Mountain Musings Mr. Yellowjacket: My article concerning the yel lowjackets apparently caused al most as much reaction among my FREE WOOD S U A VI V ( S AUTOMATIC LOADING Draper Corp. Swannanoa, N. C. . . . By Gene Byrd dear readers as did the "jacket” venom in my "tired blood". Some people that I would not have sus pected of doing such a thing have confessed to reading my column; it just took the yellowjackets to “smoke them out into the open". However. 1 warn you that it is dangerous to laugh at the old Muser. May I cite the case of one Shirley Davidson who did read my column last week and could be heard all over Lakewood laughing and laughing. She did forthwith step out into the yard where she was attacked and stung twice. I further refer you to the case of one Nell McAfee whose unrestrain ed guffawing and laughter over the pitiable plight of her former pastor almost caused a "local emergency". Perhaps there are "Guarantee my lawn! -is Scott crazy?" CALL NO 9-3237 or NO 9-7412 Let us recommend your Contractor, Builder or Repair Man. BLACKMWNTA1N COMpCUUf, INCORPORATED 1908 (7. A. %ouqktAZy, oakIT'uaa. LUMBER e»U BUILDERS' SUPPLIES BLACK MOUNTAIN,N.C. others who as yet have not con fessed. To “frost the cake", one of my Rood members, Mae Burn ette by name, greeted me at church with “Good morning, Mr. Yellowjacket". (By the way, Hap py Birthday, Mrs. Burnette.) My 'partner in crime" Boyce Biddix tells me that another winged demon tracked him down for another whack at him. Echoes from Homecoming: Due to the Battle of the Byrds and Bees, I did not do full justice to Homecoming at Tabernacle. As always I enjoyed myself to the fullest extent with these old friends. People that I have known and respected from childhood were there: 1 met new friends and re newed old acquaintances. The threat of rain hampered the at tendance somewhat, but the hos pitality was in no way affected. The absence of Oden Walker. Mrs. York and Mrs. Ella Byrd, who were present last year and since de ceased, was a topic oft discussed during the afternoon. John Burn ett avowed that there were no better cooks in the world than at Tabernacle. Bascombe Burnett (thanks for the tomatoes, Bas) ac cused me among other things of trying to eat more than John. The prestige and sweetness of years was added by the presence of Nora Grant and Ella Kerlee; there were young ones to pick up the tradi tions. The pastor, the Rev. Black welder. graced the occasion with both his piety and his wit. (I like mayonnaise with mine too, Brother Preacher.) The music was good; I like the Tabernacle Youth choir. Mrs. Hansen's solo fitted the oc casion perfectly and somebody picked my favorite hymn In The Sweet By and By to close the pro ceedings. December and May There must be something in that spring water 1 have been drinking at North Fork. I drove to the Homecoming in ‘‘The Ark", my little Ford pickup, accompanied by my two daughters. Judy, aged 17 and Jackie, nearly seven. Now Judy is a somewhat poised and mature appearing young lady, but I was overcome by something I overheard. The Rev. Blackweld er in greeting Judy. I was nearby shaking hands and working up my best Homecoming appetite, quoth in dulcet tones, "Now is this Mrs. Byrd or Miss Byrd"? I didn’t catch Judy's response: I was ex ulting too much over the “turning of the worm". Scandal on North Fork: That Judy is going to get me in truoble yet. When we were ex pecting .Jackie seven summers ago, Mrs. Byrd was having to stay home quite a bit and Judy was my “bud dy". attending church functions and the like with me. The Ridge crest Staff was conducting a re vival at Mountain View church where 1 was then the pastor. One night at service Judy was sitting by me and I had my arm across the back of the pew. One of the ladies of the church, not realizing who I was sitting by. turned to one of her friends and said some I thing like this, ‘ That old preachei ought to be ashamed of himself There his wife is at home, unable to travel, and there he sits wit! his arm around one of those Ridge crest girls”. Changes Made: Owen High “ain't what she usee to be”. Our new principal, Free Martin, has assumed the admin istrative reins laid aside by N. C Shuford. He has taken a numbei of decisive steps that mark hin as a man of courage and action For one thing all smoking ha1 been eliminated except at the lunch period and that only in the immediate area of the incinerator A number of changes have beei made in the schedule of duties o the various faculty members ane the lunch schedule has undergone a drastic overhaul. The 10-minute “break” in the afternoon has beei omitted and the periods equalizer, in time. Albeit. Mr. Martin is ; big man physically, and Mr. Shu ford was not large. Martin make me think a good deal of Mr. Shu ford before years anel experienci mellowed him into the man the students of today remember. ( was so scared of Mr. Shuford who: I was a little boy that it wa pitiful.) They say that love i based on respect, and while I doub if the students at Owen have learn ed to love their new principal ii so short a time, I am sure thee respect him greatly. As time goe: on. 1 trust that affection will fol low in due course. The admin istrative post at Owen is not « place for a Mouse: I sincerely be lieve we have a Man. I like the way Fred Martin has stepped inti a big pair of shoes. I know hi has the best wshes and support o: the Valley as he tackles the year - work ahead of him. Out of the Rut: I was somewhat shaken up whet I saw the new schedule. Since we have been at Owen I have prett\ consistently taught only U. S history and economic-sociology. It a five period day. I taught three classes of history and one ol economic-sociology. The fifth anr last period I supervised study hall Mr Shuford had a two-fold motive in this. For one thing, since 1 coach and have to be away a lot at night on school duty, this gave me a chance to check papers. Alsc since I am called upon to conducl many funerals up and clown the Valley, it facilitated my being free to serve the sorrowing families oi our community. This has beer drastically changed. I now have a class in world history, three classes in U. S. history and a class in sophomore English. 