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SHELBY
Was Carolina’s Fastest Grow
ing Town 1920-1925 By U. S.
Census.
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THE STAR
Is The Leading Paper of
Shelby and The State’s Fertile
Farm Section.
VOL. XXXIV, No. 94
THE CLEVELAND STAR, SHELBY, N. C. FRIDAY, AUGUST 6, 1926 Published Monday, Wednesday and Friday Afternoons.J* Sri«rieI^lJi(,|irld“mij"S’'
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Only Three Accidents
Out Of 703 Unavoidable
More Than Half of Fatal Accidents 1
Caused By Violating Traffic
Laws, Says Commission
Only three out of 703 accidents on
the State highway system during the i
first half of this year were unavoid- j
aide according to a summary of j
causes of accidents on the State ,
highway system from January 1 to
July 1** 1926, made public yesterday
by the maintenance department of the
State highway commission.
These 703 accidents resulting from
a multiplicity of causes took the
lives of 75 persons and resulted in
injury to 660 others.
The hulk of the accidents wet el
caused by direct violation of the
criminal laws of the State with regard
to the regulation of traffic.
The same general ratio applies to ;
the causes of the 1,775 accidents caus- ;
ing the death of 151 and injury to '
1,546 persons during the year July
1. 1925, to July 1, 1926.
Speeding caused neatly half of the j
total number of' accidents. Speeding, :
careless and reckless driving and
driving while intoxicated alone caus- j
cd 415 of the 703 accidents, during the i
first half of this year. These three |
causes were also responsible for 51
of the 75 fatalities during the period. ;
The causes of accidents during the
half year on the State highway sys- I
tom were as follows: speeding, 261, |
careless and reckless driving, 154,
driving intoxicated, 65; improper
lights, 44; fault of cars, 33; cars
parked on highway, 24; walking on
highway, 6; inexperienced drivers, 3;
unavoidable, 3; other causes, 55; and
cause unknown, 58.
Where Accidents Occurred
The accident report for the year,
.Inly 1925 to July 1926, shows the
following distribution of accidents by
State highway districts:
Injured Killed
District 1 _.— 211
District 2 _142
District 3_ 92
4 .165
5 __... 210
6 _186
7 _232
8 _155
9 _153
District
District
District
District
District
District
20
18
18
15
13
26
12
13
16
Ac'd't.
253
194
96
192
285
211
202
159
183
Totals _ _1,546 151 1,775
The worst single accident on the
State highway system occurred on
May 26, 1926, near New Bern when
three persons were killed and three
injured. This accident was caused by
the driver being under the influence
of whiskey and by speeding.
The cause of fatal accidents dui
irg the last six months are given as
follows in the report:
Speeding .. _ 20
Reckless driving .. - 9
6'arelessness _ __ 10
Drivers intoxicated __,-- — 10
Blinding lights - _— 4
Walking on highways _ 6
Inexperienced driver _. __ 1
Fault of cars __ ..._ 2
f'ars parked on highways —- -- 2
Unknown causes ___ 9
Total _ _ 75
The report, however, shows a de
crease for the first six months of
this year from the last six months of
1925. There were 1,072 accidents dur
ing the 1925 period as compared with
703 for the first half of this year.
The number of fatalities this year,
however, was practically the same as
during the 1925 period, with 76
deaths from July to December, 1925,
and 75 deaths from January to July,
7926. The number of injured this
year was much smaller, a drop from
886 to 660.
Filling Station
Falls On Man’s Leg
Esley Barnette, of South Shelby,
sustained severe bruises Tuesday
when a filling station which he was
assisting in moving fell on his leg
nist above the knee, and crushed it.
Beep imprints of the timber showed
en his leg where the weight had rest
'“'h The accident occurred when the
■'ark, which was supporting the build
ing off the ground, slipped on the wet
, and practically the entire weight
nf the hotise fell on the man's limb.
Some time was required to extricate
him from his painful position, and he
was immediately brought from the
^'•ene of the occurrence, eight miles
from town, to the Shelby hospital,
where an x-ray showed that the leg
was not fractured, but only crushed.
Bate reports from his home sta'?
'hat he appears to be recovering nice
iy from his injuries, and that his leg
"'1> probably be saved.
