TO PERQUIMANS "WEEKLY, HERTFORD. N. C, FRIDAY, MAY. 1. 1936.
, A BRAVE MAN
; Tapa, whan' yon sea a cow, tint
, :a tftaldr . ,
v ' "Of coots itofy. Breljn." -
I "When yoifsea A treat , bit worn,
-.In't yon afraldr. - ,
; "No, ot conne not" v
"Wnen yon see a horrid, monstrous
J'-umbla bee, alnt yon afraid T'
I "No, certainly not!"
; ."Alnt yon afraid when it thunders
(and lightnings!" ;
I ! "No, no, yon silly child.
; "Gee, Pop, alnt yon afraid of noth-
tint In this world 'ceptln' Mamma?"
; "The new stenographer's hair is a
jdedded blond, isn't It?"
j "Yes; though I noticed a slight inde
d8lon aronnd the roots."
' Without Delay
! The sleight-of-hand performance was
not going very well.
l Can any lady or gentleman lend me
(an egg?" asked the conjurer, coming
(down to the footlights.
the audience, "you'd 'ave 'ad it before
this."
i Human Life
"We never call people out to be
Shot at sunrise as they do In some
roarer of Europe."
i
TCo," said Senator Sorghum. "The
worst we do Is to let 'em take their
ichances at a grade crossing." Wash
ington Star.
! A New Nam Now
i Mrs. Casaldy My husband calls a
ispade a spade. . ,
( Mrs. Garner So did mine until he
took one and started to spade upthe-
garden and It broke in two. Path
finder Magazine.
War tli Kia Lava-bod
1 Willie not only was chewing gum
'which was against the roles but he
(had bis feet out in the aisle, . -.
fWIllIe ," the teacher - thundered.
"take that gum out of your mouth and
iPnt your feet In." v
Word Failed Her
and then he said I was 'la-
Iconic V
i "Laconic I What does that mean?"
! "I don't know but I slapped his
(face, Just to be on the safe side!"
! Pearson's Weekly.
y ' ' The Very Modol
.' Artist fAtutnt n MmmonM on Ulna.
tratlon) This picture Is supposed to
be happening In 1914. What were
dresses like then?
Wife (bitterly) Like mine. Pear
son's Weekly.
THE LOW DOWN
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Editor I can't nae your poem, but
ou mlght leave yonr address.
Poet If you don't take the poem I
' lan't hare any address.
- 1 ?, literal ObadkMM
, Her Father Look here, young man,
"In't I tell yon never to enter my
i sgalat-. - f-
Her Boy Friend les, air. 1 dldnt
zae through the gate. I jumped over
, fence. 1
la Perauuaeat Esteem
"There Is always time to go fishing,"
'J SI Slmlln. a:
"Yes," answered Fanner Corntossel,
a has never so far been a success
'ea for plowln' under the flsnln'
. h " Refemer'" '
- you a reformer?" Inquired the'
reman,." ', . , ; , .
:y I am," Said the busy lady,
u ever goes out of here the
:t came In. This la a corset
7 !'f Vt Coaae . V-
" - V-Tea, ma'am, when
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SUNDAY DINNER 1 ttvmti- !
SUNDAY DINNER
EGGS, together with beets, cabbage,
carrots and spinach are the best
values available in perishable foods.
Meats with the exception of veal are
higher and butter is also higher.
Excellent values are available in
canned foods and particularly peaches.
A large surplus is available which the
California farmers and packers hope
to dispose of before the new crop rip
ens. Stocking up on this food now will
save you money, help the balance of
production and consumption and help
you give your family attractive dishes
they will enjoy.
Cantaloupes, honeydews and grapes
are. swelling the list of available fruits.
Homegrown rhubarb is now coming to
market though the standbys still are
bananas, oranges, grapefruit and ap
ples. Strawberries and pineapples are .
moderate in price.
Here are three menus planned for
different budget Uveli. ., ;
, . - -Low Cost Dinner
"7 Veal Pot tie r .Potatoes
" ', c v. i Buttered Carrot'
Bread and Butter
' Tapioca Cream
Tea ot Coffee Milk
Medium Coat Dinner
. Pot Koast of Beef Potatoes
Creamed Spinach
Bread and Butter
Peach Upside Down Cake
Tea or Coffee (, Milk
Very Special Dinner
Clear Sonp
Roast Beef - Browned Potatoes
. .Buttered Cauliflower
- Lettuce Russian Dressing '
Rolls and Butter
Fresh Pineapple Orange Cake
Coffee '
Now
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By ANN PAGE .
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Sliovroom At , Hotel ; Jo:eph ; Hwes; '. -'
33 Nations Represented
yn in ionoon loutn tiouse
" London, An - experiment - In - com
munity living Is being" conducted ; In
London by a group of young persons of
both aexea. ' Their home,. In Camden
Town, -North London, is called -Youth
house. . Anyone-under thirty can live
In the house If he does not object to
color, race ot creed, pays from S3 to S3
a week, and contributes labor In isome
Wrts. JjV fc "j i,
. So far the experiment baa been'auc
cessfuL people of 88 nations live at
the hotel in perfect harmony.- ,
' Almost all the work at the beuse,
even to' repairs and decorations, is
done by the residents, who include
clerks, school teachers, engineers, ae-
; . ANNOUNCE3VIENT ' -
I hereby announce, my. candfdacy for re-
nomination to the office of Sheriff of Per- t
1 quimans County, subject
I Jrimanes on June 9.
t ouppyri, win ue greauy
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1 cbunfants, musicians and artists. .
It la the ambition of the group t
have a chain of Youth houses In every,
town and city. ' s Al , w ,
' vi- t -v Commandmeats Stolon
? Canclnnatl The Ten Command
ments mean nothing (to a Cincinnati ,
- thief who entered , the home of Henry, .
MUler . here and made away -with, tar
Biblical eriea, , . ... v f 'i . L
' i ' "Do yon think yonr audleneei enjoy
. the: statistics , yon quote to jrouti
, speechesn, 4 I ' f jt t t
' 'r "No," replied Senator Sorghum,' "I
-t just put 'em In to make the rest of m
, remarks seem more Interesting by coa
to the Democratic
Your. vote and your
appreciaiea.
Winslow
Do you look
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