The Cleveland Star SHELBY, N. C. MONDAY — WEDNESDAY — FRIDAY THE STAR PUBLISHING COMPANY, INC. ufc B. WEATHERS..... President and Editor a ERNEST HOEY ...................._Secretary and Foreman CAMERON 8H1PP.. News Editor L. K. DAIL ................................... AdvertUlng Manager MRS. RENN DRUM ... Social Editor SUBSCRIPTION PRICE By Mall, per year .. 12.50 By Carrier, per year.. *3 00 Entered as second class matter January 1, 1905, at the post office at 8helby, North Carolina, under the Act of Congress, March *. 1897. We wish to call your attention to the fact that It Is and has Men our custom to charge live cents per line for resolulons of rwpect, cards of thanks and obituary notices, after one death notice fias been published. This will be strictly adhered to. “ WEDNESDAY. FEB. 7, 1934 % TWINKLES In Cubs, they don’t take their presidents for a ride, "'hey just take ’em out for a little constitutional. “Ministers of City Opposed to Poolrooms," head lines the Gastonia Gazette. Hey, Mr. Atkins, did they eter favor 'em ? Most bills in Shelby, it seems, are delivered by hand instead of being mailed, a fact which is largely responsible for our not having a reputation as a Yes Man. The United States Weather Bureau brags t hat it is 90f( accurate in its forecasts, but we don’t think so much of that. A little matter of 10'* one way or the other can mean a lot to wets or drys. NO NEED FOR STRIKES Machinery has been set up by the government for peaceful settlement by arbitration of all troubles be tween labor and capital and there is no need for strikes or threats of strike. Strikes cause a loss of time and money both to em ployer and employee. They bring suffering to innocent women and children and often personal conflict and bloodshed. We are living in a different day from that terrible experience at Gastonia's Loray mill. Under the New Deal, Industrial Relations Boards have been set up in the factories, in the State and in Washington, giving three courts for hearings and settlements. Either side may appeal if not pleased with a decision until the issue or issues finally reach the Federal Industrial Relations Board. I he fehelby dispute appeared for awhile as if some thing might happen that would be a blot on this fair city, However, both labor and capital agreed to let the Industrial Relations Board hear the issue and then ren der a decision. How much more sensible is this course than a strike and its evil consequences. ELECTING FIRST CITIZENS The city of Greensboro, we learn from our eminent contemporary, The News, has elected a First Citizen, and he is the Rev. Murphy Williams. We do not know the Rev. Mr. Williams well, but we have heard about his works, and we applaud the selection, and we admire, too, the tact of the Greensboro voters in choosing a gentle man of the cloth, thereby eliminating many probable complaints from gentlemen more interested in politics. The P’irst Citizen sets us a pondering. Who in the j world would get elected if the City of Shelby tried to select a first citizen? Well, we should oppose such an idea here as likely to induce riots and to break up fam ilies, for there never was a town that had so many First Citizens as Shelby. Moreover, all the First Citizens are cousins, in-laws or partners. Any such election here would have to be for at least fifty First Citizens, and even then we’d probably leave somebody out. Still, the idea is intriguing, even though we can doubt that it does any real good. The burden of being First < Citizen must be an onerous one to bear at times. More practical good would be accomplished if every city would revert to a practise invented by the ancient Athenians, who every year elected somebody to be kicked out of the state—not that we suggest any such thing for our town, but it would keep people toeing the mark, wouldn’t it ? THE SEVEN FAT KINK Pharaoh was troubled by a dream aboui seven fat kine and seven lean kine, and he called Joseph before him and asked him to interpret the dream, and Joseph did. And he said that the fat kine represented seven prosperous years, to be followed by seven lean years, and that it would be wise to build great store houses, using the surplus of the prosperous years, so that the people might not starve during the bad times. And all this was done, and the people did not grow hungry when the time came. A practising economist could hardly do better in trying to solve current problems than lean' on the sound precepts set up by Relief Administrator Joseph these many centuries ago. As the Bible tells the story, Jo seph not only invented crop control, but recognized thr theory of the business cycle so favored by certajo economists. The history of business does seem to bear ♦hat