THE PERQUIMANS WEEKLY, HERTFORD, N. "ft, FRIDAY JANUARY 4, 1935.. J. J '11.
PAGE THREE
Farm Census
tyrider Way
About 25,000 Census
Takers to Secure Valu
able Information
tj J -:- r
hrbjugK Capitol Keyholes
By BESS HINTON SILVER
Hlf
aril
CAPITAL MANAGER? It's bfi-
ing kept pretty quiet but there is an
undercover movement to hava the
Legislature change the government
of Raleigh from the commission form
to a city manager form with a board
of councilmen, according to the Cap
ital ; , City v grapevine. The present
Raleigh City Commissioners have
been from one row toHinother almost
since the day of election and even
. the man on the street "can; sense sen
timent for a change in government
None of the Wake County members
of the General Assembly have ex
pressed themselves publicly on the
subject but pressure for the change
in your Capital City is about as sure
as death and taxes.
COST OF TALKING The order
of the State Utilities Commission re
ducing Southern Bell telephone rates
in 58 North Carolina communities
ha3 received a delay by order of
Superior Court Judge W. C. Harris,
The court injunction halts the pro-
Nfkosed reductions in rates until the
company's appeal is heard in Su
perior Court which may be in Janu
ary or several months later. The
Utilities Commission, aided by the
office of Attorney General Dennis G
orummm, is reaay to- ngm ior me
last ditch for the approximately 12
per cent cut and reliable, although
non-quotable, sources are of the opin
ion that lower phone rates are just
T j . . t m . . 1 1
around the comer.
FERTILIZER Governor Ehring
haus and Commissioner of Agricul
ture William A. Graham are going
to bat for lower fertilizer prices in
North Carolina. The Governor writes
that he is. unable to understand the
upping of fertilizer prices in 1934
over those of the year previous and
want3 Mr. Graham to assemble data
and attend a conference on the sub
ject to be held in the nation's capital
in the near future. Fertilizer and
gasoline prices have been worrying
the Governor almost as much as the
increase in tobacco prices ha3 pleased
him.
"Budget message what's in
the report of the Advisory Budget
Commission to the General Assembly
is a clo3ely-guarded secret and news
men snooping around the offices of
printers for the State haven't been
able to learn much about the budget
recommendations. You can put one
thing in your pipe and smoke it,
however, ' that is, that the budget
proposal will contain a suggestion for
reenactment of the sales tax with
some revisions. It may be liberal
enough to suggest that the sales tax
can go by the board if the legislators
can find the money elsewhere. The
Budget Commission is frjjndly to the
administration and Governor Ehring
haus has publicly stated that the
"emergency" for which the sales tax
was enacted has not passed you get
what that means. The message also
may contain suggestions for higher
teacher-pay.
DIVERSION Don't be surprised
if anti-sales tax leaders urge that
four or five millions of dollars from
the taxes paid by motorists and
truckers for building roads be divert
ed to replace the sales measure.
Farmers living on the secondary road
system may not object to this but
they want the holes filled up and the
bridges repaired before their gasoline
and license . taxes go for some other
purpose. Most of them wouldn't ob
ject to lower automobile taxes but
that is only a dream if half the
folks after a slice of highway-fund
pie get It. '
NOT WORRIED At one stage of
the game it looked like the State
Revenue Department might be in for
a good drubbing at the hands of the
Legislature. - It is still highly prob
able that attack will be made on the
State's collecting agency but the rec
ord on increased revenues will stand
Commissioner of Revenue A. J. Max
well and his executive assistant, Dr.
M. C. S. Noble"; Jr., in good stead
when they are called on the carpet
before committees ' that - will them
selves be harrassed by need of money
to fill , appropriations promises.
Money makes the mare go in the
General Assembly as well as in the
colleges and public schools.. ;
SITTING PRETTY tr- Friends of
t Governor Ehringhaus have spent
'weeks checking over names of, mem
bers of the General Assembly and are
wearing big smiles these days. 'Ad
ministration stalwarts avow that His
Excellency is sitting on top of the
world with a good majority of friends
in the Senate and are confident that
no anti-administration bloc of dang
erous proportions can be organized
in the l!oune. But with all that som
Raleigh i '',,'cal writers i prcfass to
hear ru- V." ;s of trouble com;ng for
the Go on the eve of the Leg
islature." - 1 r v-v -
;MAr-IED LIFE Watch 'for a
mtvei;..t in the LzJL'Asn to pass
a law against marrl-i 3r.:.,i sirving
as public school termers. A'"" .Jer
B. Ar.i- i,ctT ' ' hr c ::ied
-, , . . r - 7 rP.
