ONL Oh I Ht r UNNILST STORIES EVER WRITTEN, “ TOO MUCH EFFICIENCY”, IN EACH ISSUE OF THE STAR. A LAUGH IN EVERY LINE. VOL- XXXIII. No. 96 “Covers Cleveland Completely.” SHELBY, N. C. WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18, 1925.Published Monday, Wednesday and Friday Afternoons. $2.00 A YEAR IN ADVANCE How To Get The Best Out Of Your Pastor In view of the fact that every pas tor of a Shelby church is new on ihe local charge, a situation which is very unusual, the following on “How to Gee the Best Out of Your Pastor”, written hv 0. L. Daw-son in the Alabama Baptist will be of interest; 1.—Do not ask “How do w-e like tie preacher?” Be more concerned about how the preacher likes us. And be determined that he shall like us first rate. •1.—Do not tie his hands. No one does a cook or clerk that way, but many proceed with the preacher just about on that plan. They set him a task, then by lack of co-operation, sup port and backing, make the task im possible of accomplishment. 3.—Love him, not so much for h:s sake as for the sake of the good he may do you and the church. We do not heed preachers unless love inclines the will. 4. —.Support him financially. His credit must be as good as the banks. The amount of his support should be determined by his necessities, but by the requirements of his work. You do not want our preacher simply to live, tut to be efficient. 5. —Go hear him preach. That is his main job—just preaching. No amount of personal or social attention or fi nancial backing can take the place of your regular attendance upon the preaching of the word. Let the Sun day school folks stay to the morning worship. The man has never been born who can do his best at 11 o’clock when his own people turn their bad;: on him at 10:45 o’clock. That one thing i- taking the heart out of more preach ers than any other thing I know. Sim ] ly a sympathetic hearing of the Cor nel by all of the people will mak" a great preacher out of almost anybody. And it will make a great people. Th“ opposite will ruin the best pastor and shrivel the souls of the noolest folks. Think. Think! Just think! 6. —Encourage him, cheer in the bat tle. Have you ever seriously consider ed the gyrations of the “cheer leader ?’ Seems like he’s crazy. He is not. He is one of the crucial points of the game. Games as good as lost by the team have been won by the “rooter-”. One “gloomer” can rout a whole church. During the war they lined the pk omers ffp against the wall and shot them. Not because they lacked loyalty or patriotism. It w’as because they made the spirit of the soldiers droop. No man or church can droop to vic tory. Talk victory and victory comes. —If you need the pastor, call him. ^ ou call the doctor to minister to your body. If you fail to call your preacher do not complain at him if he fails to appear at the proper time. This seems a needless thing to say, but lots of folks do just that wray when dealing with the pastor. 8.—If you hear some one complain that he is being neglected by the pas tor, do not repeat the complaint to others. Just to whisper a word in the of the reacher is amply sufficient. Except this—you might suggest to the complainant that the mere lift ing of his telephone receiver and one call will bring the pastor to bis side in less than one hour. If he fails to do this simple thing you mav know be has no strong desire to see his oas tor •'•—Your pastor is wise, and be- i cause he is wise, he will be prudent, hut every preacher walks in a circle of fire kindled by evil minds. Protect him from these gossips all you can. A rood rattlesnake makes a more de sirable companion than a gossiper. ^ou can pull out a poison fang. You cannot pull out a poison tongue. 10. —Pray for your preacher. This said so often that it seems common place. It is vital to the ministry of any man. Herein fail not. Pray for j him singly—by twos, threes, in small companies, as a church. Have set times the one object of which is pray er for the pastor. More than any soul ,n the church he needs it. 11. —Avoid all disputes and bick erings among yourselves. How can any general lead an army against the ram Parts of the enemy when the chief concern of the soldiers is to stick pins °ue another. Swing out on a great program that will make all little per sonal feelings seem too small to men hon. Such a greatness of mind and sP'rit should so characterize evei y "eacons’ meeting, every council of of ficers, every business meeting of the crunch that little personal matters could not be so much as thought of. ^ud if some good brother should in ject it unyhow, draw a ring around ;|m and pass on. Maybe he will fall m lino again. If he does not—pass on! "c* night cometh when no man can 'v°rk. Hasten! 