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JUNE 1996 THE FULL MOON PFediotiOnSi I, Eric Lxjwder, predict that Thomas T. will go to prison for computer hacking. The Cult of Grant will surpass Christianity as the world's most popular religion. Weiker will finally hit puberty. Ellen O. will one day be tall enough to ride the Vortex. Grant H. will join forces with White Zombie and begin a Home Style Cole Slaw business. I, Jennifer Lowder, predict that by some miracle I will make it through law school. I also predict that Christy C. will free herself from all of the “cool” people in Albemarle, start boxing as acareer, realize she can’t live without me and attend WCU next year to spend QT with me. Slab K. will eventually realize she has always lusted over the Camaro man, but he won’t be arouixl. Eventually, she will move in with my mom and throw wild parties. I predict that Gina T. will keep dying her hair until the day she dies, party with me next year at WCU, and become a big movie star! Grant H. will go to Campbell, but will always help out with the “cuties" at the comer, and eventually start wearing speedos when he goes to the lake. (OK Bob wanna be). LB W will eventually get a vehicle and bug Mandy to death next year. Mandy P. will go to college next year and leam what college is all about. Emily H. will become close with “Jim” at the beach while try ing to catch up with me. Finally, I predict that Mandy and Christy will leave me, LBW, and Emily stranded on the beach somewhere and will regret it for the rest of their lives. April B. will find a car that will out run any cop car. I, Seth Mabry, predict Scott B. and Nick J. will be the next Cheech and Chong. I, Christy Mason, predict in five years, to be married to Scott Cord and to have a job in a bank and to be much happier than I was in school. I, Cocoa McKinney, predict that Lucci and Redd will find the right men and love them with all their hearts, and all of the students will find their inner selves. I, Kim McKinney, predict that AHS will soon become a jail for all the natural nerds and that Mr. Neal will have to teach them while pacing back and forth across the room, as he usually does. Leigh Anne Mills, predict that Beth V. will cheat on her husband and everybody will know but him. Gina T. will become an actress and will marry Brett S., and Mary N. will go to Wake Forest only to become a house wife and have 5 children. Alison B. will one day write her own blue book. I, Amy Miskell, predict that Renee F. will get married and raise a houseful of long-haired boys in Germany. Kendra W. will drop out of Wake Forest to elope with a long-haired hippie who plays the Hombone, and Ashley W. will bleach her hair so she can dye it a different color every week. ' ' I, Kelley Morehead, predict that after Mandy P. buys another orange Nissan truck, she will FINALLY know the meaning of being whooped to a man. Laura Beth will get over her quest of being the wildest chic on campus, drop out of college, and become a nun. Rusty S. and Alex L. will marry some lucky girls and play professional baseball. Allen F. will strike oil and own his own “station.” Greg N. and Jeremy C. will continue to sing “Girls” at concerts. I, Consuela Monison, predict that Albemarle High School will be turned into a prison with guards on each hall AHS will then obtain the name of Eastside High, with a principal like Joe Clark. I, Mary Nance, predict that L^igh Anne M. will go to ECU and get more free experience than she ever dreamed of. Gina T. will go to college and come home with many body piercings, and Beth V. will marry that certain baseball player after her first semester at UNCC and build a house beside her mom. I, EloiseOdom, predict that Meg M. will win the Iron Man at the age of 29, and Katie M. will continue to play basketball 24 hours every other day. I, Jon Osborn, predict Mario C. and Michael D. will lead the wrestling team to a state championship and also a conference championship (If Michael can get mean). Marc Tuzenew will be the next General Patton only to retire, work at Texaco, fish, golf, and drink a lot. I, Tanya Parsons, predict Coach Weiker will one day hit a growth spurt, and Mr. Moran may even get married someday. I, Dustin Poplin, predict that Bo, Ben, and Ross will soon leam to party. I also pvedict Marc T. will serve two to two hundred years in prison. I, Mandy