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WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS Waste Space * thaMK yod ^ KINDLY—AMD CTUST WHERE 5 WAS YOUR . r^rSEAT? r PLEASE Tfcfr MY SEAT, mapam p By CM. PAYNE S’MATTER POP— The Pooch Might Have Learned Something J v^+l A1>3>VV- 1 '/»U WANT To LEAtSN To WA6 IS 'TAIL. UP AN cdovjk/ y J Jd i m"K MESCAL IKE Bgr S. L. HUNTLEY A Break for Muley IT IP 1 -1 WAS OEST OVER. TO SEE TM' LA.WVEB. v PER. MIM _ -'I, : L WIT FIXED I WIT'S ALL, . Riswr _ VUW DO NTT B? r HE ALLOWS ME CAM PROVE. NUWRE A. MOOOW 'OR -SOMETMIM' OROTHER 9T VUU 3EMT CJP IM5AME ASYLUM, IM5TEAD i S>--\ FINNEY OF THE FORCE By T«d O’Louf hlin e »y wii jjjgggg tt*m Counter Attack 'LO, JoE. GlMME A BOWL O' CHOWDER HEY Joe— Ho*J DVez. I'X.PECT ME T'EAT -THIS? DoM'-f WORK o*J me— -the BOSS IS IM ffiE KlTCHEM— I'LL CALL HIM what's the TROUBLE,/ COPPER 2 THi S SouP— oi CAmT EAT IT r— s IS THAT SO 2 WHY MOT 2 - 'CAUSE Ot AIM'T GOT / MO SPooMI BRONC PEELER_Withers Overhears a Name By FRED HARMAN B8t>NC.ftEt£<2 0>M£0 CWcrtte flsrvt o-i&T wcmas •fe CtrufjM "to-IHe Pamch fbelHB ft»Gr , I UNO UP. /yovvi listen — r&e— IWANrr Ya IbOUiT THIS CHILDISH QOAftREUM' V/JITH VlrTWEBS VlCWE Got too MUCH VioRK ttx> fjovi on -This GoohooP *)E WRT t'fAORRoMs!. vJrWBSs isnTA bad chap —* HE JiST CxSC UNOEG YEP HlOE vjheh He" Code -that That* red Boies/\ I is -1H' FELLER /THAT OWrtS -ru’oUTFrr «ilST SooiM OF oU«S. RED BOLES// --We SAME PEftSoM . I HAVE 8EEH -fl?AlUN&| FoR-ftN U>N& ‘itACS ^.-ANOMCi R16HT kvA Here oh \t-ihis RAN6r. 1^1 The Curse of Progress Jut Informal A dumb little girl and her chum were discussing the boy friend of the former. “The only thing I don’t like about him,” said her friend, “is that he's too rough.” "He isn’t rough,’’ replied the young man’s sweetie. “He's just in formal.” Comparison. “How much does a farm hand charge for a full day’s work!” “I dunno ” said Farmer Comtos seL “I s'pose my ideas is influenced by the way 1 was raised. At the present time, so far as I can see, there ain’t any such thing as a full day’s work.” “Do you regard yourself as a servant of the people?” “No,” answered Senator Sorghum, “We need the assistance of your in tellectual women. Politics has prob lems enough without allowing it to be understood that the servant DOOR-BELLS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS BSUMWBMbBClMgi* Mis Hip ^nin soiirtHHCi *M»rsiw* W*U> HMWN V-k__5*E3* D0OR-&CII RMS totows fHAT R1N6- OflW •HttPOSrfMMI WJ -*« B«U MWN ' AUUKHMIMt ■SWf HSWOUJ WMttRY Witt »-Mry*MW hwpoor WHO IS MUMS RUNtWO III ■ft SORROW 40HE|UltM . KUMKteSftHWMT PO»f*f Wtt«<aE-W»0 MBWSW«BOPV«CttM» L*WttSoStl*KNOV* ww/.wttfH m haskwwm his kb/ tMMff III.I IMDWIWIHHIimilUlBIIIWIIWHWI III From Perfectly Cut Patter: ---J <« I ’M GLAD I’m not on the serv * ing committee this week ” muses Mrs. Smith of Walnut street, as she takes stock of her self in the mirror preparatory to leaving for the church supper. "I look entirely too swell for me— why, I’m almost excited! I al ways . knew surplice waists were becoming, but how becoming I never knew till now. That little deceptiveness is just what I need, and these sleeves are the most comfortable things! If about half our circle wore dresses like this it would be better for all con cerned ; so many of us have out grown the tailored streamlined styles. Now, Mrs. White for in stance—’’ Enter an Admirer. ‘‘Why Mother, you look de-love ly in that shade of blue! And you look real stylish, too—you ought to be going to a Coronation." “Oh, I’d much prefer the church supper, dear. I’ll be a somebody there in my new