these alternations of feel ing are not only interesting, but im portant. But the back keeps murmur ing, our losses are heavy. No doubt the German losses are heavy, too, but wa are not gaining much ground. We rfead of bitter fighting lasting for weeks in the ruins of some insignifi cant village. Soldiers Think Dl^erentiy. Not even three years of war have taught the people who say these things to think as the soldiers think. The sol dier brushes aside all such talk ns ir relevant. His job, he knows, is to beat the German army. When that has been done the war will be over. Movement n.s measured on a map does not Inter est him at all except as it helps to kill Germans. He complains bitterly, when he has time to consider public opinlou, that civilians cannot think of fighting except In terms of geography, of ad vance and retirement, which, until the final “break through” comes, if it does come, are relatively unimportant. Id attempting to sum up the situa tion on the western front as the sol diers see it, a reporter is at once faced with the factors that have misled opin ion everywhere. Civilians have maps- Progress upon a map can be visualized by anyone. All infantry fighting re sults from an attempt'by soldiers of one side to reach a point on the map held by the enemy. The success or failure of these attempts is at once an nounced in the bulletins. It Is movement, and movement alone, by which the public judges fighting, because it is not allowed to know any thing else. Each side keeps its own losses secret, and can only guess at those of the enemy. Neither side tells the world how many shells it fired in an action, how many of its guns were worn out. Yet these things are often. Indeed usually, of very much more Im portance than the loss or capture of a village like Fresnoy or Bullocourt. It may possibly come about at a later stage of the war that the winning of a certain strip of ground will decide the fate of an army. Most soldiers do not think so, and they all agree that this is not true today. Beat to Forget Map. The best way to appreciate the prog ress of the war In France, it has been Impressed on me again and again, is to forget the map. There are on the Pranco-Brltlsh front a certain number of British and French divisions. Op posed to them are 143 or 144 German divisions. The object of the allies is to go on fighting, undfr the most ad vantageous conditioner possible, until (lie 144 German divUslons pins all the reserves and unlt.s from pther fronts that may be brought up, are so smash ed that they can no longer take the punishment. Then, and then only, will come the "break through” so much talked about, but victory will not come this year; It may not be possible at nil- without the help of .great American armies. Tile great progress toward the final goal that lias been made during the 1917 campaign by the FreiK’h and Brit ish armies imast be measured not by liberafei! towns, but by the losses suf fered by those 144 German division.^. It is possible to give approximate fig ures • .showing what the German sol diers have had to endure this year. When the oampaign opened In Mareh the trench lines from Switzerland to the sea were manned by about 100 Ger man divisions, while grouped in tiie rear as a strategic reserve were 44 divisions which Hlndenhurg hoped to use In an offensive which wa.s to re gain the Initiative for Germany after the March retreat had disorganized the allied plans. The pursuit was more rapid than the Germans thought po.s- slble, the British blow at the Vimy ridge came three wetks before it was expected, and the old marshal’s plans went glimmering. He had to stand and flglit on the defensive, abandoning his strategic scheme. Tlie German division.? are now only three-quarters their former strength, and consist a.s a rule of nine battalions Instead of twelve; which means 9.000 bayonets to the division If each bat- ' tallon is at full strength, but in prac tice not more than 7,500 bayonets to an average division. German Divisions Shattered. In six weeks of full-dress fighting this year, 92 German divisions were sent In against the British in the Ar ras battles and against the French on the Aisne and in Ohonipagne. Of these divisions 27 were so shattered that they had to he withdrawn, and later appeared.’again, their gaps refilled wl'th reserves. Several came back for the third time. In six weeks, there fore, only 47 of the German divisions garrisoning the western front had not been dragged into the great “suction actions.” Figures on the latest fighting are not obtainable. During the entire battle of the Somme, which lasted four months, 90 separate German divisions were en gaged, many of them sent back for the second or . third time after being smashed up. In sir weeks of the more Intense fighting of 