Poston, predict that Christy C. and I will ditch our roomies and get lost in the excitement of the beach; Kelley M. and Alex L. will remain together until she notices other guys and he notices other girls, and they will unleash; Dustin P. will discover how much of a weenie he really is after attending The Citadel; Laura Beth, Kelley, and I will create great memories at UNCC; Jennifer L. will have a blast at WCU and hate that I didn’t attend with her; Laura Beth will finally find a man and realize what a real relationship is like; Emily H. will finally get over that guy and make it through college, and Albemarle will never change. I, Lolita Rivers, predict that Oralya F., Teshika E., Deshanne L., and ConsuelaM. will find true love, and Dana'C. will own a lip balm company. I, Kristina Scott, predict Laura C. will get married to Chris M. by the end of the summer. Belh V. will get m irried by the year 2000 and have an ACCIDENTAL CHILD whom she will spoil. Beth V. and I will get arrested during beach graduation; Mon H. will be a “burnout” before the end of beach graduation. Beth V. will finally get the man in her “field of dreams.” I will not return from ECU with a stuck-up voice, and Beth V. will realize SCC is good, but ECU is better and will join me by second semester. I, Mary K. Sharpe, predict that I will complete my mission of “The Poison Tree,” Mook will find a hot fox at Chapel Hill, and Jason H. will be the first person married out of our senior class after becoming in touch with his feminine side, John B. and Stephen A. will take over the world, Bambi will get a sense of color, and Dustin P. will finally be 6*5". I, Brett Shields, predict that I will go to college away from Stanly and never come back again, and then become rich and famous and marry some supermodel. I, Jamie Simmons, predict another attack on Grant H. by Jimmy, which will take place a few days before graduation. PAGE 4 I, JoDee Sluik, predict the Albemarle cheerleaders will cheer in their swimsuits next year because they think their skirts aren’t revealing enough, and my sisters won’t be able to go on without me. I, Mitch Smith, predict that I will live the life of a Boss Player until the day I die. All Eyes on Me! I, Melissa Speight, predict that Mr. Neal will stay over at Terris Green’s “C” House to do business every Saturday nighL I, Gina Taylor, predict that Beth V., Leigh Anne M., and I will drop out of college and live in a big mansion at Myrtle Beach while Mary N. supports us after graduating from Wake Forest. I, Thomas Taylor, predict James C. will be the next Jim Carrey, Chris K. wUl bail me out of jail for hacking, and Mr. Blalock will discover a way to travel at the speed of light and live forever. I, Shia Thor, predict I will have a successful life and a great job after finishing what I want to finish and have four children. I, Marc Tuzenew, predict that Vic and David S. will end up being the biggest seafood dealers on the east coast, Chris B. will become a Bass Master Champion, and Jon O. will end up being the centerfold model for Soldier of Fortune. I, Beth Vanderburg, predict Josh H. will finally find a girl who will be at his house everyday at 4:20, Christy B. will have her own Gossip TV talk show, David E. will be the next Jim Carrey, and all the preps will one day realize that they are the same as everybody else. I, Beth Vanhoy, predict that Leigh Anne M. will get arrested at beach graduation, Shawna E. and Jamie H. will get married only to divorce because she’s cheating on him, and Cedric B. will find his calculator after graduation. I, Laura Beth Whitley, predict that at beach graduation, Mandy P. and Christy C. will pull a prank on Jennifer L., Emily H., and I and then we will get them bade ev«i better, Whitney D. will grow up and date married men; and Kelley M. will break up with Alex and start dating a Chippendale’s dancer next year at UNCC. I, Kendra Whittington, predict that Thomas T. will fiunk out of college because he will spend too much time surfing the net, and Renee F. will win the $10 million Publisher’s Clearing House Prize and travel the rest of her life. I, Gresham Wilhelm, predict that Marc T. will get “Dishonorable Discharge” after being found guilty ' of driving a tank under the influence. East Albsmarl* Fourth Grad* Cantral Fourth Grad* North Albamarl* Fourth Grad*
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