8 THE PERQUIMANS WEEKLY, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5,2016 Sports/Schools Dog training trip turns into adventure M r. Wade where were you on September 17th, 2016? Currituck, NC. Up to my butt in alligator weed, stink ing swamp water and do it yourself retriever training manuals. Trying to keep Bob the black lab from get ting snake bit, while right ing a swamped canoe and wondering how the double hockey sticks I came up with this idea. My Model 29 was wet, my Garmin handheld GPS was wet, my hunting wallet was soaked and there was enough duckweed in the ca noe to feed a whole family of mallards for a few days. All the while Bob is looking at me like “what’s the big deal going swimming is fun.” The late comedian Tim Wilson did a bit called “Un cle BS.” Uncle BS was at fa mous events in history like the battle of Little Big Horn or when President Kennedy was shot, he gives a differ ent and funny spin on what happened. You can listen to Uncle BS by going to You Tube, iTunes and several other ways, you might even buy a Tim Wilson CD. If Bob is going to be going duck hunting with me he needed be ca noe tested and trained. So we set out on an adven ture, just me and him. I had my life jacket on and my .44mag loaded with snake shot, I was ready. Do It Outdoors Wade Betts got to the patch of alligator weed, I was paddling and pushing for all I was worth to get to open water and that was the time Bob picked to jump out and go for a swim. No problem just drag him back in and resume. Bob got to see wood ducks, nutria, Ever go canoeing with an overeager lab puppy? We made out just fine until we an otter and a beaver. He would whine and look back at me but for the most part he was well behaved. That is until on the return trip back to the old F-150 when we hit the alligator weed again (I don’t know for sure it’s re ally alligator weed that’s just what I call it). I was pulling on the pad dle as hard as I could and Pasquotank Bob Residue jumped in again. I guess he loves him some alliga tor weed. We didn’t have our “where were you” in cident until back at the ramp. Something on the bank spooked my young retriever dog and all at once he jumped back and to the left. At the same time I was leaning into my paddle try ing to turn the canoe paral lel to the shore so we could get out. Before I knew what happened we were both in the water. My concern was that a cottonmouth was what had scared Bob, so for a few seconds it was intense and then I thought of Uncle BS and started laughing. All’s well that ends well. Look for more Mr. Wade accounts in the future as well as more misadventures of Bob the black lab. Pirates drop 32-19 game to Gates County From Staff Reports G ATESVILLE — In a back-and-forth af fair, the Perquimans football team eventually wore down at Gates on Fri day night That allowed the Red Bar ons to secure a 32-19 victory and perhaps the inside track to the Coastal 10 conference title. Gates (4-2,3-0 Coastal 10) doesn’t have to face peren nial 1A state power Plym outh until the regular season finale next month. As for the Pirates, (4-3, 2-1) the race for the crown did not necessarily end in Gatesville, but interim coach Aaron Burke knows his club will need some help to reach that goal. “We just have to come off the bye week ready to go and ready to fight,” Burke said. Dallas Hall threw two touchdown passes for Per quimans against Gates and DJ Johnson caught both scores to go along with a kickoff return for a touch- down for the Pirates. Lady Pirates rack up three wins Perquimans County High School’s volleyball took a five set win over Northeast ern last week to cap a three- win week. Against the Eagles the Lady Pirates came out on top 25-18,25-16.22-25,21-25 and 15-12 on Saturday. Cayce Copley had 19 kills and 14 service points and OWEN HASSELL/THE DAILY ADVANCE Megan Denson delivers a kill for Perquimans in the team’s five set win at Northeastern, Saturday. Denson