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25 Cents a Ycar--L. B. LAWS, Editor,
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J! Vmi Tifnrt.nnat6 fellorft who
Ar'nVfor Al fimith.4 Von:' had as
're hollow'RaTifdSmith"
l V- t -for there'irbe , a';time, ierf you
, , willt-labt if eel like hollowin g.
yww5aoisy .demonrationf vwill
suddenly - come ri?lwe ' about
' -' Noveinlpei Mhf ynth(& dull thud,
' " Everybodywith "enougK-intel--
ligence, tb'jgo m out of the rain,
knowt&at Herbert tHooer is
- going to,-ewMP country. like
ratfdatwaye.'iy Wouldn't the
republicansrelect.theircatfdidate
witffAe suppoTtifof e eiiftre
republican party and;' half the
"democratst . x ,
Smith Jsn't going jtd be beaten
butbeVgoin!1 to; be entirely
'dranieA'-'-Veycillot learn
for about a nionth, bow bad
Hooker .beat Smithy because it
wiff fequire atHeast a month to
v - 'count'the Hoover votes.
'vOandsKdefour years ago, and
-i this year Smith will be de-
:V 1 -7 Vfeated'bya ' mjountain tombling.
: t-Ni i .vw us--4.-wiuir i
its' way Jrito yoiir understanding.
V 'K'? is reported Hhatthe'demo-
4$ratic headquarter.willenstall
. ' a O-horse-powerclothes-wringer
that"JsJhe'dries.;There won't
: be, any". wets in.tbe' party after
' Kov.,' for thep party won't own
-tJhem.jAre you -going, to be a
1 mong the folks1 wfio will have to
- r:$hruthewr3nger,:; w
"Qet ready totake yonr swat
" tinVits eoniingas sure as Sun-
v , - Miss. -Fannie ItegexsV, of .New
" Bern, :N,'C may-see a Chance to
:. l Oim a! f ew f rjBr" of f - the New
T6rker'a -North; Carolina" major-
V'v-ity fby deciding tbome out, for
' 1 -'- th KortfT- Carolina ;covernoi-
Jfjthere bcrtany constitutional
objections 'to 'her -bblding. the of-
;:ini;antejid 'thel eonstltulion.
-sv 'XV ;i -Yessiheer I H , tak;e.r H upon
; . i!'55:! myself ' tofelect;her.and - stand
''rsz7 guj3f-McJiean7out: in- a corner
V Vv r-X' Xtb xsoor iwd inakef speeches for Al
, t. jSmStbJUifeJ7Ilsk.ino;rewarcl
J?:-Tv: otherrjlian the - privilege of
" .V. -1 c h vuuijLirwji jiiertti, xne lnaugu- Vote tor
-cv, " i,.--,-xw.- va wura?, uiw exmgcub ieei preity
' :f i aurora :borealis - of. ;those beauti- raiSes 'the.
rf'.hypnotisft her,andBletepuidn't do. then.
'.v?;r ' see meaJinn-aown otb sides tccLmink'a
f 7fJt; 1he; street at -pncer buV' f can
my romanti6lieni6ry feast on
; ' . vV: licrcclf elected, rd discbunt her wanting
tie aiid Jly
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0, little . brown jug, there 's many a slip
Twixt the Whiter House Door and; the Donkey's lip;
With that fellow" Hoov6r so aping the track,
I 'm af raid-3u .days won 't ever come back;
Talk bone-dry but yofe with' a.! slosh, .
gym
" Side walks of New York'
UiutnitiAiw oltiiA Trnn ndn
Trot along with Us for Smith and boozed v
Then tak'eeMg,.rsixppef .
