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JUNE 1996 THE FULL MOON prediattonS PAGE 3 I, Lori Allen, predict that Trellis E. and Mario C. will become the biggest players of the school. Tajuania S. and Skeet will get married and have too many kids. I, Stephen Anderson, predict that by the time Mrs. Hathcock retires, she will have areal human tongue nailed to her wall and ajar of tongue confetti. Mike B. and David E. will get arrested for crimes against nature and “get to know” each other in prison. Wilson B. will become a millionaire and own any football team he wants. Dustin P. will many a beautiful woman who will weigh 600 pounds by their 15th anniversary. I predict that Grant H. will rebel against society and start mailing bombs to imiversities and airports aftCT Mike B. confesses he was the original Unabomber. I, April Bailey, predict that Alison B. will marry “C” or “B" when one of them decides to settle down. Carmen B. will get back with Jamie after beach graduation, they’ll get married, and she’ll have six kids. Jennifer L. will graduate from WCU with her eyebrow pierced and married to some good looking guy. Christy C. will turn into a clubbing &eak in Chicago. Melissa S. wiU marry Shawn and graduate from college, and all of my “scrubs” will get fiill basketball scholarships to good schools. Also Brooke L. will marry Ben S. and they 11 have ten kids and live with her dad. Laura Beth W. will graduate from either NC State or UNCC with a degree in psychotic behavior and join me at the asylum. I, Cedric Baldwin, predict that Dana will Anally develop some skills and do something, and Dee will perfect that running jumper. I. Robl^ Bennett, predict that I will be married and have two kids. Also, I will graduate from college and become a state trooper near Greensboro. I. Aimette Boysworth, predict that the school will become over run by little green men who have fallen in love with all the teachers. The little green men will take the teachers and teach them their language, but the students already know it so they don’t have to come to school. Also, while they are here they will make me their queen and we will terrorize Bill Clinton. ^ I. Heather Braley, predict that Holly will hit a homenm, Brirm will grow some, and that 111 invent a new John Deere Tractor (Mr. Neal). Ii John Brooks, predict that someday people will learn not to take me seriously, that State will never be the same after next year, that one day Mary K’s favorite foods will be peanut butter and candy com, that soon, Mrs. Hathcock wUl maim someone for sitting on “’The Table,’’that Jason H. will realize that anarchy isn’t the answer, that Grant H. will become a NA driver, that the FBI will leave Ted Kazynski alone and realize that the Unabomber is Mike B., and finally, that one day Uncle Chuck wiU be set free and we wiU have a big “family reimion. ^ Alicia Brown, predict Lori A. will marry Tyrone, and Dutch will many Edwin or ar^. I. Melanie Faith Burgess, predict the Albemarle Bulldogs will win the conference championship m 1996-97. Jamie and Shawna will get mamed and have five kids. j t n I. Alison Burpeau, predict that Jarrett L.’s head wUl get bigger than mine. I predict that one day really will out do Carrie W. ■ ^ I. Chris Burris, predict that Marc T. will go section 8 and become a dance instructor, ary . an Stephen A. will elope, live in a trailer park, and will be down with thug e. e become a professional wrestler, “Bam Bam Jigak). .... I. Khristina Butler, predict that Coach Johnson will finally get a nnwerhouse' Holly, Charlotte, and CHICKEN wUl lead their te«n to victory «id^me » I. Susan Byrd, predict that Renee F. will own three small busmesses:rq)ainng o enc • predict that EloiseO. will never learn to play cards. Gary H. ,.^,„raTH«andoDen everyone will die but him. I predict that Jennifer H. will berome c a casino in Vegas constructed entirely of legos. I predict that eimy . . ,*ourmo,. »d S«y S. »iU u>ih»'Ws.” lp,«ita*.iBrimH. will dn...o«d aire but will keep teaching drama at AHS. • Laura Cauble, predict that Eric L. will one day be the President ° ® analvzine. Missja will ’ Stephanie Cooper, predict that all of my friends will miss my worrying James Cotton, predict Thomas Taylor wiU be ‘**^^^JilIte^^ttoSter Pines. Mr. Moran will never again get a good advanced drama cl j Weiker might grow another inch. . obsolete. • Michael Crowder, predict that global warming wiU make ^ ^iata in the Food ^’L«.Deppe,predictthatKris.enB.willrunintotheguyth«w«dnv^^ Lion parking lot. Dana will get tired of all the bitten by copperheads :ani ,d freshmen girb will be lost want to steal my car. Denise and I will go back w i j by walking barefooted on the pier. ®th Donally, predict when Ced Baldwin leaves, all the sophomore . without him because they can’t fight over him. huine will find a GOOD MAN!!! ’ Jeshika Edwards, predict that Cytrina, Oralya. Lolita, ^ ^ *sha Eury, predict that AnnetteB. will always love big Oievy I «. country music, and that she will never learn to ^ve * husband and that ’ S*^wna Euto, predict that Beth V. wUl come back to our lOyearrei^^ but in the end she will night she will be going cruising at Sky-City with ^ certain boy! Mary N. will drop find a man the really loves and no longer has to worry ^ Also, from a little out of Wake Forest when she realizes she no tonger lO kids. I , help from his calculus buddies, Cedric B. will ^ ‘ F«t, predict that Mr. Tuzenew will retire when the South I, Renee Fink, predict that Dustin P. will finally get “Hooked On Phonics” and learn to say my name. Amy M. will marry someone from Liberty. Susan B. will raise horses and become the next Unabomber, building her bombs out of legos. Ashley W. will become the next Dr. Ruth. Kendra W. will become a science teacher, and marry her professor or become a geneticist and create the perfect man. Jennifer H. will become a world-famous