1917, the Germans were compelled to use practically the same man-power to stand up against the British and French onslaughts as they poured into the whole Somme action from start to finish. No more men than absolutely necessary are sent in to the Infernal fire maintained by the allied artillery. By the figures I have given are to be calculated the results of the first phase of th^s year’s fight ing, not by progress measured on a map. Every division sent into these battles suffers heavily under the'con stant shelling to which it Is subjected from the time it' enters the zone of long ran.ge fire miles behind the tren-h lines until what is left of it reaches safety again. But does not this process of attri tion work both’ways? Are not British and French divisions drawn in the .same way under the shells of con centrated German batteries? How can we talk about success and ultimate victory If both sides are bleeding to death in this fashion? Balance Heavily Against Germans. In the an.swers tb these que.stiens lies the real cause of the optiml.sm at the front. Heavy as are the allied losses, the attrition process is not op erating to the same extent on both sides. There are several factors at work this year that are weighing down the balance heavily against the Ger mans. First comes the allied superiority in the air. This is indisputable, and man ifest to the most cn.sunl observer. On clear days, I have seen dozens of. Brit ish airplanes buzzing over the German lines; to catch .sight of an enemy plane on onr side is now an event, and an exciting event, because the venture some intruder Is sure to be fighting an angry swarm of British or French wasps. Sometimes the Germans send squadrons of hlgh-.speed scouts scut tling along three miles in the air, but at these great altitudes observation even with German lenses is not of the best. The only German squadron I t’self during several days of per fect observing weather was engaged, t ■ an enormous height, in a struggle ■ith five or six British planes. There are hundreds of good German air planes, with first class pilots, but so relentless is the allied aerial offensive that they are compelled to remain be hind their own lines on an almost con tinuous defensive, and it is over Ger man territory-under the protecting fire of German archies that 19 fights out of w take place. Must “Shoot Off the Map.” ; results of this situation would he manifest in the casualty lists even if the guns and shells on each side were equal. The Germans are com pelled to “shoot off the map” where they have not direct observation over the enemy lines from some higher grounds; that is their gunners mu-st fire at roads whose ranges can be cal culated or at places where they mere ly guess allied guns arc placed, In the absence of air photography to show them what to shoot at, or of “spotting” planes over the enemy positions to wireless thq results of their marks- manship. By taking the'Vimy ridge and the commanding height at Monchy. the British early In the Arfas fighting deprived the Germans of direct ob servation over their communications,- and were able to watch miles of the German lines; an In.stnnce of the real value of winning ground, not ns an end in itself, but merely ns one of a miniher of factors which help to give advantage in observation. A modern general, asked whether he would pre fer to carry a hill before him or to re tain his airplane superiority, would al most invariably choose the latter. For more enviable Is the lot of the British and French gunners. They, too, can shoot “off the map” as well os the enemy, but they are constantly supplied with airplane photographs showing the most minute defensive works behind the German lines, they are Informed, by airplanes which see the flashes of enemy guns, approxi mately where to shoot to knock out batteries, and they are able to correct, their ranges after each salvo, on a clear day, in the light of reports re ceived from airmen who have seen the shells explode. Artillery Hopelessly Inferior. Not only are the Gerimii] gunners l)linded L)y reason of allied air su premacy, but the enemy Is now hope lessly rtiferlor both in the number of camion he can bring Into action and Ihe supply of shells he can deliver to them. The situation In 1915, when the allied soldiers had to endure constant aliening lo which their own guns could not reply, ha.s now been reversed. Bric- i.sh soldiers are genuinely sorry for the German Infantry today, for they re member wliut they went througli two years ago, and they know how it feels. Early In 1916 the cannon and shells begun piling up on the right side of the lines, and Br!li.li staff officers think that approximately la August of that year In the middle of the Somme buttles, au equilibrium was reached and the allies and