Me and'my derby -and little brown jug? -Bf"l;:,
And when':Votesj are: countedN I earnestly think,
"We can pass around the jug and all take a drink -IH
telMilver if he sheds any tears, :-ci:
Wipe . 'em alT. away with my
gets into a pinch; I'm willing to
do anything, in the world I an
for Fannie except pUton" her
shoes, stockings ; eteVJfor ' her
when she moves intQi,the Raleigh
governor's mansion),
Miss Faniiie-Jias ) rushed, her
lovely portrait nkChe newspa
pers, and he? mouK.wliicb" indi
cates the -ample-eapacity;.for an"
entire pumpkin 'pie assures us
that she can L talk Jlromrthe cra
dle to the grav"eV ' '"''r t
This comment; doesn't mean to
suggest anyVsiileH&'air funny
business, but', my 1 political "enthu
siasm is graduallyncreasing in
geometrical -progressionT
A DARK-SIDED PICTURE,
Mister" Wprkingrniaijyoujnay
uovernor? miui1 ana
gooa ao,oui, xv tm ne
jflood-gate" to foreign
like e sayshe will
youl feet.like' eastra-
beyilledfwitV the lousy1;
mploymentf offering
caovcu. iUwvic, -ftu
ted-jiiink at,a carnival 2 : , nfest the world t. If vou do, then
Vou'Il bV;busyatyoura a 'et,yqnr .vote for Al Smith and
day job' whcnsUfldenlV'lthe fac- -yri bnldn't do inore'.to bring,
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I bra And bray,
xr Mi laKft:.jy-.S.
and give it atyfJ S,
brown-derby ears.
sixty cents' a day. JDo you know
what will happen then? You
may offer to work as cheap as
they do or you'll go out at the
door.
These foreigners who take but
two baths during their , lives
one when they are born:and one
widen they die, would be tickled
half to deathto gefifty cents
a day for their labor. That
would be double what they could
get in their own country for
work. .
Then That happens next?
Your wife and family 's standard
of living - must r -come . down to
that of the foreigner,- or you 11
remain out of employment.
In no, country; which the sun
shines, on do the people live on
a nigner sianaara xnan America.
o you wai io see America me
stamping-ground of Chinamen,
r .Italians, ; Hungarians, Russians,
and . every undesirable, class that
-Ab6nt these miserable conditions.
yway with ;s.jouti " home and all
-fvr von pome im .vow to n a-
A Letter From the Devil
1200 Brimstbn- Street,
Oct. Ik,, 1928.
Dear old Voter-straights :
It tiekles me into double-bow-knots
almost, to see you Smitho
crats trying to turn the world
oyer to me. It looks like a heap
of you democrats are playing
L hell up there on earth. When JJ.
J: you hear folks say that At Smith . : C
prohibitionists beat the: Devil
tell them that I said it was true :
If the Smithocrats haven't beat
me then I'm a yellow gophpr
I'm getting jealous of my job
That ' 4 support the party ' is "a v
regular gobler trick to get suck
ers. Keep busy telling the folks
that it is the "patriotic" fellbwi
who always supports the whole
ticket even it has a hyena on it.
Make folks believe that you
.can't scratch your ticket and bp
true to your party. This trick will
"spread more damnation on eleo
tion day than a thousand camp- t
meetings can wipe up in a. whole- -
yearfc I'm somewhat of a liar: my- , t .
seujLtbAgvtee
I.uvuu AW w MAim-AiAAaAAL L ' VUV j J ilAV f'.rj:.!
ribbon on ; Of courseaeUawS
who supports CviBDL;f-
prohiDitionxtbe- ouldnXCf
. be driven inio heaven witbvu the
Pearly-Gate standin' wide open Si
If it wasn 't foi; Al Smith and" th
; democratic party I 'd rent J. out
Hell for a skating rink, stump
the country against Hoover and'
sell my brimstone all , to Tamr
jnany. Hell without Smithocrats
would become as" 'sounding '
v brass and tinkling .cymbals
; I want all you. wet democrats
to vote for, Smith and booze. I
like booze myself. It is treason
under a mask. It robs virtue 'OH
its purity, it robs enterprise of ita
success. Smith and booze is ra
spectability in league with hell.
It pushes' criminals' to the front,
youth into crime and the aged
into the grave. It also drives vuv
tuous womanhood into lives of
shame.
Olerious old Booze !
How many sins have been
committed in thy name!
Bring out the band, and play
"Side walks of New York."
Sing songs of praise to corn li-
quer !
Patriotism, morality, humani
ty. Christianity, all for sale I 1
What do we hear? - ,
A bid! 5 -
Who bids?
Ta'mmany ! . I
What's the bid? v
Booze! , -
Going, going and gone
booze
Get on the Smith ' band-waff
on! - .. --,:-:v
All, aboard , for HelU . .
Sold for; booze.
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