12. —Do not be afraid to express lour appreciation of your pastor and . work for fear he may become con jcited. There will be plenty of things o take the conceit out of him. More lu'taeli.ei'k die of broken hearts than of swolen heads. I went to a memo lial service held by a church for its dead pastor, House packed. One spake of the pastor ‘ as a citizen,-’ another “a neighbor. ” another “as a friend” another as a "preacher” another “as a Christian,” another “as a family man” and so on and on. It was all true. He vas really a man out of the ordinary. Then they called oil me to say a few words. I said. “All you have said of my dear brother is true. Moreover if on each Sabbath day you had packed this church as you have done today, instead of breaking his heart with empty pews; if you had said to him and of him while lie was yet alive what you have'said today, he would rot now be dead. He died for things you are doing for and saying about him today. I knew.” Maybe I ought not to have said it, but I did. A preach er dead makes a first da-s funerr.'. j But in God’s name the funeral ought to be put off tvs long as possible. 13.—On all public functions when \ the church is acting through the min- ! ister, the pastor of the church should always officiate if it be at all possible | for him to do so. This is especially j true of all weddings, funerals, bap tisms and ether like things. To fail in this discount both the pastor nr.d the church in a very real sense. There are sometimes exceptions to this rule, but they ought to b - very rare and for very evident reasons—such reasons sa would make the pastor and church feel at ease about it. If it seems (le sion. If any one of the people should j thoughtlessly violate this rule the m'n i ister invited to take the pastor’s place | should gently, hut firmly decline to render the desired service. 14.—Let it never be forgotten that good, bad or indifferent as long as he is pastor of the church he represents the church. Respect him. and see that others respect him as such. 1 CAUSE OF CRIME Scant clothing worn by white wo-, men—rolled hose and other sugges tive garb—have an effect upon the ignorant and primitive rnind ofjre gro men, in the opinion of Solicitor J. Ed Swain, of Asheville, say a dis patch to the Charlotte Observer. Mr. Swain, commenting upon three assaults made by negro men upon white women in Asheville recently, gave as his opinion that immodest modes of clothing are a contributing cause to the attacks. “Women seem not to realize that suggestive wearing apparel has a de moralizing effect on ignorant negro men and boys,” the solicitor said. “Before cold weather changed the modes o' dress, women walked the Streets of Asheville disgracefully clad. I have seen women walking around with clothing weighing only a few ounces Stockings arc rolled down, portions of legs exposed, no corsets worn.’' He declares that there has been an increasing tendency on the part of women to become more suggestive in their dress all the time. “Knickers , are worn with the legs encased in the thinnest kind of s:lk hose. Ne groes, lacking culture and under standing of the. white men, can/iot reconcile these things with modern fashion and their emotions are apt to get away with them. The first opportunity finds the community con fronted with a horrible crime.” Mr. Swain is working nigbt and day to convict the men arrested in the assault case, and is also taking steps to prevent an outbreak here during the trials. It is be'ieved tnat the two who were captured will go on trial next week. Huffman Should Give A Chance Union Republican. Solicitor Huffman of the sixteenth judicial district lias thrown a monkey wrench into the Democratic machin ery in that district by getting in the race for solicitor again in the pri mary next year. Sometime ago he an nounced that he