1 don’t mine the work so much as giving up those seniors I wanted to teach sociology. However I think I am going to love the two new classes 1 have and while I am rusty, maybe kicking me out of a rut will open new horizons. Listen. Kids. Here's the pitch. When the blind lead the blind. They fall in a ditch. Don't mind the muddy weather. We’ll “dog-paddle” around and learn English together. 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BEST RIDE . . . CARRIES YOU AS CAREFULLY AS IT PAMPERS YOUR DOLLARS "The smoothest, most quiet, softest riding car in its price rla'-s.” That’s the wav MOTOR TREND magazine describes Chevrolet’s cream smooth ride. It’s way more fun to sample than to read about though. Get out in a Chevy and see what f ull Coil springs do. BEST ENGINE . . . YOU COULD SPEND JARSFUL OF JACK AND NOT GET A V8 LIKE CHEVY’S Talking about our standard as well as Corvette V8’s, SPORTS CARS ILLUS TRATED says, "Indeed, this device is surely the most wonderfully responsive engine available today at any price.” BEST ROOM ... NO CRAMPED QUARTERS Let’s take the official figures filed with the Automobile Manu facturers Association. They show Chev rolet’s front seat hip room up to 5.9 inches wider than in comparable car-. Count on real comfort. BEST TRADE-IN . . . YOU GET MORE DOLLARS BACK FOR YOUR CHEVY Last vear, lor example, Chevrolet used car prices averaged up to $128 higher than comparable model- of other makes. Just check the NAIM* Guide Book. *!Sational Automobile Dealers Asst* union BEST ECONOMY. . . SOCK AWAY YOUR CHEVY SAVINGS As -ure as two Chevy Sixes won their class in this year’s Mobilgas Economy Run, get ting the best mileage of any full-size car! W Now there's on Impala Sport Sedan . . . one of Chevy’s full senes of Impalas for '59 See your local authorized Chevrolet dealer—you might as well get the most! McMurray Chevrolet Co., Inc. STATE STREET Dealer No. 2291 Phone NO 94141 Manufacturer’s License No. 110 BLACK MOUNTAIN Southern Bell Will Construct Relay System Southern Bell Telephone com pany will begin construction soon on a new Sl.250.000 radio relay system between Charlotte and Ashe i ville. M. C. Bowers, district engineer > for the firm, announced today. Radio relay is a system that beams voice signals through the air with out the use of wires, at almost the speed of light. The new system will serve as a major long distance telephone artery for the Piedmont and western sections of North ; Carolina. The new radio relay system. ; which will carry up to 3.000 sim ultaneous long distance telephone ] conversations, is being constructed ■ to meet the increasing telephone | needs in. and between, the Pied ; mont and western sections of the ; state Because of this area's con tinuing rapid growth and develop ment. present long distance facil ities would soon be unable to handle the mounting number of ’ calls in this section of the state. Mr. Bowers said. The system is scheduled to be in operation by the summer of 1960. An important feature of the new system is that it will provide a ‘weather - proof" communications system for the area. This is of major concern in the western part of the state where wintry weather can play havoc with aerial wire and cable. Farmers Still Rate High As Bank Customer North Carolina’s emphasis on industrialization has not caused the State’s farmers to be pushed to the back seat when they go to their banks. In fact, Tar Heel bankers bet more heavily on their farmer cus tomers in 1958 than in any prev- j ious year in history. The bet paid j off—for both the farmer and the banker. At the beginning of 1959, North Carolina banks had almost $75 million in outstanding farm loans —a seven per cent increase over the previous year. That meant that banks provided about twice as much money for farmers as any other institutional lender, including the Federal gov ernment. For example, insurance com panies held about $34 million in farm loans. Production Credit as sociations lent about $30 million. The president of the North Car olina Bankers Association, G. Har old Myrick of Lincolnton, ex pressed pleasure at the news. Said Myrick: “It would have been short-sighted for our banks to have ignored the plain fact that agriculture still is North Caro lina’s biggest industry. We’re making great strides in our indus trial program in this State, but it’s just common sense to main tain our interest and support of agriculture. We’d be foolish if we didn’t.” For more than ten years- the North Carolina Bankers Associa tion has led the nation in its farm program. The bankers' organiza tion spends more money and de votes more effort to its agricul tural activities than any other two phases of its operation com bined. For example, the bankers oper ate a two-week school for young farmers each February. About 150 top-flight farmers attend the school, with all expenses paid by their hometown banks, to learn about latest developments in farm technology and credit. Numerous other farm programs, including a two-day farm credit conference at tended by hundreds of bankers, are held each year. The NCBA is a joint sponsor of ; a statewide land judging program. Last year, an estimated 17,000 high school farm boys participated in that program. These things, NCBA President 1 Myrick said, “are no more a con j tribution to farmers than to the ! banks. We realize that if the farmer suffers, everybody suffers in North Carolina. We intend to continue to do our part to keep that from happening.” I • RENT IT — CLASSIFIEDS! • FOR SALE: 30 GAL. A. O. SMITH PERMAGLASS GAS WATER HEATER HARDWICK GAS RANGE THERMALAIR GAS CABINET HEATER WITH THERMOSTAT, VENTILATED REEL-TYPE SELF PROPELLED LAWN MOWER • ALL or SEPARATELY • Call ISO 9-8178 For Appointment On those Sunday afternoon drives during the summer months, try some of the by-ways instead of the highways, for leisurely driving out of nerve-jangling traffic. The scenic county routes make very pleasurable tours when you arc just out for a drive. 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