TO PERQUIMANS "WEEKLY, HERTFORD. N. C, FRIDAY, MAY. 1. 1936. , A BRAVE MAN ; Tapa, whan' yon sea a cow, tint , :a tftaldr . , v ' "Of coots itofy. Breljn." - I "When yoifsea A treat , bit worn, -.In't yon afraldr. - , ; "No, ot conne not" v "Wnen yon see a horrid, monstrous J'-umbla bee, alnt yon afraid T' I "No, certainly not!" ; ."Alnt yon afraid when it thunders (and lightnings!" ; I ! "No, no, yon silly child. ; "Gee, Pop, alnt yon afraid of noth- tint In this world 'ceptln' Mamma?" ; "The new stenographer's hair is a jdedded blond, isn't It?" j "Yes; though I noticed a slight inde d8lon aronnd the roots." ' Without Delay ! The sleight-of-hand performance was not going very well. l Can any lady or gentleman lend me (an egg?" asked the conjurer, coming (down to the footlights. the audience, "you'd 'ave 'ad it before this." i Human Life "We never call people out to be Shot at sunrise as they do In some roarer of Europe." i TCo," said Senator Sorghum. "The worst we do Is to let 'em take their ichances at a grade crossing." Wash ington Star. ! A New Nam Now i Mrs. Casaldy My husband calls a ispade a spade. . , ( Mrs. Garner So did mine until he took one and started to spade upthe- garden and It broke in two. Path finder Magazine. War tli Kia Lava-bod 1 Willie not only was chewing gum 'which was against the roles but he (had bis feet out in the aisle, . -. fWIllIe ," the teacher - thundered. "take that gum out of your mouth and iPnt your feet In." v Word Failed Her and then he said I was 'la- Iconic V i "Laconic I What does that mean?" ! "I don't know but I slapped his (face, Just to be on the safe side!" ! Pearson's Weekly. y ' ' The Very Modol .' Artist fAtutnt n MmmonM on Ulna. tratlon) This picture Is supposed to be happening In 1914. What were dresses like then? Wife (bitterly) Like mine. Pear son's Weekly. THE LOW DOWN ii i i ., w ijiim,i..n,... , i . ' Editor I can't nae your poem, but ou mlght leave yonr address. Poet If you don't take the poem I ' lan't hare any address. - 1 ?, literal ObadkMM , Her Father Look here, young man, "In't I tell yon never to enter my i sgalat-. - f- Her Boy Friend les, air. 1 dldnt zae through the gate. I jumped over , fence. 1 la Perauuaeat Esteem "There Is always time to go fishing," 'J SI Slmlln. a: "Yes," answered Fanner Corntossel, a has never so far been a success 'ea for plowln' under the flsnln' . h " Refemer'" ' - you a reformer?" Inquired the' reman,." ', . , ; , . :y I am," Said the busy lady, u ever goes out of here the :t came In. This la a corset 7 !'f Vt Coaae . V- " - V-Tea, ma'am, when "' J race land 1 I , PLOWED UNDER t jH ri I D I K- I LAUGHS , Rent ffwaci isscxia Wtnor ,.;: : CftUSC MOffT HOMW vfLMWr VT ' ' I ' TT ini - HOW iA&UV EttxraT.. vrrnJJi JSfel , wit i 1 mllr.M caw ;he!9 toxvsh My 1 1 7 r --r"rA 0-1 1 ' 1 . : itrm cemi SUNDAY DINNER 1 ttvmti- ! SUNDAY DINNER EGGS, together with beets, cabbage, carrots and spinach are the best values available in perishable foods. Meats with the exception of veal are higher and butter is also higher. Excellent values are available in canned foods and particularly peaches. A large surplus is available which the California farmers and packers hope to dispose of before the new crop rip ens. Stocking up on this food now will save you money, help the balance of production and consumption and help you give your family attractive dishes they will enjoy. Cantaloupes, honeydews and grapes are. swelling the list of available fruits. Homegrown rhubarb is now coming to market though the standbys still are bananas, oranges, grapefruit and ap ples. Strawberries and pineapples are . moderate in price. Here are three menus planned for different budget Uveli. ., ; , . - -Low Cost Dinner "7 Veal Pot tie r .Potatoes " ', c v. i Buttered Carrot' Bread and Butter ' Tapioca Cream Tea ot Coffee Milk Medium Coat Dinner . Pot Koast of Beef Potatoes Creamed Spinach Bread and Butter Peach Upside Down Cake Tea or Coffee (, Milk Very Special Dinner Clear Sonp Roast Beef - Browned Potatoes . .Buttered Cauliflower - Lettuce Russian Dressing ' Rolls and Butter Fresh Pineapple Orange Cake Coffee ' Now . 