would retire but the lure of office was too strong and he has decided to stand again tor the place. Just what effect this will have on the running of the two other can didates from Burke, the two from Catawba, one from Caldwell, Cleve land and Lincoln each, is hard to con jecture. Huffman should stand aside and give the boys a chance. SPECIAL NOTICE. THE SOUTH ern Inn is now open for regular board c rs. Room and bpard for $7 per week. Sanitary rooms and first class board. Mis. P. E. Biouks, proprietress. b-H>t The New South is fast losing one of the cherished traditions of the Old South—the “spirituals” and unmatch ed harmony in the song of the negro, says a Birmingham, Ala., dispatch. In dustriai progress is believed by music clitics to be largely responsi ble for the changed conditions among the lace. The large plantations of Dixie at one time were the homes of the South's chief negro musicians. 'Tis different now. The best musi cians of the race are to be found in the cities and centers of population. But ni2ny of those who have become urban citizens have acquired cultural attainments which have detracted from the old-time song. Big cotton farms in far South have been cut up into many smaller tracts. The cotton planter who boast ed once of “1,500 ploughs” cant’ be found. His negro tenants have found more profitable employment in the cities—in the factories, on the highways, in structural work. Music Makers I’f.ssing With the scattering of farm help; the olden-time harmony is passing j One must journey far into Alabama I to find negro singing which even ap- j proximatcs the harmony that or.ce ex isted over the entire South. Tuskegee Institute is making se rious efforts to preserve for both the white and negro races the spirit of song originated by the negro. The institute has produced some of the finest singers. During the last col lege year its glee club presented an interpretation of the negro songs of oilier days, which was described as being as nearly perfect as reproduc tion could be made. Fisk and Ham pton likewise have given much thought along similar lines of endea vor at the instance of leaders of both races. Those who have never heard the real cotton patch harmony can scarce ly appreciate the apprehension of music lovers that this art is about to pass. Fifty negroes of varied ages in one cotton field are capable of producing an impromptu program of song, chant, whistling and chatter that can be found nowhere else on the glob, in the opinion of music cri tics who have traveled far to hear the music in its orginal setting. Songs Are Unwritten The song is usually one which was never written. It may or may not be one ready worked out and familiar ' to those participating. A negro does r.ot have to “know" a song to join with his fellowsLin singing it. Every farm group ha^ a leader. This per son is nearly laways a man. He strikes his key—and the group is off. The same song may be sung for an hour, or all day. It never becomes monotonous because of it's variations. The present-day jazz artist boasts of his ‘•barber-shop.’’ He knows no thing of incidents or chords. The negro singer can ring in more notes than have ever been written in the staff. He always sings in minor, major and uhknown keys. There’s no precedent for what he does. Today lie sings a new song and sings it differently from that of yes terday. Tomorrow he will have a new song and more harmony. No matter what he sings and how he sings it, there is that indescrib able rhythm, swing and motion which is as harmonious as the flow of a meadow brook. He knows nothing of crescendos, fortissimos, pianissmos. 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AROUND OUR TOWN " —SHELBY SIDELIGHTS— —BY BENN DRUM— THAT EVERY one else. * * $ RATULATING Max Gardner * * FOR HIS declaration. * * * ABOUT THE Australian ballot. * * * THE COLYUM joins in. * .» * AND INTENDS to praise. * * * A LITTLE bit also. * * * AND FOR another reason + * * THAN the other give. , * * • FOR WE don’t know 6 * * EXACTLY WHAT it means. * * * THAT WORD Australian. • * » FOR IT may mean, *• * » AS THE Australians vote. * * » SOMETHING LIKE ostriches, * » * BURY THEIR head in sand, * e • AND TAKE a blind shot. * * * BUT WE understand. * * > BY THAT voting method * * • THAT EVERYBODY