Too Much Efficiency By E.Jgg)Rati BEGIN HERE TODAY JOHN W. BROOKE, widower and hardware magnate, leaving the c»ty for two months, con tracts with a firm of efficiency engineers to manage his home during that time. He starts on h's trip without saying any thing about this arrangement to his three children, Constance Billy and Alice. They arc start led into a realization of what their father has done when H. HEDGE, efficiency engi neer, takes complete control of the Brooke household. Three weeks have now elapsed since Hedge took charge. He has been making notes for a book he in tends " t'o write, showing the Brooke children as a type of the idle rich. These are found bv Constance, who has become his secretary through ulterior mo tives. Upon discovering the notes, Constance makes known her true attitude toward Hedge and his scientific methods. Hedge is in love with Con stance. In response to her de nunciation he orders her to a chair and commands her atten tion. He throws his business cards—H. Hedge, E. E.—into the fire and tells Constance that there is no sus’h person. Con stance continues her sobbing, her face buried in her arms over the desk. NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY "I am through with efficiency,' aid the efficiency man. '■'instance stirred. “I am through with economy!” She moved her head to that one ■ey,- peeped out through the crook of her' elbow. '■Death to scientific management: hi cried. ' Constance raised her head slowly cal. tart'd at hint. She met a glare that alarmed her. He was standing just opposite, across the library desk his eyes blazing with a new light. "Yon have burned my diary,” he ivhd grimly. “You have burned my note -. You have thrown into the fire ail my hopes of reforming the American household . Yes— You! Now you can take the consequences —you type of the idle rich!” Constance felt herself shrinking. She had never seen H. Hedge in such mood. ‘•Idle rich!” he echoed. “Idle rich! All right—I’m for ’em. I'm going to join the crowd.’ He laughed boisterously. “You think I'm crazy, don’t you?” he said, ‘ I can see it! in your eyes. Perhaps I am. Let it go at that; I should wor ry. Now I’ll show you just how crazy I am.” IT. Hedge made a dash at the filing case, pausing midway to execute sev eral' bewildering steps. “Observe that I do not take the -hortest route,” he exclaimed. “Ha! You did observe. Now watch!” He laid hold of the uppermost drawer, yanked it completely out of the cabinet and shook it, as a terrier worries its prey. A second dash brought him opposite the big fire place. where the last sheets of his boo k( n household graft were still rmolderirg. He dumped the con tents of the drawer into the flames, seized a big brass poker and began stirring them frantically. 1 here she goes: he shouted as the hit; mr.nila envelopes caught at tlw edges. “Everything from A to F—or G. Hanged if I remember .which. Don’t core either. All the economy and efficiency from A to G. or maybe H. What's the difference? See it burn! Reports, records, bills, Receipts—tiie Whole works! Nice Mr Mr.-,. V.. ('. Powell last Mr. and Mrs. R.Tdaum his mother Mrs M. M. Maun 41 day Miss Mary A. Palmer h::s returned to the Mauney store after spending the holidays with her parents, Mr. and hits. J. ■]. Palmer of Pol-kville. Mr. W. W. Mauney and Hubert Gold, Arthur Hoppis, and Greer Gold have gone hack to Florida to work. Mr. and Mrs. Chivus Spangler spent Sunday with Mrs. M. M. M- 'iriey. Mr. and Mrs. I). IT. Elliott spent a day last week with Mr. and Mrs. Hoyle ‘Elliott at Forest City. Mr. W. M. Elliott returned to Chapel Hill to school Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. D. H. Elliott spent Sunday at Cherryville with their Children. Miss Mattie Wilson spent the holi days with Mis.:! Bessie McEivtire. Mr. and Mrs. A. 1). Harries spent Monday afternoon with Mr. and M*- . Will Crowder. Mr. Fate Potent spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Mauney. Mrs. M. M. Mauney and Mr. and Mrs I>. II Spangler spent the day with Mr and Mr.s. R. G. Mauney nnd Mr. and Mrs. Chivus Spangler. Mr. and Mrs. W. I.. Simmons spent Sunday with Mr and Mrs. E. L. Weathers. Mr. and Mis. W. C. Powell spen Sunday afternoon with Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Powell. Sehren and Wilson are running a saw mill near Union now. Mr. Worth Williamson is improving from r. recent illness his many friends will be glad to learn. We are glad to learn that Mr. George Pryor is improving at this writing. The many friends of Mr. M. T! Mctxacy will be glad to learn that he i: improving nicely. Ti e teachers of the Jr .1?. Y. P. U. entertained Saturday afternoon they reported a good time. Community Items Of Oak Grove Section (Special to The Star.) Oak Grove, Jan, 4.