...
r
men are teaching school in North
Carolina. Some states have rules
against employment of married wo
men in the schools where single ones
are available and sentiment for such
a law in North Carolina has been
cropping out in spots recently.
GETTING TAUT Political lines
are drawing tighter in the Capital
City these days and you need not be
a political wise man to sense the
forming of groups behind the favor
ite candidates for Governor and the
Eastern Senate seat in the classic of
1936. Probably the most pronounced
single groups are those behind Gov
ernor Ehringhaus and Senator Jo
siah W. Bailey and there's no longer
any doubt many people want the
Governor to oppose Mr. Bailey. Other
blocs are forming in behalf of Clyde
R. Hoey, of Shelby; Congressman R.
L. Doughton and Lieutenant Gover
nor A. H. (Sandy) Graham for Gov
ernor. Doughton and Hoey may
make some announcement shortly but
Governor Graham is expected to hold
his peace until the end of the legis
lative session.
LIQUOR Several months ago it
was a generally accepted opinion that
this General Assembly would shy
away from any efforts to change
North Carolina's dry laws but as the
time for convening draws nearer the
prohibition question has stepped
boldly into the spotlight of specula
tion. From all indications the Dry?
still have the situation well in hand
but a lot of folks can't figure oul
just what is happening to bring out
an apparent change of sentiment ii
3ome quarters. You can find plenty
of officers of the law suffering since
Virginia legalized liquor and Tai
Heels began week-end excursions int
the Old Dominion. Some of these
same arms 'of the law privately ex
press the hope that omething will be
done to liberalize tne State's liquoi
laws at the coming session.
RIDING A WAVE Unless some
dark-horse steps out into the light
Thad Eure and LeRoy Martin will be
unopposed for reelection as principal
clerks of the House and Senate re
spectively. The speakership race it
still an uncertain quantity but here'e
the line-up of candidates in the or
der that most of Capitol Hill wise
ones place them according to strength
Robert Grady Johnson of Pender
first with Laurie McEachern, o;
Hoke, running a close second ane'
Willie Lee Lumpkin, of Franklir
running third. How accurate this es
timate of strength is will be determ
ined in the Democratic caucus on the
night of January 8.
CLEANING POULTRY
HOUSE IS ADVISED
Building Should Be Freed of
Annoying Insects.
By V. O. Fairer. Entomologist. Illinois State
Natural History Survey. WNU Service.
Before farmers begin housing their
chickens for fall -and winter produc
tion It will be decidedly profitable to
thoroughly clean and treat the poul
try buildings for lice, mites and other
parasitic Insects.
Unless' effective control measures
are taken nt this time, flocks often be
come so heavily Infested with these
Insect pests that they become un
thrifty, egg production declines and
thousands of dollars In poultry profits
are lost by producers.
Practically all poultry Insects can
be' killed by applications of any kind
of oil. This applies particularly to
mites, bed bugs and fleas which feed
on the birds by sucking their blood at
night. In the daytime these Insects
usually i leave the birds and hide In
cracks and crevices In the poultry
house.
Some of the more economical and
effective oils for this purpose are
creosote, kerosene and waste crank
case oil, applied with a brush or
emulsified with ; soap and water and
sprayed on the Inside of the building.
Dormant tree spray emulsions mixed
at the rate of four or five gallons In
10Q -gallons of water s are also effi
cient poultry Insect, tlestroyers. All
corners, cracks and rough places In
the wood should be saturated with the
oils to insure satisfactory control.