cannot. * * * WALK UP and see. * * * WHO YOU’RE voting for. * * * AND WORRY you. * * * ABOUT WHETHER or not. * * * YOU CROSSED the right one. * « * OR SCRATCHED wrong. * * * AND IF that’s so. * * • WE RE STRONG for * * * MAX’S AUSTRALIAN way. * * * FOR WE hate. * * * TO PICK a loser. * * V AND WHEN one votes, * * * THE PRESENT way. * * # EVERY ONE knows. * * * FOR WHOM we vote. * * * AND IF we lose. * * * THERE’S NO chance. * * * FOR AN alibi. *v • \ TO SAY' we voted. * * * FOR THE winner. AND ALONG in years. # * * WE’VE VOTED * * * FOR ONLY one president * * * AND HE'S not president. * ■ * * AND WAS beaten. » * * BY THE REST OF THE U. S. * * * EXCEPT US it seems. * * * AND IT was tough. • * * ON OUR first vote. * » » / TO KNOW that everybody. * « * t KNEW’ WE picked wrong. * * * AS WE remember it. * * * IT WAS some Davis. • * * WE VOTED for first * * * BUT THAT don’t matter now, * * * WITH MAX’S new plan, * ' * • FOR WE vote alone. » * • AND IF we lose. # * * NO ONE will know it. * * * AND WE’LL get,out * * * AND GIVE 15 whoop-wahs, * * * AS IF we won. * • « AND SOME day mebbe. * * « WE'LL PICK a winner. SINCE NOW everybody. * * * AND THEIR brother. CAN'T COME up. . * * * AND SAY vote this way. I'OR IT'S the best. FOR MY sister’s cou in's. HUSBAND’S daughter. * ■ » * SAW HIM tip. A POOR! blind banker. * * * “NOW VOTE this way.” This old world sure does progress, and its' advertising that we're speak ing of norv. Had you noticed how many people have paid their doctor’s 1 ill since the mds started saying through The Star: "Is your la.-t baby mortgaged." , Several of the doctors have pur chased new full hats—all because scmeone fell for those ads. and re member they stumbled in The Star. Come to think about it, Jack Doug las might try to get the lawyers to ad vertise ulong the same- method. Of course, it is just as unethical—why we don’t know—for a lawyer to adver tise for business as it is for a doc tor, but asking for what’s owing one isn’t asking for business although it's business to ask for it. And that's what the doctors are doing and the li.wyers might try. Wouldn't this make a good headline for a lawyer’s payment ad: “Do you owe anyone for keeping you out of jail the last time?” Of course, though, the lawyers have it on the doctors. They can make a jury weep and keep a guy out of jail, and1 then turn about and prose cute, make the same jury cry again and have them force the fellow to dig —and sometimes when he gets through digging he figures that it might have been cheaper to go on to jail. And that’s where the doctors have one back on the lawyers for very few folks will figure that it would have been just as cheap to die. The dentist has it on them all. He extracts his. Last week a flivver carrying a thicker coat of dust than a flapper does rouge pulled up in front of Wright’s barber shop and the driver! ambled in for a shave. There’s no wonder he ambled, anyone would that; had driven a flivver from Indiana or, some other far-off northern or west ern state here. Time Patton, or some of the other Skyland barbers, had eased the sage brush off hi? face with a lawnmower and a whiff or two of bacon-and-tomatoes came in from Heavy’s cafe the stranger decided to take a walk about town. On his re turn he informed the gathering about his round-the-world-with-Henry that of all the towns he had ever struck Shelby wras the best. Then he kept moving. Perhaps that’s his line and Gastonia folks will say he hadn’t got there yet. But the colyumn’s way of figuring why he didn’t stay over if he thought it was such good town is that every body lfkes the best last—such as des sert after lunch—and decided he’d keep moving and then come back here to die. And in behalf of Best and Palmer the colyum says: “Come again, Stranger. Order your ringside seat now. It seems as if Shelby is in for a fight, ! not a razor btatle, but a regular gloved uppercuts. Last week Charles Cordell under a likeness of his manly form informed the world that he was ready to take on all comers under 160 pounds rnd the next Star couldn’t hardly get off the press soon enough to carry another manly form and the return challenge of Cole Miller, the welter weight's whiskers, who says he’s ready and waiting to accommodate Cordell’s plea for ten rounds of enter tainment. Now it seems ns if it is up to someone to find them a place large enough to tie a rope around for one ot them to fall on, get a crowd and the fun starts. Now the only thing the colyum (Continued on page three) I — Op «in’ to The Slar) A W iih tin* creation by ( iinfrn of it National Park in the (-noi Si. ,iky Mountains of Pastern relit • ■ ;« ,1 Western North Caro lina i t ;i*j ohj.ctiv.