5(IMf !M,-Kt ,Alrc,. s By ANN PAGE . nmj VV f-JZ ZS? 'TtMr'" ' '!1r-iffc,tat ,Ti'? T3' :lAUl7tfdlek.cbe.mMMa.fae.VnnlIiaitM v , ' W ' r fi1 frfo 7 P fa Tw Whom fat PAYS FREE. The, tnior lb. ajraatuss v 1 XrFIS 1 FROM TOBCAF3. Mflr? Kv to Hws mv"j W 'A JS&sm! I (S(SMS(S) Locally Made For The .SaiiSMif! Gottoiil illil .I Hertford, KC. COTTONSEED Ml SOY BEAN MEAL UPEANUT MiEAL PERQUIMANS WEEKLY ADVERTISERS ARE ANXIOUS TO SERVE YOU.HEAD THE ADS : 1 SSJ- -V t-V, II ill' II s 1,1 TtelMAhCoBtioalelei j, aenUadofrefrigentioo. FotOwlenlorMftDlr iweMliwdieoU bat win Ihe PATENTED AIR CONDITIOM1NC duuttbtraon br mot wmws root atndr mU, mkmkm Urn ,' , On Display In , .i,ii,m.lri.i.ii KHwOlt ( Irf I Local Conditions an AND HUUS .,.....,,...t..w..,M.i...ttt i Wfr-Wj" ' Vv'' p nthed sir anventt iiiglui ef food itrortaa4 fas Cselewlot ilwalik,eet tJ eUaaw TmiMi HSCIMM i. n. m i : Tae tjsm 1' Sliovroom At , Hotel ; Jo:eph ; Hwes; '. -' 33 Nations Represented yn in ionoon loutn tiouse " London, An - experiment - In - com munity living Is being" conducted ; In London by a group of young persons of both aexea. ' Their home,. In Camden Town, -North London, is called -Youth house. . Anyone-under thirty can live In the house If he does not object to color, race ot creed, pays from S3 to S3 a week, and contributes labor In isome Wrts. JjV fc "j i, . So far the experiment baa been'auc cessfuL people of 88 nations live at the hotel in perfect harmony.- , ' Almost all the work at the beuse, even to' repairs and decorations, is done by the residents, who include clerks, school teachers, engineers, ae- ; . ANNOUNCE3VIENT ' - I hereby announce, my. candfdacy for re- nomination to the office of Sheriff of Per- t 1 quimans County, subject I Jrimanes on June 9. t ouppyri, win ue greauy J. Emmctt p8 Ml 1 n) Your hair tolls your agl Iff your hair is drab or streaked with' gray you look older than your years. Clairol will help you to look your young est by Imparting natural color to your hair or by changing its shade so gradually.. . so secretly no one will know. ; . Clairol does what nothing else can! Only Clairol shampoos, reconditions and TINTSI Ask your beautician. or write for FREE Clairol booklet, FREE advice on the care of hair, and FREE beauty analysis. Write NOW on this coupon. , , , SmV nfl rmiisnii m Wen u twvwt ctr 1mm t4 Ha CMra) UM. MdjM. T0C eoeittclejOj ss 4 I V . . - . . : ) -5 -; rrr rr ri dfl'' iS V 1 I I 1 cbunfants, musicians and artists. . It la the ambition of the group t have a chain of Youth houses In every, town and city. ' s Al , w , ' vi- t -v Commandmeats Stolon ? Canclnnatl The Ten Command ments mean nothing (to a Cincinnati , - thief who entered , the home of Henry, . MUler . here and made away -with, tar Biblical eriea, , . ... v f 'i . L ' i ' "Do yon think yonr audleneei enjoy . the: statistics , yon quote to jrouti , speechesn, 4 I ' f jt t t ' 'r "No," replied Senator Sorghum,' "I -t just put 'em In to make the rest of m , remarks seem more Interesting by coa to the Democratic Your. vote and your appreciaiea. Winslow Do you look mr Hair Tells ,. .... . 9 . 7L ! Q i - 1 1 , i - i , i -n n. i -f . !i ... . . n I

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