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VOL. XXXV. No. 112
SHELBY, N. C. FRIDAY, SEl’T. 20, l'.rj'L
Published Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Afternoons
The Big Cleveland County Fair, “Carolinas Greatest” Opens Here Tuesday
LATE NEWS
* 'l'he Markets.
Cotton (Spot) .. . 18',r
Cotton Seed, per bu. . I5<
A Little Warmer.
Today's North Carolina Wrathri
Report: Fair tonight am! ralcrdav.
Not quite so roH in «est and mi
tral portions.
Rutherford Jury
In Marion Strike
Trial Now Going
Rutherford Lawyers Added In Case
As Jury Comes From That
County.
Marion. Sept. 20—The riotiiu
and rebellion trial in the Mu. .0..
strike case got underway ye terd.r.
with a jury picked from Rutherford
county and with a couple of Ruth
erford lawyers appearing in i:
case after the jury was picked from,
their rounty.
A jury of 12 men was picked from
the venire of 75 from Rutherloid
shortly after 3 o'clock yesterday.
The jury selection was V. r
Davis, mayor of Forest City: C ?
Huntley, farmer; D. F Benchboard
merchant; C. C. Butler, farmer; W
R. Curtis, farmer. John Grech
farmer; J, P, Spakes. farmer: w
A. Bailey, farmer; J. L Hamrick
lumber dealer; R B Tapp, school
teacher; J. T Bland, merchant
and j. H, Carpenter, turnitu: -
dealer.
With the jury coming from 00
rounty the prosecution was reen
forced by the addition of C. O Rid
ings, Forest City attorney, w.bilt
the defense added Tom Moss to :
roster of barristers to defend Al
bert L. Hoffman organizer for the
textile union
Sheriff Adkin of McDowell w.t,
the first witness to testify;
Kings Mtn. Bank
Lays Plans For
Bigger Building
Sole Surviving Bank In Kings
Mountain Finds Need For
More Spate.
Kings Mountain, Sept 19 Plans
arc under way by the First Na
tional bank of Kings Mountain for
the enlargement, of its quarters iii
the bank building on the square.
The bank, at present, occupies
only half of the building, the other
half being used by Wright’s barber
shop and Southers Jewelry store.
These firms are to move out and
the space they now occupy is to be
converted into one large room and
used by the bank.
The First National bank is the
only bank in Kings Mountain sine? ,
the failure of the Commercial Bank
and Trust company earlier in the '
year. The present quarters is con
sidered inadequate for the business i
that is transacted there now.
Officers of the bank are D. M
Baker, president: R. L Maunr
vice president, and Wiley H Mc
Ginnis cashier
The Home Building.and Loan as- 1
sociation is also housed in the same
building.
Two New Furniture
Stores Coming Here
Sterchl Brothers And Hesters Sec
ured Leases For Furniture
Stores Here.
Shelby is to have two more fur
niture stores, Sterchi Bros., of
Nashville, Tenn.. one of the largest
furniture stores In the south, clos
ed a ten year lease yesterday with ,
the Blanton estate for the store
room formerly occupied by the
Stephenson Drug company which
succeeded the H E Kendall drur
store which operated there for
many years. Sterchi Bros, w ill open
for business about October 1.
Kester Bros., of Hickory, hate
closed a lease on the Mrs. Hester
McBrayer two store rooms on N !
LaFayette street, the store building
formerly occupied by Ingram and '
Liles Co. These two stoic rooms a::’
being remodelled inside and out.
with an entirely new store from
and the rooms will be stocked lo
an opening the early part of Ocio
ber. It is understood the Kestcrs
are interested in a number of store
in large Carolina cities.
Mr. Curtis Weathers who is teach- I
mg in Long Island. N. Y , and at - [
tending Columbia university span1
yesterday with friends in Shelbv
Mr. Weathers is a former member
of the Shelby school faculty.
SPORT NEWS
Items regarding football i
prospects, and also the city
title game here Salut'd.n
will be found on
PAGE EIGHT
OI This Paper.
Final Rush On For
Biggest Cleveland
Fair Staged So Far
shows \ntl li.irr Horses Begin Ar
riving Toniot row Wurkmrn
Active Ov( r Big Track.
