Opinion Page THE BRUNSWIOCfftACON Edward M. Sweatt and Carolyn H. Sweatt Publishers Edward M. Sweatt Eklitor Lynn S. Carlson Managing Editor Susan Usher News Editor Doug Rutter ...Sports Editor Maijorle Meglvern Associate Editor Eric Carlson Staff Writer Peggy Earwood Office Manager Carolyn H. Sweatt ^Advertising Director Tlmberley Adams. Cecelia Gore and Linda Cheers JKdvertising Representatives Dorothy Brennan and Brenda Clemmons Moore ..Graphic Artists William Manning Pressman Lonnle Sprinkle .Assistant Pressman Phoebe Clemxnons and Frances Sweatt Circulation PAGE 4-A, THURSDAY, JUNE 25, 1992 River Signs Need Pictures, Not Words The need is so obvious it is hard to believe that someone hadn't addressed it before now. Ada McDonald, a Vamamtown alderman, brought the situa tion to our attention last week after encountering a real-life prob lem. Something clicked inside, she said: This is something we should have already fixed; we're light years behind the times. Here in the United States and around the world we have uni versal symbols for most everything, from public restrooms and deer crossings to no-smoking areas. Like them or not, they are a sign of our changing times. The simple visual designs are easy to understand and cross the barriers of language differences and il literacy. But on the river, when signs are posted marking areas that are closed to shellfishing or other activity, what do we find? Small posters packed with words, not pictures. Words aimed at a group of workers among the least likely to comprehend them. Working the river, like working the farm, is a way of life that harks back to the days when one didn't need a formal education to make a living and support a family. Getting by took a willing ness to work hard, dependability and a good back. It didn't take much in the way of reading, writing or even arithmetic. A lot of people didn't take time or even have time to learn those non-es sential skills. These days, for people who take pride in earning a living but don't have much of a formal education, working in the river is one of the few options open. But without a cohort around who can read, that person is liable to unwittingly break the law and face payment of a fine that they, of all people, may be least able to afford. As the Brunswick County Literacy Council has learned in its outreach efforts, those who don't read as well as they need often will go to extremes to keep others from knowing, even when their reasons for not being able to read or read well are the best in the world. Even though plenty of help is available for those who are able to learn and want to learn, both through free classes and free private tutors. Their situation is understandable. How many people do you know who are brave enough to walk into a courtroom and tell the judge and audience, "1 got into trouble because I didn't under stand the sign. I can't read."? No, the typical person is a lot more likely to find the money to pay off the fine, at least that first time, and then try to finagle a way to keep from making the same mistake again. Most won't seek out help in learning to read until their situa tion is near desperation, when they needed to know how to read something of importance yesterday. Learning how to read those signs is the long-term solution, but it isn't ever going to apply to everyone on the river. But there is a solution that will help everyone working in the river: universal picture signs. The N.C. Division of Marine Fisheries and General Assembly can't help but see both the need and the benefit. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Mobile Home Owner Offended By ' Bigotry ' To the editor: Nothing personal to Mr. Harbeck (consultant for the county land use plan update) but he has managed to insult half of the population of Bruns wick County in his land-use survey, with yet another form of bigotry. Although I approve of some sort of planning for development for housing and industry, I don't think Brunswick County should be quite so snobbish. Some of us "illiterate, poor" mobile home owners pay quite enough taxes on their land and help support local business (i.e. groceries, retail outlets and those hamburger stands) all year 'round. Some retirees who choose to live in mobile homes brought quite a lot of disposable income, since they aren't spending it all on million-dollar homes. Oh, and those T-shirt shops and fast food stores stay open all year and contribute their fair share of revenue to the county. This plan sounds like a dream of Utopia for the county planners. Their ideals may be a high standard of living for an area where the average salary wouldn't pay for a sub-standard of living. It takes all types to make a well-rounded community. I, for one, enjoy the brilliant mixture of cultures and activities in Brunswick County. 