BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
One Big Catch
War Comes Closer
More Houses Needed
Would Not Eat Ladies
President Roosevelt, interrupting
bis Journey to attend to official
business, did a lit
Arthur Brisbane
ue nsmng rrom a
whale boat oft
Port-of Spain. It
wai poor Ashing,
but the President
did not complain;
he caught some*
thing worth while
on election day—
to catch forty-six
out of a possible
forty-eight Ash ia
good Ashing.
Europe and
Asia seem to be
getting a little
closer to war, al
though many wise ones think it still
tar' oil.
Germany admits willingness .to
side with Japan in a fight against
bolshevism. Practical Stalin, man
of few words, tells Japan what he
thinks of her pact with Germany by
refusing to renew a treaty that per
mits Japan to fish in Russian water
off the coast of eastern Siberia.
■ftiat Ashing privilege is vitally
important to the feeding of Japan’s
surplus millions, increasing at the
rate of one million new Japanese
every year.
Langdon Post, New York’s com
missioner of housing, tells the Amer
ican Federation of Labor that a
great national shortage of houses
exists, because there has been no
building. New York City, especially,
is in a bad way, according to Mr.
Post; there the shortage in housing
“may have tragic consequences.”
That is good ne'ws for the build
ing trades, and temporarily good
news for landlords; they will not
overbuild. As usual, politicians will
seize the opportunity to raise taxes,
and presently money lenders will
be once more selling real estate un
der foreclosures.
Life is a brief game of seesaw
—now up, that is prosperity; then
down, that is depression. The bud
get is not the only thing that needs
balancing.
Our neighbor, Nicaragua, well ad
vanced in modern intelligence, es
tablishes a military flying school,
orders fighting planes from the Unit
ed States, hires a first-class instruc
tor. There is progress everywhere,
and you realize it when you read in
chapter 38 of Westermarck’s “The
Origin and Development of the Mo
ral Ideas":
In ancient Nicaragua women were
held unworthy to perform any duty
in connection with the temples, and
were immolated outside the temple
ground of the large sanctuaries, and
even their flesh was unclean food for
the high priest, who accordingly ate
only the flesh of males.
What a Jump from a civilization
in which the high priest would not
eat ladies that had been slaughtered
to a modern air school in which
young Nicaraguan women, once ex
cluded from the temples, will be al
lowed to fly planes and learn how
to release bombs!
Schumann • He ink. a (list of die
operatic etage, and a fine example
to all women, is dead at seventy
five.
Young ladies who say “I can't
have children because I must havi
a career," and sometimes have
neither, please observe that Mme.
Schumann - Heink had a magnifi
cent artistic career and many chil
dren also, including two boys killed
in the big war, and one on a sub
marine, who survived.
Winston Churchill, able English
man, thinks Great Britain, France
and the United States should remain
"one in support of democracy,"
and calls die United States “a ctjlld
of our blood and ideals.” This coun
try is die child of many different
kinds of blood and ideals. Greater
New York includes the biggest
Italian dty in the world, bigger
than Rome or Milan; more than a
million of Italian birth or descent
The same New York contains two
million Jews, many more than ever
were in Palestine.
Colombia has written a new con
stitution, authorizing its govern
ment, among other things, to con
fiscate private property without
paying the owners. Conservative
citizens of Colombia call that “com
munistic," which seems hardly an
exaggeration.. 'i,- .
_ pay increases, more bo
nuses, more distribution of accu
mulated surplus by big corporations.
Sixty - five thousand workers in
textile and shoe industries team
that they are to have Christmas
bonuses and better wages.
female geniuses,
Hurst and Agnes Rep
about book writing,
lys it is “peril
Hurst says no.
»«y an depends on the
you write and the
WmJwvub
Trade Leaders Ask That
Work Relief Be Ended
TpHAT work relief as admlnis
* tered by the federal gover*
ment be gradually discontinued
the recommendation of the board
RSf ?