—Mrs. II. T. Wright has been spending some time with her cousin Mrs. Elizabeth Dye ■ V#» has been seriously ill for some time. Mr. William Ware, who spent some time during Christinas with his fath er Mr. W. G. 11. Ware, has returned to Danville, Va., where he holds a re sponsible position. Mr. and Mrs. Charlie Bell of Gas tonia, and Mr. Monroe Bell of Char lotte visited relatives in the neigh borhood during Christmas. Mr. J. R. Champion from near the Shelby, also Mr. and Mrs. • ( anipe from Shelby \ munity during the holiday ■ Mr. Benton Putnam and iy from Kings Mountain vis. . his mother Mrs. Clarissa Putnam recent ly. Rain fell here last night and today almost continuously. “Polieement are born.” You can’t learn the art of being where trouble isn’t. ‘’Well, well, Anthracite; it is nice to have something in this country that is let alone. There are numerous protraits of Mussolini, but as yet not a single marble or bronz of his great thumb. 8150,000 for a seat on Exchange seems high until you think about the Senate. Bethlehem News Of Comings And Goings VIUs Gladys Marine': Win* Prize A* j Prettiest Girl, Frank Tecxener As I glicat Jiav. ( Special to The Star) The Seniors S. S. ('la . taught by l Mrs. J. I). Watterson hat! a tut* sup per December 22nd, for the benefit of the class ami also a b-uOty eon test. Mis; Gladys Blaelock won the I most votes for being the prettiest ! girl ai.J Mr. Frank Texsineer the j ugliest boy. A good collect ion was | received. i Mi.*s Am Blaelo.k entertained the B. V. P. P. Monday night many in jtcresting games were played and de j lieious refreshments were served. ; Miss Oveda Dedmon of near Shel | by is Spending this week with Misses Marie and Alverla McDaniel. Mr. anti Mrs. J. P. McDaniel and j family and Mr. and Mr. J. D. VVat iterson and family spent 1 .‘juris tmas 1 dav with Mr. and .Mr;;. J. M. Grigg of Shelby. ; Mr. anti Mrs. .1. P. Blaelock and [daughters Misses Pecola, Let-ha and i Gladys spent Christmas day with ! Mr, and Mr . Rush Dixon of Gas j toilia. Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Walter on and family spent last Saturday with Mrs. W. 0. Carter of Gastonia. I Mr. ar.d Mrs. Dewitt Waterson an trillion of voters and that on the day of the election the polls shall be oner from sunrise to sunset and the [election shall be held as near as may i he under the law governing general - r>l r-fiuvns. i It is further ordpred that, after ; the closing of the polls, the Regist rar and poll holders shall duly eer i tifv over their hands the number of ■registered, voters at said elec'ion and the number of votes for and against special tax and transmit Same to 1 v Board of Commissioners, and ■ shall be filed, and the Board of ’fee-.ivshiners shall canvass and jn jdieiaHy determine the result of said ! election, and record such determina | ttnh on thoir records. Jt is further ordered that due pub i !' ation of this order and of said j election and new registration be i made by publishing this order in the Ok-veland Star once a week for three weeks, the first publication hereof j to bo made on January 8th, 19“f>, Signed by the order of The Board, j This January 4th, 19‘26. 1 R. I . WEATHERS. Clerk to County Board. Only a question of time, says Bill McCord, when the city parks will have to he used for parking. The hard part isn’t to make the ; car last, but to reconcile yourself to keeping it when it looks like that. “Why do you rise so early in the ‘ morning?” 