. Poultry Uce spend their entire lives
on the birds and thus must be con
;trollod- by treating . the fowls wlh
dips, powders or gases toxic to the In-'
socts. For this good grade of sodi
um fluoride ls economical. ; Each bird
la dusted individually by applying a
pinch of sodium- fluoride Under? each
wing and around the vent, roughing
the k feathers to tallow the powder to
j...irlnfo the" plilmmage. of 'the birds'
mry be dippea in a solution or one
ounce of sodium fluoride In'pne "gajlon
.of w-ter..' h- f ,a l.'l
: Where It Is Impractical to handle
'each bird, painting the roosts with 40
per cent nicotine sulphate Is recom
mended. A line of the disinfectant
t one fourth Inch wide Is applied
" ' i J t before the birds
I
Approximately 25,000 Federal
census employees yesterday began
the huge task of enumerating the
more than six million farms and
ranches of the United States in what
is probably the most important agri
cultural census in the nation's his
tory, according to a statement re
leased by Director William L. Austin,
Bureau of the Census, Department of
Commerce in Washington. Plans
call for the completion of the can
vass before the end of January.
"The fifteenth decennial census act,
approved June 18, 1929, directed that
a mid-decennial census of agriculture
be taken January 1, 1935, for the cal
endar year 1934," Director Austin
said. "Because of the tremendous
upheaval in the grea basic industry
of agriculture, due to the depression,
drought and other factors new farm
statistics are urgently needed in con
nection with the government's vast
recovery program.
"The earnest cooperation of the
farmer is necessary to the success of
this census, for it is one of the fed
eral activities designed primarily for
his benefit. However, the welfare of
agriculture affects all other indus
tries, directly or .indirectly, and the
public generally. The statistics are
necessary jiot only for the ordinary
transaction of governmental business,
but also for allotment programs.
These programs range from the allo
cations of the Agricultural Adjust
ment Administration to the Federal
Emergency Reliefand Farm Credit
Administrations. Indeed, the bene
fits expected to be derived from' this
census are incalculable and will have
marked influence on the future wel
fare of agriculture and the country za
a whole.- At the completion of the
canvass every effort will be put forth
to make preliminary tabulation re
ports available at the earliest pos
sible moment.
"Due to the splendid cooperation
of newspapers, farm publications, ra
dio broadcasting stations, state and
county farm agencies and organiza
tions and educational institutions in
disseminating information concerning
the importance of the farm census
more than a million copies of the
sample schedule have been distribut
ed to farmers. Those who do not
have sample schedules are urged to
write to the farm census headquar
ters in their district, procure a copy,
study the questions and have their
records ready when the enumerator
calls.
"The bureau desires to call atten
tion to the law which provides that
the individual return made by each
farmer is an absolutely confidential
government report and to emphasize
the fact that no individual figures
will be used for taxation purposes nor
given to any tax official. All enum
erators, as well as all census em
ployees, are sworn to 3ecrecy and are
required to read the law and the
severe penalties established for any
disclosure of information. Only
sworn employees of the Census Bu
reau have access to the files. Sec
tion 9 of the Fifteenth Decennial
Census Act provides penalties for
failure to answer questions asked by
enumerators or for giving false in
formation. "Enumerators are legal residents of
the districts which they canvas3.
Some, if not all, of the farmers re
siding in an enumeration district will
know the enumerator personally and
they will do welLto see that an accu
rate report is returned for their dis
trict. With the program now being
carried on by the government to as
sist agriculture an inaccurate report
might very readily react to the dis
advantage of the farmers in that par
ticular district.
"The farm schedule is comprised of
100 questions covering practically
every important ramification of the
agricultural industry. Of course,
very few farmers will be required to
answer all of the questions, only the
ones pertaining to their particular
activities. Questions to be answered
will include farm tenure; farm popu
lation; farm acreage, which includes
all crop land, pasture land and wood
land; total value of the farm; acre
age and yield of each of the princi
pal field crops and vegetables; num
ber of trees' and, yield of the princi
pal fruits and nuts; number and value
of each class of livestock, and poul
try and eggs."
The local cheese factory at fJorth
Wilkesboro has increased the prices
paid for milk with a corresponding
increase in deliveries at the plant
retire..- The nicotine fumes filter
through (he birds': feathers, killing the
Uce. - This 'treatment: should be re
peated Jo 10 to 14 days as It does not
kill the eggv All lime-or whitewash
should., be removed 'from the roosts'
before nicotine sulphate Is applied.' ..
4-Scaly leg,: caused by mites feeding'
under the leg scales, can be controlled
by dipping the feet and legs In a solu
tion containing two parts of raw Un
seed oil and one part of kerosene. i
mm &
ReUad and
VOU believe in mermaids?
If so, do you think you could take your mermaid,
mix in a little advertising and add a dash of your best
imagination and with the combination make yourself $3, (XX)
a month?