1 moved here for a simpler lifestyle, to get away from the "mega-buck society" and to enjoy the luxury of being a full-time mom in my mobile home. If I wanted high-priced stables, marinas and gourmet cuisine, I would have taken my mobile home to Hilton Head, S.C. Regina S. Briuon Supply Attorney's Comments On Quayle Opposed To the editor: Last week, using a dysfunctional blunderbuss and over 500 words, Shallotte attorney Mark A. Lewis scattershot three paragraphs worth of negatives at Vice President Dan Quayle. Straight shooting will unhinge open and unobservant minds every time. So don't breathlessly await the counselor's comments about the preg nant teenager recently quoted: "No second pregnancy (is necessary). It don't make no sense for teenagers to get pregnant back-to-back," and "I want me a girl. Boys are too much trouble." But he ought to try, becausc comments coming from clear minds would be politically incorrect. Karl E. Brandt Shallotte (More Letters, Following Page) Another Adventure In Moving Moving will strip you of all senti mentality toward your worldly goods The circumstances of our move back to Brunswick County from the mountains left very little time for planning or packing. We frantically (and literally) took 4,000 pounds of junk to the landfill. I loaded the only things I really felt strongly about ? my dishes, pots, pans, knives, cutting boards, Cui sinart and the most treasured of my cookbooks ? into the backseat of my car and brought them here Memorial Day weekend. My husband moved his favorite toys? catamaran, wind surfer, surfboard ? and two aquari ums with a borrowed van. Then our level of enthusiasm for the rest of the move sharply declined. We moved into a fully furnished house here, so in order to move any thing of ours in, we must move an T-'V Carlson d Lynn equal amount out. This would be simple enough, except that there's nowhere to go with it but to a down stairs storage room which has a wa ter mark at 22 inches, a memento of Hurricane Hugo. Somehow this seems an inappropriate place to store the landlord's living room furniture. So it's been really easy to assume a don't-look-back kind of attitude. I don't even care about moving my clothcs and shoes here. What use is a closctful of business suits and high heels (my "Lilith" outfits, as I now contemptuously view them, for you Cheers fans) in a place this casual? I'll get new clothes. I gave my dog away. I invited friends over to go through my books and take whatever they wanted. I went through the linen closet and farmed out sheets, towels, place mats, napkins and tablecloths to any one who'd take them. With the pros pcct of wrapping, packing, unwrap ping and unpacking looming ahead, no object was sacred. To compound the chaos, we unex pectedly sold our house in the mountains just days before the move, before it had even been listed with a real estate broker. This is par ticularly unusual bccausc the house is a mile straight up a dirt road, from which it is not visible. The young couple drove up (and I mean really, really up) on bicyclcs, said they r heard we were moving, took a hasty look around and came back in four days with an offer to purchase. I took this as a Sign From Above, and acccptcd, despite the fact that they offered a lot less than we wanted. That didn't stop me from throwing in a washer and dryer, a set of bed room furniture, fireplace tools, a so fa, a set of encyclopedias, two caLs and whatcvcr's wrapped up in all that aluminum foil in the freezer. It's time to let the nice young cou ple move in. More importantly, it's time to take the big fat check from the nice young people. So the 17 foot orange "Adventures in Moving" van with air conditioning and "gen tle-ride suspension" is all reserved for this weekend's 700-mile round trip. It may be the hardest thing we've ever done to resist leaving a piece of furniture at every rest area between Ashcvillc and Florence. When Neighborliness Is 'Humanly' Impossible When is a neighbor nol a neigh bor? Maybe when he/she is a big rowdy dog. Wc had a frantic call last week from a Brunswick County neigh borhood where one frisky dalmatian was making life difficult for a woman on his street, destroying flower beds, clambering over porch furniture and making messes as only a dog can do. A complaint to the owner did not result in a permanent remedy. Every lime the dog was allowed to run free he headed for the same porch and flower beds. His neighbor's blood pressure rose and S.O.S. calls were finally made to the dog pound, the health department and the newspa per. Investigative reporting revealed that the poor dog owner was also at her wits' end. Fined S25 under the Marjorie Megivern county nuisancc ordinance, she also had her pet impounded and had to retrieve it at some expense. She tried keeping the lively one on a leash, but felt the animal deserved an oc casional romp. One of these es capades at 2 a.m. had her chasing all over the neighborhood in hot pursuit of the playful canine. What to do? How could two women and a dog bccome friends? It is just not feasible to give les sons in ncighborliness to a dog. Despite our attempts to "civilize" these creatures, they tend to follow natural compulsions, and isn't that what we like about them? If they could be just like us, what would be the point in having pets? (There has been some suggestion that we'd do better to emulate them.) Anyhow, dog-training of that sort being out of the question, this hu man relations tangle is a matter for the two humans to resolve. One suggestion is that there's no substitute for face-to-face conversa tion, preferably over a cup of coffee. The two neighbors in this case