Barnette’s escape, in view of the
manner in which he was hurt, is al
most miraculous, since, the only thing
'hat saved him from a loss of the
hnib was a slight depression in the
’ mind at the spot where he fell- The
building would probably weigh sev
•'ral tong, and if the whole weight had
•alien upon him, the results would
probably be much more serious.
Mr. Stroup Building
Handsome New Home
Attorney Rush Stroup is building
on West Warren street a handsome
brick veneered residence which ho
and Mrs. Stroup will occupy when
completed. The residence will be
modern in every particular with vapor
heating system, hard wood floors,
tile roof, etc., and represents an in
vestment of $12,000 or more for the
home alone. Mr. Gus Branton is doing
the carpentry and masonry woik
while Mr. Stroup is letting out tne
other contracts himself. Construc
tion work started this week. The
site is a corner lot adjacent to Mr. J.
L. Lackey's home.
Cannot Be Within75 Feet Of A Resi
dence, Except The Owner—
Water and Sewer Lines
Cows are virtually banished from
Shelby by an ordinance passed Tues
day night by the city officials in reg
ular monthly meeting. They may
dwell in peace near their owner, pro
vided the owner has no near neigh
bors, but if the neighbors are within
a distance of 75 feet, Miss Bovine
must move out. Here is the ordinance:
“No person shall stable, stake or con
fine a cow within the town of Shelby
at a point closer than seventy-five feet
of the residence of another person (of
in the public alleys or streets) of the
town of Shelby.” For violation of this
ordinance there is a $10 fine for earl)
offense.
Water and sewer mains are still be
ing ordered by the city fathers to
serve patrons in the newly acquired
territory. Five hundred leet of sew
er line will be put down on West
Marion street and 800 feet of water
lines on N. Washington street to serve
citizens who have homes on these two
streets. The mayor was authorized to
purchase a car load of sewer and a
car load of water pipe for these pro
jects.
Four firemen wil have their ex
penses paid to the State Firemen con
vention to be held at More head City^
which will include Chief Herman Esk
ridge and three others. The city ap
propriated $175 for this purpose.
Women Challenge
Attack On Style*
The article relative to “feminine
styles” published in the last Star
aroused quite a bit of comment, es
pecially among the women. All of
them were distinct in denying the
allegation that today’s styles are the
direct cause of the downward trend in
feminity—in fact, most of them de
clared that there is no downward
trend. One of the observations heard
was: “People are just as good as they
ever were. You can take people of the
same class for several successive
generations, and the percent of mean
ness will be almost the same. We know
more about it now because the news
papers print it all. thus calling it to
the attention of those who formerly
would have known nothing about it.”
Another was: “If the women art
headed for hell, they will have plenty
of company, for the men are also on
the way. More than likely they will
be there first.”
Somebody else said: “That’s all
bosh. The only difference between
women of yesterday and today is that
they are slightly franker now.”
“Speaking of automobiles,” came
another, “I read somewhere that you
must keep at least one hand 8n the
steering w’heel of the car, while olo
Dobbin could generally find the way
home with no hand on the rein at
all.”
Civil Suits Against
Kings Mtn. Postponed
Several civil suits against the town
of Kings Mountain were continued
from the civil docket of the present
term of the Superior Court which has
been in session here this week.
One suit was brought by J. R. Mc
Gill and others, asking for damape
because of a septic tank owned by
the town of Kings Mountain and four
other suits are on the docket by B.
TV Goforth and others, asking dama
ges because of the town's septic tank
on Beason’s Creek on which the plain
tiffs own property.
Mr Thomas W. Hamrick, Jr.,
leaves next week on a pleasure trin
North. He will attend a convention
of the National Associativa, of th*
Deaf, which meets at TTasnington, D.
C. He will rake in the Sesqui-Cen
tennial at Philadelphia, and visit At
lantic City and New York.
Dr. Royster Who Travels County
Freely Says Cotton Prospects
Are Be.*! He Ever Saw
That Cleveland county will produce
forty-five thousand bales of cotton
this (food year 1926, is the opinion
of Dr. S. S. Royster, who says he has
made his estimate after a thorough
canvass of the farming district.
It is an opinion of a current event,
so to speak, that will have the right
ring for local ears.
Dr. Royster spilled that optimistic I
opinion in conversation Thursday with'
William Lineberger. He told Mr. I.inc
bergor he had trj/ehvJ back and for
ward over the county, and observed
the crop condition in every section.