Out on lliglni.iv •;(). just a
mile or two cast of Slu-lhv, Hu
las! minute rush is oil tocl.n in
preparing; the "iG-aere (leve
lancl Countv tail tract for what
promises to lie one of the great
est farm events ever put over
in the south other than by an
entire state.
All this week contractors, car
penters. plumbers, painters, elec
tricians and laborers have been
swarming about thr big tract
erecting new buildings. new
stands, levelling athletic fields
and additional midway ground
painting the big grandstand,
erecting light lines. and pre
paring iii every manner pos
sible for the eity of 25.MII0 to 50.
000 people-which will spring up
overnight and continue through
a week's gavetv.
There isn't any doubt in mv
irtind now but what it will be b"
hit our biggest' fair." says Secretary
Doi'ton as he directs a swarnt of
activ ity "And what 1 mean by that
is that thousands more will attend
Mu,-, year than have ever attended
and were going to give them a
bigger treat than they've had."
Attractions Arriving.
Several of the fair attractions
have already arrived, these includ
ing Madam Bedinni and her stunt
horses which will be one of the fea
tures of the new free -nets. Race
horses by the dozen will, begin com
ing in tomorrow. Sunday and Mon
day, while the big Rubin and Cherry
•shows who already have advance
agents here,Will lie in Saturday
night Monday morning exhibitors
will begin filling the big exhibit
halls with their displays. And dur
ing, the day Monday one of the new
exhibit entries will start filing' in
as scores of beef and dairy cattle
from the mountains to the west be
gin to arrive. These cattle are com
ing from Caldwell. Burke, Avery,
Yancey and Mitchell counties.
In fact, everything is set for the
city of 25.000 to spring up over the
week-end. Hundreds wlio haven’t
Seen the big lair tract since last
year will hardly recognize it this
year with its new .structure.- and j
arrangement.
A Big Dog Show.
One of the biggest side events
this year, officials say. will be tli >•
dog show. From entries piling in it I
is estimated that three or four hun
dred dogs of all types and classes
and coming from three states will
be entered.
The No. <1 township chain gang,
working under Supt. Clyde Boston,
has been, busy alt this week putting
the finishing touches on the race
track and preparing the new foot
ball field in Hie infields ot the nme
track. By Next week the new ath
letic field will be complete and
ready tor the big college game on
the closing day. Saturday, between
Lenoir Rhine and Presbyterian
college of South Carolina. .
In outlining the final preparation
plans Dr. Dorton has issued a call
for all workers with the tair to
nice; at the bis grandstand Satin -
day mcirnlng at 10 o'clock At tins
meeting the workers will be organ
ized for the big week just ahead..
The Fashion show.
Much interest is being shown bv
the women of Shelby and Cleveland
county in the big cotton fashion
parade which is to feature the fair
program on Friday morning at
9:30.in front of the grandstand.
Trader Who “Swaps”
Most At Fair Here
To Get Texas Saddle
llnrsc Traders Who Hoik To Fair
Trading Ground To Mage
< ontrst.
\ new blue ribbon is lo be
passed out at the big Cleveland
county fair next week. It will
go to the best horse trader who
attends the fair and does his
trading on the "horse swap
ping" ground set aside for the
traders by Secretary Horton.
Mr. \V Pink King, veteran
Shelby trader, has been placed
in charge of this event by fair
officials. and he unnnuni es
that "I'm going to give a Texas
saddle to the man who swaps
the most."
•There's going to be action
on that spot." Mr. King savs
"From reports I get there will
be horse traders in hero from
nearly everywhere and they'll
have strings of swaps from
plugs up to classy saddle horses.
Of course, the more trading
there is the more kick we’ll all
get out of it. That's why I'm
giving the saddle to the cham
pion swapper."
Extra Patrolmen To
Work Here For Fair
Lieutenant Ami Two ratrnlmen
May llrl|> Handle Thousand*
Attending Fair.
North Carolina's new highway
patrol is going to do its part to pre
vent any serious auto accidents
here next week when thousands of
people from a dozen counties will
pack into their cars each day for
trips to and from the Cleveland
county fair grounds
According to reports received by
officers here another motorcycle
patrolmen will be sent here to assist
the patrolman already in this sec
tion to watch motor traffic in the
congested area. It is likely.'too, it is
said, that the patrol lieutenant for
this district will be here with '.he
two officers.