being women, talking should come natu rally, preferably on neutral turf. Why can't dog owner and flower-bed owner meet at the closest fast food establishment and discuss their differences? Why not? Well, to begin with, on ly dog lovers can approach this con flict with the necessary sensitivity toward the animal in question; only flower-bed lovers can properly ap preciate the nurture of tender blos soms. Can the twain ever meet? Only, I submit, if a puppy be comes available as a gift to the one neighbor and some flower cuttings arc pressed on the dog owner. If each one becomes intimately ac quainted with "enemy territory" there may be the right climate for negotiation and more neighborly re lations. Meanwhile, the flower-bed neigh bor had better be thankful that this dalmatian is the quiet sort. Howling in the night is not, thank heavens, one of her complaints. Beware The Bite Of The Rabid Bungee Jumper Consider these two items that ap peared in local newspapers recently: "MYRTLE BEACH? This year, Horry County has had 11 cases of rabies. The animals involved were three foxes, six raccoons, one bat and a ferret. The number is more than the county usually has in a year." "MYRTLE BEACH? As bungce jumping spreads along the South Carolina coast, some say local gov ernment needs to regulate the sport because the state is powerless to do so." Mere coincidencc? I think not. Dr. Lee Hunter, a state public health veterinarian, told me last week that unusual behavior patterns arc one of the surest indicators that a critter is infected with rabies. Dogs and cats often slobber and walk around funny. Foxes will become highly aggressive. Raccoons can be seen pulling lids back on trash cans. Now some of my besl friends have occasionally been known to slobber and walk around funny. But among humans, I can think of no pattern of behavior more unusual than tying a rubber band around your leg and jumping from a very high place. For those of you lucky enough to be blissfully ignorant of this latest craze, you will be amazed to discov er that bungee jumpers do exactly Eric f W Carlson ' ?jBi * Sir'. that. People actually pay money to have a crane hoist them hundreds of feet into the air so they can tie a bungec cord to their ankle and dive toward the ground, hoping the rope will snatch them back before the im pact turns their face into rhubarb pic. I know where this idea came from. Years ago there was a Na tional Geographic story about na tives in some jungley place who were so bored with their idyllic lifestyles that they built huge towers and jumped off them with vines tied around their legs. It was never quite clear to me whether this was done to impress the ladies or to prove their manhood, but as a kid I thought it was pretty cool. Not enough to want to do it. All the evidence I had at the time suggested I would have a better chance with the girls by getting a car than by swan diving off a tower with vines tied to my legs. Now all of a sudden we have oth erwise normal people doing the same thing, except today they wear helmets and harnesses and other fan cy, high-tech equipment. These peo ple must be really bored. Or perhaps it's because cars have gotten so ex pensive. Personally, 1 think they might have rabies. Remember those films that show ed droves of lemmings diving off hundred-foot cliffs, supposedly as a suicidal form of population control? After doing a bit of research, I dis covered that if you look closely, you can see that each one of those furry little rodents has a thin rubber band tied to its hind paw. Turns out the lemmings had been driven mad by rabies and look up bungee jumping as a form of psy chological release. Dr. Hunter told me that in Perquimans County recently a rabid fox went berserk and attacked a child in a wading pool. Consider this: There are no cliffs in Per quimans County. Just tightly wound foxes. But 25 miles east, in Currituck County, a group of bungee jumpers has asked the board of commission ers for a permit to set up a crane and rubber bands so they can lure unsus pecting tourists into their deadly game. Now our neighbors in Horry County are faced with the same ugly business. So what arc we to do? With rabid foxes and bungce jumpers just across the state line, it's only a mat ter of time before they show up in Brunswick County! 1 suggest we nip both birds in the bud with one stone. Why not pass a law requiring all bungee jumpers to be treated for ra bies? And not with those new, rela tively painless shots. Let's make them go through the treatment we all heard about as kids, the one where they drive 20 needles the size of railroad spikes into your stomach and leave them there for a week. Not only would this help slow the spread of a deadly disease, but it would surely discourage otherwise sane people from unwitting expo sure to this absurd and potentially dangerous amusement. Who knows? It might even in crease car sales. Write Us The Beacon welcomes letters to the editor. All letters must be signed and include the writer's address. Under no circumstances will unsigned letters be printed. Letters should be legible. The Beacon reserves the right to edit libelous comments. Address letters to The Brunswick Beacon, P. O. Box 2558, Shallotte, N. C. 28459.