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Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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were, 1 don’t blame him.”
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Remember When?
The thermometer couldn't take It.
Everyone wanted to pat you on
the back just because you bad a
sunburn.
The ice cream melted on the way
home.
Of all the people In the world,
the mosquito had to pick on you.
You held a glass of Ice water In
one hand and a fan In the other.
Those were the days.—Princeton
(Mo.) Telegraph.
Bargain Prices
Junior had eaten at a restaurant
with his parents, and with his char
acteristic observation saw his fa
ther place some small change un
der the plate, although the meaning
of the check was beyond bis under
standing.
"Did you get all that food for 15
cents?” he asked dad in a voice that
could be heard by most of the per
sons In the restaurant—Indlanao
olis News.
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BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
Hear Lloyd George
News From the Cosmos
Statesmen and Politicians
Sloan’s Fine Figures
Lloyd George, who ran the big
war tor England and won with
Arthur Brisbane
the help or om
Clemenceau, not
sympathetic with
France this time,
says England Is
dangerously In
volved and ‘‘we
shall send our
young men to
die, this time on
German soil, to
punish those ar
rogant and ag
gressive Teutons
for daring to
make prepara
tions for the de
fense of their
own sou against a roreign invader."
Lloyd George Is bitter In his de
nunciation of the suggestion that
England be dragged Into another
war. “France,” says he, “can spend
$500,000,000 on the erection of huge
fortifications. We can vote plans
which Involve expenditure of an
extra fifteen hundred million dol
lars for protection. But If the Ger
mans propose to throw up even a
pillbox to guard their famous cit
ies and their greatest Industrial
area . . . then ‘measures must be
concerted’ between the general
army staffs of Britain and France.”
The “fastest” double star Is
found, and that is the big news.
“Twin suns” close together, In the
constellation of Ophlucbus, revolve
completely around each other In
twenty months. The shortest period
of revolution for any other “binary”
star Is five years. Some revolve
only once in a hundred years.
Nature Is both fast and slow;
the electron in the atom revolves
around the proton thousands of
mlllons of times In a second. The
lens-shaped Milky Way above your
head, in which our sun is one of
thirty thousand million specks of
light, revolves once In 225,000,000
years. No limit to bigness, no
limit to smallness, apparently.
That naval conference in London
ends, quite to the satisfaction of
England, with the situation about
as it was when Hiram Johnson of
California put the situation In these
few words:
“Grent Britain builds as she pre
fers; the United States builds as
Great Britain permits.”
England actually says to the
United States, “You must build no
more cruisers with eight-inch guns;
we do not like them.” And the
United States humbly says, “All
right, then we shall not build any.”
It is the old story; England has
statesmen, we have politicians—and
some of them are Anglomaniac
snobs.
Big business, like little business,
bas had its trouble, but here and
there It is still big business. In
his annual report for General Mo
tors, Alfred P. Sloan, Jr., reports
net sales last year amounting to
$1,155,641,511, against $802,672,670
the year before; a gain of more
than two hundred and ninety-two
million dollars. That means many
new cars, and families made hap
pier. The company paid out In
wuges more than three hundred
and twenty-three million dollars, not
Including wages paid Indirectly to
thousands of workers producing ma
terials of which automobiles are
made.
Sixty of Mussolini's planes have
wiped out Harar, Ethiopia's second
biggest city, one of 40,000 inhabit
ants. “Civilized" Europe, England
leading, bemoans the fact that a
Mohammedan mosque, the Coptic
cathedral and a Catholic church
were blasted.
They forget what happened In the
big war, at Ithelms, Louvain and
elsewhere, and the German cannon
“Big Bertha” throwing at Parts
shells that might well have wrecked
Notre Dame, the Madeleine or the
Salnte Cbapelle.
War Is as ruthless as was na
ture In the earthquake that destroyed
the great cathedral of Lisbon.
When Pittsburgh Is through with
the disaster that has almost over
whelmed the city, a monument
should be erected in a park, or on
the mountainside, in honor of the
courage and recuperative energy of
the great Industrial city. With
lights turned off, water flooding the
streets, many men and women calm
ly continued their work, wearing
coal miners’ light-bearing caps, like
so many gigantic glow worms.
Americans still possess resourceful
ness and can do what they must do.
“To him that hath shall be given,’’
even In Wall street speculation.
Beginning May 1, if you buy $100
worth of stocks, you must put, $55
of your own Into the deal This will
compel small fish to operate on a
small scale and get rich slowly. If
at all.
c King Feature* Syndicate, Ine,
WNU Her**-'*.
Hi* Machine Age
How to permit the human race to
enjoy the benefits of machinery with*
out depriving men of their employ
ment Is a hard nut to crack; and It
Is not yet cracked.
HOW CARDUI HELPS
MONTH AFTER MONTH
Where there have been severe
pains every month from functional
disturbances resulting from poor;
nourishment, Cardui has helped'
thousands of women to obtain relief.
“I suffered a great deal with pain
in my side and a weakness in my
back,” writes Mrs. Walter Page, of
Evansville, Ind. *•'
“Each month I would suffer all over ande
would have to go to bed. One of my neigh**
bora told me how Cardui helped her, so I
took it and it helped me. After taking
eight bottles, I was better. I surely can
recommend Cardui for weakness and pain.**
-Of course, if Cardui does not benefit
YOU, consult a physician.
Public Speaking
Good public speaking Is a form ol
dramatic art—partly a gift and part
ly training.
Found!
My Ideal Remedy for
PAIN
•fhoueh I have tried all good
remedies Capudlne suite me
beat. It is quick and gentle."
Quickest because it is liquid—
its ingredients are already dis
solved. For headache, neural
gic. or muscle aches.
CAPUDINE
On Flirting
Men who don’t “like to get ac
quainted” never flirt.
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VEGETABLES t SHRUBS
Demand original tooled
bottles, from goer dealer
Pain in Back and Head
Mra. 1* v. tuis oi ouo l
Washington St, Dur- 1
ham, N. C., said: MI M
was very weak, suffered M
from annoying pains in ^
the small ol my hack
and would get head
aches that made me
miserable. I used Dr.
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scription and it helped g
VY/HEN kidneys function badly and j
YV you tufftr • nagging backache,1
with diuinen, burning, scanty or too
frequent urination and getting up at
night; when you feel tired, nervoui
all upset... use Doan's Pills.
Doan's ate especially for
working kidneys. Millions of
mended the
Doans Pills
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New sire, tabs. 50c. Liquid $1.00 and $US.t
16—36
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No Need to Suffer
condition. To avoid it, acid must be
by alialit—such as magnesia.
hysiciant Recommend
Milnesia Wafer*
_~ .... jt-flsvored, candy-like wafers are
pure milk of magnesia u solid form—
the most pleasant way to take it Each
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wafer is approximately equal to a full adult
dote of liquid milk of magnesia. Chewed
thoroughly, then swallowed, they
acidity in the mouth and through
digestive system and insure quick, com
plete elimination of the waste matter* that
cause gas, headaches, bloated feeling* and
• dozen other discomforts.
Milnesia Wafers come in bottle.
48, at 35c.and 60c respectively,
convenient tins for your handbag contain
ing 12 at 20c. Each wafer ia approximately
one adult dose of milk of magnesia. All
good drug storea sell andreconu
Professional samples sent tree to registered
physicians or dentists if request is made
on Drofesaional letterhead, latest f—‘—■
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