J. W. O’Leary
United States
Chamber of Com
merce. The board
adopted a report of
a committee headed
by John W. O’Leary
of Chicago which
held that the work
relief “proves in op
eration to fall far
short of its purposes
and to create new
problems.”
“The committee.”
saia me report, "does not propose
sudden and instantaneous stoppage.
Those gradual steps should be taken
which are always essential when ad
justments have to be made upon a
considerable scale.
“There is at present danger that,
ceasing to have work for unem
ployed persons as its function, this
activity will undertake to replace
some of the functions of private en
terprise in advancing recovery.
There can be no substitute for pri
vate enterprise in the development
of improved economic conditions.”
These five general conclusions
from its study were set forth by
the committee:
Experience has demonstrated the
difficulty of attempting to obtain ac
curate figures on unemployment
through census methods.
Estimates of unemployment on a
national basis are necessarily inac
curate and lend themselves to exag
geration.
Projects of work relief should not
be allowed to take the place in any
degree of established agencies for
performance of government func
tions.
Projects of work relief should not
’>e permitted to compete in any de
gree with private enterprise for
workers, skilled or unskilled, and
should be so conducted as to en
courage workers to seek private
employment
It is evident that further advance
in business activities will require
the services in private enterprise of
persons now on work relief at pub
lic expense.
Divided Court Upholds
Work Insurance Law
N1W YORK’S state’s unemploy
ment insurance law was up
held by an equally divided United
States Supreme court Justice Har
lan Fiske Stone being absent on
account of illness and taking no
part in consideration of the case.
There was no formal opinion and
no announcement of the lineup of
the court.
In the opinion of legal experts the
court’s action has wide implications
affecting not only state employment
insurance and other social legisla
tion, but also the administraUon’s
social security program.
C. I. O. Unions to Remain
Suspended by A. F. of L.
By A vote of 21,679 to 2,043 the
convention of the American
Federation of Labor approved the
action of the executive council in
suspending the ten unions that are
with John L. Lewis in his Com
mittee for Industrial Organization
movement. However the convention
accepted the advice of President
Green and voted to renew the coun
cil’s offer to talk peace with the
rebel unions and to give the council
power to caU a special federation
convention and expel the rebels if
peace negotiations fail.
Labor Wants More Money
for La Follette Inquiry
WHILE it was figuring what to
do in the matter of the sus
pended C. I. O. unions, the Ameri
can Federation of Labor in conven
tion at Tampa dealt with a number
of other topics. Among these was
the adoption of a report a? the com
mittee on legislation demanding of
congress additional appropriations
for the special senatorial sub-com
mittee investigating violations of
civil liberties. This group, headed
by La Follette of Wisconsin, has
confined its Investigations almost
wholly to activities of employers in
combating unions or in protecting
their plant* against mob violence
during strikes. A large part of the
testimony taken haa concerned
agencies which furnish professional
strikebreakers or which sell arms
and tear gas to industrial corpora
tions.
The report said: “Millions of dol
lars will be available to defeat the
La Follette investigation. If our re
ports are as accurate as we believe
them to be, then the greatest and
most adroit lobby that has ever op
erated in Washington is being or
ganized to kill this astounding ex
pose of the raising, financing and
directing of private armies.”
Officials of detective agencies thgt
supply guards for industrial plants
assert the real purpose of the La
Follette investigation is to make con
among easier lor John !•. Lewis'
committee on industrial organiza
tion to promote unionization of steel,
coal, and textile workers accord
ing to the industrial union plan.
They said Lewis delivered several
million votes to Franklin D. Roose
velt last November 3 and is in a
position to seek a pay off.
In Washington, John J. Abt, coun
sel for the La Follette subcommit
tee, announced the dispatch of ques
tionnaires to 700 detective agencies
in all parts of the country.
J. E. Davies Appointed
Ambassador to Russia
JOSEPH E. DAVIES, wealthy
lawyer of Washington, has
served the Democratic party in va
rious ways for many years and has
contributed liberally
to its campaign
funds, and now he'
has been rewarded.