True, you might be considered a lunatic if you tried, i
you tried and failed, your failure would cause no surpri. i',
evoke no sympathy. But if, by some strange quirk or fortune,
you succeeded, then you most assuredly would be classed as a
rutrired indivKiuan;'. iik
1 a
men--' - '.
Yr'. ;. . v man .'..iin -.V.v K.,;;
Innd, with u ilccn sense oC religion,
but a smart sense of the gullibility
f human nature, onee took Ihes''
phree ingredients, combined then,
ind upon tile mixture, founded u
lortune, became the pioneer of
modern American advertising and
carved lor himself an everlasting
niche in the American hall of fame.
The young man was P. T. Barn
Dm. The imagination was his own
Tht advertising lie created himself
6ut titillating, in subtle manner, t!i
lancier, of the New York news
papermen of the middle 1NOO'
(newspapers weren't particular ii:
those days of the source of theii
lews, as long as it was news) ami
;he mermaid was a hideous immuni
sed creature lie bought from tin'
vuer of the ltoslon Museum in
lie summer of 1S42.
It was purchased originally ny
in old sea captain who commanded
in American tradiir; vessel plying
lions the coasts of China and Ja
an. lie was convinced that it was
l preserved mermaid found off the
toast of Japan by Japanese sailors
rod the more he contemplated the
inject, the more he wanted it. Fin
illy he appropriated .fOi.OOO of the
ihin's funds and Imuglit the mer-
Baid. His employers punished him
making him work out the bill.
Tina
nallv lie died and the only tiling
e left to his son was the mermaid.
The son, finding himself with
ihore leave and like his indiscreet
lather, without a penny in his pock
its, drove a hard bargain with the
proprietor of the Boston Museum
n exchange for the mermaid. Barn
im, with an eye to the bizarre and
the eccentric, decided the mummy
iras a veritable ;;ift from heaven
nd bought it though not before
ke had had this gruesome oddity
examined minutely from tip to tail.
Hoaxer that lie vas, Barnum was
'nobody's fool." His boyhood days
ind experiences in New Kngland,
tunning store, selling lottery tick
ts, and publishing a newspaper,
kad turned him into a typical
'Yankee trade-"'
Munuaid r-'oois Expert'
The examination of the mermaid
y his experts disclosed not the
llighest sign of joint or artificial
ianufaeture. The creature was but
three feet long, with an unbroken
npine extending from the base of
the skull to the tail. The shoul
ders were covered with hair.
The face was ugliness personified,
with bestial teeth. Two skinny
arms, hands and fingers like those
of any human, and a fish's body and
fish-like tail, completed this strange
picture. Barnum's mermaid, it is
eleflr, was not of that saucy, allur
ing variety of fish-like maidens who
besported themselves at the ex
pense of the unfortunate sailors of
Ancient Greek mythology.
Still, this discrepancy with the
popular ideal didn't deter Thineas
T. Barnnm, as is only too clear in
ITnited Artists 20th Century pro
luetion, ''The Mighty Barnum." He
bought his mermaid and decided to
make the American public believe
jj mermaids, too.
He had just put every penny he
had nnd pennies he didn't have into
the purchase of Scudder's American
Museum in New York the museum
which afterward became Barnum's
American Museum, Broadway and
Ann Streets, an institution which
no visitor to the growing metrop
olis ever failed to "take in" among
the sig!s. It was just such a cu
riosity as this mermaid the Fejee
Mermaid he cryptically called it
that he needed to get the names of
himself and his museum before the
public.
Distinguished Stooae
So Barnum went to work. Soon
letters appeared in the local press
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All convoyed the news that a 1 1
Griffin, of the London Lyceum o
Natural History, would visit Nev.
York within a few weeks, en roul"
to London, carrying with him "a
most remarkable curiosity, a real
mermaid," which he had found in
lVrnambuco.
Eventually Dr. Griffin, in rculii
a trusted aide of Barnum's, arrivi u
in Philadelphia. With a show o
well assumed reluctance, the bogu
scientist permitted Philadelphia re
oorters to glimpse his mermaid. I
was enough. The newsmen wasl
no time in writing columns a'.,
this amazing monstrosity.
So, by the time Dr. Griflin ;-.
rived in New York, the fame u
himself and his possession had
spread far nnd wide. And greeted
by many people curious to sec Hi'
mermaid, the doctor again showed
much reluctance to reveal the mum
my and pretended that contractual
obligations with the London Lyccu.