the Germans were about equal in fire power. Since that time the allies, thunks in no siniill de gree to the efforts of America, have been drawing steadily ahead. There is now no compurl.son; were It possi ble to give figures which I have seen, they would astonish the most optimis tic. In the infantry fighting the Germans have also been placed under a terrible disadvantage, quite apart from the shelling they have to endure. Thanks to the possession of the strate gical initiative—a formidable term lliat simply means allies are forc ing the fightlng-.aniL compelling the Germans to devote-all (heir energies to defense—the allies are, alile^ to at tack when and where they ' please. This means-Ihht they cun-prepare, as carefully and long as they like] for an attack, and,’ with good luck, keep the Germans guessing until It Is actu ally launched as to the point of im pact. J Counter-Attacks Costly. If advantages are won by the attack that the Germans cannot afford to lose, they are compelled to counter-attack- lo regain the lost positions. Counter attacks under these circumstances are invariably extremely costly. They liave to be hurriedly improvised, out of whatever troops are at hand, and sent forward quickly without proper planning or co-ordtmition, before the assalinnts have had time to dig them selves in or reorganize the wrecked German positions. They immediately . v V j-u .l u i - come under the massed fire of cannon : ^ ^ that babe wrapped in secretly concentra^J over a long pe- i ‘Ihng clothes, lying in a man- rlod for the very purpose of supporting Bethlehem! Prophets were the offensive and checking attempted ipterested, angels were interested, reactions. The counter-attacking troops the ages have been most deeply in- caunot be supported by anything like terested since. The shepherds had a similar weight of guns, if the orig- perhaps some premonition. The Inal attack came ashf surprise, because seventy weeks of Daniel’s prophecy It takes tl.»e to mass guns, ond coon- Mfilled. It may be at ter-altacks must be launched at ocee ,, , ,• . ii - j- if th,ey are to succeed. , ''"7 f ey tvere talking of These considerations explain most of i j.- the fighting of the past few months. I Suddenly their attentmn was ar- The British use their possession’ of rested by a strange sight • in the the Initiative to launch an attack on heavens. It grew brighter and took a narrow front. They capture a posl- the form of an angel,- and then they tlon. The Germans are forced, by the heard a voice announcing the birth Ki fqr safeguarding their line and of Christ as glad tidings for all peo- preventing other positions from being pjg, not to the Jews only. Then enfiladed, to counter-attack. They ad- suddenly the air was filled with an- vance In dense masiaes and are slaugh- 'iVnqel^ W HAT an interest centered in if they had come their heads And it is-quite p] genefals at the morning paper. Tide that British time are chuck- . masiaes and are slaugh- ' singing tered by the waiting guns. Sometimes out from the air. the counter-attacks succeed, and then , - , , , people at home are depressed. They ! We know not their wonderful read in a bulletin, “Our, troops at- came to mortal ears, tacked at dawn and occupied the east- 1 Glory to God in the highest,” etc. ern slopes of Black Hill. Four deter- - We know not who those angels were, mined counter-attadis by elements of but we fancy they were the redeem- three German divisions were repulsed ed. Adam was there; Eve was by onr fire, hut towards evening a fifth there. Eve, who in her maternal attack compelled us to relinquish the ’ earnestness declared at the birth of ground we had_gai^^^.” _T^y sh_ake her firstborn, “I have got a man from the Lord,” hoping that that was he who sfiould bruise the ser- i.iig uvci their reports, for the bulletin P^^^. ® head. Now, in the fullness may mean that at a cost of a thousand she had come to witness the men the British have shot down five birth of the babe who was to be the thousand Germans. The aim of the Saviour of her race. David, Elijah, war at present is not to take hills or Moses, the patriarchs, we believe, towns, but kill Germans. j were with the heavenly host. United States Killed Last Chance. | This song reveals three things “The whole sltuvlton Is as simple !. 'First.—The glorification of God as a problem in addition and subtrac- through the incarnation. God has tion,” a distinguished soldier said to glory through his vast work ih na me. “The enemy knows his own ture, his providence building up and losses and his own reserves and his easting down nations etc own munition power exactly, and he ^he incarnation there was spe- can make a reasonaiily good guess'as j. vu lucic was spe- to ours. We know our own exactly, glory to God m and we cun make a fairly accurate es- highest--highe8t, in that it was timate of his. If .we got together with all other glory, in that it ex- the Boche, and,we both told tlie truth, tended to all time and in that it we should probably agree that there wrought such wondrous good, was once a chance that the German | Second.