“It is the «est we ever had," was
his summary of the situation.
If his estimate is correct, he is tell
ing the exact truth. The highest the
Cleveland farmers have climbed the
latter toward supremacy so far be*
been forty-two thousand bales. And
that was in 1924, when the noon of
nrosneritv was at the ful’, and the
flooi tide on.
1*4r. Lineberger said. c.j ’incnChg
on the estimate, that he too had trav
eled very thoroughly over the county,
and believed we had a banner crop. He
Baid:
“I have never Been any such devel
opment as has taken place in the last
two weeks. In that length of time the
situation has changed from one of de
nression and gloom to one of extreme
brightness.
“Not only is the cotton crop the
best that I have seen, but apparently
we are going to make the biggest
corn crop in the county's history. Ard
I saw worlds of forage crops, which
proves that the urge that the farmers
look to this class of production has
gone home.
"I hope they will keep up the good
work.
“In addition to all this, there is the
biggest fruit yield in local history.
That is. so it looks to me. There is i
so much fruit it is going to waste by ;
the car load. Urge the people to do
something to save this valuable food.
Till them to collect the apples ami j
peaches and dry’ them. That is the
easiest add quickest way to preserve
them. An<f dried fruit is one of the
best of foods.
"Of course,” Mr. Lineberger con
cluded, “It is not wise to count too |
heavily upon the future. The crops of
course can be destroyed. But if noth
ing unfortunate happens Cleveland
county is in this year for its fanner
production.”
New Coif Course
To Be Ready For
The new 18-hole golf course at
Cleveland Springs will be ready for
play some time in October, according
to Mr. Lyle, professional at the
course, and it is hoped to secure some
major tournaments for the city upon
its completion. The greens have been
sown, the fairway is in first-class
condition, and with a little more work
to be done, Shelby golfers will soon ;
be enjoying the benefits of a course
equal to almost any in the state, since
the construction of the first nine
holes necessitated an outlay of ap
proximately $9,000.
Most of the new holes are rather
more difficult than those that have
already been in use, traps and natural
hazards being numerous, and many
difficulties encountered at the var-1
ious holes. No. 1 is a “dog-leg” hole,
in golfing parlance, the fairway in
clining sharply to the right, while No.
2 is a little the same way. Both
greens are protected by traps to the
right and left, with hazards all along
the 778 yards of the two fairways
No. 3 is a short, hut by no means
easy hole, 160 yards distant from the
tee, with a bogey status of three,
while 4 is a blind hole, a long drive
over a hill and a branch being neces
sary. No. 5 is surrounded by four
traps and a grassy hollow, and the
fairway to No. 6 is hemmed in close
ly bv woods. Nos. 7. 8, and 9 have a
total distance of 1125 yards, and the
three holes are all par four. Total
yardage for the 18 hole course is
given as 6,365, with a par mark set
at 72.
Tt is hoped that the opening of the
new course and the construction of the
club house will awaken much more
golfing interest in a city that should
develop some fine talent for the
game. Mr. Lyle is highly enthusiastic
over the prospects for a record
breaking year.
“Your magneto needs adjusting—
didja hear that funny noise in the
motor when you stopped; it.needs ad
justing. I’ll fix it, what?”
“No! I want only gas, gas! Do you
hear!"
“Yes sir!” And with the gas ob
tained, the exasperated motorist drove
angrily away. But for once the garage
man had got even with his barber.
Down the Long, Long Trail Again
-w —NBA, New York Bureau
Ezra Meeker. years old. went over the Oregon trail with hla young
wife and child In 1S52. They traveled behind an ox team then. Now ho
Is going over the same route with a motor camping outfit. 11s started
from New York. ' 1
To Date 4.430 Cars Receive Licence
Here—In The Number Are 46
Different Makes
Following1 is a list of cars register
ed in at the Shelby bureau for 1926
license.
The list includes forty-six different
makes of cars. The Shelby bureau em
braces four counties, but the number
of cars licensed here for other coun
ties about balances number of licenses
bought direct from Raleigh by Cleve
land owners.
The list was compiled Friday morn
ing from the registration officer's
files, and is accurate to that time, and
is well nigh complete, as the time for
license registration set by law has ex
pired.
