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Selling Shrubs, Azaleas, Camel lias, Hollies, Shade Trees, Fruit TJees, Grapes and Rabbiteye Blueberries. N,J—*til 4-29 TRUCK DRIVERS (Experience not Necessary) You can earn $200 to $300 per week after short training, for local and over-the-road hauling. Write: NATION WIDE 5raMT DIVISION, 3313 Belhaven Blvd., Charlotte, North Carolina 28216, or call 704-394-4320. J—4-15,22 PUNCH LINE OF THE WEEK AN EPITAPH OFTEN LIES ABOUT THE ONE WHO LIES below. EDWARDS Funeral Home Ambulance i Service by Roy Crane l NOW WHAT'S .WRONG? r MY ^ STOMACH/^ GET ME TO A HOSPITAL,VIC. AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT? IN AFRICA? DON'T BE STUPID, WIN. BESIDES, THE CiWS BROKEN POWN. gr THEN ^ FGETME A DOCTOR. PLEASI VICi I'VE NEVE . BEEN SO'ILL. THEN GET HIM/ I THINK I'M DYING/ A (Si KWF«ar» 3ri*ik.u. ba. I>7I. TT«U HE fiOT SICK, TOO. HIS WIFE WOULDN'T SAY MUCH OVERTHE PHOKEjBUT SHE THINKS HE'S TEEN VOODOOED OR SOMETH INS, DOX understand YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT A STRANGE ILLNESS YOUR HUSBAND IN AFRICA? YES, HIS BROTHER DIED OF - IT THERE. SINCE COMING BACK, WIN SEEMS TO HAVE! MEMORY LAPSES. HE'S NOT HIMSaF. SOMETIMES 1 FEEL X HARDLY KNOW HIM. 'FOREXAMPLE,WINSTON HAS ALWAYS SHOWEREP BEFORE DINNER. BUT SINCE COMIN© FROM AFRICA} HE TAKES HIS > 1 ! \*4 I m V f ■1 f AND THERE ARE OTHER UTItE HUNGS. M SEATING WE AT THE TABLE, WWSTON ALWAYS KISSED W-CHEEK;AND INVARIABLY GAVE MY SHOULDER J N. TWO LITTLE FXT5. BUT HOW HE: LEAVES OFF "THE PATS, A .WIFE NOTICES SUCK UTTLE "THINGS, MR, ^ SAWYER. 0 • —•-v- v.
Jones County Journal (Trenton, N.C.)
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