Cotton Is Opening
Fast; Buyer Still
Sees 60,000 Bales
Rainy \nd Cool Weather Has
Hampered Opening Some.
Much Being I’icked.
Cotton is opening rapidly all
over C'.fVfland county and quite a
bit has been picked this week and
last, according to farmers in Shel
by on business late this week
It is opening fast.-’ one farmer
said, "and much more would have
been open by now had it not been
for the rainy spell which was fol
lowed bv the cool weather of Wed
nesday night and Thursday."
To Break Record.
.John D. Campbell, cotton buyer
for Lowery brothers of Colutnb’-t,
S C.. who keeps in close touch
with the county crop, stated ye.
terday that he would stick to his
early estimate of 60.00Q bales tins
year in the county. Nothing has
happened to the crop so far to in
jure it to any extent he says and it
will be the biggest ever produced in
he county.
Miss Yerkes, Champion Racer
To Perform During Fair Here
belongs To Airs. YV. Reynolds,
Of Will-ton. 100 Horses
To Kilter.
The horse which holds the
world's record for the half mile
will be in the free-for-all races
and the 11 trots at the Cleve
land counts fair four days nest
week.
The horse is "Miss Yerkcs" and
is owned by Mrs. Will Reynolds, of
Winston-Salem. Mrs. Reynolds will
ion e live other last horses in the j
local race,; which open Hit* Caro-,
l:irias trottln-; season.
By flip manner in which entrants '
ire be ny made it u now. estimated I
.hat dose to 100 horses will be seen j
in action during the four days of
racing.
Many Noted Racers.
Other well known race horse
Owners who will have entrants here
include: Seven horses from the
stables of E. T. Cannon, of Concord;
seven from the W. E Miller stable
at Bridgeton. N J ; two owned by
Jim Penny, of Greensboro; four
from the Newbrook stables at New
ark. N. J.; two by H. C. Scott, of
Concord; two by L. A Hodge, of
Cincinnati, and six by Joe Cannon,
uf Concur.
Practically all of the race horses
will be in by Monday morning ready
for training whirls about the fast
half-iuilc track.
i Gas Firm Asks
For Franchise
On Plant Here
City Officials Arc f.ursls Of Ki
Hauls When (-as Vice Presi
dent Speaks,
N H Gellert. vice president and
general manage, of the. Atlantic
Gas company of Philadelphia, and
C M Sturkey. one of the officials
, for North Carolina, spoke before
the Kiwanis club at. Cleveland
Springs last night when they sought
I a franchise for a gas plant in Shel
by Mayor McMurrv and members
1 of the board of aldermen were
guests with Earl Hamrick in charge
, of the program
No concrete proposition was made
by the Atlantic company but Mr
Sturkey had appeared before the
city fathers a few weeks ago and
sought a franchise with the prom
ise that lus company would build
and maintain a plant costing sev
eral hundred thousand dollars The
Atlantic Gas Co owns and operates
plants in a number of other Nort 1
Carolina cities.
Mr Gellert. who is one of thr
outstanding gas engineers in the
country, urged that the reliability
of his company be investigated and
stated that Shelby should no longer
delay a gas plant for many manu
facturing plants and home seeker,
are looking for cities with such a
public utility. He pointed out ad
vantages of a privately owned plant
over a municipal plant, saying the
business was highly technical, and
that its erection and operation and
1 that, the merchandising of gas ap
pliances should be in the hands of
specialists and trained men whose
practical experience assured suc
! cess.
Mountain Institute Appeal.
The cause of the South Mountain
Institute, a mountain school for
homeless boys and girls was pre
cepted by Miss Haggard, a member
of the faculty who tofd of the »Uyg
gle through which the school is
going and of the work it is doing
in that remote section of Rutherford
county. After Miss Haggard men
tioned that the only touch the
school had with the outside world
was its radio which was out of
commission. Mr. Gellert of Phila
delphia authorized her to have the
radio fixed and send him the bill.
Miss Haggard invited her listen
ers to visit the institution at any
time.
Active At 94 Years
She Accredits Age
To Lack Of Worry
Aunt Myra Phillips Enjoys 94th
Birthday Event. Threading
A Needle.
