BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
A King’s Farewell
Good Soldier Obeys
An If or Two
40,000,000 Degrees
Paris.—To "last words of dying
men” will be added those of
Artknr Brisbane
the late King
George of Eng
land — "X am
sorry to keep
you waiting like
this.” Typical of
a good, modest
king, always
obedient to du
ty.
At the request
of his ministers,
including Sir
John Simon,
who waited up
on him at the
last moment,
the king strug
gled pathetically to sign his name
to a state paper, succeeded, then,
turning to his advisers, spoke those
last words, followed by a smile
and nod with which he was accus
tomed to end an audience.
This was published in the Star
of Johannesburg, South Africa, in
a Reuter dispatch. Mr. Gunia
sends the clipping from Gibsonia,
Pa. Much obliged.
T$je Italian soldier Badoglio, in
the striking uniform of an Italian
marshal, returned to Rome and
embraced Mussolini, who wore the
uniform of a corporal of fascist
militia. Napoleon also liked to be
called the “little corporal.’’
Marshal Badoglio is an Italian
soldier who obeys orders. When
Mussolini’s forces were marching
on Rome, Badoglio, according to
the story, said to the king: “What
shall I do—wipe them out?” The
king ordered: “No; no violence.”
Now, Mussolini rules, and on his
orders Badoglio wipes out Haile
Selassie and the government of
Ethiopia.
Anything could happen in Eu
rope, and one of the things con
sidered quite possible, extremely
disturbing to respectable old Eng
land and others, is an agreement
between Mussolini and Hitler to
make “a deal on Austria” profita
ble for both; not for Austria.
There is always, however, the
memory of 1914, when Austria, Ita
ly and the Kaiser had the triple
alliance that did not “stand up.”
Such alliances usually go along
racial lines, if they are to last.
France and Italy are natural al
lies, both Latin; England and the
United States would probably be
found not far apart if a really big
World war should ever come, with
one or two other IFS.
Science proudly demonstrates for
the Westinghouse company a new
lamp that “rivals the beams of the
sun." The demonstrator explained
that the temperature at the sun’s
surface is about 11,732 degrees
Fahrenheit, while the new lamp
reaches 25,232 degrees Fahrenheit
That however, as scientists know,
is a long way from the sun’s best
temperature.
' According to Sir James Jeans,
there prevails in the depths of the
sun temperature of "forty million
degrees centigrade,” which is con
siderably higher than any man
made temperature.
If you came within 1,000 miles of
• 5 cent piece with a tempera
ture of 40,000,000 degrees centi
grade, you would be burned to a
cinder; hard to believe, but true.
England protested against raising
the elevation of guns on American
warships because that would make
cur guns shoot too far. In case of
war we might hit a British ship
lined up against us.
Are animals capable of any
thought?
A dog on Prince Edward island,
whining and howling with its muz
zle against a pile of clothing on
the edge of a pool, attracted men
who took from the water the bod
ies of two brothers, fifteen and sev
enteen years old. Could the dog
have "thought out” a connection
between the clothing and the dis
appearance of its young owners?
At Ur, ancient city of the Chal
deans. they show a gigantic brick
temple, recently uncovered, where
It has lain in the ground covered
through the agea. It was con
structed originally, like the tower
of Babel, to enable the builders
to get up into heaven and reach
the gods. First they invented those
pagan gods, and then they actually
believed in them.
The United States navy has or
dered 191 "bomber" airplanes;
cheerful small news.
It is to be hoped that the govern
ment Is trying to build bomber
planes able to fly any ocean.
If war came, our bombing opera
tions could be carried on in coun
tries across the Atlantic or the
Pacific. We should not want to
do any bombing in America. Aft
er the first experiment, no country
would send any ships within easy
bombing or submarine range of
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President Roosevelt Is
Renominated by Acclaim
PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D.
ROOSEVELT was renominated
by unanimous acclaim by the Dem
ocratic National convention in Phil
adelphia, receiving the conven
tion's entire 1,100 votes on the first
ballot Vice President John N.
Garner was likewise renominated
for that position by acclaim.
At a great public massmeeting
in Franklin field, Philadelphia, at
tended by 110,000 people on the
evening of the convention’s ad
journment President Roosevelt and
Vice President Gamer were offi
cially notified of their selection
and responded with acceptance
speeches.
