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Page 8 THE LAST FRONTIER The Clarion \ Feb. 18, 2011 Wartime Crossword Redux Print an impossible crossword puzzle once, shame on us. Print an impossible crossword puzzle twice, you must have three worthless editors. 1 5 A 6 a 10 11 12 i: DOWN 1. You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the kilhn’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin 3. He was standing outside talking. I heard something Iwasn’t supposed to, and he knew I listened to his conversation. I heard them say something in Spanish: Bahia de Cochinos. 4. Two misguided youths join the Army reserves, water purification unit, to make some money for their entrepreneurial dreams and find themselves fighting in Chad. 6.1 hate Vietnam. There’s not one horse in this whole country. There’s not one horse in Vietnam. There’s somethin’ basically wrong with that. 7. What do you mean, “you people?” 8. The true events of November, 1965, the la Drang Valley of Vietnam, a place our country does not remember, in a war it does not understand. 9. His name is Vassilij Zaitzev. Armed only with a rifle. he quickly made the fascist invader realize that from now on he would be punished for every step he took in the motherland. 11. Densel Washington leads the US Civil War’s first all-black volunteer program 12. Aim small, miss small. ACROSS 2. It was a bullet, wasn’t it? That jumped up and bit your buttocks? 5. Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. 10. This time the mission is the man. He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer- lasting light bulb. 13. I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant. .UunvClliiUreiiiu|Dli JillibiiViUuaJdv lagm riKir I rvTi Lunri lhVi~4>■ rud Mrimiiirg ItiiDiiivh Jiji cAfliljdn orvfiur llfepiv '■ ilrln# iho^ pnnMJp arv ili'rtKvd. In ! ilIiiv- liHHiTi iwjwf rt'. ' I*; nH m m*Ji jau 11I1J 1^ Cull I iVO Vjw tett* Last week's puzzle It has come to the attention of the Clarion editors that last week’s crossword was, in a word, impossible. We apologize to all readers for this mistake. After a round of self flagellation, followed by heavy drinking, the editors have reconciled the blunder. We have produced for you a puzzle featuring the same clues from last week’s edition, with a grid to match. The editors have considered creating a puzzle that features something other than movies as the overarching theme. We can assure the reader, however, that “Forrest Gump” will appear in every puzzle, in some form.
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