dress but at a Coronation I would be little po tatoes. By the way, what did they say about your new jumper at school?” “Mother, I meant to tell you. Mary Jane and Betty are both go ing to coax their mothers to make one just like it. I said maybe you would loan them the pattern, would you?” “Why of course. Did you tell them it took me only two after noons to make yours including two blouses?” Enter “The Duchess.” “Sis, you’re pretty young to be talking about clothes so intelli gently. When you get a figure that clothes really count on— ahem, like Yours Truly’s for in stance; then it might be different —oh Mother, how nice! I’m crazy about it. Gee, such smart lines I Remember, you promised to help me with a new party frock next week if I did well with this shirt waister. I wish all dresses were as easy to sew and as swell to wear as it is.” “Perfectly cut patterns spell success for any frock, Kay; your party dress is as good as made right now. But I must be on my way or I'll be more than fashion-' ably late for the affair. Bye, bye —be good girls and see that Dad dy gets something to eat.” Home Talent Jones—Now, there’s Shelley— don’t you think he employs too many metaphors? Binks—Yes, I think he ought to give American workmen a chance.—Hartford Courant. A psychologist states that he remembers being spanked at the age of two, for upsetting a pot of glue. That’s just the type of ex perience to stick in memory. April Foolery The office boy wandered in a bit late t’other day, to be met with this question from the office man ager (a verra, verra tough guy): “Say when were you bom?” “April 2,*’ replied the office boy. "H’m,” snapped the office man ager, “late again!’’ Pattern 1268 is for sizt 52. Size 38 requires 514 j 39 inch material. Pattern 1996 is for sizes years. Size 8 requires l3, of 39 inch material for the and 1% yards for the Armscye and neck edges t er require 2 Vi yards of : bias facing. Pattern 1226 is for siz< 20 (32 to 42 bust). Size quire 3% yards of 35 ir terial. New Pattern Boot Send for the Barbara Be.' and Summer Pattern Be tabling designs of attractiv tical and becoming cloth elusive fashions for < young women and matron! 15 cents per copy. Send your order to The Circle Pattern Dept., Forty-third street, New N. Y. Patterns 15 cents (; each. © BeU Syndicate.—WNU Se; CARDL In this modern time s< wonderfully worth while eat for practically every won suffers from functional i menstruation. Certain cast relieved by taking Cardul. may need a physician’s tr Cardul has two widely strated uses: (1) To ease mediate pain and nervoc the monthly period; and (5 In building up the whole s., helping women to get more, from their food. Radiant Suns hint Those who bring sunshi lives of others cannot kee themselves.—J. M. Barr Stomach G So Bad Set To Hurt Ht •‘The gas on my stomach < I could not sat or sleep, heart seemed to hurt. A fr gssted Adlerika. The first d brought ms rsllsf. Now I 1 wish, sleep fine and never fe —Mrs. Jaa. Filler. Adlerika acts on BOTH i lower bowsls while ordinary aet on the lower bowel only, i Rives your system a thorout ig, bringing out old, polsonot that you would not believe w* aystsm and that has been or pslns, sour stomach, narvout headaches for months. BO. U. I~ Tlm , - narvoul L raw Tael, E afaaaWa and. aal< Qlvs your bowsls a REAL} with Adlerika and see how feel. Just one spoonful rwlts and stubborn constipation. Loading Druggists. THE CHEERFUL C A Kdy com® 3 1 clean our hoi Who bothers nr lot, ! 5o scornfully bajvjs erounc Whet little things Ive L Cot. r, .J.
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