The list, with truck's appended, fol
lows :
Passengers Cars: Anderson 2, Ajax
2, Buick 223, Briscoe 6, Chervblet
348, Chrysler 23, Chalmers 7, Colum
bia 2. Caddilac 9, Cleveland 2,.Chan
dler 2, Dodge 164, Durant 5, Earl 4,
Dort 7. Essex 108. Ford 3141. Frank.,
lin 2, Flint 1, Hudson 63, Hupp 28,
Hearne.v Hearse 1. Haynes 1, Jewett
1, Lincoln 2, Lexington 1, Maxwell 33.
Meiz 1. Marmon 1, Michigan Hearse
2, Nash 24, Overland 40, Oldsmobile
Lieut. Breen Talks
Here On Holy Land
A lecture, illustrated with stereopti
can slides on the Holy Land, will be
given by Lieut. E. G. Breen in the
Princess theatre, Sunday afternoon at
3:30 o’clock.
Lieut. Breen obtained the material
for his lecture while stationed in
Turkey, Egypt and Palestine tm a
member of the Royal Flying corps in
the World war.
An extended tour through the
Holy Land was made by Lieut. Breen,
from Port Said, Egypt to Jerusalem,
over the Jericho road to the Dead
sea, to the river Jordan, to Jericho to
Mount Temptation. The pilgrimage
to Bethelehem also was made.
The lecturer, who will appear un
der the auspices of the Shelby assoc
iated charities has been delivering his
talk and displaying the stereoptican
views for the last two years. Lieut.
Breen's talks have been given largely
in the New England states, New
York and Pennsylvania.
20, Oakland 4, Peerless 1, Packard
6, Pontiac 4. Paige 1, Patterson 1.
Rickenbacker 2. Roamer 2, Reo 3,
Star 44. Stucebaker 72, Velie 3,
Willys-Knight 14.
Trucks: Ford 178, Chervolet 14,
Dodge 21. Federal 3, International 2,
GMC 1. Republic 5, Reo 3, Graham ,
22, Selden 1, White 2, Paige 1, Macs'
2. Total 255.
Thinks Cotton Industry
Has A Brighter Outlook
John R. Dover, prominent textile j
authority of this section, told The j
Star on Tuesday, in a conversation
bearing on the textile business, that
he believed the clouds which of late
have been hanging over the mill bus
iness are lifting.
He said he believed the situation1
is brightening.
Now there comes to this newspaper
a business review from Springs and j
Company, of New York, dated August
third, which, forecasting the textile
future, bears out Mr. Dover’s predie-;
tion. *•
The review is very optimistic, and
throws light upon the cotton outlook
both fron* the standpoint of the man
ufacturer and the grower.
We quote the cotton forecast in
full:
Crop Estimates Revised Downward
A sharp, almost abrupt, downward ,
revision of crop estimates coupled
with evidences of broadening con
sumption have caused a decided mod
ification of the bearish views which,
until this time, have been justified
towards the cotton price outlook, say?
the review.
We have passed into a new cotton
vear with a carryover estimated hy
Secretary Hester of the New Orleans
Cotton Exchange. as 5,362,000 baits
against an expected figure of between
5,750,000 and 6,000.000 bales. Secre
tary Hester further surprised the
trade by his estimate of the year’s
consumption as 14,750,000 bales—
hotli the carryover and consumption
figures include linters. 261,000 bales
in the carryover. Last year’s carry
over was 2.880.000 bales. Consider
ing the pronounced improvement in
business conditions, with sales of cot
ton goods mounting steadily, it is not
too much to look forward to a con
sumption at least equal to that of the
last cotton year, while the views of
the crop indicate an output less than
the past vear’s takings for domestic
consumption and exports.
After four years of aimless wan
derings the textile industry is begin
ning to stride forward. The prosper
ity which is general throughout the
country has reached the textiles not
withstanding the pessimists, and it
finds retailers and distributors with
practically bare shelves and spinners
with no more cotton on hand than is
required for immediate requirements.
It has been this reluctance of the trad#
to depart from the hand-to-mouth
policy that has so depressed cotton
prices, but with the multiplying
evTBences of a smaller crop than has
been generally expected we look for
mills to show more confidence, and
distributors to look farther ahead.
