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tsma he( ipeftfc eonancpiig a reiigionf
crap abom irht bdj is. and wtich
way yotr hav.to RO to &a it, and if. any.
body1 ha ajiyte infotion along the
lb,rdbegkd tfM4 caU tip thJp
Now Ild: aiJi.anireirm
in the tninistoriat fid whatevrr.br ad'
Tfee,'tt itmnst farce a fcUow to draw ton
hla fajittje ,bit to tee tb
pictnTC 01 tcuJaa? wpoen as a .great
aeuu a uivie 97 wuiure, anon, aenosu
national cyd'on take the tak-tf . pictnr
ingbel to hia cogTgWon;lie cnewetip
. atwo.hirte load of election and 6pit it
when he finished np his vyte'
Itte holJerin' ina rain barrel aaidweat
ww dripping on Jb eart and a oQirple of.
. igmffantjellow etodlt iwaiTv - His
aennqn was whot yoncpnid almost smell
. tainkth&
ptta?4v-ra f nxonttioo. ; to, flank
oldNii,nd taWttlttpWat dodge
....dartrncf4m,f,ner the nn
. lading glories a Cbrfefian will Anally . in
Iherit, And if glory ttai as many degrees
i af altitiiar ahlbtipttaecordiag
' 'terKontions
'v sWwffitaW
, usup w w w gets mere.
paying for Sunday School papers and
fwbite silk "vers for the minister, ' and
stands to the . financial rack withont
nfckerin' that he will wake np some
morning and find himself up there in the :
etmi blistered from Genesis to Revela
tions, thirsty as a prohibitionist, and not
a bottle of soda-pop in a million miles
beggin for a glass of near-beer to cool his
parched hind legs in.
f J?OW,what we need ifi this conntry to
make bilks bleat and take notice, is a hell
that the wayfaring nian, tho a democrat
Or a repnblican can see without a spy
low Reaches heD Hi
::. : Iwte m tie'WortlcerlSiii -it is W
V " ' "cited ii't. Vear where ii
. Yon see the way it's gettin to be
thing AbonfP the hereafter, he has; to take
it . second-handed from- some Minister
who has nofnfcia Argf. bnNgot his
idea ' frotpiomebody else
dreamei
rbe
it out;
ADVM, EVE AND THE DEVIL.
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One time UierdUn
ot true: eastwaron jtsaen ancroat gjara-r
en Just spread JtseH all fover' the world
Sat the Lord" had wade. . ,
. v Kountair 3 . a , dtia 4ess than - twfl I t?7 . .L;' -j. 4
tso xne jjoro'weni a: visiung. ana
nipecftson with a gold crown on his head
Wtbair parted in die Middle. " ;
ri 'And-tbe Wife.of litit maV who" owned
we earaen was Bixnng nnaer a 4en jjbvi
qnJdn.f 1 -t-the, -latest .slice
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And in thaVgafden'the: ; fcprd. ut the
straddlin 'sir-foot berthing called man.
The garden vwai inst' lammed 'full of
pletaty to : eat and, wear, jand fuel . and
shelter:' - - "
i'vAnd the Ird said to His renter, says
"He TheSseeds of id theirnit' herein
tifeja'' shall plant, and J Ipl the harvest
thereof ehsll be' a thousand fold. Never
snait tnon .lacs: or go' nnngry- ort cora
While the sun shfnefib or the waters nonr
;And the snaxe he smiled a smole -and
winkied S pricked wnnk and wiggled np
ciillidy, and he saidctmto
heti tiidlKS'ere's that measly old
lhe;dy sniggered at the words
of theaniake andiaid, "He's asleep back
dftuft?"' '-
''Ho wotild yon like me for a boss?'
8a;thfsake. '.-v ' , -
f 'TPIojr swjiat? said the lady. Von e
tlie Irdlild; joever mentioned a word
fsliaadthe lady didn't Jcn&w,
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me have this garden for my self and 'yen.
can:;feaththAtser
them to me,4 and I will 'feed : yon enough
to keep yoii at work. . yi-
And the lady- was charmed witbt the
old cuss's logic, and she said unto hfan,
"Let's go wake np the old man and .tell
hiniof y'our.''plftB.tl 'j
So the snake and the lady hiked out to
wheje the old man lay a-snoozin' his
snooze, and woke him up and, told him
aUf that the snake had saidt and the old
Now gc nrvte jc to, ay-jk
nic, .wheze't:sciMnb
vlfoin;' ;todanc the
haicbHpoocbe stand, on. InVi head end
kick a- hole in theair as big i ,ar ansar-
barrel and jump thro it; S-i -.
Oia'State TocgooaValOoa&S
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;that.wilmake:ywishow
Wlongasa clotnesindyccf
r jyier''ljwiit every mother son "
'Thars ond thmgVt.nLord, oyer
looked" quoth the man. "He forgot to
give me a boss. Now my happiness is
complete. Take nntO tiryself , oh, snake,,
tis garden iud grant that I may sweat
my brow with much sweat for thy sake!
And so it was done jintb man even aa
Beiiad voted for it. Jfynxl it remaineth
so even to this day.
If&itiepwd." That waa'e'day' that
THE piG PICCrCURSION
Heigh'tibere, JoSftfflenry, and all you
girls who wanVsweethearts! '
I've got a message that will make yon
laugn kinks in ytmr Tieck tickle every
sqnare inch of 'ymr ; pink cuticle from
feelin-.good('-nd about' jMenty''nilee.
square of it is
to
down in the monew
Of yon, and evjodyVejie, who nasnt
been lightning-struck or lynched to go
with v us on this-. - big - picnic excursion,
which starts today, and will stop; and ,
take on passengers at every station from
Pan Handle'to Poker Flats. "
Round fare is only Fifteen Cents,
-' Just wrap up a dime and a alf in a
brick-bat and throw It at our head,- and
if yonvdon't standinp-and swear that V
yon've got your money's worm before
yon pass two stations, then b-banged if I .
dont eat my cd bfeeches for salad, and
hire to'We .Salvation Army tossing oass
Now.Ccairades, Brothers, Friends and v -evwy
body whose gtmerosiry hasn't grown '
fast to their ribs, loian fifteen ceats;to$be
Lash, wieldex nd take it in bnnt leaiher
delivered at your office evety monfB, '
' Remember there'll br-no'particnltar
brand of politics served on the. trifti -Von
may brshfp Woodrow, slobber; Gt .civ ei
' the Bntfmoose or sing hallelniahtiVe
the Socialists and we'll not turn tae hose
onyon. -' ,; " ; B$iijy '
I plays 'I'bontin' .
house biscuit . I thrn the Rye," I want thirty seven tnons-
1 want to make you feel like you were I and of yon good Sanmritanawjlh' Hearts,
fresh married to everybody and couldn't
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nt and hnstle an hour for h- a&v'. . - A "C I
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