1 "I have to get down town early in order to find a parking place for my car.” “But do you not then have a good deal of time hanging on your hands?” “Oh, then, I take the street car heme and have breakfast.” Many people are attempting to lift a mortgage while riding around in it, says Ilatcher Webb. “Has the evolution theory caused any of your flock to drop out?” in quired a fi iend of Rev. Moses Botts. “No, sah. No, sah. None to speak of. I)o main contraption ob de debil vvhut causes dom to backslide is strugglin’ wid second-hand cars!” If it needs washing, it’s his second car. —INSURANCE— Immediately after a fire or a death you think of insurance. Very nice if they had it. A pity if they did not. Then why wait if you are not properly insured. We write all kinds. We make loans. Phone 200 for your Insurance Wants. THE M. P. COLEY AGENCY ROOMS 15 AND 10, ROYSTER WILDING. SHELBY, N. C. Palmer’s Funeral Home FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER. - DAY PHONE - 61 - -NIGHT PHONES -242-W and 243-W Jack Palmer -IN CHARGE “At Your Service Day And Night.” ■*—! Charter No. G77S Reserve District No. 5 REPORT OF. CONDITION OF THE FIRST NATIONAL HANK OF SHEL BY. IN THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA. AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS ON DECEMBER 3M, 10f5. 'RESOURCES Loans anil discounts, including iodise ounts, acceptance? of oilier bank?, and foieign bills of exchange or drafts sold with indorsement pf this (except those shown in b and c) $3,427,189.31 Total loans ... ... . ... ...... $3 427,489.31 [Overdrafts, unsecured _ , :__ _.. . 4,898.04 C. S. Government securities owned: Deposited tc secure circulation (U. S. bonds par value _. _ .. .250,000.00 Total _ ..... . .250,000.00 Other bonds, stocks, securities, etc.: _.... .241,000.00 Real estate owned other than banking house _ __ .... . 93,950.00 Lawful reserve with Federal reserve hank _ _ 148,621.1(5 Items with Federal reserve bank in process of collection.. _ _ 13,156.02 Cash in vault and amount due from national banks .. . _ 300,949.54 Amount due from State banks, bankers, and trust companies in the U. S. (other than included in items 8, 9 and 10) __ 42,270.07 Checks on other banks in the same city or town as reporting bank (other than item 12) ... ... _ 2,776.42 Tula] items 9. 10, 11. 12 and 13 .... .... .. $419,159.25 Checks and drafts on banks (including Fed eral Reserve Bank) located outside of city or town of reporting hank_ ..... ._ 3,804.00 Miscellaneous cash items .. —_ 3,802.35 7,006.35 Redemption fund with U. S. Treas. and due front U. S. Treas.._ 12,500.00 Total $4,605,224.71 LIABILITIES Capital stock paid in ________ furplis fund , . _ ,,,_,__ Undivided profits „ . . , _ Reserved for taxes, interest, etc, accrued _ _ — Circulating notes outstanding _____ Amount due to. national banks. -.. - ... Amount due to State banks, bankers, and trust companies in the United States and foreign countriesf other than included in items 22 or 23) __ .._ Certified checks outstanding __ ... ..... ...._. Cashier’s checks outstanding .... . ..._ ___: .. Total of items 22, 23, 24, 25, and 20 ._ . $178,670.05 Demand deposits (other than bank deposits) subject to Reserve (deposits payable within 30 days:) individual deposits subject to check . .... State, county, or «thov municipal deposits secured by pledge i of assets of this bank or surety bond _ , ...__ . Dividends unpaid _ _ . __ __ _ _ _ Total of demand deposits (other than bank de ! posits) subject to Reserve, Items 27. 28, 20, 30, at and 32 ._ ...___ . ....._$1,149,339.28 h'ime deposits subject to Reserve (payable after 30 days, or subject to 30 days or more notice, and postal savings): Certificates of deposit (other than for money borrowed) __ Other time deposits — . . «-..___..... T< tal of time deposits subject to Reserve items 33, 34, 35 and 30 ... . _$1,945,810.27 | Notes and bills rediscounted, including' acceptances of other j banks and foreign bills of exchange or drafts sold with i indorsement of this bank!, - - ____ 250,000.00 250.000. 00 160,2(56.14 59,938.97 244,300.00 100.000. 00 54,733.22 2,055.68 21,781.15 _,1,115,702.00 18,415.19 15,222.00 1,826,251.48 119,558.79 367,000.00 Total __$4,605,224.71 i State of North Carolina. County of Cleveland, ss: I, Forrest Eskridge, Cashier of the above-named bank, do solemnly j swear that the above statement is true to the be3t of mv knowledge and j belief. FORREST ESKRIDGE, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 5th day of January, 1926. FRANK U. HOYLE, Notary Public. Correct—Attest A. C. MILLER. • O. M. GARDNER. CHAS. C. BLANTON, Director. BHSWg ADVERTISE IN THE CLEVELAND STAR STAR WANT ADS BRING RESULTS.