Just a short time back "Aunt”
Myra Phillips, aged 94. who lives
with her grandsons. John and Prank
Hicks, near Shelby, broke down and
cried a little. Her grief was that for
the first time in her 94 years she
was unable to see well enough to
thread her needle.
Otherwise, if you please. Aunt
Myra is moderately healthy and en
joying life. At least she seemed that
way yesterday when her descend
ants gathered at the Hicks place,
near Rehobeth. to help her cele
brate her 94th anniversary. Thirty
five grandchildren were present in
addition to numerous other des
cendants. Among those from Shel
by and Kings Mountain present for
the occasion were Policeman Clay
Hicks, of Kings Mountain, a grand
son: and Dr. Zeno Wall, Dr. Ben
Gold and Dr. Sam Schenck. of
Shelby. Other relatives and friends
came from South Carolina and
other points.
Worry Brings On Age.
If Aunt Myra had any advice to
offer during the eventful day it
was ‘‘Don't worry. Worrying will
age you before your time.” Her
longevity was attributed to her lack
of worry. “I have always tried not
to worry about anything.” she
said. ‘‘I've always done by best to
treat everyone right so that I would
have nothing to worry about.”
One Of 8 Now Suing
Sheriff Is Citizen
Cleveland County
Taylor Shytle, one .of the eig'v
alleged Communist who have filed
$10,000 damage suits each against
Sheriff John Irvin, of Mecklenburg,
is a resident of Kings Mountain.
The eight were arrested in Char
lotte last week on a conspiracy
charge after it was said riot gius
and ammunition were found in
iheir possession. The charges were
later dismissed and then the dam
age i>uits were filed.
Peacox Helps select Jur>
Karl Peacox on trial for the murder of his wife in the Superior Court at
White Plains, N'ew York, aids his lawyer in the selection of a iury. His
remarkable self possession during: the trial is considered an indication of
iron nerves, as the battle for his life pa srs on to the critical stage.
International New»rr«l
Returns After 25 Years, Finds
3 Of Family Dead, He Dies
A Famous Grid
Star To Play Here
In Saturday Game
In addition to sceiug ft food
baseball content here ftafttpr
day. in the Eastside-Cleveland
cloth mill game. Shelby ath
letic fans will get to see hi
All-American football player
| in action—this time as a
baseball performer.
Reports here today had it
that Tom Nash, who was
picked on the all-American
eleven two years ago while
playing end for the famous
Georgia eleven, will play third
base for the ( loth mill. Nash
played for Asheville this year
and was one of the heaviest
hitters in the league,
Spurling To Be
Candidate Again;
Hear* Judge Talk
Has Heard Names Of Warliek. Falls
And Mull Mentioned
Often.
Spurgeon Spurting, of Lenoir, a !
native of Cleveland county, will '
likely be a candidate to succeed
hi in sell ns Superior court solicitor i
for this district, according to con- ;
versation he had with friends in
Shelby yesterday while stopping
here en route to Kings Mountain ' o
probe the Tessner kidnaping.
The information that he will he
a candidate again was generally
taken for granted in this section a«
very little talk has been heard o:
anyone opposing him.
For Judgeship.
Asked if he had been hearing !
much political gossip over the dis- j
triet concerning candidates for the
judgeship which will be vacant
when Judge James L. Webb retires
at the end of the year, Mr. Spurting i
said t. at he hrd hea’‘d sane gos- j
ip
“1 hear the names of Wilson War- !
i lick, of Newton, and of B T. Falls
j and John Mull, of Shelby mention*
i ed right often, lie said. I am also
told,'' he added, "(hat, the Lincoin
county bar • has endorsed one ol
their fellow members, Attorney
Quickel, as a candidate. Others, of
course, have been talked also, but
the political levei isn't so hot a
Former Governor Of
South Carolina Here
Hon. Thos G. McLeod, formei
governor of South Carolina, was a
business visitor in Shelby Wednes
day. The ex-governor, now an offi
cial of the Life and Casualty In
surance company was in Shelby ns
the guest ol W. V. Fincher. local
agent, and Mr. Fincher accompan
ied him about town calling upon
numerous Shelby leaders.
Isaiah Anderson, colored, whole"
Shelby 25 .years ago and was never
heard of bv home folks during th\s
quarter of a century, returned c.n
Tuesday of last week to look for
his mother and sister. His mother
had been dead 12 years At Mar
ion where he visited looking for his
two brothers, he found they had
died. Then Anderson came on to
Shelby to the home of Gus DeGree.
his cousin and there on Saturday,
four days after his arrival home,
Anderson himself died.