The President sounded the battle
cry of his campaign for re-election
by denouncing “economic royalists
who hide behind the American flag
President
Roosevelt
ana L-onsuiuuun.
The convention
unanimously adopt
ed a strong New
Deal platform and
voted the abolition
of the historic two
thirds rule.
The sessions were
marked with ex
treme enthusiasm.
Party harmony and
a determination to
stand militantly on
uic auinuusirauun s rewuiu m uic
past three years and present a
united front in the coming cam
paign characterized the convention.
The abolition of the two-thirds
rule for the nomination of candi
dates was one of the significant
achievements. This rule, which
had been in use for more than 100
years, was superseded by the adop
tion of the rules committee’s report
recommending that at future con
ventions only a bare majority be
required for nomination. While
some southern and the eastern and
western states opposed abrogation,
they were reconciled to it by the
committee's recommendation that
changes be made in the apportion
ment of delegates.
The platform pledged continu
ance of soil conservation, benefit
payments to farmers, a sound cur
rency, a balanced budget and a
constitutional amendment if nec
essary, to achieve the party's
broad social program. It praised
the accomplishments of the New
Deal in a preamble, declaring that
it planned to continue them in the
interest of the nation. The plat
form’s keynote was that the Roose
velt administration has put and
will keep the nation "on the road
to recovery and prosperity.’’
Regarding the Constitution, the
platform declared that while the
Republican platform proposes to
meet national problems by action
of the separate states, the Demo
cratic party recognizes that mini
mum wages, maximum hours, child
labor, monopolistic and unfair busi
ness practices, dust storms, drouth
and floods could not be handled
by states. It stated:
“If these problems cannot be ef
fectively solved by legislation with
in the Constitution, we shall seek
such clarifying amendments as will
assume to the legislatures of the
several states and to the congress
of the United States each within its
proper jurisdiction, the power to
enact those laws which the state
and federal legislatures within
their respective spheres shall find
necessary, in order adequately to
regulate commerce, protect public
health and safety and safeguard
economic security. , Thus we pro
pose to maintain the letter and spir
it of the Constitution.’’
In addition to soil conservation
and benefit payments, the farm
plank pledged the Democrats io fi
nancing share-croppers and tenants
in buying lands; favored commodi
ty loans on farm surpluses and re
tirement of ten million acres of
submarginal land from production
and rural rehabilitation.
Railway Pension Acts
Declared Unconstitutional
PENSIONS for railway ' workers
received a setback when the Dis
trict of Columbia Supreme court
ruled unconstitutional two acts
passed by congress last year.
The court held that the govern
ment had no right to levy or col
lect taxes to finance the rail pen
sions and invalidated as “insepara
ble” a companion tax measure pro
viding for payment of the pensions.
Both acts were passed last year
under the sponsorship of the ad
ministration and with the support
of railway labor leaders after the
United States Supreme court had
held unconstitutional the 1034 rail
way retirement act They were
designed to meet the high court's
objections.
One of the measures involved
levies upon railroads an ex
cise tax of three and one-half per
cent “of the compensation not in
excess of $300 per month paid to
its employees.” Workers would
have paid a three and one-half per
cent income tax upon their wages
not in excess of $300 per month, j
The money thus collected would go
into a pension fund. The other act
established the retirement system
for employees at the age of sixty
five. with pensions ranging up to
$120 per month.
Farm Income Up 90 Per Cent,
A. A. A. Report Sets Forth
An INCREASE of 90 per cent in
the cash farm income on cot
ton, wheat, tobacco, corn and hogs
from 1932 to 1935 was recorded un
der the Agricultural
Adjustment act, in
validated by the
Supreme court last
January, according
to the annual re
port of Chester C.
Davis, former ad
ministrator, made
public in Washing
ton.
Cash farm in
come from these
five major farm
Chester Davis
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tion control, rental and benefit pay
ments was $1,365,000,000 in 1932, the
year before the AAA became oper
ative. For 1935 it was $2,593,000,000.
The report pointed out that cash
farm income from all other prod
ucts increased in the same period
from $3,012,000,000 to $4,307,000,000.