had nine service points and seven aces and also had seven kills and six service points. Sam Midgett had 12 kills. Earlier in the week the team took the ferry to Oc racoke Island and swept a doubleheader Sept. 27. They won the opener 25- 10,25-4 and 25-6. Abby Todd had 13 service points and eight aces and Megan Den son nine service points and seven aces. It was 15 ser vice points and 10 aces from Midgett that led Perquimans in Game 2 for a 25-10, 25-8 and 254 win. On Thursday the Lady Pirates defeated Mattamus- keet 25-7, 25-8 and 25-17. Autumn Bateman had 19 service points, eight aces and two blocks. Copley posted 15 kills and Midgett seven. Denson also had seven kills and six service points. School Menus Perquimans Schools PERQUIMANS CENTRAL, HERTFORD GRAMMAR, PERQUIMANS MIDDLE ■ OCT. 5: Breakfast: Yogurt and grahams, apple half or juice. Lunch: Eastern Jt6« ,l ^h.l.l.t Thank You for Your Service ALBEMARLE URGENT CARE 709 N. Broad Street, Edenton, NC 27932 I 252-482-6100 Mon - Fri Sam - 7pm • Sat - Sun Sam - 4pm No Appointment Necessary • Open 7 Days A Week • Most Insurance Plans Welcome BBQ on bun, coleslaw broc coli dippers, diced pears, apple, milk. Grab and Go: Cobb salad or yogurt/cheese munchie pack. ■ OCT. 6: Breakfast: Nutri-grain bar, applesauce or fruit juice. Lunch: Popcorn chicken, sun chips, carrots and celery cups, banana, milk. Grab and Go: Grilled chicken salad or turkey/ cheese wrap. ■ OCT. 7: Breakfast: Breakfast bread slice, orange juice or fruit juice. Lunch: Cheeseburger on bun, oven baked fries, baked beans, peach cup, milk. Grab and Go: Chicken Cae sar salad or yogurt/cheese munchie pack. ■ OCT. 10: Breakfast: Fruit muffin variety, apple Enter to win now, go to: www.pulsepoll.com Book bag Donations $4,000 CASH Newspaper sponsored - Local shopping survey sauce or fruit juice. Lunch: Hot dog with chili on bun, baked beans, sweet potato puffs, peach cups, milk. Grab and Go: Chef salad or PB&J box. ■ OCT. 11: Cereal bar, peach cup or fruit juice. Lunch: Chicken quesadilla, seasoned pintos, lettuce and tomato cups, seasonal fruit, milk. Grab and Go: Chicken fajita salad or yogurt/cheese munchie pack. ■ OCT.12: Breakfast: Sausage biscuit, apple slices or fruit juice. Lunch: Pizza sticks with marinara dip, corn, baby carrots and ranch dip, diced pears, milk. Grab and Go: Cobb salad or cold cut sub box. PERQUIMANS HIGH ■ OCT. 5: Breakfast: Yogurt and grahams, apple half or juice. Lunch: Eastern BBQ on bun, coleslaw broc coli dippers, diced pears, apple, milk. Grab and Go: Cobb salad or turkey cheese wrap. ■ OCT. 6: Breakfast: Nutri-grain bar, applesauce or fruit juice. Lunch: Spicy wing basket, sun chips, car rot and celery cups, banana, mixed fruit, milk. Grab and Go: Grilled chicken salad or PB&J. ■ OCT. 7: Breakfast: Breakfast bread slice, orange slices or fruit juice. Lunch: Cheeseburger on bun, oven baked fries, baked beans, peach cup, crustless apple pie, milk. Grab and Go: Chicken Cae sar salad or fish sandwich. ■ OCT. 10: Breakfast: Fruit muffin variety, apple sauce or fruit juice. Lunch: Hot dog with chili on bun, baked beans, sweet potato puffs, peach cups, apple sauce, milk. Grab and Go: Chef salad or bacon cheese burger. ■ OCT. 11: Breakfast: Ce real bar, peach cup or fruit juice. Lunch: Chicken que sadilla, seasoned pintos, lettuce and tomato cups, seasonal fruit, pineapple, milk. Grab and Go: Chicken fajita salad or ham/cheese wrap. ■ OCT. 12: Breakfast: Sausage biscuit, apple slices or fruit juice. Lunch: Pizza sticks with marinara dip, corn, baby carrots and ranch dip, diced pears, apple, milk. Grab and Go: Cobb salad or cold cut sub. SUBMITTED PHOTO Hertford United Methodist Church donated 92 book bags recently to the Perquimans County Schools. Pictured are Teresa Beardsley, dean of students at Perquimans County High School, Superintendent Matthew Cheeseman, Jason Griffin, principal at Hertford Grammar School and Pastor Jane Leechford.