President Roosevelt
has appointed him
American ambassa
dor to Soviet Russia,.
to succeed William
C. Bullitt, who was
transferred to the
Paris embassy.
Mr. Davies, whose
wife is the former
Mrs. Marjorie rost
Hutton, heiress of the big Post cere
al fortune, is a native of Wisconsin
and practiced law in that state un
til 1913, when he went to Washing
ton. He was chairman of the fed
eral trade commission under Presi
dent Wilson in 1915-’ 16, and was
taken along by Wilson as an eco
nomic adviser to the Versailles con
ference. Before that he had served
as western manager of Wilson’s
campaign and as secretary of the
Democratic national committee,
and he was offered in 1918 the am
bassadorship to Russia, to Italy and
the governorship of the Philippines.
He declined, however, so he could
run for the United States senate
from Wisconsin. He was defeated.
He was active during the recent
campaign, serving on the advisory
committee at Democratic headquar
ters in New York.
President Roosevelt signed the
Davies commission before he left on
Us South American cruise, but the
announcement was withheld until
word was received from the soviet
government that Davies was per
sona grata at Moscow.
Spanish Rebels Recognized
by Italy and Germany
MUSSOLINI and Hitler threw
Europe into spasms of alarm
by suddenly calling into session the
ministerial councils of Italy and
Gen. Franco
uermany and
causing them to rec
ognize formally the
Fascist government
of Gen. Francisco
Franco as the legal
government of war
torn Spain. It was
taken for granted
that Austria and
Hungary would fol
low suit. Maj. Ra
mon Fraiico, broth
er of the Spanish in
surgent chieftain.
had been in Rome and probably
informed II Duce that the general,
whose attacks on Madrid were meet
ing with unexpected resistance,
might lose the war unless he were
given active support by the nations
that sympathized with his cause.
Mussolini and Hitler did not immedi
ately announce that they would quit
the international agreement for in
tervention in Spain,
Great Britain and Russia were
stunned by the action of the two
dictators and cabinet meetings were
hurriedly called. The British are
determined not to be drawn into
the Communist-Fascist conflict btft
they believe that Italy and Ger
many, especially the former, have
designs in the Mediterranean that
would peril Britain's seaway to the
Orient and are preparing to meet
any such threat. Russia’s reaction
was awaited breathlessly, and the
soviet government was being pro
voked still further by the fact that
General Franco declared a block
ade of the port of Barcelona, cap
ital of the almost independent prov
ince of Catalonia. This move cer
tainly was made to stop the landing
of munitions and food from Russia
destined for the Spanish loyalist
forces. England, France and other
nations were greatly concerned over
the blockade, for the port is largely
used by their shipping. The Spanish
rebels have created a strongly forti
fied port at Palma on the island of
Mallorca that can be used as a
base for bombardment of Barce
lona from the sea.
Foreign Secretary Anthony Eden
told the house of commons that Brit
ish ships on the high seas would be
protected against interference by
either side in the Spanish,war.
According to the loyalist govern
ment, submarines, "either Italian
or German." attacked Spanish gov
ernment warships at the entrance
to the Cartagena harbor and torpe
doed the cruiser Miguel ds Cervan
tes.
President Warns Business
to Aid Employment
SAILING from Charleston aboard
the e r u i a e r Indianapolis for
Buenos Aires and the Pan-American
peace conference. President Roose
velt directed the release of a state
ment in which he announced that
the government will continue to
spend money on a work relief pro
gram until July 1, 1938 gt least It
is estimated that congress will be
asked to appropriate as mach as
$1,900,000,000 for relief in the next
session.
Although he professed himself
gratified at the Inroads upon unem
ployment by industry, fee President
commented upon the fact that pri
vate business has not yet absorbed
vast masses of the unemployed and
that millions of persons remain on
the Works Progress administration
pay roll and other governmental
agencies.
Mr. Roosevelt declared it w a s
“widely known” that many of the
largest industries will not hire work
ers over forty years of age. To a
large extent, he charged, this policy
is responsible for the relatively
large number of older workers on
relief. And industry must expand
opportunities for the hiring of un
skilled workers, he said.