Anderson who died four days aft
er his return to lind his mother
and two brothers dead, had been
living in Cincinnati and other
places. His brother Forrest Ander
son formerly of Shelby lives in Ok
lahoma where the discovery of oil
on his quarter section of govern
ment land, made him rieii. Forrest
is here on a visit riding in a hign
powered ear. One sister. Hester
Lipscomb, living here survives. She
was formerly Hester Guiton. An
derson was buried at Shoal Creek
where the funeral was preached by
Rev. W. W. Price.
Banks Will Close
With Merchants 24
Shelby banking institutions as
well as all mercantile establish
ments that hold membership in the
Merchants association will clo-c
Tuesday afternoon, the first’ day of
the fair.
ICE CREAM SUPPER AT
PLEASANT GROVE 21 ST
There will be an ice cream sup
per at Pleasant Grove church. Sat
urday night. September 21. Every
body is cordially invited to come.
Proceeds will go for the benefit cl
the church.
Mr. and Mrs. Park McLean of
Gastonia spent Wednesday with
Mr. and Mrs. F. B Litton.
Officials Can Find
No Clue To Beating
Of Kings Mtn. Man
Tesneair Family
Sees Photos In
Papers, Pleased
"Here Ho Arc," Wife Of Kidnaped
Man s,iiv To Solicitor, >ho»
inc lllm Newspaper.
Mr- Cleo Tc.-mcair; who of 111'
union man who was kidnaped and
bra fen Tuesday night and her 1 o
year-old son Howard, seeinrd more
interested yesterday morning in
showing Solicitor Spurgeon Spin -
i ling their pictures in the Charlotte
| Observer than they did in helping
I him set tire -information about the
I identity of the men wlio kidnaped
j ,I'esneiur
When Solicitor Spurlrng slirrtif
i Irwin Allen Weiner Myers, young
I I rnmr lawyer, and a Star reporter
visited the Tesneair home early
yesterday for Solicitor Spurting to
begin the investigation ordered by
Governor Gardner, Mrs Tesncai.
her little son, and Tesnealr’s sister
were seated upon the trout step;,
looking at. the Charlotte Observer,
which coniainpd a photo of Te -
neair in his bed in Charlotte with
i his wife and little boy .seated on
the edge of the bed
Slum Photo.
“Mrs Tesneair,'' Spurting inform*
cd her. "I'm the solicitor tor the -
district and I've come to see whet
f can do about, locating the men
who took your husband away
Right bad experience tor you, wasn't
it?”
“Yessir " answered Mrs Tesneair.
Here's our pictures ill the paper.
Did you see them?
And with that she reached over
and took the paper from the hands
of the youngstei. who was gazing
at himself, and handed it to the
solicitor From that time on during
the hour or so that the solicitor
questtned her and neighbors about,
the kidnaping constant reference
was made to our pictures in the
' Continued on page twelve »
Tesneair, Kidnaped
Union Man, Came Of I
A Cleveland Family
Father From This Section Anil
Connected To Cleveland
Tesseners.
Cleo Tesneair. the textile union
nian who was kidnaped from his
home at Kings Mountain Tuesday
night and flogged by three men. is
descended from a branch of the
Tessener family in the Cleveland
county section, although he spells
his name differently
At the Tesneair home in Kings
Mountain yesterday a sister cf
Tcsnair. a Mrs Johnson, of Gaff -
ney, told a Star writer that “dad
came from up here in Cleveland
county. North Carolina, somewhere.
Our name is spelled a lot of ways
but Cleo spells his Tesneair. Some
of us spelled it other ways
Born In S.
Cleo, the sister informed, is not
"a furriner,” neither is lie a native
Of Maryland, He was born, she said,
at Gaffney, in South Carolina, and
had Jived at Gaffney, Spartanburg
and Kings Mountain before they
; moved to Baltimore, where, Tes
1 neair's wile said, they lived only
I about four months before coming
1 back to Kings Mountain.
