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WHERE YUH I JEST SEEM HIM /. / / FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O’LoucUUa • Bit wmim-b n,wn»tm Fare—and Hotter 1. 1 1 ll 1 ■■ '• 1 ",l" "A I 6 VMM? ONUV* FIVE BLOCKS’ ? . v/hv vou robber/ x—~ SO WHUT r ANUTHER. ARSUMIHT 'BOUT -TM'FARE*' POM'T VEZ SEE HOW foolish '-fts -r'ForT -THAT'S what WAS 3iJST TteLLlN HIM—WHV START’ SUMPIM OVER. TEN cents—1 7" ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES An Open and Shut Case By C •. JACOBSSON -fioU ^ (C lt>t, by Consolidated News Features) JUST A HABIT I “Old Mngg is telling people that he owes me a grudge.” “Don’t let that worry yon. He’s the slowest pay In town.” By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ROUTINE 808* 'SJ C*US * MOtHtR HI *4 «ou*6 om-bvutt i i.i MmutiiuMoteR MCWtj >JVM» A «WX|rtnR OH>—-V. raws, WfiftfX WEf I «4U -frmttsapwMU m «W» * uwm. « MltiDERt MMf Jlaf (0M6 WIND «E UP Cf-HtSlWEf MOWES REXtWKSS HE HM HISMOIUftOOSttS 0* WttCMJto*tt»U**> HOftOt«$OV*M» twi wevf HorviM’ W6 -foO KttS)lV WIKI w H Mora to tho Point Peddler—Would you like to buy one of my mottoes, “May Our Home Be Blessed’’; or “Eat, Drink and Be Merry ?" Mrs. Sklnnum (who keeps a boarding bouse)—No, but If you have any * art Your Appetite,” “Eat in Moderation,” “Gluttony Is a Sin,” "Pay Thy Debts,” or “Don’t Keep Late Hours,” I’ll take a dozen.” Slow Swootor Mother was buying Joan a sweat er. “Will this color run?” she asked. “Ob, no, madam,” answered the clerk, “It’s fast” Joan perked up. “How can It be fast when It won't runt” she In quired. • Tired of Waiting Dick—Was the boss annoyed when you told him I was leaving next week? Mick—Yes, he thought It was this Vis BRISBANE THIS WEEK Ethiopia Rains Bombs Six Marriage Troubles Marilyn Miller Is Dead Another Big Question Addis Ababa Is bombed by Ital ian planes from more than a mile Arthur Brisbane above the city, natives shooting at the Italian pilots withrifles that could not possibly carry one-quarter ot t h^B distance. Correspondents with receiving sets listened to the Italian pi lots talking to each other by radio. Halle Se lassie, hurrying south, was not at home when the; called. That war should soon be over. Dr. Alice E. Johnson, psychiatrist of Philadelphia’s Municipal court, gives six reasons for marriage fail ures. They are: Different family backgrounds of husband and wife; relatives interfering, especially mothers-ln-law; Infidelity; lncompat abillty; alcoholism, and a desire to “dominate.” There Is a seventh rea son, to be found In the nature of man, who Is still 9S' per cent In the age of barbarism. Marilyn Miller is dead, only thir ty-eight years old. The little town of Findlay, Ohio, or the bigger town of New York, might well erect some monument to her memory. She con tributed a great deal to human cheerfulness and happiness, and it may be said of her, as Samuel John-, son said, referring to the death of the great actor, Garrick, that her death “eclipsed the gayety of na tions and Impoverished the public’s stock of harmless pleasure.” A lady who signs “B. A. G.” Is Interested In very serious things. She writes: “The more I hear of those big armies, the more I am re minded of the huge population of hell. What Is your Idea of hell?” That big question may be an swered later. An aged colored man once told his pastor: “I don’t believe in hell, because I don’t think any constitution could stand It” “It worries me,” says a lady, "that so many men are afraid of poverty here upon earth, and not afraid of hell.” Miss B. A. G. Is certain that hell Is real, a belief that must be comforting to those anxious to have the wicked punished. Wlnthrop W. Aldrich, head of the Chase National bank, biggest In America, knows about money, as did his father before him, the late senator from Rhode Island, who Invented the Federal Reserve plan and put It through. Mr. Aldrich thinks it would not be a good idea to turn money loose and encourage a speculative, stock-gambling boom. He remembers 1929. Under certain circumstances "the prospect of Inflation Is very grave Indeed,” says Mr. Aldrich. When a woman starts, she keeps going, nearly always. Nothing could stop Joan of Arc, Dr. Mary Walker, or NelUe Bly on her trip around the world. Now Amy Johnson, married name Molllson, sets out alone in a streamlined monoplane to beat the record on a flight to Cape Town and back. All alone, down to the other side of the world and back again, over ocean, forests, wild