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Did you ever see a statue of a famous man who didn’t wear baggy trousers?”—Auto mobilist Bed, White aad Bine! Pretty Young Lady — Doctor, please ten me what to do for’ my stomach. Doctor—Diet! Pretty Young Lady (after a mo ment of hesitation) —Er—what color, HAY SERVICE ' By GLUYAS WILLIAMS VrtrfS It) HICH-CHNR FOR. Hft SUPPER_ P 6MK6 1WW UP AND DCWK. •fcSniFHCCWHURWr' mtHCS /." .- =) Mtt ItWEBBtED IM TMV* WN6W6. R»IS» 11'toHSH MHtCMt WDlttSrfWeP OH NOtf KtlBVi IS A Ulftt swprkep when he must* 1WW IN BACK Of HtS HEM> KMs -fe near* if semis EACH flME Ht Hi'S 60 Of 1*WV IT(MR OM HEAD SflOWMS MOUND 1HVW4 ■» 6Ef OK CTheR SIM Of 1HW MNN I' 'I » ■ »'l rereswcf BtXfmpjuFi * H' — MOfltlR MO SUPPER AMVC WDMHI>(UWvt| ■ <-■■■ • ■ ■■■■ * ■■ ■ I A Trio of Triumphs TpHE way to day-in, day-out chic for the woifian who sews is shown in today’s attractive new three-way plan. It goes deeper than the surface, you see, in the presentation of a sleek new slip. Ah, and it gives great thought to the surface, as you can’t help but note in the two wing-side models. Spicy New Model. As shipshape as a Parisian streamline fashion and, in its own role, as important—that’s the lit tle number at the left above. It does wonders to give one that up and doing feeling that’s handy to have around the house in the morning. Make this frock in gay cotton: shantung, print, gingham, or crash. A Congenial Slip. Beneath a well-groomed surface hangs a perfect fitting slip! That’s an old and honest notion and one Sew-Your-Own abides by / re ligiously. Today’s five piece ver sion is as easy to put together as it is congenial to your comfort and outward superbness. Make two while you’re about it: one with a plain top for everyday, the other with a bit of frou-frou for dress up occasions. Deft Design. The "girl in the little green hat” wears a dress with many tucks in this her latest picture. It is the dress for you, Milady, to star in at familiar Fall festivities. Deftly but definitely it gives you em phasis where you want it; soft pedals worry-areas. Wool is smart material and it fits this frock’s personality to a T. Let’s sew and be seen places this Fall. Okay? The Patterns. Pattern 1389 is designed for sizes 36 to 52. Size 38 requires 4% yards of 35-inch material, or 4% yards, with long sleeves. Pattern 1988 is designed in sizes 34 to 46. Size 36 requires 3ft yards of 39-inch material, plus 1 yard of ribbon for shoulder straps, and 1ft yards of edging for finishing upper edge. Pattern 1392 is designed for sizes 14 to 20 (32 to 42 bust). Size 16 requires 2% yards of 54-inch fabric. Send your order to The Sewing Home Heating Hints ’•JSl’SS Simple Way to Avoid Dost When Shaking Grates and Taking Ashes From Fit ' I 'HERE is an easy way to keep A dust from sifting through the cracks of the ashpit door when shaking furnace grates. Quite a few readers have asked me how it can be done, and I’m sure many more of you will be interested. Here’s how: Have a spray made of small pipe, connected with the cold wa ter system installed in the ashpit of the furnace. Only a short length of pipe will be needed. In it have small holes drilled and cap the free end. Just before shaking the grates, turn on the spray. It will throw a fine mist over the whole ashpit, wetting down the ashes as they drop through the grate openings and settling the dust immediately. Then remove the ashes from the ashpit. They will be sufficiently wet to prevent the dust from ris ing and settling in the cellar. The cost and installation of such a spray will be but little, and it certainly will save you consider able work in dusting off things on which the dust would otherwise settl*. Circle Pattern Dept., 247 W. Forty-third street. New York, N. Y. Price of patterns, 15 cents (in coins) each. New Pattern Book. Send 15 cents for the Barbara Bell Fall and Winter Pattern Book. 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