The Cleveland Star SHELBY, N. C. MONDAY — WEDNESDAY — FRIDAY SUBSCRIPTION PRICE By Mall, per year_........_______>2 50 By Carrier, per year_......_._____.—. 13.00 THE STAR PUBLISHING COMPANY. INC. LEE B. WEATHERS___.....___President and Editor 8. ERNEST HOEY_______Secretary and Foreman RENN DRUM.. News Editor A. D. JAMES .......Advertising Manager Entered as second class matter January 1. 1905, at the postoffice At Shelby. North Caroltna. under the Act of Congress, March 3. 1879 We wish to call your attention to the fact that It Ls. and has been : our custom to charge five cents per line for resolutions of respect, cards of thanks and obituary notices, alter one death notice has been published. This will be strictly adherred to. MONDAY. MAY1Th»29._ TWINKLES How’rc you feeling today, Mayor, and which one of the trio may you be ? Our weekly prize goes to this paragraph front The San Francisco Chronicle: “A free country is one that passes laws to please its conscience and then breaks them to please its appetite.” M * k The Star has been accused of boosting the business of the salesmen who handle tornado insurance, but we have a hunch that the wind which tossed the court square trees About Thursday afternoon and night had more to do with It than thq paperv * r-v ----- i* (Lindbergh ranks ahead of Robert E. Lee, Washington even Babe Ruth and second only to Woodrow Wilson as : fhe Jiero of the graduating class at the Shelby High school. Sot pn| that Information down for what you may deem it | msQk % * w—x' . * " 11 h,y South Carolina 'declared war upon the slot machines and a fiews report from the battle front stated that many of the machines were rushed over into this state. We presume, therefore, that North Carolina has enough trouble on its hands with textile strikes and such not to be bothered with such minor problems. Ye Twinklcr has always admired the fellow with enough sand, or lack of sense, to carry on when everything and everybody seemed to be lined up against him. And that, if you care to know, Is our chief, and very near our only ad miration of Senator Tom-Tom Heflin, Tom Edison Is looking about for some bright young fellow to carry on his work, as we have mentioned hereto fore, and it could be that the youngster may be among the 2.10 students graduating from Cleveland county high schools this month. That’s a bit optimistic, of course, but such is the mood today, and it is considerably more comfortable, we’ve learned, to be optimistic than to be inclined to pessimism in discussing textile conditions and other more serious mat ters > vf. f v V.V , > . ^ / TALKING TO THE POINT JUDGE R. R. CLARK, The Statesville Daily and Greensboro News editorial writer, is as blunt about talking to the point in his editorials as is Dr, Sib Dorton, the Cleveland (county fair secretary, in his conversation. Anent the fail ure of th| Gaston county grand jury to place the blame of the destruction of the strikers building there he writes: “It Is rare in case of mob action, especially if members of the tnob have some standing and influence, that local officials Can rise to tho occasion. But really it would have been bet ter if the Gastonia investigation had not been made. The (distinct impression made on outsiders is that there was no teal effort to get to the bottom of the affair.’' u •- —- - 'rV K K > CLEVELAND’S HISTOHV AT ^ her* recently the Cleveland County His torical Association was organized and the secretary is Prof. W. E. White, county historian. Prof. White is now preparing a history of the county, which when completed Wdll be used by the schools of the county as a matter of bene ficial information to the oncoming generations and also to engender county pride and a spirit of county patriotism. Meantime it is also the aim of the historical group to place proper mai'kers at historical spots in the county, of which there are quite a number. This is an aim worthwhile and commendable, but it costs money. And now we reach the point: Membership fees to join the county historical group have been set at the low amount of 25 cents. Every patriotic citizen of the county, interested in the past as well as the future of the county, should take the opportunity of joining the organization. The reports and the assembling of his torical facts along with the locating of historical spots will prove interesting and your twenty-five cents will aid in the assembling and preservation of valuable information about the county. NEED “MAC” AND BOB JN RALERiH the officers of the law and the non-drinking * better class, presuming that there is such m Editor Dan iels’ home town, arc right muchly worried over the way the bootleggers and rum runners arc carrying on. Reports state that rum