out—seven prosperous years and then a depression. In our present instance, we have not, like the Pha raoh’s farmers, got to contend with a paucity of crops, but with a plethora. Joseph, wise business man that he was. would have put a finger on that with all ease, and instead of storing up sheaves of wheat, would have ord ! cred the people to grow less. Perhaps this Biblical precept will be a comfort to . some of our Fundamentalist brethren now wondering whether to reduce their cotton crops according to the Agricultural Administration program. If you rely on the i Bible, the answer is clearly “Yes.” *_ THIS CHANGING GOVERNMENT Students and economists are speaking and writing about this changing government, some alleging that the change we are undergoing is coming from authorities in power, others saying it is a result of a demand from the common people. Mark Sullivan cites two books that are coming from J the press, one entitled “The Decline of the West” by which the author means the decline of western civiliza tion. The other book is entitled “The Hour of Decis ion dealing with the fundamental changes which this | government is undergoing. All will agree that funda mental changes are under way. Whether they are per manent or not remains to be seen. The competitive sys tem in industry is passing as well as the right to make j profits and keep them, including the right of private j ownership of land and other forms of property. All of these changes are coming about as a result of our effoi-ts to work out of the depression and the mul titude of problems it brought. The subject is too big and broad to be treated in a general way, but let us point out one thing that is happening in cotton growing which is close home to millions of southern planters. - By Federal control, the price of cotton has increased 100 per cent within a year. The effect of this increase has been marvelous. It has saved the South from bank ruptcy. The idea of limiting the production of cotton was at first thought to be invading the property rights of man, guaranteed under the constitution. But it worked so well last year that the farmers in North Car olina are signing up 95 per cent for limited production for J9"4. Some held back and wouldn’t sign, expecting to “cash in” at the expense of his neighbor. Then the Bankhead bill to restrict production by compulsion and a referendum among the farmers to determine how they prefer to handle the situation. The vote shows the farmers want production restricted by compulsion. They want it for their protection and to make sure the cotton control measures are a real success. They actually fa vor a dictatorship over their own lands because it of fers a way out. The right to own land and do as one pleases with it, was won by blood on many battlefields, i but every farmer realizes that controlled production is 1 vital to decent prices and he is willing to surrender his \ birthright, certainly for a season or two. i 1 4 Nobody’s Business By GEE McGEE Style And Styles The style of womans attire changes every 30 minutes. Her red finger nails might be pink finger nails tomorrow. Her rosy cheks are just as likely to be a light tan this afternoon as not. Her black hat (so-called) might exchange places with a knit tam-tam on 5 seconds notice. NoL so with man. With a few ex ceptions, he dresses just like he did 25 years ago, that is—most of us do. Same old coat, same old britches, same old vest, same old shoes. A slight change had been made in whiskers and mustaches. BVD's have supplanted fleeced-llne de signs In many instances. Mi-lady's underthings, where re quired. change color like a lizard. A green handbag calls for green neg ligee from north to south. The method of dressing her hair follows closely in the footsteps of Greta Garbo and a few other Hollywood Bows, Clara—for instance. In other words, movies set the styles. Nobody would associate with a wife or daughter or aunt who wore a bustle, 6 petticoats, black cotton stockings, hair balled on top like a wart on a camel, and all those other un-modern garments, but women change their manner and practice ol wearing things so suddenly, the old man is kept flat on his back (financially) all the time. Take, for instance, a pair of fe male winter slippers of the January 1934 type. No uppers at all, 2 tiny straps, heel 3 Inches high and as sharp as a crochet hook, soles about one-sixteenth of an inch thick, no leather in any part of the equip ment, except, possibly. the vamp and that's mostly made of card board-—and the price today, and today only, is J#98. Come early, or prepare yourself to go barefoot. Old dad aiut always hen-pecked, even if his neighbors think so. He's just busted, that's all. Keeping up