—The great results to the armies could tire us all out and get a earth.. It would result in peace, draw. A small chance, perhaps, but Strifes, thorns and thistles were still 0 chance. But we should agtee abounding. The earth was torn and that that chance went overboard when bleeding by constant contention the Un tea Stete. paeeea a con.er.p- Christ came peace. The result tFun bill and decided to send an army u.. i ‘couii- over here.. Prom a ntllltar, point of :"™“. .. view, the Boche Is doomed, .anti he' /hlrd.—-The effect on the maivld- most certainly knows It. i ^ man. Good will toward men,” “The Boche is Ddfa fool. He Is not ' ^7™. another, from God. Out going on killing his men and ruining ot this good will would finally spring his country for nothing. He knows he and glory to God in has no chance on the battlefield, and the highest.—Dr. Matthew Simpson, he would surrender at once if he did not see somewhere else a glimmer of hope. Undoubtedly he believed in the submarine at pne time, but he must now realize that so great is the pre ponderance of force gradually mount ing up against him here that no num ber of ships he can sink will do more than postpone the evil day of reckon ing. His present reason for fighting must be that he'thinks we are all get- tlhg tired of the war, so he may hope to be-devil our labor parties or our weaker politicians info a peace made up of pretty phrases and pious a.splra- tlons which will .leave him in a posi tion to recuperate and aftack us again In ten or twenty years. I am not a politician but a soldier, but I think if the politicians and the public generally had a clear notion of the military situ ation, saw the thing as it is Instead of regarding our front as deadlocked, they could understand the German po litical dodges much better. than they The Boche is beliten, if we all hang together and you send us, men. ! And he must be boatin. or he’ll at- ; tack us again.’ ffirauliful ®Btl!lpl(em SpIIb ■ Over the roar of the cities, over | the hills and the dells, f With a message of peace to the S nations, ring the beautiful j Bethlehem hells, f Bringing joy to the souls that I are sighing in the hovels J where poverty dwells— * There is life—there is life for S the dying, in the beautiful J Bethlehem bells. ' Far off in a land that is lovely. ] for the tender sweet story | it tells, “ J In the light of a glorious mom- a ing rang the beautiful ^ Bethlehem bells; f And still in the hearts of crea-1 tion an anthem exuUingly J swells ^ At that memory sweet of the * ringing of the beautiful | Bethlehem bells. f They ran o'er the hills and the J valleys, they summoned the | glad world that day, ' From regions of night to the | radifljit light of the cot J where t.'- Beautiful lay, f And forever and ever and ever | a wonderful meiody dwells « * In the tender sweet ringing | and singing of the beauti- q ful r'cthlehem bells. ' For they sing of a love that is J deathless—a love that still | triumphs in loss; . they sing of the love that i leading the world to the ^ Calvary cross; f Ring sweet o'er the sound of S the cities—ring sweet o'er the hills and the dells Y And touch us with tenderest I pities, oh. beautiful Beihle- [ hem bells! —Frank L. Stanton. Had To Clive Up Was Almost Frantic With the Pain and Suffering of Kidney Com* plaint Doan’s Hade Her Well. Mrs. Lydia Shuster, 1838 Margaret St., Frankford, Pa., says: “A cold start ed my kidney trouble. My back began to ache and got sore and lame. My joints and ankles became swollen and painful and it felt as if needles were sticking in to them. X finally had to give up and -went from bad to worse. “My kidneys didn’t act nght and the secre tions were scanty and distressing. I had aw ful dizzy spells when ev- eiTthing before me turn ed black; one time I Mrs. Shuster couldn’t see for twenty minutes. Aw ful pains in my head set me almost frantic and I was so nervous, I couldn't stand the least noise. How I suffered! Often I didn’t care whether I lived or died. “I couldn’t sleep on account of the terrible pains in my back and head. Nothin seemed to do me a bit of good until I began taking Doan’s Kidney Pills. I could soon see they were heb- ing me; the backache stopped, my kid neys were regulated and I no longer had any dizzy spells or rheumatic pains. I still take Doan’s occasionally and they keep my kidneys in good health." “Sworn to before me. P. 