*, the two states, r onh "sit rotted in the project— | N'ot Carolina and Ten tie. see -have : joii ‘d l and; to make the park a I reality. l>n, n ;* the pa t week the or | «»• •••••' H v.m. n na-f iwn worKir.g i iU’ y tmvrrd the sam? end have *rjr.». j-. :.l committee, which i ' "i hi n i- ilv. tr efforts. Col I). • 1 h.ij.tnv I, ,.f Knoxville, a prime ooyvr ■ t1 e uul aver to save the 'it* . - ; < rg .ni-.r.tions, the Great S n»Ji.vr.tt.ii t. Conservation ' • i‘--i >n of Teane: a *e, ami the No. th Carolina Park Commission, is to oh!h n fund to purchase at least a part of the area to be set aside as a park. Thor -foal sit by the Inter State Executive Campaign Commit tee is one million dollars t0 |M> raised jointly in the two states. An intensive campaign for North Carolina’s share is scheduled to begin late in Nov ember. Tennessee’s work will begin intensively on December 7th. Cam paign offices have been opened in each state. Asheville is the base of operations in North Carolina, and headquarters have been established at the rooms of the Asheville Cham 1m r of Commerce. At Knoxville, where the Tennessee campaign will be cen tred, offices have been opened in the headquarters of the Knoxville Auto mobile Club. The sponsors of the movement to acquire the Park are speeding up their efforts to have a National Park created before the mountains in the proposed Park area are further de nuded of their virgin forests. The timber interests, which hold the bulk of the Park lands, are rapidly en croaching on the primeval forests of the Great Smokies, regarded by bo tanists as the most remarkable ex | am pits of forestation in the western j hemisphere. Unless these sections are j soon set aside for a park, it is re ! garded as inevitable that the beauty ampled variety of trees and shrubs of the mountains with their unex wiil be despoiled by the invading loggers. The area of the proposed Park is roughly a minimum of 435,00 acres. The State of Tennessee through its State Legislature has authorized the purchase of 80,000 acres. It is hoped that funds will be raised in the com ing Inter-State campaign to pur chase several hundred thousand acres more, and that the interest of the Nation can be roused to provide fnnH* far Kulann/t r*_ sjress may make appropriation for that purpose. Thy Park area, as tentatively planned, :» located within the con fines of Sevier, Monroe, Cook and Blount Counties of Tennessee, and: Swain. Graham and Haywood Coun ties of North Carolina. The establishment of the Great1 Smokies as National Park has the approval of Secretary of Interior, j under whose direction the National ! Parks are administered. A Federal Park Commission, appointed by Se-1 cretary Work to select sites for a j National Park in the Southern Ap palachians reported that of the sec tions visited, the Great Smokies “easily stand first because of the height of mountains, depth of val- j leys, ruggedness of area, and unex ampled variety of trees, shrubs and plants.” Under an act of Congress,,! approved by President Coolidge Feb ruary 21, H!2T>, appointment of a commission was authorized whose duties were to set the boundaries of such portions of the Great Smoky { Mountains as were desirable for Park purposes, to receive definite of fers of lands and money, and obtain options on Park lands. An appropria tion of $20,000 for the work of the ! commission was authorized, and ap proved by the President and the Bud get Bureau. The Commission, which is at work in mapping the boundar ies of the proposed Great Smoky Mountains Park is headed by Repre sentative H, W. Temple of Pennsyl vania, and is made up of four na tionallly-known park experts: Major W. A. Welch, Manager of Paliades Inter-State Park of New York and New Jersey; Harlan P. Kelsey, Pre sident of the Appalachian Mountain Clubs, W. C. Gregg, of the National Parks Service, and Col. Glenn S. Smith of the United States Geologi cal Survey. The Inter-State commit tee of co-ordination consists of six members, three from each State. The Tennessee delegation consists of CoJ. D. C. Chapman, Chairman of the Committee, Mayor B. A. Morton, and Dr. Herbert AeutF, all of Knoxville. The North Carolina members are State Senator Mark Squires, of Le noir, Chairman of the North Caro lina Park Commission, State Sena tor P, D. Ebbs of Asheville, Secre tary of the Committee, and Charles A. Webb, also of Asheville. St. Louis.