with the Joneses has caused more divorces and suicides, murders and frying pan fights than all other agencies combined What aver Mrs Jones rides in or walks in or sleeps in or rides in Mr: Yowile must have the same thing or throw 25 fits per minute till she either lands in the insame asylum or the hos pital. Poor man! He aint noihina [now anti nevoi will be. Mike Suffers An Accident ' flat rock, s. C., febby 6, 1934. ' deer mr. edditor:— i seat myself propped up in bed ' to rite you about a bad axcident . that happened to me day befoar yestiddy. it almost left you without 1 a first-class flat rock corry spond- j ent and null and void. it turned sorter warm the other day and the sun was shining and i saw a blue bird, then i decided it ’ was time to get reddy to do some j spring garding to plese my wife, she , is a great vegger-table woman, be- , ing country raised on same. i ketchcd out old beck, my beef vaggin mule, and hitched her to a ( drag harrow and commenced to smoothe down the patch of land be- , hind tiie 2 outhouses. everything ( went along ok till i tried to Jump , over the harrow while turning a ( corner. i got my britches leg tangled up j in the horrow tooths and my plow lines got wropped around my nake in some manner and befoar i could say jack robberson, or woe. mule— i was being used as a horrow and ever step old beck made, she got faster and faster. my mouth got so full of clods of dirt, i coulddent holler for my wife to come and stop old beck from kill murdering me. as old beck is stone deef, she could not of heard me If i could of told her to woe. there i was being killed and unable to do nothing but pray a little. old beck carried me around the field wropped up In the gears and then went on home with me of her own free will and a-cord where my wife untangled me and hope me In the house, and hope old beck into her cow stall. i am bruised and sore from dan to beer sheba. my spinnal collum seems twisted, my left leg and hip j is badly sprung, there ain't no skin! on my right, knee and lower back,! my nose is bent, my pants is miss- ! Ing, i ake all over, and i am only thankful that t am lining to tell; tat! the dr. thinks i will be' able to get about in a month, it tru, r close cal! for me; if she gets any I garding work done in 1934, she will j do same. yores trulie, mike Clark, rid. eorrv spond^nt ! She’ll Become an Empress Photo of the charming Oriental lady, Mrs. Henry Pn-Yi, wife of the f°rnl®F ®°y t-mperor of China (inset) and current chief executive of the Nippon-controlled State of Manchukuo. In March Mrs. Pu-Yi will share with her husband imperial honors, when he becomes Emperor of Manchukuo. Cartoonist Segar Tells How He Created The Funny Characters Who Appear In The Star’s Comic Strip Trying to interview E. C. Segar, creator of “Thimble Theatre, Star ing Popeye," which begins today Tn rhe Star is about as difficult as to pry information out of Greta Gar >o. The famous comic artist is elu ilve, aloof, reticent about himself ihd his work and infinitely prefers o answer questions in writing, other than orally. Mr. Segar and his family—there ire two little Segars—live in Santa ilonica, and the artist’s chief rec reation is swimming, sailing and ishlng In the Pacific. Born in Chester, Illinois, Mr. Se far Is 37 years old. As a youth he [round the projecting machine in a notion picture theatre in his home own for about five years. After that its urge for “art’’ began to manifest, tself and he became a house mlnter. By easy stages he progress id to sign painting and paper hang ng. Played Drams He played trap drums in orches ras for dancing parties and was a ihotographer in his spare time, jater he took up window dressing , or the leading shops of Chester. j About that time he heard of fab ilous salaries being paid to car- j oonists. He drew one and sent it to ; , St. Louis newspaper. The editor ! >romptly returned it. So Segar in- j ested $20 for a correspondence ' ourse in cartooning. He worked at ■ t for 18 months before he receiv d his sheepskin, a handsome en iraved diploma certifying that he vas really a cartoonist. Whereupon he went to Chicago. One Wife, No Job R. F. Outcault, then in his hey lav as creator of “Buster Brown’’ tnd “Tige,” got Segar a job on the Chicago Herald. Segar’s assignment vas to draw “Charlie Chaplin's lomic Capers” daily and Sunday, ic did it for two years. Then The lerald suspended publication. Recently married, Segar was out >f a job and out of funds. He fin ely landed a berth with the Chi ago Evening American in 1917. He lid “Looping the Loop,” a local trip, and was part time dramatic :ritic on the side. In 1919 he went to New York, md three weeks later was signed >y King Features Syndicate and started "Thimble Theatre.” ‘Top eye" was not in the caat in those days. He was Introduced by acci dent a couple of years ago' and immediately stole the picture. The Characters Are Born It started as "Olive Oyl” and "Ham Gravy” was born a couple of minutes later. "I was eating a banana at the time and Ham was subconsciously marked with a nose not unlike that fruit,” says Segar, reminiscing. “When ideas were scarce I could usually get a gag on his beezer, such as, 'Is that your nose, or are you eating a cucumber'?” "Castor Oyl” happened along a month or so later. He was Olive's goofy brother, not exactly half witted but exceedingly dumb. Just this dumb: when Olive’s pet duck fell into a deep hole and no one could extricate it, Castor came by with a hoee and floated the duck to the top. Cast or has his stuff. He invented coal that would last forever. "Fire proof,” he explained grimly, 'safety dynamite’ that wouldn’t explode. "Dole Oyl,” daddy of Castor and Olive came next; then Ma, who for years never had a first name until finally Segar thought of "Nana Oyl.” For several years "Thimble Thea tre” played vaudeville, trick and surprise ideas with short continui ties, and then "Blizzard” strutted in. He was the sportiest game cock ever encountered. Blizzard lasted a year and a half and then they had to frlcansee him, and a number »f readers complained because the little buzzard was dropped. “Bernice,” the whiffle-hen, led Segar along the trail to "Popeye”. Bernice was hatched from an egg found in Africa by Castor's uncle, and the bird had good luck quali ties known only to the steamboat gambler, "Cadewell.” Castor finally discovered that rubbing the three hairs on the whiffle hen’s head brought good luck. So he led an expedition to Dice Island where Fadewell operated a gambling resort. Castor bought a swell ship with not a hole in it ex* cept in the bottom where they did not show, and was about to sail when he decided that he needed a “4c change Sir” A few pennies today—a dime or two tomorrow—in a week’s time a dollar or more—if yon save your loose change! Put it in a separate pocket. Drop it In a special place each night. At the end of the week you'll have enough to open a sav ings account at t!»* ?- - -«v. — DEPOSIIj i; . LFLD — UNION TRUST CO. a HELBY, N. C. [deck hand. Popeye Comes In Plctore He saw a man on the dock ana yelled, "Hey, are you a sailor?" “Ja think I was a cowboy,” came the reply, and those were Popeye s first words in “Thimble Theatre. ' Popeye kicked at first at doing all the work until Castor pointed out that hi himself was captain and Popeye was first, second and third mate, boatswain and crew. Swollen with pride Popeye signed on. He speedily took charge and soon dominated the captain and all the other members of the expedi tion. He has become the most fas cinating laugh producer in any comic strip. Segar has a big house at Santa Monica with a billiard room con taining two billiard tables. He has a boat and an elaborate assort ment of fishing lines and rods. His best photographs are taken with shaggy, finny monsters of the deep, purchased at the leading fishmon gers in all Southern California. Agriculturally, Segar is a radish expert. He claims he can get more radish seed into a given area and extract fewer radishes therefrom than any living man in those parts. He shoots a mean blllard, and says that if "Popeye” goes back on him, he’ll turn the Segar mansion into a pool parlor. Segar is a demon worker, and for Mr*. Martin Die* At Blacksburg Home Funeral Services Conducted S,tlr day For Well-Known Black,, bar* Woman. Blacksburg, Feb. 8.—Mrs. Mlr, Ellen Martin, 88, died Friday at he home at Blacksburg after an nine, of two years. Mrs. Martin had been marnee twice, the first time to James Am tin Martin in 1870, and later aftet his death to William Andrew Mar tin. She was a member of the First Baptist church of Blacksburg. Mrs. Martin, who was a daugh ter of the late Andrew and Malls** 8tuart Hogue, is survived by three sons and two daughters, Thomas a John A., and W. Jeff Martin, Mrs Anna M. Whisonant and Mre. Mag gie M. Spratt of Blacksburg, „ brother, John J. Hogue, of Frank ston, Texas; and a sister, Mrs. Ed Qreene, of Chesnee. She is also sur vived by 33 grandchildren and 23 great grandchildren. photographic purposes he once painted a series of ten pictures each six by ten feet in colors in four days time. leaves 13c change 13c change on your day's rroceries. 3c chance from the newsboy. Odd nickels and dimes from the drug oat 87c of $1 list, the batcher, the baker. SAVE these small colas! Pat them aside till yea hare a dollar and then open a savines account here—an ** account yon can add to. 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