beasts and wild er men. And fools used to say women lacked courage! ' An offensive and defensive treaty between Japan and Germany, like the one between France and Russia, is considered a certainty. It should be possible for nations that want to survive and prosper to get together and let others that must fight kill each other off ontU they tire of it This country, at least, should carry out that plan. Japan and Russia have passed from the “warning” stage to border fighting on the Russian side. Planes, war tanks and heavy artillery are taken across the Manchukuo border by Russia, and that “looks like busi ness." Russia wilt soon know how much Mongolia will be worth aa a pro tection against Japan, and Europe may soon know the value of Russia as a protection against Asia. The Canadian Press news service says Canada's wealth has shrunk al most six thousand million dollars since 1929. That will be only a tem porary shrinkage. Ton know that England Is worried about something when you read that she now demands that the league establish an oil embargo against Italy. A little late, but It is explained that England is outraged by Italy’s use of poison gas against the Ethiopians. Mussolini used something worse Rian poison gas against England when he,occupied the Lake Tana region. • Kins Features Syndicate. I no, WNIJ Ser»**».. mm 1 HOUSEWIFE When serving lettuce be sore that no water Is on the leaves when french dressing is added. The water will spoil the dressing and the oil will not adhere to the lettnce. Do not put dressing on lettuce until It Is to be served. • • * Soap Improves with keeping, so when the stores offer sales of soap, It Is economy to buy a quantity of it If you are able to store it In a cool, dry place. • • • Cold roast beef toughens if cooked for any length of time In hot gravy. It is better to heat gravy and pour over the meat when ready to serve. • • • When papering a room cut off the left-hand selvage on rolls before you begin to paste. Leave right-hand selvage uncut The overlapping meth od of papering is far easier than try ing to place two edges together. If a fish bone gets caught in the throat, suck a lemon and the Juice will quickly dissolve the bone. To make frosting adhere to a cake, dust a little flour over the top of the cake and you will have no difficulty in making the frosting stick. Do not add dressing to a salad until just before salad is to be served. If salad greens are allowed to stand in dressing for any length of time, they will wilt. • • * Gelatin for fruit desserts should be whipped until the consistency of whipped cream, thick enough to pre vent fruit settling to bottom of mold. Don't keep gas stove burners turned on full after foods begin to boil. Turn burners down and keep down gas bills. You can’t kill plant lice with a poison. You must dose them with some kind of liquid that will smoth er them to death. Kerosene emulsion or tobacco dust will do this. Q Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. Farm Is Bachelor’s Haven in Leap Year Excitement^. Turn plowboy for the season and spend leap year on the farm was Prof. E. T. Hiller’s advice to bach elors who want to stay that way dur ing 1936. The leap year chase is most strenuous in the city, the Illi nois university sociologist said, be cause there are a couple of unmarried women for every male. Are some SEEDS j more Intelligent than others ? Maybe you think BJ it impossible to Rn breed vegetable I and flower seeds E that know how to I grow. Well, it I isn’t! For that’s I exactly what The E Ferry- Morse 1 Seed Breeding ■ Institute is doing at its stations in I Rochester, Mich., and Salinas, Cal, J Cucumbers eight inches long—• 1 no more, no less; solid red beets;; I carrots that are practically core- I less; rust-resistant snapdragons,, Just a few of our achievements 11 Year-in, year-out, new strains, adapted to varying soil and climate conditions, are being developed ... existing quality is being improved and protected. After thorough tests for germination and purity, prog eny of the foundation stocks is offered for planting in your garden. You’ll find them listed in your copy of our Home Garden Catali Look for the Ferry display in your local stores. Ferry -Mora* Seed Co.,Detroit and San THE FERRY-MORSE BREEDING INSTITUTI Dnoitd to improving and maintaining quality of Amotion'a gardon taait. Seeking Happiness Try to let happiness “pursue" occasionally It catches up. ■tfnyiBS"-*M THE COUEMAN LAMM AND STOW l