The mayors of the United States,
in annual conference in Washington,
were gratified by assurances from
both Harold Ickes, head of the
PWA, and Harry Hopkins, head of
flie WPA, that the administration
wiH not- cease its spending efforts
to keep alive the emergency or
ganizations intended to deal with
the unemployment problem.
Rex Tugwell Resigns to
Join Molasses Concern
REXFORD GUY TUGWELL,
known as the No. 1 braintrust
er, has resigned from his posts as
undersecretary of agriculture and
icBcvucuicui auumi*
istrator and eccept
e d the executive
vice presidency of
the American Mo
lasses company, of
which another brain
truster, Charles W.
Taussig, is presi
dent, and a third, A.
A. Berle, Jr., is a
director. In accept
ing the resignation
the President wrote
R. G. Tugwell
to Mr. Tugwell: "Later on I fully
expect to ask you to come back
to render additional service.” Mr.
Tugwell will serve on a special
committee of 38 just appointed by
the President to study the farm
tenancy problem. The new reset
tlement administrator is W. W, Al
exander, who has been first assist
John G. Winaritftvho resigned as
head of the social security board
to take part in the Presidential elec
tion campaign, has resumed that
position at the urgent request of
Mr. Roosevelt and is directing the
big task of enrolling the future old
age pensioners.
Germany and Japan Unite
to Combat Communism
COMPLICATING the already com
plex European situation and di
rectly threatening war is the alleged
fact that Germany and Japan have
united to fight the spread of com
munism, and that their pact is ex
pected to be adhered to by Italy
and perhaps various central Eu
ropean nations. This is of course
directed mainly against soviet Rus
sia, and Moscow is actively aware
of the menace. It is understood
that the agreement provides that
Germany and Japan shall keep
strong military forces in East Prus
sia and Manchukuo respectively:
that the two nations shall exchange
military information and orders,
and that in certain contingencies
Germany shall supply Japan with
war materials.
Russia sent word to Tokio that it
would not co-operate further in
granting Japanese fishing conces
sions until the reported Japanese
German military pact was canceled.
An immediate source of friction
between Russia and Germany was
the conviction at Novosibirsk of E.
Strickling, German engineer, on
charges of sabotage and plotting
against the soviet regime. He- and
eight other defendants were sen
tenced to death and were said fu
have confessed their guilt The Ger
man ambassador to Moscow asked
that Strickling’s execution be post
poned until the embassy had time to
study the evidence and file formal
protest
Two More Unions Join
the Maritime Strike
Edward f. mcgrady, assist
ant secretary of labor, waS still
trying to bring about a settlement
of the great strike of maritime
workers, but didn’t seem to be get
ting along very well. Indeed, the
situation was made worse by na
tionwide strike caUs to the Mas
ters, Mates and Pilots association
and the Marine Engineers union.
Federal operation of emergency
ships to Alaska and Hawaii was
discussed but not decided.
Mme. Schumann-Heink, Great
Contralto, Is Dead
\yf ME. ERNESTINE SCHUMANN
IVIjfUONK, one of the greatest
operatic and concert contraltos of
the period, died in Hollywood, to
the sorrow of the nation generally
and especially of the men of the
A. E. F. for whom she sang through
out the war. A German by birth
she loved her adoDted country.
This Chancing World.
NEW YORK.—They say
poker is dying out, its
place being taken by bridge,
a game played with 52 cards
and frequently, as between
partners, with .fully 52 times
that many harsh words. I
look for a revival of tit-tat
toe. You can quarrel over
that, too.
And out on the dude-ranches, old
cowhands, who once were almost
rough with heifers
ana caives, are Be
ing schooled in dis
creet love - making
and other romantic
exercises to qualify
them for celebrating
Be Good to Debu
tantes week next
summer.
And it no longer
excites national in
terest when the
plaintiff in a breach
of promise suit, or
Irvin S. Cobb
even a suit lor alimony, is a man.
Or at least such Is the impression
which his lawyer, in addressing the,
jury, would create.