Barnum had an eye to
prevented him from showing it pub
licly in New York.
In the meanwhile, Barnum had
prepared 10,000 copies of a pamph
let describing the mermaid, lie
called upon the editors of three
large New York dailies and in
mournful tones, explained that he
had hoped to prevail upon Dr. Grif
fin to exhibit his mermaid but the
doctor was adamant he wouldn't,
yield, so the pamphlets were no
good to him any more. Thus, out
of the goodness of his heart for the
journalistic profession, lie, Barnum,
was offering his pamphlets to the
editors to print.
All were delighted and only the
next day, when the various papers
came out on the street, each bear
ing a different picture of the mer
maid, did the editors understand
how they had been thoroughly hum
bugged. By this time the public interest
had reached fever pitch. The pub
lic had seen the papers and read
Barnum's out of town letters. In
nddition, Barnum had let loose n
flood of pamphlets as handbills on
the streets. Finally advertisements
appeared that Dr. Griflin had re
lented and after all would consent
to exhibit his mermaid for one week
nt Concert Hall on Broadway, hired
specially for the occasion by the as
tute Barnum.
The crowd was immense when
the doors of the hall were thrown
open. Men, women and children
streamed inside. Dr. Griflin told
scholarly tales of the South Sens
and the curious throngs gazed in
tently at the shriveled up, three-feet-long,
Fejee MermaU. "A-.y
name, .
ud With
HIM TODAY
Mer-maid"
BEERY
CORPORATION
'..Viv Co minced ihcy were looking
upon the real thing.
Later, the exhibit was moved to
Barnum's American Museum. And
to help tilings along, Barnum, con
vinced there was no limit to the
ways and means of 'packing 'em
in.'' ordered an l.S-foot banner, de
signed as a mermaid, Lo be stretch
ed across the face of his museum
on the outside, so as to attract
'iv natrona-;'1.
Stooge Revolts
.1;. even
uitnael) this
J r. Griflin couldn't
colossal deception and
he threatened t
walk out on Barn-
mil, if the latter
ing through his
Barnum hacked
could not afford
persisted in carry
i pennant scheme,
down, because he
to lose the "doc-
tor." And in portraying the life
of the promoter and famous show
nan, Wallace Beery makes his 20th
Century picture, "The Mighty Barn
aul" n living vivid chronicle of a
'a moils American's rise to fume.
I low successful 1. T. Barnum
i, is in this early venture in hoax
'ng the public is attested by the fact
hat prior to the arrival of the Fe-
e Mermaid, his museum had been
rossing but .fl,'J(K) a month, where
as, during the four weeks that fol
imved, Barnum's .Museum took in
s:'..34i.9:.
And the mermaid? Kenl? Of
course not. Barnum never actually
found direct proof of its origin, but
lie did Udieve it came from Japaa
hi' found iu a scientific re
the bizarre and eccentric.
:.carch paper by a German author,
dealing with Japanese customs of
the 10th century, an account of how
a Japanese fisherman joined tile
lower half of a fish and the upper
half of a monkey so deftly and
neatly that the joint could not be
detected.
The Japanese lislierman then told
his fellow countrymen that he had
aught, the creature in his net, but
that it had quickly died. However,
he nildeo, it had spoken a few mo
mentous words begore gasping its
final breath.
The mermaid, he said, had pre
dicted a few years of prosperity for
Japan, and then subsequent years
of a fatal epidemic wihich would
sweep the land. The only remedy
offered by the dying creature, ex
plained this Japanese fisherman,
would be possession of a likeness of
the prophet.
Whereupon thousands of Japan
ese bought crude likenesses of the
mermaid. Finally it fell into the
hands of a Dutch trader, who sold
it to a shrewd American, who, In
turn, exhibited it to the ignorant
nnd gullible alike in Europe thirty
years before Barnum tried the
same trick in the United States.
And Barnum was quite convinced
that this mermaid was his mermaid
nnd he secretly hailed the Japanese
fisherman as a blood brother in the
gentle, but subtle art of spoofing
the public.
Can you, then, take a mermaid,
a little advertising and a dash of
your best imagination and make
$3,000 a month? Certainly you can
even in 1931 providing you'r
another P. T. Barnum.
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