runners in high powered autos drive along the main streets and when thirsty pedestrians or motorists w-ant a drink they crook their finger, the boot legger pulls his car to a stop, hands over the requested “short,” be it pint or quart, hesitates a moment to receive his pay and dashes on. If a cop happens to see it he is left in the rum runner’s dust because of the slow speed of the officer’ car and the law forbids horn to shoot. So there you are. A Raleigh police officer terns it a “damn disgrace” and The News and Observer, not addicted to such plain and unmistakable terms ordinarily, echoes the sentiment, and| urges that, the city of Raleigh provide speeder petrol wagons ! for the police force that the traffic might be broken up. It is just one of those prohibition problems, and not knowing any other solution to suggest we think that Raleigh might find it of value to employe Shelby’s police chief, “Mac” Poston, and the county’s redoubtable deputy, Bob Kendrick, for a spell. “Mac” seems possessed of the valuable asset of finding many ehaces of hooch before and while deliveries arc being made, while Bob has just purchased a new gas chariot and dares any law-breaker to try it. And then Deputy Ed Dixon has been known to do some right good running on the two cylinders bestowed upon him by nature, his feet. Of course, it is just a suggestion, but we hate that things are so bad down to Raleigh that the police officials and Editor Josephus are forced to such descriptive terms. FOR ANOTHER ELECTION yo MAKE matters more convenient and also to avoid the' possibility of a row The Star would make a suggestion! about city elections to the board of aldermen elected by Shelby voters today. The suggestion is t hat soon after taking office, or at least prior to the next city election, that the aldermen pass an ordinance or make a ruling to the effect that the registrar and judges appointed for city elections also serve as the city board of elections. Quite a number of reasons might be ad vanced for this suggestion, but we will outline only one. In this election numerous prospective candidates asked Iho question: “With whom do 1 file my announcement?” Now who, pray, can answer that correctly? In county elections the announcements must be filed with the county board of elections or with the court clerk, but no official person or board is designated for filing in city elections. And therein lines a danger, the danger that if the present slip shod procedure continues that in some future election some defeated candidate may take the complaint to the courts and declare that his victorious rival did not have his announce ment properly filed. In Shelby city elections, including the one on today, the custom has been to file an announcement in The Star or tell The Star reporters as a matter of news that they are candidates. More should be required than that. Two or three friends of some prospective candidate, let us suppose, walk into the newspaper office and say “John So-and-So is going to run for alderman. He doesn't want to run but we’re going to put his name on the ticket.” An nouncement is made by the paper that John So-and-So will be a candidate. Along comes the election and John's name is on the ticket. Now suppose John tells the world that he never announced? Predicament after predicament may arise by such a slipshod manner. In fact, it was no easy matter for the printers employed to print today’s tickets to know just what names to put on the ticket. There was no particular person or board desig nated to so inform the printers, and naturally it could not be the fault of the printer if a name which ought to have been on should have been left off, or if a name printed on ^he ticket should not have been there. Our point should be clear although we have tried to explain it in a round-about man ner. In brief, the suggestion is that Registrar Mike Austell, or whoever shall be the registrar for the next city election, l>e named also as chairman of the city election board with the requirement that all candidates must file notice of their cadidacy with him. Wjth that plain it would be an easy task for the registrar-chairman a few days prior to the elec tion to assemble the names of the candidates and have the tickets printed in such a manner that there would be no omissions, or names on the ticket which should not be there. The cost would be nothing more, and we tender the pro posal to the new city board elected today, along with our con gratulations not knowing just what men will make up the board. Nobody’s Business GEE McGEE— (Exclusive in The Star in this section.) Play Ball. Very few people know it, but I usester be manager of a baseball team This was way back yonder when