. • • •
Soot-Laden Cities.
LOS ANGELES may have its
drawbacks (loud cries of “no!”
from all native sons, including the
foreign-bom ones), but she certain
ly spoils a fellow for the clinker
laden, smut-freighted atmosphere of
many other cities.
Take Chicago, where the weather
bureau, if so inclined, frequently
might report a two-inch fall of soot.
Or Pittsburgh, where a chap comes
home for a week looking as though
he’d been cleaning out a soft-coal
stove. New York is nothing to brag
on, either. Leave a snow-white pup
out over night and he could pass tor
a Dalmatian.
Yet heating engineers say that
proper smoke consumers would pro
duce such saving in fuel cost as to
pay for themselves ip about one
year. Can it be these big city folks
would rather not save money, or
just naturally don’t care a dern?
Or possibly the citizens fear they
might collapse their lungs and
choke to death did they start breath
ing something remotely resembling
fresh air?
Cruelty to Wives. *
MAYBE you’ll remember — It
was in all the papers — the
lady who got a divorce in Chicago
some time back by alleging that on
the Fourth at July her husband as
sailed her with firecrackers; on
Thanksgiving day he threw a turkey
at her, and on Christmas morning
he beat her up with a Christmas
tree.
But assume the union had lasted
until now. You can imagine the
poor woman’s anguish if, through
the last political campaign, her hus
band had made her read all the
polls taken on the election by the
inspired outfits that did take polls
and through that period had com
pelled her to listen on the radio to
the average professional broad
caster on football games, especially
the rapid - fire descriptionist who
talks all at once and gets so excited
himself that the game, in compari
son, seems but a tame and com
monplace affair!
That would indeed be cruel sea
sonal suffering for any wife.
• • •
Outwitting the Laundry Man.
SEEING a Pullman porter pry
open a car window with one of
those burglars’ tools which Pullman
porters carry for that purpose gave
me an idea.
I’m going to buy one to use on
dress shirts when they come back
from the laundry with the little
flaps on the collar band cemented
down over the back button hole. The
laundries may claim it’s starch, but
I know better—it’s concrete and
high-grade concrete at that It acts
like it and tastes like it as you
may have noticed on licking same.
With the aid of this happy device,
I shall save my nervous system, my
salivary juices, my fingernails and
—if profanity be a grievous sin—
probably my immortal soul as welt
But I don’t suppose anything can
be done about the eighteen or
twenty pins with which every effi
cient laundry hand pins up a dress
shirt before delivering. And per
haps we’d better not try—it would
reduce the consumption of pins in
this country by from one-half to
two-thirds, and goodness knows file
industrial balance is already upset
IRVIN 8. COBB.
WNU Service.
Dye Causes Mafic Growth
Dr. Joseph Sellei. chief medical
director of the Hungarian State
Railways, has grown plants five
times their ordinary size and says
that he has done it with a fertilizer
he invented. It is a form of dye,
diluted in water and poured over
the seed, every species of plant
having a different dose. Several
years of experimenting have shown
that not only do the plants grow to
gigantic size when nourished with
the fertilizer, but mature much
more Quickly than mna|,
-T
On to Success—
With It Comes Boldness in New Ideas; Our
v Sphere of Friends and Activities Expands
A POOR salesman may be a
** genius at gardening; an In
different stenographer sometimes
never suspects her own gift for
cookery, for dress design, for abil
ity to pick up foreign languages,
By thinking candidly about your
self, by being as friendly to your
self as you would be to another,
you can often draw up a picture
of your tastes, abilities, desires
and hopes which will astonish you.
Take an inventory of yourself,
paying special attention to the
things you like but which you have
little of in your daily life. Then
start putting them into it.
From Interest to a Specialty
Often we have to begin slowly
—reading, or finding courses of in
struction within our means, or
working out a program for our
selves in solitude; but every day
something can be done toward the
new way of living. It can grow
Foreign Words
and Phrases
Ab uno disce omnes. (L.) From
one learn all; from a single case
infer the whole.