Mr. Davis, who was recently ap
pointed by President Roosevelt to
the Federal Reserve board, de
clared that cash available for liv
ing’ expenses, taxes and interest
from farm cash income was the
highest in 1935 since 1929, and two
and one-half times greater than it
was in 1932.
Under the AAA, the report sets
forth, rental and benefit payments
accounted for one-fourth of the in
crease in all cash farm income
from $4,377,000,000 in 1932 to $6,
900,000,000 in 1935.
Strikes in Provinces
Continue French Unrest
PERSISTENCE of strikes in the
provinces kept France in a state
of unrest. A gain of 225,000 new.
members was reported by the gen
eral confederation of labor, organ
ized labor’8 official body.
Altogether it was estimated that
100,000 workers were still absent
from their jobs, in spite of reports
of strike settlements in scattered
sections throughout the country.
The French Riviera witnessed a
general exodus of foreign tourists
from 450 hotels and resorts follow
ing a lockout by the proprietors.
The hotels were closed indefinitely
after' the employers declared they
could not meet workers’ demands
for more pay and shorter hours.
This retaliation by the owners
against the threat of a workers’
strike upset the summer tourist
season, one of the most profitable
to the French.
Gov. Landon Makes Plans
for Notification Speech
IN ESTES PARK, Colo., Gov. Al
fred M. Landon, Republican
Presidential nominee, continued his
vacation begun with his family the
Gov. London
week before and
made plans for re*
convening of the
Kansas legislature
and for the accept
ance speech he will
deliver in Topeka
on July 23.
Although Gover
nor Landon was
resting preparatory
to the rigors of the
campaign, affairs of
his state and confer
ences wun pouucai aovisers occu
pied/ considerable of his attention.
When the Kansas legislature re
convenes a proposed amendment to
the state constitution will be intro
duced, giving the state broad pow
er to provide far-reaching legisla
tion for social welfare and to co
operate with the federal govern
ment Governor Landon was quot
ed as describing the proposed
amendment as "satisfactory.”
The amendment which may be
the basis for similar action in oW
er states, reads:
"Nothing contained in this con
stitution shall be construed to lim
it . the power of the legislature to
enact laws providing for financial
assistance to aid infirm or depen
dent persons; for the public health;
unemployment compensation and
general social security and provid
ing for the payment thereof by tax
or otherwise and to receive aid
from the federal government there
for."
Charles P. Taft and Ralph W.
Robey, two members of his re
search and advisory staff, were
scheduled to join the Republican
Presidential nominee and to pro
vide him with further data for the
notification ceremony speech—the
first major political statement
since his Cleveland nomination.
In the meantime, John Hamil
ton, newly elected chairman of the
Republican National committee,
was on a tour of the Bast con
ferring with political leaders and
laying lines for the party’s strate
gy in the coming Presidential cam
Sever* Drouth Damage
Brings Federal Action
TIHTH thousands of acres of
VV spring wheat destroyed
through drouth and with vast corn
growing regions threatened, the fed
eral government undertook a com
prehensive campaign to alleviate
human distress and property loss,
and stricken areas were placed in
the hands of a special drouth com
mittee by Secretary of Agriculture
Wallace, with instructions to pro
ceed immediately with a plan of
co-ordination.
Secretary Wallace named Jess
W. Tapp, assistant agricultural ad
justment administrator, as chair
man of the committee. Four oth
ers appointed were: C. W. Warbur
ton, director of the Agricultural
Extension Service; Hugh H. Ben
nett, chief of the Soil Conservation
Service; A. G. Black, chief of the
Bureau of Agricultural Economics; I
and W. F. Callender, assistant ag
ricultural adjustment administra
tor. Joseph L. Bailey, assistant re
settlement administrator, will also
serve with the committee.
The committee’s attention was
turned immediately to drouth con
ditions and relief need in North Da
kota, South Dakota, Minnesota,
Montana and Wyoming, but offi
cials were watching anxiously the
increasing drouth damage in South
Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee and
parts of Kentucky, Alabama, Mis
sissippi and Arkansas.