baseball was rather new, and petticoats were being worn 4-deep. I had 8 players on my nine. Our league was a 4-way league, that is, we had 4 teams in it. as follows: The Mudcats, the Polecats. The null Dogs, and The Wildcats. My team was known as the Mudcats and they nearly always won the pennant, but it wasn't called that then. We played a circle diamont. The pitcher stood on the second base, and pitched and handled that mound too. Our diamont being round, the bases were a little clos er to one another than the new style diamont bases. Our season usually opened just as soon as crops were laid-by. And it closed just before fodder-pulling tunc. We generally played about 6 match games per season, We played what you might call a World's Record game once. It was the opening game of the sea son and was supposed to be a double-header, but It turned out to be less than a single-header. The game vu called at 1 o'clock sharp, but as nobody had a watch, I am sure It was about 1:55 p. m. when the magistrate of the township tossed the first ball. We played with all the venon common to country players, and had not got to the third ending when the sun went down and as we lost the ball about that time, the game was called, the empire claiming that he had a right to call the game until the ball was found. We had 2 men to keep the tal lies, one for each team. They marked the tallies in the big road, one tally-keeper going north and the other tally-keeper going south, as the tallies were made. The tally marker for the wsitors was a rascal from center to circum ference. One of our watchers caught him putting down 3 tallies for a single home run. and after the fight was over, we took up playing again. The last time X saw my tally-keeper he was out of sight down the road and we had to send runners to tell him when one of our boys had scored. We ran 4 little fellows put nigh to deatli keeping up with the records. Well, we began play mg off the previous day's game at about 9 o'clock the next morning. The score stood 345 to 344. but as it had rained the night before and washed away a few of both sides' tallies, we called it a draw and went cat. We were delayed an hour along about noon; one of the players had carelessly carried the bat to the spring with turn and forgot it. but time wasn't banging heavy on our hands; wc had our dinner along. My team won that contest by exactly 21 tallies. Those were great games and were enjoy ed by all. I still like baseball, but they don’t seem to have the pep In them that they had when I I was a-playing. | The period of the year has arrived lor some lolks to indulge | til their favorite past-time, vizzly: j Cussing the umpires. Cotton Letter. New York, May 6. A boll weevil punctured a square last night, Much to a bear's surprise, And spots went down to a horrible plight, To meet a private estimate's sur mise. Liverpool was weak and New Or leans broke, When it rained a lew drops in Maine, And an acreage increase in the artichoke, Gave the nearby months quiet a pain. We advise buying on slumps and breaks. If you can borrow the money to do so. But il you risk your own and hit bad streaks. The poor-house Is where you'll land. Bo. A fellow up in North Carolina (and he ain't no chemist or scien tist, either) has discovered how to manufacture gasoline at a much lower figure than the big oil com panies have to charge. When he buys 50 gallons gasoline, he like wise buys 50 gallons kerosene, and empties both of ’em in the same tank, and Bango! He has 100 gallons gasoline. He sure Is a smart boy. In fact he’s too smart to be running a filling station: he ought to be in politics. I wish to correct a statement that was recently circulated about that a third cousin of mine died out In New Mexico and left $32, 579.99 to me, and that each of his 5 younguns were left a like sum of money. That's a lie. Cousin Bill died. That much is true. He left everything he had except a stiff shirt and a robe, which he wore off. But I had to telegraph $36.75 «fut there to pay an under taker to bury him in the potter's field, and I am now pulling some strings to get little Jimmie and Susie and Sallie and Minnie and Robbie in an orphanage. We hope we have made ourselves clear to our creditors, and they might as well let us alone for the present, meaning me and my family. Sousa’s Band To Broadcast Tonight Procram Is Sponsored By Chevrolet Motor Co. IUU Million Cars Since January 1. John Philip Sousa and his world famous band will be heard over the radio for the first time on Monday evening (tonight) May 6, in an hour broadcast, sponsored by Chevrolet Motor company to signalize the achievement of placing on the road over a half million new six cylinder cars in four months time. The