Blague. (F.) Boastful talk; an
incredible story.
Damnum absque injuria. (L.)
Loss without legal injury.
Locum tenens. (L.) One holding
another’s place; a deputy, a
proxy.
Forsan et haec olim meminisse
juvabit. (L.) Perhaps sometime
it will be pleasant to remember
even these things.
Enfonts perdus. (F.) A forlorn
hope.
Haud passibus aequis. (L.) With
unequal steps.
In propria persona. (L.) In
one’s own person; in person.
Quot homines, tot sententiae.
(L.) Opinions as many as the
men.
"Snow" in Hollywood
Snow never falls on Hollywood,
yet “siow,” of a sort, bothers
cameramen on outdoor sets
whenever the breezes blow in
gusts. This meteorological freak
is due to millions of tiny wisps
»f silver foil which blow off the
portable deflectors. Edges of the
sheets of foil are purposely not
glued down, for their waving in
the breeze gives a “soft ’ light on
the camera subjects.
from an interest into a hobby,
from a hobby into a side line,
from a side line into a specialty.
Then comes the day when the un
satisfactory work can be given up
(to someone who will And it as
satisfying and as absorbing as we
And our own new Aeld) and suc
cess is at last really and notice
ably on its way to us—or we are
on our way to it.
Vitalizes Character
Then living begins to be fun. We
meet people with the same tastes,
not just the chance acquaintances
who come our way in an uncon
genial profession. Having suc
ceeded once, we begin to show a
little daring; we try new ideas
more boldly, and our world of
friends and activities expands
even more. Chances we couldn’t
even imagine until we got inside
our real work turn up on every
hand. Best of all, even a small
success has a vitalizing effect on
character.
That is the most interesting dis
covery that success brings in its
train: those who are living suc
cessfully make the best friends.
They are free from malice and
spitefulness. They are not petty.
They are full of good talk and hu
mor.—Dorothea Brande in Cosmo
politan.
Ttakinq Powder
Bacteria Attacks Unprotected Areas
of Meat-Expert Explains Way to be
Sure Meats Will Keep Thru Summer
By S. Eugene Origin
I have smoked more than two bil
lion pounds of meat. On my father’s
farm 30 years ago I discovered
what happened to meat during
S.S. COLGIN, who
disco**rtd FIGARO
BUiUHiUg XU LUC
old smokehouse.
Fine drops of
moisture ap
peared on the
hams and sides.
The smoke was
“condensing” on
them. This led to
my discovery
that smoke could
be condensed,
and simply
“brushed on” the
meat What un
told hours of
nacKDreamng iaDor diuaku con
densed Smoke baa saved since then!
Years of research, since, have re
vealed what really causes meat to
spoil. Note photograph “A.” This is
what the eye of the microscope
sees when focused on that old I
enemy, green mold. Mold is t I
“fungus"; technically not a bacteria,
but Its action la similar. This para*
site attacks the surface of the meat
Photo “B” shows the cause of ran
».
cldness, usually near the bone. It la
a bacteria, shown here throngh the
microscope’s eye. And photo “C”
shows that pest called the “skipper,”
which is in reality the larva of a
fly. It lays its eggs on the meat, and
at the first warm spell, they hatch.
There is only one known way to
prevent all these troubles. That is
thorough smoking. Of course every
one knows how uncertain the old
smokehouse is. Other so-called smok
ing methods, or substitutes for smok
ing, are likewise risky. How can
you tell whether or not the meat la
luuruuguiy
smoked? But
tf you want to
be SURE your
meat will come
through the
hot summer
months sweet
and whole
some and eat
able, brush ev
ery squari
I Inch with FIG
ARO Condensed
Smoke. It pene
trates. It posi
tively prevents
skippers, mold,
rancidness, or drying oat of the
meat And It costs only one-third of
a cent per pound I Tour dealer baa
It, or can get It In two sires—32-0*.
(enough for 000 lbs.), I1J50; and 18
os. (enough for 200 lbS.),tl.Q0.—Adr.
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