The work of six government
agencies will be supervised and co
ordinated by the comAiittee in its
work on drouth relief. These are:
the Agricultural Adjustment Ad
ministration, the Public Works Ad
ministration, the Federal Surplus
Commodities corporation, the Rur
al Resettlement Administration,
the Relief Administration, and Rur
al Rehabilitation and Soil Conser
vation Service.
League of Nations Meets
to Lift Sanctions
WHILE representatives of lead
ing powers gathered in Gene
va to lift League of Nations eco
nomic sanctions against Italy and
the refugee emper
or Haile Selassie
of Ethiopia pre
pared to plead the
cause of his nation’s
freedom, European
statesmen consid
ered the possibility
of a reorganization
and reformation of
the League.
Observers agreed
that while informal
discussions on the
Haile Selassie
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it was probable that the question of
reorganizing the international pact
body would be postponed until the
September assembly.
Steel Industry Resists
Drive for Unionization
DEFYING a drive to force union
ization of its 500,000 workers,
the steel industry in a strongly
worded statement issued by the
American Iron and Steel institute
declared “it will oppose any at
tempt to compel its employees to
join a union or pay tribute for the
right to work.”
Although the statement did not
mention him by name, it was re
garded by observers as the first
official response to the recent an
nouncement by John L. Lewis,
president of the United Mine Work
ers of America, of a campaign to
unionize steel employees.
In order to prevent the "closed
shop,” the industry said It “will
use its resources to the best of its
ability to protect its employees
and their families from intimida
tion, coercion and violence and to
aid them in maintaining collective
bargaining free from interference
from any source.”
The unionization attempt comes
at the time when steel operations
have set a new record for 1936.
Reasserting its belief in the prin
ciples of collective bargaining, the
industry’s statement pointed out
that employees now pick their own
representatives for collective bar
gaining by secret ballot
International Conference
Seeks Mediterranean Peace
MEETING in Montreaux, Switz
erland, an international con
ference sought settlement of milt,
tary and naval problems in the
Mediterranean. The conference
had'been called by the powers as
a result of Turkey's request to
fortify the Dardanelles, which were
demilitarized under the Lausanne
treaty of 1823.
The possible threat of Russia's
growing naval strength caused an
alignment of the British and Jap
anese. Japan announced it was
willing to accept any limitation on
Japanese warships authorized to
enter the Black sea. providing sim
ilar restrictions wore placed on
Russian warships leaving it.
Russia demanded tree westward
passage of warships and subma
rines out of the Black sea through
the Dardanelles, adding she was
unable to see why other powers
not bordering on this body of wa
ter desired unlimited passage to
it Because of her mutual as
sistance pact with the Soviet
France #as expected to side with
Russia.
The possibility of a mutual as
sistance pact in the Mediterrane
an loomed with Britain leading the
way and seeking Italy’s participa
tion. Such a step would extend a
series of such pacts which were
concluded between Britain and
Franco, Jugoslavia,. Qreece and
time
Iblmhi about
SANTA MONICA, CALIF.
So soon as this, with
both tickets just put up, folks
already are saying this is start
ing out to be a bitter campaign
—the bitterest, perhaps, since
away back in 1896.
My guess Is these prophets don’t
realize the twentieth part of it I’m
Irvin S. Cobb
reminded of what
happened when my
old friend. Col. Bill
Hayward, sailed
with his negro regi
ment for France
during the war.
The outfit em
barked at night.
Next morning, when
the transport was
well out at sea a
pop-eyed trooper
from the interior
South stood staring
ax xne encuess watery expanse.
“Boy!” he exclaimed to a com
panion, “dis sho’ is one big ocean!”
“Mos’ doubtless,” stated the sec
ond soldier, “but, son, whut you's
lookin’ at now is only jes de top
layer.”
The Union Party
AT CLEVELAND there was har
mony and a quiet interment lor
the old Guard. At Philadelphia
the proceedings moved along on
greased rollers. But for real ex
citement, wait until that new Union
party holds its convention.
Then will be the'signal to remove
the women and children to a place
ol safety. Just consider who’ll be
there:
The inflationists who think that,
as long as we have government en
graving plants and printing presses,
money should be plentiful. The
group committed to the idea that,
if the farmer won’t do something
for himself, something should be
done for the farmer. Doctor Town
send, with his project to provide old
age pensions for everybody over
sixty except Congressman McGoar
ty. Father Coughlin, calling for so
cial justice and better radio hook
ups. Huey Long’s successor, who’d
share the wealth and make every
man a king.