chef, creating different ways to make mac-and-cheese. I, Brico Flake, predict that Dana will become eligible to play football and basketball. I, Oralya Flake, predict that Sweet F. will become a party animal when I leave home, Brico F. and T. Edwards will drop out of school and get married, Leigh Anne M. will make E)ean’s list at ECU, and Cednc B. will go to college and get dissed by all the women. I, Tosha Gaddy, predict that my sister Tip will join the National Honor Society soon because she’s so smart. I, Terris Green, predict that I will become a warlord who flies Concord Jets. I, Zach Harrison, predict that all the juniors will b&here next year and none of them will want to be! I, Marsha Heame, predict that by the year two thousand I will have opened up my own store. I also predict that Marc T. will be thrown out of the army. I, Jason Hedrick, predict that Wilson B. will become the manager of the Carolina Panthers and will become the oldest manager in football. I also predict that the students at AHS wiU soon be wearing uniforms with stripes and stylish numeric identifications on the back and that Grant H. wiU form a religious cult caUed the Grantitians. I also predict that Mrs. H. will one day go crazy and actually cut out someone’s tongue and that Mike B. will admit that he is the real Unabomber. I also predict that everyone will realize that I am the long lost son of Jimi Hendrix. I, Mondarius Henry, predict that Dana C. will finally become the playa he says he is in sports and' women. Keep it tight I. Emily Hinson, predict that Mike B., David E., Stephen A., John B., Grant H., and Gary H. wiU join a militia headed by Eric L. MandyP. willbetheONLY one out of our group to get married and actually stay married, and the rest of us will wind up like the “Golden Girls”. Whitney D. will start a support group called “coping with D’s”, and Kristina and I will be corporate managers of Pizza Hut Inc. I, Grant HojAins, predict that John B. wQl start a “FamUy Business” and I will be his driver; Stephen A. and Bob Ross will start a nature show with Stephen describing the animals as Bob paints; J^e S. win one day get beat up by a guy named “Jimmy;” Jason H. will cut his hair but still cross his legs after taking Tae kwon do lessons in preparation for the “war” on the last day of school; Eric L. will get a job in a textile plant making uniforms for school children; Mary K. will one day eat peanut butter with a spoon and a glass of milk while smelling someone’s feet miles away; Beth H. will make a speech in front of the UN about annihilating the duck population firom the earth; Mrs. Hathcock will one day say,”We love to fly and it shows. Thank you. Enjoy your flight;” Mr. Fike wiU many a woman who is not a friend; Mr. Shaw will open Shaw’s Fish Camp and Hunting Supply Store; Mandy P. will open a knee brace store from all the ones she has collected; Michael C. will dunk over Jordan in a charity b-ball game; Jennifer L. will get a new job doing something other than shoe sales; and Mike B. will be anested after being found to be the real Unabomber! I, Jennifer Hudson, predict that Melody C. and Lekeith M. will always be together and will marry within five years. I, Mary Jenkins, predict that Jason H. will meet the girl of his dreams, turn into one giant cheese-ball, get married, have seven kids, and drive a mini-van. John B., Ste{*en A., Jason H., and Mike B. will form a militia and overtake the world. I, Chris Kubik, predict “Iggy” L. will be President, then he will take over the world and become the eternal god. James C. will be the next Jim Caney. Thomas T. will serve 10 to 20 years for computer piracy. Zach H.will be the next Mr. Universe and International Powerlifting Champion. I will become an All-Pro center for the Carolina Panthers, then I wiU retire and enter the WWF and become champion under the guidance of the future President Iggy. The 4-Horsemen will rule the world with iron fists. I, Brian Lawrence, predict that KUBE will become the trainer for the Carolina Panthers, and when a rash of injuries occurs take over as the center, shocking the worid and being named to the All-Pro team. Also, James will become a huge superstar in the movie industry, bufwhen his fame begins to fade he will start his own hotline. When Thomas’s computer industry goes bad he will enter the WWF and retire eight years later with a record of 1 -97 gaining his only win aganist GolddusL Finally, I predict that, with the loss of her 4th period English class Mrs. Hathcock will go insane, entering class brushing her hair and writing NATAS on the board. I, Josh Lawson, predict Joey will play tennis next year; Robby will break down at drum practice and beat up Tim and will also be the best goalie in the conference. I also predict that Mr. Moran will have to walk to his first couple tennis matches. Finally, Jason H. will end up at ASU, play music, and Grant will realize his talent. I, Cytrina Leake, predict that Jamie S. will finally get over the past, and strive for the bright future that is ahead of him, and that Kelley M. and Alex will get manied and have 7 kids. I also predict that Teshika E., DeShanne L., Oralya F., Lolita R., Kim M., and Consuela M. will get them some REAL men that will treat them like the queens they are. I, DeShanne Lilly, predict that Paschen Inc. will be nationwide in 3 yrs. Bigdaddy and I will get married when he cleans his act up. Ced will stop playing people and stick with my sista. Kina will finally get the man she wants and these girls will stop sweating him and her. She will take care of my lil’ cuz, Ankerio Martice, and Tip will stop eating lima beans! I, Quanita Lilly, predict that by the year 2000 AHS will be wearing uniforms. I, David Little, predict that one day I may become somebody, either in myself or in the herd of livestock we call human beings.
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