Some Pupils Demoted Instead Of j
I Promoted In New Shelby System
Life lias its ups and downs even
in the school room. That is a bit j
of psychology Shelby schoou stud- i
ents are learning this year along j
with their other attainment of!
i knowledge
Ordinarily school children move j
up a grade each year, or, at least, I
they are supposed to. Those who'
I fail to move up a grade due to!
"flunked” work usually just remain
| where they are: But reports from
the Shelby city schools, operating;
under a new system tins year, have
it that a number of students liavj
been demoted a grade or two in- ,
stead of being promoted a grade.,
The new system, under the super
vision of Supt. B. L. Smith and
Principal W. E. Abernethy, decided
at the outset of the school year to
determine if all students were in
the grades they should be in. Past,
records of all students were stud
ied and intelligence tests were giv
en. Presto! Some ninth graders of
last year become eighth graders
this year, and eighth graders of last
year became seventh graders, and
so on In one or two instances, re
ports have it. students were shoved |
back two grades. to where ttvy
should be according to a study of
their past achievement.
Search For Those Who Kidnaped
Trsneair Fail* To Develop
A Single Clue.
(By RENN DRl'M.i
Three North Carolina offi
cials, one the sheriff of Cleve
land county, yesterday and last
night learned that seeking the
three men who kidnaped and
heat t'leo Tesnealr, union or
ganizer. at Kings Mountain
early Wednesday morning was
much like hunting for the pro
verbial needle in the haystack.
Al dusk yesterday Solicitor Spur
geon Spurting, ol Lenoir, and Sher
iff Irvin M. Allen, of Shelbv. botn
ordered by Governor Gardner to
probe the kidnaping in hi* horn»
county, were ready to admit, they
were stumped, And Tesneair and his
family were not critical of the blank
wall tiie officers faced, because thev
agreed that they could think of not
a single fact to start the officers at
work upon.
Judge N A. Townsend. Governor
Gardner's executive counsel, wav
also in the county aiding in the in
vestigation. but neither could he
assemble any clue of Importance
with which to push the probe.
No Way To Start.
Officers., beginning their investi
I!at ion early in t he day, found
themselves facing a blind trail, or
a smoothly covered procedure. Soli
citor Spurling arrived in Shelby
early yesterday morning and ac
companied Sheriff Allen and other*
to Kings Mountain to question Mrs.
Tesneair and her neighbors. The
questioning and investigating con
tinued through the day, without
success, but Sheriff Alien, not rcadv
to give up. made a night of it .is
well by taking Police Chief Hedrick,
of Kings Mountain, and Deputy Ed
Dixon with him to Charlotte last
night, where he talked with Tes
ncair, in his bed at. the Charlotte
hotel, hoping to pick up some clue
from the victim of the kidnaping.
But in the early hours this morn
ing he had not scented a trail that
might lead to something.
"We've never seen those men be
fore. and we've ro idea where they
came from," Tesneair and his wife
both declared. "We would kno.v
them if wr ever put our eyes on
them again." And that failed <o
give the officers a lead of any val t.
Not A Suspicion.
The probe likewise was balked *n
learning anything about the dyna
miting of the union platform in
northwest Kings Mountain on tile
same night of the kidnaping. Be
tore returning to Lenoir Solicitor
Spurling said "We haven't been
able to find anything on which we
could hinge even a suspicion. It ap
pears as if the mob planned every
thing well before they did it, and
if they left anything uncovered we
have failed so far to find it."
Sherilf Alien. who knows nix
Kings Mountain because he was
police chief there for years before
becoming sheriff after two days
and a night of sleuthing about
leached the conclusion that Tes
neair's assailants must have been
visitors to Kings Mountain. The
sheriff is prodding about his old
hometown for information was un
able to find a single person, in any
walk of life, vvh, had an inkling >f
the inside of Wednesday morning's
happenings, and he found the ma
jority of them ijiinterested, eithe'
way, in the textile labor disturb
ances.
Repeat Stories.
Tesneair and his wife repeated
practically the same stories to the
solicitor and sheriff as have ap
peared in the newspapers. Their 10
year-old son offered the only'dis
crepancy. "Five men," he sa^,
conic and got dad." Questioned the
little fellow could remember and
account for the presence of only
four. Two he said came into the
room and dragged his father out,
one remained on the porch and
another remained at the wheel of
the car. Where the fifth man was
(Continued on page twelve.)
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