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By FEARLESS
Don’t look now, but the prep
football season comes to an end
for most teams Friday night.
And “whoopee,” I finally had
a decent week last Friday, going
7-2 and missing only on East
Rutherford over South Point
and Kings Mountain over R-S
Central.
That makes the great one
49-26 on the season - still not
good - but better than it was.
Boy, I haven't been able to figure
out this season or the teams in-
volved in this season yet.
Let’s get on with a few “week-
ly funnies,” and they’re
dedicated to one of my zillions of
faithful readers, Shelby’s Bobby
Hullender.
Fearless has been doing this
for thirty years - and I’ve got the
bad jokes to prove it.
Talking about poor acts, the
man was singing “I Love Life
and I Want to Live” when the
other man shot him and an-
nounced, “Those of you who
love life can now live.”
“In this skit you play the part
of an old farmer,” the director
told the actor. “You get up at
four in the morning. Milk the
cows, feed the horses, feed the
pigs, chop the wood, clean the
barn. Then you go into the
chicken coop - ”
“Wait a minute,” interrupted
the ham. “If I gotta lay the eggs I
quit.”
I wrote a most unusual play
recently. Nothing happens for
the first 15 minutes. It’s written
for those people who come to
plays late. A
Dolly Parton was on the
screen doing a love scene. The
usher came down and told me to
stop smoking. There was no
cigarette in my mouth.
The director was talking in his
sleep. “Darling, I love you,” he
said. “You are my life, my heart.
More than anything else in the
world - ”
Then he woke up and saw his
wife glaring at him. Knowing
what the trouble might be, he
pretended he was still asleep,
rolled over and murmured. “Cut!
Now bring on the horses.”
I got a letter recently that said:
“Dear Mr. Frady. I think you’re
the worst writer and abuser of
the English language I've ever
seen. Y ou never were any good.”
The letter was signed, “Sincere-
ly, Your eleventh grade English
teacher.”
Newspaper people are ruled
by temperament, pride and senti-
ment. That’s why they aren’t
understood by businessmen.
After watching a show that
dealt with robbers and thieves
the farmer complained to the
manager that his watch had been
stolen.
“If you felt someone take the
watch, why were you quiet?” the
manager asked.
“Well, you see, I thought it
was part of the show.”
Some people love to go the
movies. And some people go to
the movies to love.
Okay, this is our last chance
and we want to “do good.”
East Gaston hosts Burns and
South Point goes to Chase and
both need a win to finish at .500
on the season. But the big game
of the night has Kings Mountain
traveling to Shelby.
Kings Mountain and Shelby
are big rivals. The Mountaineers
were rudely shocked by R-S Cen-
tral last week while Shelby con-
tinued to roll with a sweep past
East Gaston.
Kings Mountain needs ball
control against the Golden
Lions. Because Shelby can score
KM Players At Limestone
The Limestone College
basketball teams will have a
definite Kings Mountain flavor
to them this winter.
Two former KMHS players
will start on the men’s team,
which will be trying to improve
on a 28-8 record, and former
BACK, HIP, and
LEG PROBLEMS
KMHS head coach, Nancy Scog-
gins, takes over as coach of the
women’s team, which will be try-
ing to better last year’s 15-7
mark.
Jimmy Brown, who was the
backup point guard on Kings
Mountain’s Southwestern 3-A
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Conference championship team
of three years ago, returns for his
second year as a starter at the
playmaking position. Head
Coach Craig: Drennon ' says
Brown is “improved and much
stronger than he was last year”
when he averaged 3.3 points per
game and dished out 105 assists.
Demetris Goode, also a
member of the KMHS cham-
pionship teams of two and three
years ago, will take over a star-
ting forward position after being
red-shirted last year. Goode
transferred from Wingate Col-
lege.
Scoggins, who coached the
KMHS girls to their first-ever
SWC title last year, inherits a
strong women’s team and says
she’s looking forward to a
“tremendous season.”
ALISON CHAMPION
Champion
Homecoming
Attendant
BOILING SPRINGS,
N.C.-Alison Champion of Kings
Mountain was named Gardner-
Webb College’s sophomore
homecoming attendant during
the college’s homecoming foot-
ball game with Carson-Newman
on Saturday, October 22.
A business major, Miss Cham-
pion is the daughter of Howard
and Barbara Champion of Kings
Mountain and is a graduate of
Kings Mountain High School.
Gardner-Webb is a liberal arts
college affiliated with the Baptist
State Convention of N.C., offer-
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master’s degrees. The college is
noted for its independence of
federal funding.
Thursday, November 4, 1983-KINGS MOUNTAIN HERALD-Page 5B
on you in a hurry. The winner of
this game gets a Division II
playoff berth. Crest has already
their break-even season with a
24-6 victory.
And here’s how I see the other
Despite Loss, Fearless Still Believes In Mounties
Gaston 14, East Rutherford 13:
Bunker Hill 21, Bessemer City
14; Cherryville 20, West Lincoln
wrapped up a Division I playoff games: Hunter Huss 14, 7; and Crest finishes a perfect
Spot. Ashbrook 13 (Huss goes to the 10-0 with a 24-7 win over RS
Kings Mountain knows Division II playoffs); North Central.
what’s at stake. They'll redeem
themselves this week with a
20-17 win over the Golden Lions RE-ELECT
in a game which will go right
down to the wire.
South Point’s young team has
a bright future. This week they
play a tough Chase team on the
road. The Red Raiders want that
500 year and will get it with a
20-14 win over the Trojans.
East Gaston, beset by injuries
all year, closes out at home
against Burns. Burns hasn’t won
all year. The Warriors will get
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