radio debut of the famous "March King’’ will come through the National Broadcasting company coast to coast chain during the regular General Motors ‘'Family Hour,” starting at 8:30 p. m. According to J. R. Crawford, local Chevrolet dealer, Chevrolet was par ticularly fortunate in seeking an attraction to emphasize Its latest record to secure the first radio per formance of tills famous director composer who lias been an Amer ican Institution for the past two decades. ‘‘Naturally, we Chevrolet dealers arc proud that our company has been instrumental in introducing Sousa and his band to the micro phone, Mr. Crawford said. “We are equally proud, however, of the oc casion nv.rked by Sousa’s first broadcast. By putting on the road over 500,000 new Chevrolet sixes since January 1, we have establish ed a record never before duplicated by any dealer organization distri buting six cylinder automobiles. In fact, no other dealer organization in the history of six cylinder man ufacture has ever equalled this rec ord in the course of a full year. Card Of Thanks. We wish to thank our many friends and neighbors for the many kind deeds rendered during the ill ness and death of our dear mother and sister. Mrs. Ollie Harrill and for the many beautiful flowers. The Children, Brothers and Sister. THE PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING Is Usually The One Who Does All The Damage. Your Only Safe guard is Insurance With CHAS. A. HOEY *■ Lindbergh Paints Picture of i Aeronautics in America Predicts Safe and Regular Air Passenger Service Within Year or Two AMERICA’S airports, in order to properly serve the ultimate object of aviation, must be located with in a few minutes or the center of the cities they are to serve, Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh declared before a joint com mittee of Congress considering the selection of a municipal airport for the National Capi tal. He emphasized strongly his feel ing that America is sorely delin quent In the matter of airport de velopment, and that this delin quency Is hampering the progress of commercial air travel. Airports should have concrete base and asphalt surface runways, should be carefully and evenly sod ded, and should be equipped with every possible facility for passenger comfort, he explained. Colonel Lindbergh painted a glowing picture of the future of aeronautics In America pointing out that there is met. private fly ing in this country at the present time than in all of Europe com bined. In connection with the location of airports. Colonel Lindbergh ex pressed the belief that proximity to the business section Is the most im portant Item to be taken into con slderaUon. •‘If the airport is an hour's ride from the city." he explained, "It takes away most of the advantage of flying time; on a trip from New Tork or Philadelphia to Washing ton. the time required going to and from distant landing fields would add so much to the flying time that there would be little advantage over the railroad time.’* COL. CHARLES A. LINDBERGH (lnwrnatlonal Nswsretl) "Would a distance of 10 minute* be much of a handicap?" he was asked. “That’s reasonable," he replied, ‘‘but It would be better if it were possible to have the Held even closer." Lindbergh predicted that In a year or two there will be safe, reg ular, direct passenger service be tween New York and Rio d# Ja neiro or Buenos Aires. Ha pointed out that even now there Is regular service between Miami and Pari-* amt. i Humble Dish-Rag Has Quite A History Attached; Back To 700 Kitchen Implement, First Known As Clout, Dates From The Year 700. “The lexicographer of the future will doubtless append to his defini tion of ‘dish-rag’ the following ex planation,” suggested Dr. Frank H. Vlzzetelly, editor of the new Stand ard Dictionary. *“ An utensil formerly used by housewives in the cleansing of dish es in the kitchen sink. Displaced, like its companion the mop. by the Machine Age and now' preserved 3s an antique. One of the best col lections extant is to be found in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Some designs of the ancient dish-rag bring high prices in the collectors’ market and in some families they are esteemed as priceless heirlooms. “They are still to be found, how ever, here and there in our land,” continued the arbiter of words and their use, “homes into which the Robot, the dish-washing machine and the self-filling icebox have not entered. Likewise there are still kitchens in which food is actually cooked by a housewife who washes ash a dish-rag’? •Like many another humble im plement of household use, the dish rag has enriched the idiom of our spoken and written language. What term better expresses that feeling of the morning after the night be fore or a physical, collapse follow ing unwonted exertion than ‘limp as a dish-rig'? “Those of the elite may elect to speak of the dish-cloth or the dish towel, but to the average user the world over this lowly instrument, in separably connected with another fast-disappearing commodity, to wit elbow-grease, is known as the dish rag. “As such it was known to a great lexicographer of bygone years, one who, in a manner unusual, to say the least, taught his wife, so the story goes, the correct use of the words ‘surprised’ and ‘astonished.’ It came about in this way: “The great Noah, while snooping around the kitchen, was suddenly brought face to face with the cook who was a sonsy lassie. So the gal lant Noah stepped a bit closer and bussed her on the mouth just as Mrs. Noah stepped in at the door. Horrified as she professed to be, the good New England aame was far from speechless and exclaimed: ‘“Well. I am surprised!’ “To which the great Noah non chalantly countered: “‘Not at all. my love: not at all! For it is I who have been surprised —you were merely astonished .’ “Over in England, when the ruler of the roost wished to rid herself of the Paul Prys of the household, she expressed neither surprise nor as tonishment; all she did was to pm a dish-clout on the tail of tlje of fender's coat. I found a reference to this practice in a comparatively recent glossary of terms used in East Anglia, "Go thee ways or 1 11 pin the dish-out to thee tail,’ a warning given by the Lincolnshire cooks to such men and boys as would come meddling in the kitch en “The dish-dout, frequently de spised, deserves better treatment be- 1 cause it is of reputable origin and ripe age. jBoth of Its elements datc froan the year 700 or thereabout, and this is not surprising, for one could not very well have a dish without having a cloth with which to wipe it. Yet before that time dishes were j just dipped in water and rubbed! clean with a handful of sand, then 1 rinsed and left to dry. Later they j were washed with a dish-clout and j wiped with a cloth, so that which i started out as a dish-clout became in turn a dish-cloth and dish-towel I while the clout itself descended to the common or kitchen dish-rag. "In the year 700, the word clout meant ‘a piece of cloth or leather used in mending worn goods.’ Then it was spelled clut, and pronounce ed ‘kloot.’ The form clout was not introduced until five centuries later. In the ‘Ancren Riwle,’ or code of rules for anchoresses as cribed to Simon of Ghent. Bishop of Salisbury, England, in 1297, the term clout was used, and this is the earliest reference that we have to a small, worthless bit of rag or cloth put to mean uses such as in the world dish-clout. Connected With Scullion. “According to Palsgrave, who lived in 1530, the dish-clout was in French a soullion, a term which the French eventually applied to mean also the person who used it. In English this person was know n as a scullion, a word that may perhaps have arisen from a misreading of the French ‘o' which was transcrib ed into 'c'. The good George Fen ton, favorite of Queen Elizabeth, the father of a fev.' sensible maxi mums collected in his ‘Golden Epistles’ of 1577, was averse to the type of people among whom he was thrown. He described them as such as 'washed their faces with fair water, but dried them over with a dish-clot.’ “English literature Is fairly well sprinkled with references to this most useful little tribute to the sink. Sir Walter Scott in ‘St. Roh an's Well’ tells of Mrs. Bods, who threatened to pin a dish-clot on the coattail of an intermeddlcr in her kitchen, and in 'Dr. Duguid." John Service, the author, describes his friend as coming up. ‘with a face like a dish-clout, crying out in ter ror.’ The term was, and is still, in common use in Northern England, particularly in the counties of She shire. Durham and Yorkshire. Scared men and weary women are described as 'limp as a dish-clout’ in Devonshire today. Clouts In Literature. “Who of us who has read Bun yan's glorious allegory. ‘Pilgrim's Progress,' has forgotten the occa sion on which Little Faith looked 'as white as a clout,’ and Bunyan wrote this while in prison in 1677. 78. In his story of ’Moll Flanders.’ Daniel Defore makes use of the same phrase but we have to go to Tottell's ’Miscellany’ for an earlier literary use: “’No life I feel, no foot nor hand; as pale as any clout am I.’ “The date of this is 1557. “There was a time when clouts were used for clothes, not always I disparagingly or contemptuously .4 some lexicographers suggest, as we are reminded by the old provarb that goes out.’ In the East Ridins of Yorkshire, around the neighbor hood of Holderness, and in Ayr shire. Scotland, until comparatively recent times, feminine attire is oc casionally designated by this term Johnston tells us of ‘sixteen of the best players in Kilmarnock, shod and clouted for the occasion, were mustered there.’ “Once upon a time ‘a babe In clouts’ meant something different from ‘a babe of clouts.’ Judging from the dialect of Dumbarton shire, the first may have meant a young woman ‘all dolled up’ with somewhere to go, for in his ‘Dis ruption’ Cross tells of a Scotsman who ’could sec the baby dout3 fine.' He wrote this m 1C77. Who shall deny that it may not apply to mod ern times, too, when we remember what the Chinaman said when cross-examined by the magistrate: “ ‘She see much not; I see whole lot.’ A “Babe Of Clouts." “ ‘A babe of clouts was originally a doll, a rag doll, of course. Lyly chided a young woman thus: “'Silence, thou must, love him for thy husband.’ to which. Sllena promptly replied: “ 'I had as lief have one of clouts. “ ‘Babes of clouts’ are good enough to keep children from crying even now. ‘The man of clouts’ was merely a lay figure, one of those insignifi cant. spinless creatures, dressed in clouts, not unilke the one described by Fielding in ’Tom Thum’ as 'a pretty king of clouts to truckle to her will.’ “Heywood tells us of 8 lady ‘as sober as she seemeth, few clays come about that she will firs', wash her face in an ale clout,’ to indicate that the thirsty good woman of his time occasionally dipped her face in the suds a little more deeply than was good for her health, “Poor Frances Burney, when she went out calling on Mrs. Ord in the year 1782, had the misfortune 1o pick up a dish-clout, and inad vertently to put it in her pocket, and to draw it out before her friend. Then she bewailed the possible con sequences of her act. for she great ly feared her friend would dis parage her on account of a mis placed kitchen rag. “Out of the dish-clout we obtain ed the phrase ‘in the wringing of a dish-clout,’ which originated in the kitchen and meant ’in less time than It takes to tell,’ ‘in the twin kling of an eye' or 'in the twist of a bedpost.’ Noticed By Shakespeare. “The simplest things of the life of his times were not beneath the no tice of 'William Shakespeare, and this remark applies to the dish-clout as to many other perhaps less im portant things. Any one who has read 'Romeo and Juliet’ may re member Juliet's nurse, who refer red to one of her charge's admirers as ’a lovely gentleman: Romeo's a dish-clout to him.’ Then ther-’ was the fantastic Don Armado of ’Love's Labour's Lost’ who were Jaquenetta's dish-clout as a favor over his heart. "In Queen Anne’s time from the dish-clout to the napkin was but a step and when a man married his cook, which vgs quite a common thing, he was merely said to have made a napkin out of his dish-clout. Napkin is a corruption. It is de rived from the late Latin napa, a corruption of the Latin Mappa. a cloth. In old French the two forms naps and maps, were u.:rd side by side, and the word was introduced into middle English as napekin. This form is composed of nape plus the diminutive suffix ’kin’ to desig nate a little cloth. Derivation or .Mop. “Mop is related to mapple. which was used to'designate a baby in 1440 and later applied to a rag doll. In this sense it occurs in ’Prompto rium Parvulorum.’ Mop is explained as a contracted corruption of map pie. Mapple is derived from the Lat in mappula, a diminutive of mappa, the napkin to which I have already referred, but in provincial English, map has long been a .form of mop, and a map-clout is a cloth for mop ping floors. “In his ‘English Dialect Diction ary,’ Halliwell tells us that mop is used in Gloucestershire for a nap kin. Napkin, which might more properly be called lapkin. inasmuch as it designated a small piece of cloth used as a towel in wiping both the mouth and hands, has gone through a number of senses from the muckider or muckinger carried at the belt, to the pocket handker chief. particularly in Scotland and in Northern English dialect, es pecially about Sheffield, and even tually to the small piece of linen used for other purposes, such, for instance, as a towel or face rag. “Formerly at all English country fairs servants who sought positions always carried with them the em blem of their occupation or the symbol of service, be it clout or mop. fork or flail, sickle or scythe Arc. These symbols designated the office in which they sought em ployment. One of the largest of these statute fairs ws* held a' Stratford-on-Avon In 1894 " SPECIAL MEETING OF EASTERN STAR TCESDAi There will be a special meeting of the Eastern Star for the purpose of iniation Tuesday night at 8 o’clock. All members are urged to be present. Star Advertising Pays