'W. CASSIDY, JR., Notary Public. Gat Doan's at Any Store, €0c a Box DOAN’S FOSTER-MILBURN CO., BUFFALO. N. V. -J— “Father of Baptists." ! The “Father of American Baptists,” John Clarke, was horn in Suffolk, Kng- ! land, .'^08 years ago, October 8, 16tK>.! He was a physician iii London,, but j emigrated to Massaehiisetts and joined | the party of Anne Iluteliiiison. with whom he went to Rhode Island. In 1044 he established tlie second Bap tist church 111 America, imd became its pastor. Later he went back to Ma.s.saclinsetts as a Baptist mission ary, but was driven out for “spread ing fal.ie doctrines." In 1661 he re turned to Kngland with Roger Wil- Iiam.s, and there wrote and publislied a hook entitled “Ill News From New Kngland; or .a .Narrative of New Er.g- pand’s Persecution.” After 12 years of labor lie seeured a new charter for UliiKle Island eolony, which guaran teed to every person at all times hi) own judgment and conscience in mat ters of religious belief. He returned to ithode Island in 1062 and retained his jia.storate until hl.s death in 1676. Somr (fljristmaa Jjtgrnila There is a Bosnian legend J ? that the sun leaps in the heav- ens and the stars dance around | it. A great peace comes steal- « * ing down over mountain and J f forest. The rotten stumps stand \ f straight and green on the hill- | , side. The grass is bejlowered g ' with I lossoms, and the birds 2 f sing on the mountain tops i f thanks to God. In Poland the f - }}eavens open and Jacob’s lad- g ' der is set up between earth and 2 i sky. In Austria the candles o in the window that the f , Christ Child may not stumble | ' when he comes to bless the f ho7ne. In north Germany the I f tables are spreaC and the lights i left burning for the incoming J ' of the Virgin Mary and her at- | f tending angel. The English superstition i ^ admirably voiced by the myriad ■ minded Shakespeare in “Ham- , Y let": r Wherein our Lord's 4 ebrated. , ■ The bird of dawning slngeth all I tf night long, r And then they say no spirit rf walk abroad, r The nights are wholesome. Then J J no planets strike, j r No fairy takes, nor witch hath- J rf power to charm, r So hallowed and so gracious ; CHRISTMAS CHILDHOOD. First Christmas Celebration. The birth of Christ was not original ly observed' at this time of the year. It was not until nearly 100 years after his death that there was any attempt at a celebration of the event at nil, and then for 300 years or more it was celebrated at various times in the year b.v the Christians in different parts of the world. Some chose the 1st and some the 6th of .Tanuary, others the 29th of March, the time of the Jewish passover, while still others observed the day on the 29th of September, the feast of the tabernacles. The 19th of April and the 20th of May were also kept as the birthday of Christ. By the fifth century, however the 25th of December was the day generally adopt ed.—Pittsburgh Dispatch. The Soldier. We have heard from one e( our cor respondents abroad—somewhere ii> darkest England, says as exchange. And he relates that an American sol dier accompanied him to a shop In London, where he wished lo purchase . book. And while thi^ soldier was railing, he, too, saw a hoik he thought he’d like, and he asked tl^ young wom an Its price. “Three and six, sir,” answered the shop assistant. “Which is the three and vhich Is the six?” aswed the soldier. “There aren’t two son, sir—lhl» book is three and six." “Well, that makes nirS,” said the soldier. “Can’t yon add? Dl take it. Nine what—pennies GREEN'S AUGUST FLDWtn^ Has been used for al ailments that are caused by a disc'dered stomach and Inactive liver, suh as -sick head ache, constipatloi,' sour stomach, nervous indlgestl'n, fermentation of food, palpitation J the heart caused by gases in the stmach. August Flower Is a gentle laxalve, regulates digestion both in stoman and intestines, cleans and sweetens he stomach and alimen tary canal, sL'nulates the liver to se crete the bit and impurities from the blood. Sold -1 all civilized countries, SO and 90 cen bottles.—Adv. An Old Anglo-Norman Carol. Lordlings, listen to our lay— We have come from faraway To seek Christmas; In this manson we are told He his yearly feast doth hold: 'Tis today? Afaj/, joy come from (^od above To all those who Christmas love! Lordlings, I now tell you true, Christmas bringeth unto you Only mirth; His house he fills with many a disH 0/,bread and meat and also fish i To grace the day. j May joy come from God above \ To all those who Christmas love! j Lordlings. through our army's band ! They say, 'Who spends with open hand Free and fast, ' j And oft regales his many friends ; God gives him double what he spends To grace the day. i May joy come from God above '■ To all those who Christmasilove! i Lordlings, wicked men eschew. In them never shall you view Aught that's good; Cowards are the rabble rout. Kick and beat the grumblers out To grace the day. May joy come from God above To all those who Christmas love! Lords, by Christmas and the host Of this mansion hear my toast— Drink if U'ell. Each must drain his cup of wine. And I the first will toss off mine; Thus 1 advise. Here, then. I bid you all wassail. Cursed be he who will not say Drink- hail. Exiting Sport. “Smiley say all sport too tame.” “Why don’t you suggest airplane polo to him ?'’