—Rain, depression sui cide. An interesting study of the records in the offices of the Weather Bureau and the coroner for the first nine months of 1925 shows that these three apparently walk through life to the end arm in arm. While it cannot be said that bad weather is directly responsible for self-destruction, it goes almost with out contradiction that when the clouds leak a depressive spirit pre vails, followed by numerous suicides. It was true particularly in the period checked here, as noted to increase either during or just following un pleasant weather. This was brought out most strik ingly in almost every instance sui cides were in the comparison of the months of April, which had the great est amount of precipitation, and July when Old Sol was almost continuous ly smiling in the heavens. April had the greatest number of suicides with 19, while in July only five were re corded. Of a total of 99 during these months, only 22 of the suicides were women. Only three negroes ended their lives in that period, a compara tively low number for the popula tion ratio. John A. McGeoch, assistant profes sor of psychology at Washington University, when asked for an ex planation of the effect weather con ditions have on the mind, referred to views of Dexter of the University of Illinois on the subject. Dexter is quoted as saying: “W'hen the vital powers are deplet ed or exhausted from long nervous strain, then this phase of the cosmic environment makes itself felt, The groundwork of forgotten quarrels is remembered uneasy questions arise with regard to the future, and one gets tired of life. “Weather is not the cause of sui cides, but some meteorological condi tions so effect the mental states, so influence emotional balance, that or dinarily endurable things become un- • endurable.” The reason for the higher death rate among men is assigned by 51c Geoch to the fact that men hold great * er responsibilities tnan women; tneir failure affects more people than a woman's soul and is not as easily withstood. Most suicides are married, this be ing true of 67 of the 99 cases in St. Louis this year. The records classi fied the others as eight widowers, 22 single men, 8 divorced men, 4 single women, 3 widows and 2 unknown. Women apparently prefer ooison, 9 of the 22 using thig method, 55 hang ing, 3 gas, 3 shooting, 1 drowning, and 1 jumped from a window. The average age for men is 44 as compared with 42 for women. In both sexes three groups of ages are outsanding, the first about 20, seconds about 15 and the third about 65. With women, love affairs were mainly the underlying reasons for their acts, while with -tlic men, lack of money and jealousy were explain ed as contributing to their suicides. Men usually succeed in their at tempts while less than half of toe women who take poison, take a suffi cient quantity to end their lives. Warning Children w - 1 (Twin-City Sentinel) Parents and teachers, both in city and country, should constantly cau tion school children along “Safety First'” lines. In going to and from school there is frequent opportunity for accident unless extreme care is used, and re iteration of the warning along that line and again may be necessary in the case of young children. Of course, no decent human being, is going to drive a car in such a way as to deliberately endanger the lives of school children. But sometimes these children, playing on their way to and from school, dash out in front of cars and even if the driver has the automobile under exceptionally good control, there is danger of acci dent. Automobilists, of course, should use all possible care to avert accidents, but parents and teachers, as suggest ed above can help materially by con stant and persistent “Safety First’* advice to the children. TRY STAR WANT ADS..