FEME'S P'JTXTIQN
I want the light to brightly shine;
I want the men; /'I want the wine,
I want the fun Without the price.
I w^^t to be naughty and, still. be'
nice, '
I- Wf5;nt the thrill of the first long
kiss;
I want the^ things , the good girls
miss;
I v;ant the arms''and heartof men,
And still stay single if 1 can.
Blacken my brows and powder my nose
Rouge my cheeks to rival the rose,,
Pencil my eyelashes, redden my lips
Cevry. a flask upon by hip/ , .
Tango a bit a.nd Khumba a lot,
p^rk my corset when the we,,t?.ther is
/hot,
Ride .and svrim, golf and skat^e, ‘
Take the fence instead the gate#
Break all the rules, yet all but
'One,: i ■
And' be good and true when the gara'e
is done. '
I don* t like pepper, but I do like
spice. ' ■
I v/aht to be naughty and still be ,
'nice.-
Liza: ,”How come yo»makin all dem
lemon-ples?», , v
Mandy: »Dat soldier husba.nd am'com^
in home on a furlough,,and demxies
am'go in’ to.be the second thing he
is gona'rask f 0 «.»
Wabbite. h^ve a funny face.*
Their private .life is a disgrace,
Or. t s ise surprised if . 00 but knew
The awful fing that- wabbits ,d0',
And often,too.
Advice to women war workers:Jf the
sweater is top big for you, lock
out,for the machines. Tf.ycu’re
too big for the e.vjeat or, lo ok out
for the wolves .j'
Visitor { at asylum): ”l)o you have
to keepihe, women inmates separated
from the men ' /
Af’tendnntr »>Sure. "The people hex'e
ain’t as crazy as you think.”
Trfeinp:. ”Has . the ■doctor . any ol.d
.pants he could let'me h^ve?
h^cy: , '»No, they wouldn’t fit) you, “
Trainp: «Are you rjure? ” '
Lndy: -’'Quite sure. , I ‘m 'the dcctor,
A corset is i^omethihg to keep waves
out of the ViFAGS. . ' , " , '
“Eliza,«said a friend of the fami
ly to the, old colored washer-woDan
«h=>ve you ^cn 'Miss 'Edith’s fiance?
'*1^0 ma’am. ’'She ansxirered,:”lt ain't
been in the wash yet. , ■
MLi; R-i:SPOMSF>
The advice I^-give is .sure '‘^nd true
You can’t, eat your pie- and have it
too. • •
you Want the men and.want the
wine
you must pay the price while you
love and dine.
If at first one yields ri-moment’s
bliss, ;
Why,, th'e next must be a longer
kis6. '
So Watch your step >, is my' advice,
If you want to be naughty and
: still be nice.■ '
G-o to it, kid, wijbh your grease
and paint, , ■ . • , ,
To make you look like wha.t you . ,
ain ’,t, ■ :
Shimmy, find drink to lyour heart ’ s
cont^'r.t.' ' .
And be hUj^ged p^^nd squeezed until
your ribj-are bent.
Park your clothes .on a hickory'
li-tib, ' - . .
But never, ^ my dear, go. in to swim ;
Eathe, ■ if ■ you-will on the dew.ey .; '
' ■' . grO-On ‘
' But ^ you can ’ t ’ use, mud and'’come' out
cloan.
The game you play is- man ’ s . long..
■■suit,
Since first he nibbled forbidden';
fruit, ■ ''
Whatever you get, you pa5'‘ the.
price. . ^
You can ^t- be naughty and . still be
. nice. " .
A lady\.taking .a; walk., thro ugh the
woods' c.ame 'upon, a snail pond that
':loo3ced 0001, .and. invitin'gi She de-||
aided to, take of f her clothes . and'
goii'n 'for a.sv/im* ■ Aftpr. awhile'
she notio.ed a .young man standing
a,t. the edge- of the -pohd,watching
her .with' 'evident; ■.-fenj'o.y^cnt., b'ut
who refused her-indignant denancsy
to go HWay so that ehe'could get
her' 0 let he s,. ; Aft er .a, f.ew,, minute s
of frustration, »3he. finally felt,
a large.- dishpan on
the bottom of the -po;rido' picking
it up,: - oho held 'if; in Trent: of
her, .went ,,up. to'th-r; young^'mn and^
said, furicu3^.y :./. ■ do
you kncvr'what '.j *ia.''th3,rJt:i.ug?!’
” Yes sun, '• . he, re ^ •!yo-u,.’ r e
tnk i nt t h e o.’s c'l- 'bo 11 o d i n
.that'thpre .dlphsa‘y..*‘
^The' dairy pu;!; 'on hbr cd*-,t ,V:
To' go >5.nd .niClk the family goat.'\'
She tried aiid 'tried ,
:,And then ishe cried,' ”0h Nanny, / r
' you be still.’S ' v'
Nanny. tried and then repli-?d
’’This aren’ t Nanny, thi'-s ■ are; 3iH
This sign appeared on a Montc-lair, Mev/ Jersey Boauty Shop;'
’’Clcsed for the week-end. Husband home on furlouorh, "’
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