As recently as a week ago we felt
that the cr ip would exceed 15,000,000
hales. The reports that have since
come to hand, however, necessitate a
sharn reduction in this figure. The
Florida storm conies a month earlier
than the normal or customary tropic
al storm rer.iod and it is interesting
that it coincides with forecasts of an
early frost, not from goose-bone
readers but from scientific observers
of metreological conditions and na
tural phenomenons. Weigh this
against a crop two or four weeks late.
Private crop forecasts painstakingly
compiled show as much as a million
halos less than forecasts made several
weeks ago and based on data from
identical sources. Weather conditions
over a large part of the belt have
been unpropitious and elsewhere
merely fair to good. We believe the
flea or hopper damage has beon
greatly exaggerated, but it must be
reckoned with; and the weevil is only
now entering his heyday, is yat to
show whether his ravages are to force
further curtailing of crop estimates.
Cotton Begins to Look Cheap
In the lieht of the way in which
the crop is beginning to shape up and
in view of the revitalising of the tex
tile industry cotton begins to look
cheap under 18 cents for the October
to January options (which is far
enough to look ahead at this time)
and wo woo'd suggest that, the easy
spots be availed of to establish a long
position for a pull, rather than for
an imniediatt trading turn.
Forest City Upholds Its
Morals- Cops Made To Go
t
$63,442 Taken In
In Auto Licences
Forty eight hundred and
forty eight automobiles hat
been registered for license up
to Wednesday night, E. L. Ir
vin, registration officer, told
The Star Thursday. Mr. Irvin
is stationed at the F.skridge
garage building.
!
The total income in license [
fees for the forty eight hundred
and forty eight cars was $03,- (
442, Mr. Irvin said. (
He further announced fhat 3
the list would show that some [
ninety per cent of the cars reg- i
istcred were lizzies. f
Memorial Service
For Rev. G. P. Bostick
Tributes To His Noble Work As A
Missionary For 37 Years By
J. H. Quinn and Dr. Wall
A large crowd was present Wed
nesday evening at the First Baptist
church when memorial services were
held for Rev. G. P. Bostick, mission
ary who died of typhus fever in
China June 21st. Appropriate hymns
that Mr. Bostic loved so dearly were
rendered whije J. H. Quinn and Rev.
Zeno Wall delivered short but timely
talks on his life. Dr. Wall said in his
closing remarks:
“Brother 'Pleas’ Bostick was the
first missionary I ever saw, and was,
as I recall now, the first missionary to
go out from Rutherford county and
this immediate section. We are there
fore justly proud of him, and rejoice
that God permitted him to live so
long in China, and to do such wonder
ful work for ‘those who sit in dark
ness and in the shadow of death.' tic
was. in the truest sense of the word,
a pioneer missionary going far into
the interior of that land where no
white man had ever gone, and there
preaching and teaching, and sacrific
| i"g and dying for the Lord Jesus
Christ.
"ina passing year nas witnessed
the falling of some of the tallest
men in our denominational forest: Dr.
Russell H. Conwell, of Philadelphia,
builder and lecturer, Dr. W. W. Lan
drum, Russellville, Ky., orator and
prince among men, Dr. J. F. Purser,
Atlanta, Oa., pastor and leader of
men, Dr. B. F. Riley. Birmingham,
Ala., author and scholar, Dr. John T.
Christian, New Orleans, La., historian
and teapher,. Dr. A. C. Dixon, Balti
more, Md., pastor and champion of
the Old Gospel, and Missionary Pleas
ant Bostick, Pochow, China, pioneer
missionary and friend of the heathen.
Mighty oaks were these whose sha
dows have sheltered and blessed un
counted thousands, and whose lives
and teachings have pointed multiplied
thousands heavenward, and the sound
ing of their falling has been heard
around the world, and the influence of
their noble lives will never, no never,
never die; and you will note, with b< th
sorrow and thanksgiving, that two of
these giant oaks (Dixon and Bostick)
grew in our own forest—were gifted
and beloved sons of our own section.
We shall greatly miss these men, for
when shall we see their like again?
My prayer is that God shall raise up
men from this section to take then
place.”
Paving On No. 20 In
Lake Lure Section
Actual paving work upon state
highway, N. C. 20, in Rutherford
county In the Chimney Rock region
has started. Commencing at the east
ern end of Luremont section number
one, the work will progress westward,
crossing the two new bridges span
ning Pool Creek and Rocky Broad
river, thence along the old highway
through the village of Chimney Rock,
beyond Esmerelda Inn, where it will
connect with the Henderson county
line.