• • •
A1 Smith’s Strategy
AS AN old-time headliner of po
litical vaudeville, AL Smith
should have known better than to
pull that ancient wheeze—shooting
at Philadelphia letter carriers on a
Sunday afternoon.
And besides, think of the desper
ate chance he and his supporting
quartet of sharpshooters took:
come between a mother panther
and her cubs; come between a
Frenchman and his fracas; come
between a radio announcer and his
elocution, but never, right on the
eve of their national convention, try
to come between a flock of office
holding Democrats and the pros
pect of four more uninterrupted
years of the same.
Trouble of Traveler*
OUTSIDE the larger cities, when
a hotel manager wishes to show
a special guest special atten
tion, he assigns him to the bed
chamber of state which usually is
oh the second floor. Invariably is
at the front of the house and nearly
always on the comer where elec
tric signs twinkle merrily till
daylight in the poor sleepless
wretch’s eyes.
And along toward 2 a. m. a party
named Dewey, standing in the
street below, will start telling a
party named Pink, about sumpin
mighty comical that’s come up
Sad’day night whereupon Pink will
be moved to recall a few social
reminiscences of his own.
• • •
Convention Invocations
ALTHOUGH a southerner—how
ever, not working at the trad<
as steadily as some—I have U
snicker when a Democratic senatoi
walks out on his own conventioi
because a colored preacher a ski
the divine blessing on its delibera
tlons. Which reminds me:
.The first time that great Texan
Jim Hogg, ran for the governorship
his party split The bolters joinec
with the Republican outfit—most
ly black—to put up a fusion ticket
At this pinto convention, the Rev
“Sin Killer” Griffin, a famous blacl
evangelist delivered the invoca
tion. In concluding, he threw ai
unexpected bombshell into the pie
bald ranks by earnestly urging thi
Lord to put Hogg in the govemor’i
chair.
Terrific uproar ensued. Finally «
dusky stalwart got the floor.
“I moves,” he bellowed, "dat dll
yere traitorsome and on-Republik
in prayer be expunged from d<
record.”
Majestically, "Sin Killer" erectet
himself.
“I rises,” he stated, “to a p’in
of order. It’s too lata to expungi
frum de record a prayer which al
ready done got to heaven more’!
five minutes ago.”
IRVIN 8. COBB.
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• • •
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frigerator or ice box. Wait until
they have cooled.
• • •
Chamois wet in cold water and
wrung dry will polish mahogany
furniture that has become cloudy.
• • •
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• • •
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Syllables Test
In this test there are two col
umns of syllables. Take a syllable
out of the first column and unite
it with one in the second column
to form a word. When you are
finished, you should have ten com
plete words.
First Column; Second Column:
1. ser
2. cul
con
4. pi
5. pre
6. ac
7. lo
8. ex
9. pro
10. bar
1. lot
2. tion
3. duce
4. prit
5. geant
6. sume
7. duct
8. gain
9. cal
10. pert
Answers
1. sergeant. 6. action.
2. culprit.
3. conduct.
4. pilot.
5. presume
7. local.
8. expert.
9. produce.
10. bargain.
Three Things
Write your name in kindness,
love, and mercy, on the hearts
of thousands you come in contact
with year by year; you will nev
er be forgotten. Your name and
your deeds will be as legible on
the hearts you leave behind you
as the stars on the brow of eve
ning.—Thomas Chalmers.
WHEN
EYES BURN
Get Quick, Safe
Relief with *
It Is Well
Most of the illusions we recov
er from; and we’re glad of it.
Costly Compliment
There is nothing so expensive
as an undeserved compliment.
FOUR
DOLLARS A HEALTH
The successful pcnon is s healthy per
son. Don’t let yourself be handicapped
by tick headaches, a sluggish condition,
stomach "nerves” and other dangerous
signs of over-acidity.
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HEARTBURN?
Its surprising how many have heart
burn. Hurried eating, overeating, heavy
SLOP SOUNDLY
Lack of exercise and injudicious eating
make stomachs acid. You mint neu
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soundly all night and wake up feeling
refreshed and really fit.
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