-A,amb. A Ru8'’n Proverb. With God go T the sea; him, not over tlu hreshold. Forced Self Into Service. A j)utrloti; record saved u man froa having to serve a prison term whe: bnniglit before the magistrate in Lou don recently, according to' a corre siKimieut. 'I'he man was charged with being in unlawful possession of ten ounces of ton when leaving the docks When charged he said Ne hud been in ('•■inadii for some years and on the out break of war journeyed Vioni Vancou ver and tried to “join anythiiig that was going.” His age, however, pre vented if, ami he took a job on a transport. A. vessel on which lie was working was torpedoed, and he saved forty-eight lives. He produced papers in support of his story, and the magls trate, saying he would take this int consideration, bound hjm over. ('lirisiinus is, ijorforce. a winter fes tival, a Oiiully ami fraternal reunion. “Suffer iittie children to come.” Lo, they have come. .And the music of their child voices! Tlie concert of the morning stars, wliat were they to the natural untrained meiody of innocent childhood in its joyou.s expectations? A brief, bright morning picture with fervid expectant fancy attuned to “peace; and good will to men,” a sacred, solemn, confident, joyous, “pence," a, “good will” and fraternal frieudship that shall fill and fructify and sanctify tlie year to come. Ah, childhood. Christmas cliildhooei! I to a See liow for oue day it mocks the poet’s lliie.s, “Some traces of Eden ye stlli inliont, but the trail of the ser pent is ovei' them all. Its own gift s always the best, and it rejoices that Bin and Jim and Lizzie ami Sara fared as well. “Peace on earth," but not of earth; “good will" that slnill inform the coining year and mold the man aud' voman of the future. To Make a True Christmas. Don’t forget the lonely, tlie suffering, the poor, on (’hristmas. Remember that the first and greatest Christmas gift was sent not to the rich and pow- ■ful, hut to tlie poor and needy. Give to those who are near and dear to you. hut somewhere, .somehow, in your ordi nary life find some one who is near and dear to no one else and make Christmas for him or her. Christmas Gifts From Farm. 'J'lie fiinii gives splendid facilities for making gift.s which certainly are ap preciated by our city friends, writes a farmer's wife. A dre.ssed chicken or goose, a few dozen fresh egg.s. a box of nuts or -apples, a bag of popcorn, be- ' sides tjie stores of jellies, Jams ami . mince meat which may be drawn from, ! certainly make very acceptable gifts, i are merely .suggestions of what may ! be furnished from the fanii. j The use of Christmas tags and labels I will provide a holiday garni.sh for your I package. i Orplianages. homes for the hiiml and | for the poor appreciate a Chri.stmas ! hox, which could he given by the dis trict school. Children respond freely i iontrihutlon of this kind. i For lameness Kfp A bottle of Yager’s Littnent in your stable for skvin, curb, splint or any glargement, for shoulder lip or sweeny, wounds, galls, scratches, coUar or shoe boils, sprains and any lameness, [t absorbs swellings and ea sements, and dispels pain stiffness very quickly. % m Per Bottle it All Dealers • Each bottle con tains more than the usual SOc bottle of liniment. aiL8ERTBR0S.&C0. BALTIMORE. MD. FOR iFjisONAl-HYGIENE Dusolvea Inwater for douches stops catarrl nieeration and laRain- . -J. RecoibUnended by Lydia EL Pinkham Med. Co, for ten years. A healing wonder for nasal catarrh, ) throatsuid srreeyes. EcononiicaL axlraaniuisiy.deuiiQa and ccRuicidal power. San^sFrM. 5fe. alWruepiti ' ‘ ' L. msU. TnaPsoloBTotlelCcrppsn] postpeU br •-o.Mi An Easy Mark. “Never again will I do my Christ mas shopping early." said .Toblots. "Why not?” •T hoiight everything a month ago. and I was force’d to do the work of several other people in the office while they went out and did their Christmas shopp'.'ig late." Frost Proof Cabbage Plants Early Jersey and Charleston Wakefield, Suc cession and Flat Dutch. By erprees, 500, $1.85; 1,000.12.00; 5,000 at ll.W; 10,000 up at $1,50. F. O. B. HERB. Delivered parcel post 100, 85c; 1,000. $2.50. Satisfaction guaranteed. D. F. JAMISON, SUMMERVILLE, S. C. I W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 49-1917. PERSISTENT COUGHS oafs for young and old. No opiates in PISO'S

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