The total distance is approximately
four miles. The Wilson Con
struction Company, of Rutherfordton,
has the paving contract and will place
a large force upon the job. Large
quantities of concrete, sand and
gravel have already been pTaced upon
the site, so that the paving operations
may be expedited. Progress at the
rate of two miles a month is antici
pated.
Owing to the impossibility of mak
ing a detour along the river front, one
half of the highway will be paved at
a time, while traffic makes use of the
other half, employing the flag patrol
system to avoid blocking over • the
one-way stretch.
Stone for the concrete highway is
being furnished from the Lake Lure
quarries, at the rate of 150 cubic
yards a day.
Two IVlicemen Made to Leave Because
They Had Been Keeping Com
pany With Married Women
Citizens of Torest City dealt sum
marily Tuesday night with the town’s
two policemen, who, it is alleged,
were caught in a compromising situ
ation with two women of the city.
Now the town is “Copless,” and
buzzing with the thrilling episcdc.
Incidentally the citizen body are be
ing congratulated on taking a stand
to uphold the morals and decency of
the community.
According to report the two police
men were given an hour to leave the
city precincts, and stood not upon
the order of their going, but went at
once. •
With Other Men's Wives
A peculiarly sad and deplorable
feature of the affair, according to
authorities who revealed the circum
stances to The Star, is the fact that
nil four parties to the misdoing hnd
families—children Ueing involved at
each angle of the tragedy.
The culminating episode happened
Tuesday night, when the two police
men. the chief and his assistant, were
caught in the home of one of the two
women involved in the affair. It was
following this denouement that they
were given their walking papers by
the citizens of the community.
According to one report the final
scene was dramatic. According to
this account a host of automobiles
bore down on the house where the
party of four was assembled, the men
called out and the riot act was read
to them, when they were told to leave
the city in one hour flat.
According to another report the
citizens collected and wrote a note
to the alleged offenders, and dispatch
ed to the house . This note embodied
the warning to beat It.
Went To Movie Show
The developments in the case to the
point where it assumed dramatic pro
portions were sudden. The first ink
ling of the relationship which existed
in the romantic affair came to light
Monday night, when the two women
1 kept a date with the guardians of the
! town’s peace.
in order to keep the appointment,
they took their children to a moving
picture show in Rutherfordton. De
positing the youngsters in the cinema
house they met the cops, but failed
to return before the theatre closed.
The children, finding themselves out
in the night upon the street, and
motherless, began to cry.
At *this juncture, in steps, to use
a figure, the Destiny of the bunch.
A man fro#n Forest City came along
and recognized the children, standing
crying on the sidewalk. He took
them up and started with them for
home. But in “the way met the two
mothers anS the two policemen,
Rutherfordton bound and in haste.
The man’s suspicions were aroused.
Signal to Come
Next a note appears to cause fur
ther undoing. The Chief of Police
went Tuesday afternoon to the post
office and got a letter, and rode down
the street a bit. parked in a peaceful
soot to read it. As he read it he
chuckled. Concluding the missle, lie
beamingly tore it in four pieces and
tossed the bits over the side of his
motorcycle.
A sleuth with an eye to develop
ments, watching the procedure, and
waiting until the cop had left the
scene, gathered up the four pieces of
paper reforming the letter, then
read it.
It was said to be racy, conveying
in particular the information that
they (the cops) would be anxiously
awaited that evening, and if all was
well, and it was expected it would be,
a red light would appearthe house
appointed as the rendezvous, which
was the home of one of the women.
From that time on the climax was
insight. The sleuth told what he
knew. Word flew about of the party
impending. Citizens conferred; a
plan was laid.
The citizens decided to rid the city
of the undesirable pair, and they
acted promptly and with dispatch.
Observers say there wasn’t a hitch
in the program.
It is reported that the two women
also left the city that night, but this
is not confirmed.
The two policemen came to Forest
City from Charlotte, one, the Chief,
about two months ago, and the other
some weeks later.
Traffic.. Cop: What’s the idea ball
ing up traffic! Why don’t you use
noodle ?
Sweet Miss: Didn’t know the car
had one.
Bill McCord says the pedestrit.n
usually knows what the motorist is
driving at.
Bill Pendleton says the smallest
town, the more girls can crowd into a
jitney.
If something must be hugged, let it
be the curve, not the driver.